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5 months

isa 🔞

@babeyxiao

5 months

would suck alhaithams dick so messy that he gets grossed out

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Daisy

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5 months

My soup spilled I fucking hate soup

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Wait wait so kaveh overhearing someone saying “wow I wish I could have had a chance with senior kaveh but he’s taken” and kaveh going “what? do you mean I am still fair game!” And Alhaitham returning home furious because everyone at the akedemiya thinks he and kaveh broke up

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1 year

Genuinely think alhaitham gets aroused from debating kaveh. No one can match him intellectually like that! So what if he was sporting a stiffy all through the grand bazaar?? Kaveh had some valid points!! So what if he came in his pants when kaveh won the argument?? As he should!!

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1 year

@Author203 @eliorioo If kaveh knew the way haitham felt, he would “give him what he wants” because that’s the kind of person he is, not genuinely return his feelings like haitham wants

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8 months

Kaveh and Alhaitham: arguing Alhaitham, internally: I wonder if he would shut up with a cock inside him Kaveh: .... Kaveh: You said that out loud you know Alhaitham: My hypothesis still stands

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1 month

Yeah

Nazeeh Tarsha

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1 month

@turrondeluxe Even when you think he's yours, I'm there to remind you he's not.

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2 months

Well, time for lunch *spreads kaveh’s ass*

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2 years

@rifflexielian I MUST know where this is

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1 year

WAIT so what if Alhaitham, thinking kaveh hates him, plans a surprise birthday for him and doesn’t show up so kaveh can have a good day.

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9 months

PERCIMIS🧜‍♀️

@percimis

9 months

Wow alhaitham is so bbg, imma fuck him stupid and get him knock up with triplets

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1 year

And what is Alhaitham finds out kaveh was the one who said he was available and kaveh says, “of course I am single!” and Alhaitham who thought they were dating all this time can only say “you are?” While his heart breaks

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7 months

miffy ☾

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7 months

came instantly tbh

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5 months

@pinkbinask you're wrong. he and kaveh are honeymooning in all the different nations and he's running on banners for the sake of diplomatic relations

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11 months

@tokimekibunny @ricekrisquep Was about to say this. NO WAY this is an adult I refuse to believe it

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1 year

@kshahrerawr He finally does a stretch

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4 months

@mushroomon_ They really said "go to work"

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2 months

I don't like the headcanon of alhaitham's dad being named Hassan because I know at least 8 hassans and none of them have the genes to bring forth such progeny as Alhaitham

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1 year

@MerychanMariana Anytime haitham denies kshahrewar funding kaveh appears!!! That’s why he does it

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10 months

Asking kaveh to live with him is the gayest thing alhaitham could have done just "hey my former friend/rival with whom I have been estranged for years do you want to come live in my home which we will share equally and make up for what the other lacks in a totally not a gay way"

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7 months

@LooLayee02 sweet Jesus

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1 year

Headcanon that both hthm and kvh are afraid of bugs but kaveh is more like “ew get it away” and hthm is more like…. kvh: hey are you afraid of bugs? hthm: it is absolutely illogical to be afraid of bugs, however, one might say that— kvh: ok big guy ones on ur head hthm: kill me

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4 months

‎ً

@T1ttyBiter_

4 months

my waist is so grabbable and holdable rn if u even care

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11 months

sage 🌿 🇵🇸 hkvh yapper 🌟💫 !

@haiyivatat

11 months

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really LOVE KAVEH ! 🌟🫶🏻

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10 months

THIS SI THR FUNNIEST SHIT IBVE SEEN

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11 months

Kaveh: I had a bad day Alhaitham, on his way to buy fresh fruit, ingredients for soup and 3 bottles of wine: You brought this on yourself with your gullible nature and inherent goodness

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1 year

Alhaitham sighs when he thinks of each carefully thought out plan he made for today. Maybe he has ruined it by coming home so early. Maybe part of him /did/ want to wish kaveh happy birthday before the day was over. “Happy birthday, senior Kaveh,” he says.

