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@gregstayeating

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Father, husband, bookmarker of smut, consumer of fruit snacks. Baltimore raised me

Fort George G Meade, MD
Joined July 2019
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@gregstayeating
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@exmaddi @comradecumslut That’s worse than “Aaron earned an iron urn” in a Baltimore accent
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@SomaKazima They always non compliant on the simplest of stops. Meanwhile we get shot down in our own homes and wished our encounters were as easy as these.
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@MODELIONS @Return2Mars Because we wanted to believe it, we some haters fr
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@coopnoop16 @freejohnfr I mean…I was gonna post a “who’s gonna tell her” meme😂😂😂
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@aizpokka @donerkebabmeal Andrew would probably lose. Yes I know he kickboxes. I’d never bet against someone who lived in a room where they sacrificed chickens in the closet for so long that the chicken debris got caked up so deep it needed to be chiseled off. No mortal can compare, sorry 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@X_Zayyy @MadeNChynna I’ve never understood boots and stuff like this. I can’t park there, so to punish me you make it so I can’t leave there. So you not solving nothing. If I’m blocking the road or taking a spot I’m still doing that with a boot/book on my car. Make it make sense.
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@krazziK09 @n_cog_negro She look like she could almost eat it herself 😳
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@LxSvge @Ispeaklingo “…bricked up” “barking” “lil colonizer” “pussy fart”
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@Honee__Bee @AfricanArchives Was thinking the same thing, wasn’t no Black boy gonna risk what he was risking by whistling at a white woman in the ‘50’s and the white woman be less than mid. She was less than mid. Ain’t nobody never whistle at her.
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@asap_drek @kass____ Almost spilled formula on her $5 onesie 😂
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@jayacancook Imagine dipping fruit in the black ass Baltimore Harbor water…fruit gonna dissolve into slime right in your hand🤮
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@___qnasty95 I actually got out a ticket once bc the cruiser had a headlight out..coming off the exit I cut his ass off bc I couldn’t see him in my mirror bc he ain’t have that headlight on, he pulled me over and said I cut him off, told him I ain’t see him bc the light. He had to let me go.
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@writtenbyirene Read the article, that elephant was TIRED of her shit. Ripped her guts out and everything. I’m with the elephant, whatever happened she deserved that shit idc idc
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@AnaSofaKingCoo @KaylarWill That’s why those insults was hitting, they been hearing and using those😭
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@taylortorea These niggas don’t know the meaning of snitch...a shooting victim ain’t “snitching” when they say who shot them.
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@joe_espy Man what? With the gravy and lil small potatoes and that tender meat all seasoned up with some rice underneath? Pot roast slap since forever, just like sweet potato pie and pussy, timeless meals
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@prodbyvictor @GlamazonJay This was my go to when I was in Korea and needed something quick and cheap, shit sneaks up on you.
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@foreverimbetter Yeah no. Why am I cashapping a restaurant for a deposit? What in the unprofessional metabolic syndrome inducing fuckshit is this?!
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@raegldn “We shall serve the Lord” but the criminal son is cool tho?! Hypocrisy, favoritism, cruelty, none of which is godly.
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@LFPvPI whole lotta activity, not much action🤷🏾‍♂️
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@JusCallMe_Mikey I did this too but then I typed my daughter’s real name in the chat and she freaked out and she heard me laughing in the other room and figured it out😂
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@SupaDupaQQ Since I scrolled and ain’t see the real Lavender
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@sherlock2g @moneyymaya It makes sense. He out here doing women extremely foul but he wants to keep his daughter from falling “victim” the same way he victimizes women so he invaded her privacy and then tells the world about her vagina bc it makes HIM look good and fck how she feel about it...he trash.
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@BeLikeBriy I love my job. But I do it for the money. They not paying, I’m not staying. Go on and work that thang out with the old airline 💯
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@iyanuaa Man y’all buggin, let my girl pick me up and put me on the windowsill, ima throw my legs back and tell her “take me”😂😂😂😂never gonna happen tho, I’m way bigger than my wife
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@Namastaywoke First the lil person standing in a chair to reach the mic, now this 😂😂
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@asianting_ @Ciaobellaja Ol Blue Eyes was tryna spin the block on that throat one time, Drug Dealing Ronnie was having none of it tho😂😂😂😂
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@SpikeAdriano @shannonsharpeee How you not see that slow ass punch coming? 😂😂
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@NaturallyKatz11 @HaroldBingo Cash rules everything Asian accent me 😂
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@bukkyismyname @pastormelech No shade at all to Lizzo, I think she’s talented and beautiful. But her album wasn’t a soul album. Good music, not soul tho. Ari gave us a soul classic.
