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hottest spot north of havana
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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i'm not talking about terminating the constitution... i'm talking about cherishing the constitution...
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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how i would have voted at every democratic convention since 1972 '72: joe biden '76: joe biden '80: joe biden '84: joe biden '88: joe biden '92: joe biden '96: joe biden '00: joe biden '04: joe biden '08: joe biden '12: joe biden '16: joe biden '20: bernie sanders
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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Happening. Accept it. Get over it. Move on.
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the patriot party is REALLLLLLLL
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happening
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@baseballot
Nathaniel Rakich
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This is interesting: Montana is considering switching to a California- and Washington-esque top two primary—apparently because Rs don't want a Libertarian to spoil their chances against Tester in #MTsen .
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@SteveScaliseGOP
Steve Scalise
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Hey, this is Steve Scalise. I just launched my brand new Majority Leader Survey, and I'd like YOU to take it. Can you spare 2 minutes to fill it out?
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@greeleycrat
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it's bedtime for democracy when trump lets "Retard Ron" slip out
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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FROTHING at the MOUTH because my TX Democrat mentioned his party's priorities and January 6 in his campaign launch ad instead of death squads for gay teenagers and Medicare for Oil
@ColinAllredTX
Colin Allred
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I’m running for U.S. Senate because Texans deserve a Senator whose team is Texas. Ted Cruz only cares about himself. Join our campaign today:
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I HAVE AS MUCH EXPERIENCE AS JACK KENNEDY DID WHEN HE SOUGHT THE PRESIDENCY. I AM JACK KENNEDY. I AM JACK KENNEDY SENATOR BENTSEN
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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remember when stacey abrams and beto o'rourke lost and proceeded to incite riots in their state capitols in their desperation to grasp power
@Andrew94722910
drewisgod6372 🎃🍂🗽🐍🎩🇺🇸
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I’ve heard democrats say “why do Republicans glorify loser Trump?” And then glorify these two-time losers.
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greeleycrat
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martin van buren after the 1844 democratic national convention reinstated the 2/3rds majority rule
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greeleycrat
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prediction
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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1980 election if carter just killed the fucking rabbit
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greeleycrat
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this is literally all true
@atelections
All Things Elections
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WHY IS THIS IN MY TEXTBOOK
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greeleycrat
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we are on the cusp of the greatest liberal consensus since the new deal and joe fucking biden is the guy behind it
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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kennedy was the most famous democrat in the country far more in line with the party base than the incumbent and he still got squashed joe biden's politics are literally whatever the median democrat's are and he's overwhelmingly popular with the base get real nate
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Nathaniel Rakich
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I actually think Biden could be vulnerable to a Ted Kennedy-esque primary challenge. But Marianne Williamson is uniquely UNsuited to be that challenger.
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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this is what america was like during the bush administration
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@joblessthursday I love these types of videos they really got me in a chokehold😭
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@JoeNC05
🇮🇱Joe 🇮🇱
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Fetterman is gonna be SO vulnerable in 2028, PA GOP better not fuck it up
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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the new new right is great, these guys see two gay muppets and get so angry that they say the fourteen words about it
@MaulStanMI
Darth Maul Nationalist 🇺🇲
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We are so fucked in the future if we don't stop this
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when the post-midterm triangulation actually works
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@Politics_Polls
Political Polls
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Biden Job Approval: Approve 50% Disapprove 48% . @Rasmussen_Poll , 1,500 LV, 4/11-17
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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getting banned from editing wikipedia for trying to add GOP Josh to the endorsements page
@GOPJosh20
GOP Josh Lickliter 🇺🇸
2 years
I am proud to officially endorse @realDonaldTrump for President in 2024. Read why below, and join me in supporting him to unite the Republican Party and the country.
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greeleycrat
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And Then The Weirdest Thing Happened
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@CryptidPolitics
Cryptid Politics (pro-DeSantis) 🇺🇸🐊
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Ron DeSantis is cleared for takeoff. #DeSantis2024
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greeleycrat
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fascinated by every senator's responses to whether they'd accept if offered the running mate slot in 2008
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this guy has no clue how nonpartisan elections in random suburbs work. "here's what this election with 4% turnout in my biden+10 colony of Fort Worth means for ron desantis's chances in a general" just get in the fucking cube pal
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greeleycrat
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tim walz with one seat majority vs Kathy hochul with supermajority
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greeleycrat
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lmfao they've officially crossed the threshold, less popular than 2009 dick cheney
@ElectsWorld
World Elects
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🇬🇧 #UK , poll: Do you approve or disapprove of the Government’s record to date ? 🔽Approve: 12 % (-1) 🔼Disapprove: 70 % (+2) YouGov, 13/02/23
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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Yeah but what if this happens. What then, huh? Your words have consequences, punk.
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
1 year
If you want to vote for Cornel know that you can do so without any potential consequences whatsoever unless you live in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, or Nevada. You can still vote for him there but that actually does help Trump or DeSantis.