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1 year

@Tydaii_ The way this is canon

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2 months

CAN I SEE THE HOLE 🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

@solarclimes He needs to do it for his baba 🥺

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1 year

“Haitham?” Kaveh calls his name quietly. He nods and pads toward the couch, sitting near but not too close. “Where have you been all day?” kaveh asks in a small voice, “were you not going to wish me happy birthday?”

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2 years

@endenope @sugaryhaze Loud top kaveh is something so personal to me ❤️❤️❤️

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4 months

@inlutolilium It looks like they were about to kiss hehe

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1 year

Kaveh waking up early, doin his hair and makeup and wearing his flashiest outfit to go to a pride parade and when he gets there, Alhaitham is just standing in his pyjamas with a flag

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1 year

@wkk_paoxiao A: Kaveh is drunk A: We can’t continue like this, we’ll head back first. T: 👀Be safe

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8 months

Alhaitham would be such an indulgent father if he had a daughter like he would go to work with his mismatched nails and simply say "my daughter did them" And take tea parties VERY seriously with proper etiquette holding out his pinky every time or walk in the grand Bazaar covered

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1 year

@kshahrerawr it hurts it hurts it hurts

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Alhaitham forcing kaveh into his old akedemiya uniform so he can fuck him in it

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1 year

He makes sure the vendor kaveh buys from picks that morning so kaveh gets fresh fruit when he goes to the market that day, Nilou is (somehow) performing an afternoon show, as Alhaitham knows kaveh takes the long way home after shopping most days.

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9 months

@astruma2 This is gorgeous, such a touching comic, I'm so amazed by this

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1 year

Alhaitham, having someone report back to him about everything going to plan, smiles as he hears kaveh is having a good time. Might as well spend some extra time at the office and get some work done, he doesn’t want to inadvertently ruin Kaveh’s birthday.

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2 years

@crycry84488

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When he inevitability goes out that evening, all his friends are at the tavern, waiting with a buffet and really expensive wine that kaveh likes but isn’t often able to afford, even if Alhaitham pays the tab. Kaveh eats and drinks with all his friends and has a great birthday

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1 year

@mushroomon_ Haitham really be like: you can win this on skill alone don’t go drawing lots And kaveh hears: (disrespect disrespect rude) and misses the point PLEASE

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1 year

@JOSTAFAR Childe so real for this…I support him!!!

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1 year

When Kaveh arrives home, he receives a delivery of a gorgeous scarf and jewelry he had been eyeing at the market, waiting until he had saved enough to get it. There’s no note.

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8 months

@PlumbiFarts THEY ABSOLUTELY WOULD

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1 year

He had left early to avoid seeing him that morning. Even when the party is in full swing he doesn’t head back yet, thinking what is the use heading back to an empty house devoid of what makes it lively.

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9 months

Do u think Alhaitham ever puts his face in Kaveh's pussy and sniffs

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1 year

The key in the door clicks quietly as he swings it open. Removing his shoes and returning his keys to their place. He notices Kaveh’s is thrown haphazardly and can’t help but chuckle. Only until he is walking past the living room does he pause, seeing a pair of red eyes on him.

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1 year

He works (and reads) until someone notifies him kaveh has head home from the tavern. It’s not very late, so Alhaitham waits an extra hour for good measure, so that he’s sure kaveh will be sound asleep after all that wine.

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11 months

Since Hoyo said “roommates” and not “flatmates” or “housemates” I am going to assume Kaveh and Alhaitham sleep in the same room university style

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1 year

@kshahrerawr Light of my life ❤️

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1 year

@tarusbathwater In a fight right?

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8 months

@inlutolilium This analysis is kaveh coded

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1 year

@kshahrerawr

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9 months

Their mouths meet and alhaitham presses him to the wall as a hand sneaks under his shirt to roll his nipple. "Ah! Alhaitham, slow down!" The response is a teasing nip to his lip. "I'd rather not. I've waited twelve years too have you like this."

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1 year

@mishikki Is it because he’s the “light” of kshahrewar?