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@TxxRedd Soul Brother got no business being that fucking cold with it😂😂🔥
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@RealFamilyCrete They hoed him out the money and thought he’d be solid? Can’t even buy a decent used civic with his cut and he facing big time, shoulda knew he was gone sing😂
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@Charkillsme @broadwaytail You the smart one bc my dumb ass kept watching and it only got worse. Everybody brown or Black had a fucked up ending while piper ass had her dumb ass fairytale ending. The white girls didn’t have it great but at least they had a “pleasant” end, it was all bad for everyone else.
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@AnimeTrapmusic @beigewunder “Ima tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know: I smoke rocks” 😂😂😂
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@fredoswank47 I seen a supervisor write up a guy for being late to work, and that guy picked up that same supervisor that morning to carpool in to work, which is what made him late, but damn unless you gave him some extreme mid this is the most ungrateful shit I ever heard lol
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@natayaska @MadeNChynna These companies living check to check, shoulda been saving instead of buying stocks back lmao
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@deep_dab I never seen somebody leak that bad off a single lick, my good sis got stellar hands
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@GxldSociety @notsientopapi I’m of the more normal opinion—felons should not be President 🤷🏾‍♂️ and if Obama was a felon they’d have been SPRINTING to rewrite the constitution/laws to exclude him, they should do that now. Now’s the time to rid themselves of him and rebuild but noooooo they wanna be absurd.
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@TPerrysburg @RayRedacted @HotlineJosh The ‘personal responsibility’ crowd struggles with *checks notes* personal responsibility, apparently
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@rahsh33m Them the “Shopping at the Ross” twins
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@Crash_The_King Ik these are jokes but my son is autistic and without clear, specific, unambiguous directions to prevent this outcome, this is EXACTLY what I’d come home to 😭 specificity is key
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@EarthaKlit I can’t count how many times the musicians slide a lil rnb into the service, that’s just Black church activities 😂😂
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@_realJAG @285Slim Throw her in the septic tank of the jail, fuck a cell.
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@venuswarwager @IvyKungu Lies. Men be telling your business sober and unprovoked. He telling shit we ain’t even know we wanted to know 😂😂
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@lafemmefatal1 @mabintou That’s what kills me, I follow who I want to and it refuses to show me the folk I follow, I barely use it
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@_sforsierra Heyyyy I know who you are
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@nolimitchum This is home gym shenanigans, the public don’t need to see this foolishness
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@KimeeBe Just to let you know, it don’t stop. My 11yo daughter stay in my business and stay either (playfully) hitting me or flaming me (“you think those shoes were your best option, hmmm” for example from the other day).
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@kcjj_04 She smacked her ass and it moved not a single millimeter, issa brick. Kinda feel bad for her, I truly thought she was kinda fine in that first season of lahh but she done said some outlandish shit in her day so it’s whatever really, but she didn’t used to look that bad
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@LS94012515 @AstasiaWill @blacksportwoman She ain’t nothing but a short ass ball of pure muscle, look at that physique💪🏾
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@Aquma Vaccines BEEN required for travel, I went to Uganda and South Korea in 2018 and had to get a number of vaccines before I could go to either country. It wasn’t a big deal then, shouldn’t be one now.
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@alexhaedda @CallHerMo_ This one is ok with eating pissy food y’all
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@youneedjaeb She don’t believe he ugly that’s just probably how they play. Long as y’all rock with each other that’s all that matter 🖤
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@spectafb @jiggyjayy2 “19 felonies, 0 convictions”
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@knightsglow I know he slept good that night 😂😂😂
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@FromAerin *loses signal*
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@MrBadGentPiGz That broken clock been telling time well lately
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@crissles Tests got handed back to her like this😂
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@_wtfDEONNA @talleyberrybaby I would LOVE to see that vid bc she deserved that shit
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@raphousetv2 That’s Bokeem Woodbine, so I ask:
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@MsJamilaAisha She responded to the critics with love and softness while doubling down on seasoning the hot grease. Got no choice but to fw her standing ten toes on her mama recipe😂
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@_thebluntvixen It’s the MULTIPLE smoke detector low battery warnings for me 😂😂😂😂
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@_azryah I been with my wife since 1999, we was kids in high school when we started dating. I can count the number of whole days in the last 23 years we haven’t spoken on one hand, three.
