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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 months

I gif to represent my account. Perfection.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Venting: I got sassed by a cashier at @saveonfoods for taking too long to bag my own groceries in my reusable bags. LICK MY BALLS Save-on-foods. Your profits are at all time highs, you've got one register open, and you're giving me sass for not hustling. 🖕

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2 years

I f'in' got it. Two years of being cautious, I let my guard down and did something silly and got it. It's my fault. Stay vigilant my friends. 😷

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4 years

I stumbled upon a book exchange in the woods today. What a wonderful suprise.

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@goldenmulletman

5 years

@zerg539 @MPSRegentsPark @scope @metpoliceuk @MPSCamden

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

New bike day! I'm going Dutch.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

@NFL_Memes As you can see...

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Two years sober. Weird.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 months

@tim_osborne @slav_metalurges A cousin of the elusive and equally as stunning Jackalope

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@goldenmulletman

3 years

The poor pharmacist today in #yeg they didn't sign up for this, they didn't even know they would be handing this stuff out en-mass until maybe two days ago. They aren't staffed for this, how could they be. They still have their regular work to do too. My sympathies go out to them

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 months

If you would only spend five months a year in Canada, where would you live? I hate that Edmonton is high on my list but it is. June to November is quite lovely.

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@goldenmulletman

2 years

Tax all churches.

CBC Edmonton

@CBCEdmonton

2 years

Mormon Church in Canada moved $1B out of the country tax free — and it's legal

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

I had one of the most beautiful lake fronts in Canada all to myself today. I sat for an hour in the sun enjoying the solitude and tranquility. #MyBeach

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

I'm going to say it. The #Coronovirius has done more for #ClimateChange than any government could have ever dreamed. The proof is right there... 👇

NASA Earth

@NASAEarth

5 years

Airborne Nitrogen Dioxide Plummets Over China #NASA

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

@Dataracer117 Thanks. I noticed this too, I've never seen such vial hatred, threats, and violent language any group, let alone from a group striving desperately to be accepted.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

Knock knock... new door! I think it looks pretty pretty.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

8 years

@Kurz_Gesagt I was so excited to see your videos at the Royal Tyrrell Museum; I watched them all! #InANutShell

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

@Ballymoran It's 2022 and I just got f'ing Rick Rolled!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

@UberFacts Patagonia. Just amazing clothing for mountaineering, fishing and biking. Lib Tech has Great snowboards. Ride bindings. That combo is amazing. Burton as well.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

The cake survived the treacherous bike ride home. Now... It's time for cake. Why? Why not. I'm an adult. It's one of the only perks. #Cake

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@goldenmulletman

2 years

@Leahathome13 Met some friends from out of town at a busy touristy pub, band playing, ruckus place. Shouldn't have put myself in that situation but I really wanted to see my friend.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

@ThatEricAlper Cecelia

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Thoughts on my snowboarding trip last weekend. Two years ago I couldn't have done it. I didn't have the skill, and I was nowhere near fit enough. I would have been hungover and puked, either in the heli or on the runs, I would have been pathetic. To sobriety!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

10 months

Controversial lunch choice today. Toasted tomato sammich. Simple, fresh, and delicious.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

I'm back from my adventure with my brother. Here is a photo of a Marmot I saw. Does it look majestic AF.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

@ZubyMusic It's impossible to hit a home run from anywhere other than home plate.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

I have good friends... I left them unattended with access to side walk chalk for 30-35 seconds and there's a dick on my garage floor. Thanks guys, you're all grown men.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 years

@TestosteroneCiv This is the minister of health in Alberta, Canada. I see a trend here.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

I went on a bike ride today and ended up in a rain forest. It was one of the most beautiful rides I've ever been on, light rain and all. #GoRideBikes #RideInTheRain

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

I'm the luckiest person in the world. I got to bike up and down this gravel path and through the mountains today.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

Sauna anyone?

