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@ecto_fun wheres the eraserhead baby

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@dklmarxist i hate you bro.. can i hear ur voice please and talk until the morning

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@UnkleDell i miss when you were gayer

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@mootsheep 3 in the front and however many people fit in the back

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@Dom_2k as a lebron fan now this is what i like to see

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@dril YTA thats how ur room mate deals with trauma and ur being problematic by not letting him do it

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@JozuJoestar kendrick lamar on control drake on stay schemin andre 3000 on intl players anthem

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@ecto_fun you should’ve told them u make eraserhead baby edits on twitter so they knew u were cool

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@heylucymay this is like when they replaced aunt viv on fresh prince of bel air

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@UnkleDell mf ate a math equation

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@hausofdecline haus i come here to laugh at penis cartoons not cry at wholesome parenting

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when he got drunk and started listening to lil wayne songs

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What are your favorite Kendrick Lamar moments I'll go first. When he dressed up and acted like an old man for no reason😂:

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@TheCinesthetic boogie nights???? come on man

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@big_business_ all this without knowing how to dribble truly inspirational

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@gundampil0t

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futurama slander on the TL? this is literally the worst day of my life

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How does a show that takes place 1000 years from now manage to feel so outdated before it even airs

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@Dom_2k @JozuJoestar being born one year before The Dark Knight is crazy

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@hausofdecline i prefer a diagonal cut makes for better human sandwiches

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@wolktress watch 5 hours of patrice o’ neal on O&A with me so i know its real

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@JoeBudden @QueenzFlip @FlipDaScriptPod this really some Marvel Civil War type shit

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@gundampil0t

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people saying this is scary but i think its really cute, gibbon was just passing thru he wasnt going to hurt anybody 🥹

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

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A gibbon swinging over a family while crossing a bridge

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Luca saying “not a story!!!” like a bf asking his gf to post them

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Ayo Edebiri shares a text between her and Luca Guadagnino.

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why do i only match with polyamorous on dating apps NO i dont want to date you and tony and mark and jose and kevin

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@UnkleDell grown ass man smh location lol?

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*hands you this then runs away*

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@gundampil0t

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just remembered when my girl got so mad at me she started sending messages in e-mail format

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@gundampil0t

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met the love of my life at age 29, life is doesnt end in your mid 20s

jourdain searles

@judysquirrels

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cannot believe i’m 32 and still believe I’m going to meet The Love of My Life… feeling like charlotte york

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@wolktress they should cast you as someone that gets a job

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that moment when you realize your soul is just a museum that holds the memories of every single person you’ve encountered throughout your life

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im softbIocking ppl who i deem too nice for my tweets, i want to be unhinged in peace

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@ecto_fun if your latino im pretty sure you had water and a little bit of beer as a baby

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you named the little cutie Cheesecake and expected for it NOT to be fat???

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just fat

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if i had a gf i would simply love her forever and give her free weed

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@wolktress its always a bulimic girlfriend never a job

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@megantheevalium

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@JoeBudden im here for another joe crashout

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pro-everybody??? hispanics will take your worst insecurity and make it your nickname for life 😭

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@1NoelNiks

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Idk about the Hispanic culture but they are so PRO-EVERYBODY. They’re super non- judgmental and full of love and IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME >>>>>>>>>>

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@ShitpostGate then the informant puts a mind control device (birthday boy hat) on your head

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i will not tolerate watermelon slander watermelon is amazing its like eating crunchy water

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Watermelon eaters acting like they actually enjoy that shit

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which crystal will get me a forehead kiss

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edtwt i promise you no amount of body shaming will ever make ur mommy issues go away let it go

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edtwt users be like “tinylittledoll” and then this is them

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your final challenge… do not eat shredded cheese straight from the bag at 3am

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STOP flirting with your mutuaIs

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society would be peaceful if we had more drive-in movie theaters

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before you DM me just know i am a 29 year old millenial and WILL be sending u gifs

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bring back dry humping

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next year im moving into the woods where i wont have to interact with another human being ever again

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me when the gummy hits in public and i forget how to move

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Jesus Christ

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alcoholism, weight gain, substance abuse, he simply grew older.. dont worry this will happen to timothee chalamet

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me when im anxious and i isolate myself

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"BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs"

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flirting with a cottagecore girl is easy just gift her a plant and tell her shes a pixie

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i deserve someone that understands me and doesnt ignore me

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its really funny just how many streamers/youtubers are horrible people

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Former Twitch employee comes out to say Dr. Disrespect was banned because he was caught texting a minor on Twitch whispers & trying to meet up with her at TwitchCon

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you ever eat some chinese food and get pregnant after

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@T_rexBio looks like a picture youd find on myspace in 2005

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ten shows to get to know me: 1. mr. robot 2. the sopranos 3. community 4. the wire 5. 30 rock 6. boardwalk empire 7. game of thrones 8. curb your enthusiasm 9. breaking bad 10. mad men

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ten shows to get to know me 1. supernatural 2. teen wolf 3. the walking dead 4. shadowhunters 5. prison break 6. alice in borderland 7. how to get away with murder 8. money heist 9. into the badlands 10. the uncanny counter

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if jacob wasnt latino why did he tell bella “where the hell you been, loca?”

