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Michigan, USA
Joined June 2020
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me vs the animal crossing character i think i am
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me vs the animal crossing character i think i am
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@ezzzzieeee youre right though. i dont lie in therapy bc itd be a disservice to myself and a waste of time. if i wanna lie to myself, i can do that at home for free!
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@aliyahInterlude hes really matured since his youtube beauty guru days
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@westernunion2k @milkheavens card reader: “please insert card now” customer: “do i put in my card now?”
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@Bitchseida THIS HAPPENED TO ONE OF OUR SHIH TZUS!! I picked her out as a gift for my mom, thinking we’d have a pretty brown/reddish dog, but nope! now shes blonde.
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@priya_ebooks she should divorce him and date the guy paying for her nails & bringing her flowers.
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@nonbinarybooty shes better than me cause i wouldnt have written a song i wouldve committed double homicide.
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@sadspeIl there are twice as many stars as usual ✨
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@riayasminn id be embarrassed to if i was an irresponsible cat owner and my neighborhood found out. why do you have an outdoor cat, and if hes an outdoor cat, why is not neutered??
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if u dont want euphoria spoilers, you put your right foot in...you put your right foot out...you put your right foot in...and you shake it all about. you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!
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if u don’t want euphoria spoilers just stop using the internet 🙄
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@London_Brix 1) it was the 70s so ppl would go anywhere with strangers; hitchhiking was normal countrywide. 2) a lot of girls don’t tell people “no” because they don’t want to be rude, even if it’s something they don’t really want to do :-
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@milldealss ive been a fan of pristine for a few years and id never buy a dupe, even tho spending hundreds on one item is def out of my budget. i rather support a small designer than shein and f21!
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@amandaoee_ to have multiple sets of multiples...and them all be conceived naturally?? 😱
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@nonbinarybooty this queen right here
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@amandabb__ i love her fantasy scenes they’re so funny
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@bb_apes @sherrysworld well yeah, this is a filler episode
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@disrupthehuman as a customer its really annoying. the aliexpress image search helps me figure out whats legit from an artist and whats not.
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@siIIymonkey that’s exactly how situationships make ppl feel. situationships have caused millions of deaths :(
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@ChrisKlemens That is the ugliest fridge I have ever seen 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@bongfairies the universal code for bananas
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@me_im_chloe hes not defending his family. the feisty one needed to be separated from the other one bc he was being too aggressive. this was the safest way to separate them (or at least that’s what she said on tiktok)
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@WetZemu @bloodberry_tart id love to become seaweed but the last sentence has me like 👀
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@sarahlugor tell them u cant do the next campaign until they pay you for the last one
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@sarahlugor it be feelin like a orgasm sometimes tho u gotta admit
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@badgirIkiki i love a house with no personality!
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@wnrstweets omg are we finally getting an nsfw addition
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@buggirl was he not buried deep enough??
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@bongfairies youre welcome. you will do great things, my child.
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@ooceuphoria i wanna know how much of this was improv
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@DankDidi thats why i quit when i worked there years ago. they asked me to do managerial duties while my manager was gone and i told them “sure, if i can get her hourly wages for today”. they never asked again. :)
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@stxrkilla its a racist quote. theyre saying that violence is the “price” a white woman pays when she dates a black man. victim blaming + racism.
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@incred_able @BREAKDOWNMAMI ive never been to NH.
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@danadonly Don’t move your car
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@draw_gregory their pronouns shouldve been added to the thing that says their name & age, when it says “yoly, 34” on the screen. i felt like the show purposely stayed away from any discussion on abusive relationships. we heard aussie say aussie felt gaslit by mildred & that wasnt addressed.
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@sarahlugor i got moderna and my tits def got plumper afterwards sooooo maybe its just you?
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lil nas x really had his security team allow furries in his concert…king shit.
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@Dokai420 yeah and then he made a tweet that said “boobs” (I think) & the check mark disappeared 😭
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@philipvsavage ???? u gotta be polite to guests!
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@tequeenla @SheRatesDogs “If that makes sense” - no actually it doesn’t make sense.
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@wnrstweets i think this may be a better response for someone who did the dumping, and not the person who got dumped...
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@clcbarbies its the self-care pack. u put them on ur eyes like cucumbers and they make ur eyes less puffy. :)
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@sharkth3y this song on its own isnt a good representation of her overall vibe, imo. its the most upbeat & poppiest song on the album. the other songs on preachers daughter would give you a better idea of her overall style.
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(she was laying on top of the couch and slid down to the bottom cushion, shes lazy & will eat literal trash, but we love her)
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@riayasminn i hope you neuter him. letting him roam without being neutered is irresponsible on your part.
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@nonbinarybooty find a yt vid of babies crying and play that shit loud af
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@chrissychlapp i left a review on google :)
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@gabrielledrolet did you offer it a glass of water or a snack?
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@noimkilIingboys shea moisture isn’t black owned anymore, unilever bought it from the founders years ago.
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@freshhel she talks likes she’s speaking in Times New Roman
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@delafro_ my ex told me that beyonce "couldnt sing". notice i said ex.
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@officialkelle1 "temporarily hide the issue" ??? you mean, protect you from getting skin cancer...truly the dumbest take ive seen on this app in a while. black people get skin cancer too. wear sunscreen, folks.
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@itgirlspo wheres the camp?
