boyfriend and i have been masturbating together all day in bed and we’re inviting over his friend that we both think iss SUPERR HAWTIEZZ and we’re all gonna drink and probably gonna fuck (we did last time this friend was over) will let y’all know how that all goes🥰🥰
you just woke up? why haven’t you smoked yet dummy? go ahead and take a blinker, load a fat bowl, grab 3 edibles, whatever you need to do to get fucked up. you deserve this. take a shot too 🥃😂🖕 kill all your braincells before the day even starts!
just now coming to terms with the fact that i have now failed out of college because of pornosexuality. too many classes skipped greasing up, too much textbook money wasted on weed. sorry mom and dad, i’m a failure ✌️
UPDATE HE’S STILL HERE: his fwen had been stalking our twt accts for at least a month😵💫😵💫😵💫he’s totally porntarded and penispilled, boyfriend was making out wif da fwen wenn i pissied inside of him an showed him pony pornies! hess rapingg me wif handpussy rnnnn wilee i type😵💫😵💫😵💫
i could not IMAGINE being a virgin. and i dont even know my exact body count i just have general approximations (between 30-40ish), and i’m also 19. like the fact there are people actually in their 20’s and 30’s who dont fuck is crazy😂. if you jerked off to this get in my dms🥴
gawdddd i need to suck a gooner cock so fucking bad please please pleaseee ive gotten so good with edging penis with my cock and hands we can play gross cringey porn at max volume while i grunt n oink n snort your peepeee n rub it on mai facee DURRRR I NEED PENUS
y’all are probably aware i am extremely mentally ill. i have been hurting someone i am very close to and genuinely care about a lot and i need to take some personal time to grow as a person. when i cum back, i have a special suprise at 1.5k 🤭✌️see ya then gooniez!
day 1 of work complete (yesterday, we r slow rn so horny): i came in my undies in the tent while my tentmate was asleep guhhh i couldnt helpp ittttt also he used to have a PORN ADDICTION GUHHH
@Slave4Fortnite
education: dropped out of uni this semester!
career: neet
talents: ruining my life!
skills: nome
allowance: whatever i can pay for😂
diet: fast food, gas station junk food🥵
sleep: i stay up all night and sleep all day (i love sleep depri)