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walking past a 5’2 person and picking them up like this

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fr how did we go from eating ramen to me throwing you on the bed 🫣

Andrew Palmer 🥥🌴

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sex is so crazy like why are we naked. how did u get me to do this

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ya’ll not real lovers

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Saw a 21-22 year old dude post on his Instagram story talkin bout “happy 3 months” 🤣 Get a grip dawg

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i never want to get attached to anyone ever again

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i have infiltrated booktwt so far nobody has talked about books all they do is flirt with each other

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turn 29 and people stop asking youwhats ur favorite dinosaur i hate it here

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i am the only 5’11 latino man in the world

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no fr being a tall Latina is funny because they only make Latino men in 5’8 or shorter

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hi kids do u like violence? want to see me stick nine inch nails thru each one of my eyelids?

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this man just survived an assassination attempt he for sure winning in november its over 😭

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Donald Trump seen with blood near his ear after gunshots were reportedly fired at his rally in Pennsylvania.

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she was drunk at the work function we’ve all been there

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this shit was so funny 😭😭

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your soulmate is on twitter

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Dating apps don’t work and being out in public doesn’t work. What’s the secret third option someone lmk plz

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rather be alone than yearn for someone like this

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that girl in her late 20s who still sleeps with her plushies will save ur life

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we were just talking but i stopped after she said she performed a spell on me

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Pettiest reason you stopped dating someone?

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im 29 and ill die for my oomfs

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"that's oomf!" YOU ARE TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD PLEASE GROW UP WHAT IS THIS VOCABULARY MAN I'M LOSING MY MIND

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@vincestaples it would be like usa vs vietnam the swifties have the numbers but the barbs can use guerilla tactics

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@megantheevalium 80% of these sound fake but whatever

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halloween should start on Oct 1st and it should be a month-long “celebration”, i want to feel scared for 31 days straight

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@whotfisjovana foster the people - pumped up kicks

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this is sooooo fucked up bunny probably thought he was gonna get to eat a big carrot

Umbra Love 🕊️

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her: hes probably out cheating on me me and the boys:

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@etherealdeen

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saw these 3 cuties on my way to work today. a major vibe.

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when she introduces me to her father who loves tom cruise movies and i pull out the “i didnt know your brother was as handsome as Tom Cruise”

𝐈𝐥𝐲𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐢✰ 🧸

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When she introduces me to her mom and I pull out the “I didn’t know you had a sister” line

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as a 29 year old my time has come to be the Unc grilling while drinking a beer at the cookout, ur all invited

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@gundampil0t

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ill give $100 to any of you that gives me a lobotomy

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caring about someone more than they care about themselves is both a blessing and a curse

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instead of netflix & chill u should come over so we can tubi & be weird together

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i keep fighting the allegations

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this is cute until it becomes black sludge in the morning and makes walking around impossible

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@earthviews1

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Winter wonderland.

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chris hemsworth i owe you an apology i wasnt familiar with ur game

furiosa (anya's version)

@bloodanya

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her voice here... god she was amazing

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if i were your bf i would gift you all the cool rocks i find in the forest

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your 10 year old cousin after drinking some grape juice and pretending to be drunk

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@betteroffwoem

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she's so underrated as a dancer

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my horny ass could never work at a Cinnabon

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dear white people please stop putting raisins in everything

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if you watch shows/movies like this please unfollow me rn

Vulture

@vulture

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Daunted by trying to get through 121 episodes of "Lost" now that it's on Netflix? Why not try doing it at 1.25x speed?

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ive never understood why you would get a pet just to put them in a cage.. what kind of life is that for them

“Pissant Jerk” Dog Guy

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“My dog gets into the trash every time I leave the house!” May I present to you:

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*getting interviewed for a job* the recruiter: so tell me why do you want to work here? me: my girlfriend needs more plushies

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just ate some homemade lasagna depression cured

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*gets resurrected* *dies again* cause of death: no thigh pics

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cause of death: no tummy pics

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modern movies/tv shows are too DARK and im tired of filmmakers and journalists gaslighting us saying “just adjust ur tv settings” NO BITCH u just dont know how to properly light ur content

Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰

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What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

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