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greeleycrat
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never before have i been able to so accurately predict the 2028 Constitution Party presidential nominee
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greeleycrat
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the liberal left and media mob when biden wins every one of these states but virginia
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the new deal coalition is coming back because trump is accidentally resurrecting ethnic whites
@mitchellvii
Bill Mitchell
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@HeOnTheToilet Meatball Ron is an ethnic slur. I'm assuming you are too slow to realize that.
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greeleycrat
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This WILL BE the 2023 Senate freshman class!! LIKE and RT if you agree!! #resist #RoevemberIsComing
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greeleycrat
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BREAKING: George Santos implicated in Teapot Dome scandal
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greeleycrat
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if you think this guy is some new great communicator he's literally just straight pete buttigieg
@JeffJacksonNC
Rep. Jeff Jackson
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The TikTok congressional hearing was brutal, but this issue is much broader than just one app. We need a data privacy law that protects us from *all* social media platforms.
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and not much else
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues
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greeleycrat
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i can't stop won't stop making wikiboxes with center-right third parties causing democratic blowouts
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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. @TheLeoTerrell was great tonight on Levin. Always a pleasure to hear his perspective. Let's hear it for Leo Terrell!
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LIKE AND RT FOR SALVATION! IGNORE FOR CONDEMNATION TO HELL!
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tough one but i think this comes out on top
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greeleycrat
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no no no this was supposed to come out AFTER the primary
@CNN
CNN
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North Carolina's first Black lieutenant governor criticized the Civil Rights Movement as a communist plot to "subvert capitalism" in past remarks
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greeleycrat
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blexas deniers when biden wins the national pv by 9.5
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@KaiserDTM_1
Kaiser 🇵🇸 🌴 🥥
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Texas be like: 2012: 12 points to the right of the nation 2016: 10 points to the right of the nation 2018: 10 points to the right of the nation 2020: 10 points to the right of the nation 2022: 9 points right of the nation Blexas believers: Aw hell yeah, this is flippable in 2024
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greeleycrat
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how the fuck does a guy actively dislike vermont
@RWPopulism
Ye 🇻🇦
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Good and bad states
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new prediction
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warnock winning really turned these guys into 15th-century european archdeacons huh
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Ye 🇻🇦
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Raphael Warnock is a heretic masquerading as a man of God and it makes his victory an even bigger slap in the face to this Christian nation.
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greeleycrat
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i cry every night knowing we could have had this if a certain happy warrior had just taken out his fucking bladder in 1971
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what the fuck
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during the debates he's going to promise to lock trump in a metal cube and i'll know what it's like to be cityafreaks if only for a second
@RichardBSpencer
Richard Spencer
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My president.
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2024 prediction
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love this guy because if you go to his profile and search for "abortion" you discover that he has changed positions like five times within the past year
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new 2024 prediction
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can't stop won't stop
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greeleycrat
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I TAKE THE PINEAPPLE SLICE FROM HER DRINK AND SQUEEZE THE JUICE DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES FOR BEING CATHOLIC
@LearnToAttract
Learn Attraction
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You're arrive your local restaurant, and you notice this young woman sitting alone. How do you open?
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i have concerns
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i cannot stress enough how much better we would be as a country if this election went the other way
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@IC_ActivityLog
Iowa City Police Log
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DEER STILL ALIVE BUT STRUGGLING
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this is so funny
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@CornelWest
Cornel West
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I thank my dear brother Russell Brand for providing the stage for my presidential announcement! He is a progressive gem!
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greeleycrat
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the boring technocratic monotone... that blank bureaucratic stare... it's all so familiar... i've seen it all before...
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
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Pete Buttigieg on the Ohio train derailment disaster: "While this horrible situation has gotten a particularly high amount of attention, there are roughly 1,000 cases a year of a train derailing."
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imagine election twitter if this happened. we'd have precinct maps for the 2027 ford high election. conservatives would be outed as 12-year-olds for posting the names of their principals. dominator would throw a fit because the guy who gave him a timeout once was retained. hell.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Trump says as president he will implement the direct election of every school principal by the parents of that school.
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done
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greeleycrat
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do you have joy in your heart?
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"well THIS doesn't align with my priors"
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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Alexander Hamilton to Aaron Burr: “I am an orphaned immigrant who came to this country with nothing. You are the scion of a family of aristocrats. We have nothing in common.” Replied Burr, “Perhaps we do. We are both traitors to our class.”
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greeleycrat
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2024 PREDICTIONS OHIO 🟦<-----🟥 UTAH 🟦<-----🟥 NORTH CAROLINA 🟦<-----🟥 SPUTH DAKOTA 🟦----->🟥
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@wildstein
David Wildstein
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New Hampshire 2024 GOP poll has Chris Chistie at 0.5%, up from 0% in just five months.
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greeleycrat
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"Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop fucking her?"