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2 years

@Zawawasannnn KAVEH IS BABY

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9 months

miffy ☾

@manicbitvh

9 months

mama im in love with a criminal

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1 year

@haikavehel He would

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6 months

Snow leopard Alhaitham

contents that ll heal your depression 🌻

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6 months

Love attack 😻

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8 months

Alhaitham would ask Kaveh on a date and Kaveh will prepare to get his butthole rawed only to have alhaitham ask his opinions on varying topics over dinner and drinks then drop him off at his house with a "see you later"

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2 years

@noxcturnes It’s working

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1 year

HONESTLY. love when artists draw kaveh large like he’s tall af just a skinny legend and looks like a twig next to hulkhaitham

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7 months

@mmme0709 Keep doing the lord's work mwah

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2 years

@bigdonghthm ?

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10 months

My TL rn is INSANE

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2 years

@bredluc the harbingers work hard but the last reagent of khenri’ah works harder

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5 months

@gesuko__ Permission to use the second as a reaction image every time I see the beautiful kavi

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2 months

Hasim/Hashim is acceptable

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5 months

@OneMulberryjam A warm pillow and a facial! Such princess treatment for our nari ❤️

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1 year

@bigdonghthm Banger tweet cecin

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8 months

Haikaveh teacher sexy role-play time but kaveh breaks character because alhaitham is ATROCIOUS at math and he can't actually not know the quadratic equation???? Anyway teacher student roleplay ends up kaveh teaching alhaitham math and ONLY when he gets all correct they can fuck

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1 year

@_Dayreez LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW ANXIETY HAITHAM

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6 months

Kaveh who overthinks and alhaitham who fucks him until he can't think anymore

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4 months

I feel like everyone talks about how horny alhaitham is but not how horny kaveh is

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2 years

@navianian @Maay36uls “Pissing all by yourself handsome?”

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2 years

@isralennt Al haitham: periodt 💅🏻

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11 months

Kaveh doing this to Alhaitham but with a new book

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8 months

—in the most atrocious makeup and when anyone asks he's feeling pretty. He even takes her side in arguments! When his toddler yells "me want grape!" He would lower his book and turn to kaveh and very seriously repeat, "she want grape, kaveh."

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8 months

@noranbside Kaveh...just one chance pls...senior kaveh omggggg

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5 months

@blusterpolitik @DreamsOfControl @recfishtank @sanstitre2000 @23_LazyArtiste This is making me violent

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10 months

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is for Haitham to pin Kaveh against the glass window and kiss him stupid in the conference room. Amen, or whatever

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10 months

Architectural Integrity Chapter 3 is up! #haikaveh - E - Modern AU

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7 months

@ADHDForReal Wish this came as a disclaimer everytime I met someone

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8 months

I hate catching a glimpse of kaveh as I'm about to do a task because my brain goes from "I have to write this down" to "I will suck his dick" INSTANTLY

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10 months

"dude ur like obsessed with kaveh" Well who told him to be pretty with an itty bitty waist?? That's on him really

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8 months

Memory loss fic but it's me fucking kaveh until he forgets his name ❤️

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4 months

Imagine! Omega Kaveh who always smells so sweet, like he's in heat all the time. Alhaitham is used to alpha's always ogling his senior, but it's simply Kaveh's natural smell and he can't help it! Not to mention he's pretty and smart to boot!

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9 months

@18tea81 These are the kind of interactions I want to see in Canon

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1 year

@NaVir_log coming to terms with the fact that this is in alhaitham's house

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7 months

Archeologists would find haikaveh's skeleton like this and go "they did everything together, we suspect they were roommates"

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6 months

Kaveh slipping his red lacy panties to the side to teasingly rub his dripping pussy against alhaitham's cock until he begs desperately if he can put it in

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10 months

Thank God there is no Twitter wrapped

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1 year

@tendtomend Wait…what do they mean?

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1 year

My brother in Christ.

Sean Chiplock 🔜 Now on 🟦☁️! (MOVED, SEE PIN)

@VAsonicmega

1 year

@Aslannbg Who said I like Kaeya/Diluc as a ship??

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1 year

Alhaitham as the one whose facial hair grows too fast and kaveh as the one that homoerotically helps him shave it

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9 months

Kaveh: Studies show that if you buy your boyfriend wine every week you will live longer! Alhaitham: What evidence could possibly support that claim? Is it a recent study? I don't recall approving such a study, much less encountering these ridiculous hypotheses.

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