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need to get drunk and stare at myself in a bar bathroom mirror like this
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@sarahlugor "youre the girl who made the pee tiktok!"
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@abevizual basketball hoops bring a bad element?? is the element that ppl and possibly kids like to play bball..?
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@firefire100 or they’re just doing it for themselves.
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@Business_Trans my question is why even lip sync? it’s been done…a lot. for *me, this was the most boring talent show I’ve seen on RPDR. jimbos performance was a breath of fresh air bc all of the others were so similar.
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jodie was one of the few characters whod give daria a taste of her own medicine. daria def needed to be reminded that life is a different game when youre black.
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the clearance
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@BeckyEscalator could be multiple reasons: stuff your size is getting sent away/thrown out, other ppl your size are getting there & buying it before u, ppl ur size have donated items that havent been put out for sale yet, or the thrift store(s) u shop at have a poor selection.
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@jedimasteriman im in the US and every job ive had, hourly & salary, paid biweekly.
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@slutscientist “hes currently unavailable but i will answer lol” QUICK GO TALK TO HER i want the deets
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@BeachBunnyMusic me but white tiktok stars that learn dances from black tiktokers & then capitalize on the dances & make millions while the black creators of the dances earn nothing/very little :)
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@SkittleKitten funny considering HOAs historically have a history of racism and being used to keep “undesirables”, aka POC, out of their neighborhoods.
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@chrissychlapp Bang on your ceiling with a broom. Or, if you have a lightweight vacuum, vacuum your ceiling with it. That’ll confuse the fuck outta them.
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@softtyres lol all because she made a dupe of the dress for herself. how dramatic.
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haven’t gotten COVID yet…developing final girl syndrome
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@withhumanhands not being able to see the door would make me so uncomfortable. their head should be in the corner, thats the sweet spot.
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@raynefq @nicolerafiee made a good video about why it girls quit, and she talked about bestdressed
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@CartoonsHateHer people tend to befriend others who have similar levels of attractiveness too, so it doesnt stop at romantic relationships.
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@calebsaysthings they already supplied their resume in order to apply. if the interviewer really wants them to have a copy during the interview, 1) tell them to bring a copy of it or 2) print it yourself
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@sarahlugor theres literally mormon pornography where they act as mormons and wear temple garments.
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@Bitchseida that doesnt sound legal at all. landlords have to abide by their own contracts, just as you do. if i were you, id stop paying that amount, and put your rent in escrow until you speak with the landlord. i highly doubt a judge would be on their side if u went to court.
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@cookingmama_Eng this is the only good advertisement on this hellsite
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@woskethoughts she was laying on top of the couch and then slid down bc shes lazy. looks like shes paralyzed, but shes fine. just lazy. :)
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@dancingofpens i was not asked to be anyone's prom date, but instead, i wore a very expensive dress to prom (bc prom was the day after my bday) and looked fantastic. a lot of guys, including my guy friends came up to me and told me i looked "beautiful". like bitch i know, i been knew!!
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@zedonarrival ppl really think Jules cheating is worse than anything Nate has ever done 🤨 is lookin like transphobia to me
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@1OfficialVP @IMGmodels parson's school of design is for...design. most notably, fashion design. so technically, no this isnt what she went to school for.
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@chumptymump @chrissychlapp ive been single for 4 years im ready to be disappointed again, but ty 💖
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@chrissychlapp loving the plot of this season of Chrissy: Matchmaker From Heaven
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@viceroy_gaga did you really expect anything less from someone with an album called “slut pop”?
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@chrissychlapp at this point i just want a bf so that i can split rent w/ someone while still living in a 1 bedroom apt
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@sarahlugor omg make some FOLDERS or smthn theres too much shit here
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@snarkeigh theyre supporting trans rights <3
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@gesy411 1. she was honest and didnt lie about having a worm in her pocket 2. she was polite and offered the worm to her mom LET THIS GIRL KEEP THE WORMS!! its about to be her bday!
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@SnarlsDeGaulle another tip: dont listen to the holistic psych bc shes said/done sketchy things.
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@punished_cait she was 21 and old enough to make her own decisions. its def weird that a 38 yr old wanted to date a 21 yr old. both things can be true.
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I've had several people tell me it's taken them hours and hours to try to kick out a specific villager off their island in Animal Crossing-- so I wanted to share the simple 5-step method I use! The last 3 villagers I kicked out it took less than 30 minutes for each one ☃️
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@afroelven "how come you got that easy bit?" - because you cheated on her bro lmaooo
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@Megatronstaint the CORRECT answer!
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@shreyabasu003 @ohiohag i vote for the lady who kept MEOWING
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@V4NDERB4T this didnt sing for me, only seemed interested in staring into my living room 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@olivia__ms i muted and/or blocked them bc its exhausting constantly seeing so much bad news.
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@bb_apes she asked him about it. it sounds like shes aware shes gained weight & he chose to have an honest convo about it instead of lie to her. his text is polite and hes being an open communicator. since she comments on his weight when he gains 3lbs, maybe he felt it was ok to be honest
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@ChrisKlemens pls let it be Brittany!
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@sarahlugor if my sister did this she wouldnt even be invited to my funeral
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@frumpydumpyy @cottoncandaddy do you think the birds and other animals shes (most likely) killed/hurt think its humane?
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@Bitchseida never having covid has gone to my head and given me final girl vibes, so im gonna say at least 3 years.
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