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@rahsh33m Get him an apron and them uncle sandals and the food gone be fire every time he touch the grill, watch😂🔥it look good af right now
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@natariajai Idk, her story is hitting me in ways these types of stories don’t usually hit me. I have young children that seem happy and I wanna be there for them so if they ever feel a way I can be/get the help they need. Sincerely hope Arlana is at peace😢bless her loved ones
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@tkymjktjnjbts @_azryah March 1999, she had a church event all day and I went to a festival, we ain’t have cell phones; Once in 2000 she got her car/phone privileges taken away; In late 2004 (we was married by then) she had a work trip out of town and I had a long work day, we kept playing phone tag.
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@jameslately Now when you can almost make Tabitha Brown wholesome self step outta character you know you chose supreme violence 😂😂
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@Tribecalledchil @BornAKang I’ll forgive the hotdogs but them shits looked microwaved, ain’t no way 😵‍💫
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@AllDolldUp_ @ms_showers1990 I’m ten years older than you, my kids asked me if TVs were in color when I was a kid. They also asked if cars had radios. They disrespectful af 😂😂
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@TreyPfromCali Only thing worse than waking up early for work is waking up twice, which is why once I’m up I’M UP. Fuck a catnap.
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@beelcher …like?
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@CompareTheNames They can sing...last. Don’t get your Mariah-Carey-range-having ass on stage before me😂
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@oyizaimnida “…you see the time machine—you get in it—“😂😂😂😂😂
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@Yallchildishasf @MrGee54 We can’t have nothing nice
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@BornAKang Yes that’s her
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@LolaRam314 @LCD_D3M I’m sick, I forgot she did “Kids Say The Darndest Things” she should never be around kids again
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@Incredible3ddy @Sw33tSanade 100 spokes on a civic is wild activities 😂😂😂
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@___idi I just saw a special where a white buyer and black buyer went to the same realtor to shop for homes in the same neighborhood with the same budget and same credit. Black buyer had to come back with deposit in hand, white buyer got shown homes immediately. In 2019.
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@BornAKang “Shagify Wrapped 2022” 😂😂😂😂
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@FreeGameGriff @Ciaobellaja I work hard so I can sleep eight hours a night. That go getter shit will take you outta here early. Get your rest. You sposed to work hard so you don’t have to always do that. If you always gotta do that you failing.
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@_saintsmith_ Josephine can open her mouth wide as shit, like her jaw unhinged 😂😂
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@KeunnaTyneria Getting thrown up on after a feeding or getting peed on during a diaper change is a rite of passage, all parents gotta go thru it, I don’t make the rules 😂😂
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@frenchfolley @IceQuebe_ At first I disagreed with this take, it’s easy to just not say anything. But, after reading her post, she was right beside him and verified that he was not in the mix. She didn’t post his face nor him after being shot. Just confirmed he really was minding his. I welcome it.
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@zoflamingo813 I work for DCs transit system, we need bus drivers, electricians, plumbers, and all these jobs start the helpers off at $36/hr, licensed electricians get around $50/hr and that don’t include the benefits. Bus drivers consistently make six figures bc overtime.
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@MafiosoRo This place is somebody-done-got-shot-in-front-of-this-place-and-ima-still-go-there-when-I-want-something-good good.
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@thedoIIdani @Frankiexii Places be unpopular on the internet only, irl them drives thru lines be packed at 11:30am😂
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@Sheneedslonniee Them sliding doors came in handy when we were parking in the garage, the kids kept dinging the doors on the wall. I love our minivan, thing got internet, TVs, reclining seats, and a 10yr warranty on the hybrid system. They making em look better than they used to too
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@BiigHeavy My job sends you the phishing email themselves and if you open it they send you another email saying you failed the test and then re-enroll you in the cyber cbt you already took for this year 😭
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@JadoreShyyy_ Y’all better than me, my baby girl can’t make that face at me and I not immediately FOLD
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@jakep316 @2k23singerboyra @clipsthatgohard Transit unions (at least mine anyway) have NOT been fighting for people who violate the electronics policies. This is an easy, automatic termination at my job. They let you know the cameras are there, they’re in plain sight. She’s finished. Big safety violation.
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@LadySideshow This is exactly why I shuttle my kids (especially my 12yo daughter) everywhere with me
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@realjayelaine How could you NOT fw Keith when he out here embodying everything he say he stands for, he really truly is who he says he is and it’s 110% admirable
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@The_SummerMan Me in the living room: “SITUATIONS…WILL ARISE”
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@ranahasse Please. He’s upset about nothing. Imagine having your boys over, then a rhythmic banging emanating from the ceiling gets louder and louder as everyone underneath realizes my pops is smashing my moms cheeks to smithereens at 5pm on a school night. 20 yrs ago. Still traumatized
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@InDaCV2 So she sweating, possibly pissing and nutting in that cylinder? I know it smell crazy in there
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