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greeleycrat
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@ettingermentum i admire his dedication to being grammatically correct
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greeleycrat
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you're failing to realize the real lesson here (joe biden is about to win california and new york by ten points apiece)
@LoganR2WH
Logan Phillips
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We continue to have a big gap between the national and state polling. The national polls have Biden leading Trump by 0.3%. The state polls have Biden ahead in every state he won in 2020, and flipping North Carolina.
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Ron DeSantis
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bot has a sense of humor
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boo fucking hoo casino goddess masto is going to outlaw straight "marriage" and there's nothing you can do about it
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WHO ARE YOU BACKING
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lori
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@daveweigel
David Weigel
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Lightfoot scoffing at CTU’s mayoral endorsement: “They’ve endorsed Brandon Johnson. God bless. Brandon Johnson isn’t going to be the mayor of this city.”
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greeleycrat
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joe manchin is the only voice on capitol hill for the voters who won Ds the midterms. we can't lose him
@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
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SO TRUE SIR
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greeleycrat
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it's cliche but: john mccain magically wins 2008 over john edwards but gets killed by some wacky terrorist and sarah palin takes over just in time to do a greater depression and big dumb war that voters no like
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8.8 million fools
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greeleycrat
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come on maaan, this is literally the democratic party line. we should put this guy in a metal cube.
@CautiousLefty
Political Pragmatist
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Janet Protasiewicz is explicitly campaigning on protecting abortion rights. A potentially risky strategy. Could seem overly political or too liberal. Or it could work in a very pro-choice state.
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greeleycrat
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looking at you, viva kennedy 1968
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greeleycrat
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this guy's going to lose it when he realizes nixon was gay
@carbo_al
Al Carbo
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@jespyyyy There is no "basic right" to change the definition of marriage to fit your fetish
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greeleycrat
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vatican joe... rome ronny... papists all the same... #marianne2024 ...
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greeleycrat
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i don't think this is true considering the average voter doesn't know what an indictment even is
@lion_politics
Red Lion Politics
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If Trump gets indicted Democrats are doomed electorally in 2024.
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election if gerald ford actually did die in 1975
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greeleycrat
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We have Ye, we have GOP Josh, we have the hardcore white nationalist, brilliantly played by an exorbitantly wealthy Mexican teenager. We have all these tweeters
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@greeleycrat
greeleycrat
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#AskKennedy Richard Nixon has made "experience" the centerpiece of his campaign. What do you have to say on this point?
@RobertKennedyJr
Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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@elonmusk @DavidSacks Tweet me your questions with #AskKennedy
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greeleycrat
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"When I look at Rabbitlike Ron's wife -- beautiful wife, beautiful woman -- if she weren't yours, maybe she'd be mine -- I say to myself, 'this woman, she's so beautiful, and you mean to tell me she just had cancer?' I don't believe it Ron, I really don't."
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greeleycrat
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the ones on "ET" who are progressive on every issue but guns piss me off the most. lmfao, congrats, you've got no principles whatsoever and you want your ideology to seem cool and esoteric so you can impress your friends "BasedSteveDaines" and "NorthIdahoStan88". fuck off lol
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does anybody know what font this is
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greeleycrat
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i see the Ruinous Ron 2024 campaign is trying to go bankrupt before it can even start
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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these hats ripping off Disney's logo were sold during a DeSantis book tour even last week in South Carolina (Getty)
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i asked about this on reddit at midnight last night and someone answered in less than two minutes while my twitter replies are full of people just swinging and missing like crazy
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does anybody know what font this is
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who are you voting for?
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larry hogan/kurt schrader no labels ticket when hogan's late chief of staff is revealed to be the zodiac killer and their polling craters overnight
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@justin_fenton
Justin Fenton
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BREAKING: Roy McGrath is dead. The indicted former chief of staff to Gov. Larry Hogan, who was on the run for 3 weeks after failing to show for his federal criminal trial, was shot after being confronted by the FBI in Tennessee. w @Tim_Prudente
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@SamuelJohannson segregationist -> guilty white jackson '88 supporter pipeline was real
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greeleycrat
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@maxtmcc i don't think he actually did, wouldn't be surprised if biden just lied about it to make the transition appear like less of the shitstorm that it was
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greeleycrat
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@Ye_Politics @SimpleSCOTUS So true! SCOTUS will BAN whites from holding any and all professions... keep the faith brother
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greeleycrat
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ABSOLUTELY POLITICAL REFORM. MY SENATORS SHOULD BE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY STANDARD OIL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THERE'S THE DOOR!!!
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greeleycrat
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so this was the big announcement he was talking about... holy shit...
@Brandon4Chicago
Brandon Johnson
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I am deeply honored to receive this endorsement from @RevJJackson , a mentor and a friend. He is an icon of our movement, a champion for impoverished and disenfranchised people, and I am humbled to have his support of my candidacy for mayor of the city we both love and call home.
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these are the free traders putting graphs and statistics in my replies
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this is all true
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