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

@transport_tom I notice one thing more than the single road. All the cars know not to interfere with the "door zone" yet that's the area cyclists are told to ride.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

I love the Pacific Northwest. It's a magical place #PNW

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 months

@booksandwine76 They are just living their vest lives.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

@ZubyMusic There you go again... Telling people to take personal responsibility for their actions. You know that doesn't fly these days.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

Found some nice chairs today, The View was okay.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 months

Notice how X has changed their ads so you can't block them? I've noticed.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

I made a bench today. Turned out pretty good. Might need some minor adjustments but you can sit comfortably in it.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

A "friend" invited me on a 240km road bike ride today. Who are these people?!?

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

@071165 It is weird... I own my actions and will be accountable to them, that's why I phrased it as I did. Some bad luck too but oh well. I've known many folks who have been stigmatized after getting Covid. Ostracized even. Very sad.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

I am "excited about cassarole dishes" years old. It sneaks up on you but I've got a set of three!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 months

Rice pudding is a top tier desert it's a heavy hitter that everyone sleeps on. Haters goin' a hate.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

My brother finally got a disposable camera developed from our trip to Mount Assiniboine. We both agreed it was one of the highlights of 2022. And yes, disposable film cameras still exist.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 months

Someone on here said Banff is too brown for them. I don't know about that, it seems pretty green to me.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

10 months

Froze my phone taking this photo, it died in my hands with 40% battery life left. Freaked me out. My battery bank wouldn't charge it either. No Bueno. #Canmore #EEOR

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

8 years

A stunning exhibit of landscapes by masters of their craft. Seeing these three painters displayed with each other was superb. #Amsterdam

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

Well that's one year sober.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

@nickmon1112 @krazychan If you wrong think, the thought police will find you.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 month

Bike riding through the wildflowers and butterflies. It was good. I need it.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 months

You know what I like about Edmonton, this city's got balls. #Yeg #YegBike #GiantBalls

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

A little bit of magic happened today. So beautiful I slipped and fell in a river 🤣 totally worth it.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Closing weekend at @SunshineVillage it felt like winter up there. So much snow. Had a blast!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Redemption! Fish Friday and a great start to the weekend.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 years

This gif has had a bigger impact on my life than I care to admit. I saw it about 10 months ago and it shook me to the core. It gave me so much anxiety, it was my life and my work. I've thought about this little gif allot. It's an analogy for so may things.

WealthSquad Chris

@CJ_Johnson17th

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This is what living paycheck to paycheck looks like

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

@drdagly There's a great John Oliver segment on this too, it's a Ponzi scheme and the tax payers are at the bottom of the pyramid.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 years

@Gyllenhaalic15 @thecherness Scotty doesn't know it's a bad movie...

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 months

What a glorious morning at @coffee_outside with @handlebarista serving up some delicious freshly roasted, freshly ground, AeroPress. A Spring morning at its finest!

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@goldenmulletman

2 years

@Chuckwagonracer I have given up a lot, I chose to do what I could to not get sick. That was my choice from the beginning and I'd make that same choice again. I got so dam sick in may 2020, not Covid, I couldn't imagine how bad that would have been. I'm glad you're OK and recovered.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 months

A @kristoph_errr inspired sunset selfie... Well, another 90 minutes till sunset anyway. I got out for a rip, Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 #YegBike

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 months

Top of the morning to ya!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

10 months

Walking in the woods. Shacking out the touring gear.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Camp fire steak , potatoes and garlic bread. Oh ya, I don't mess about.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

The bike rode like a dream. 🤩Smoother than buttered silk. Legs, lungs, body and general fitness... Long gone.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Chasing sunshine all day. Fantastic.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 months

Day one.... Four summit drops including Mount Alger, the peak in pic 3. Now I can say I've snowboarded down a glacier.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

My ride today was bonkers. Did I mention I saw one(1) person. Super nice dude too. Four hours of forest, two stunning lakes. #IamLaTired

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Steak and potatoes. Ain't nothing wrong with that!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

$3,500 for tires and brakes on my truck. Tell me again how you think my cargo bike is expensive. 💸 #GoByBike #CargoBikes

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

7 months

I'm still angry but God dam was this a good sandwich. Thanks for the best hot chicken in the city!

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Today's bike ride pushed the limits of my confidence. Canmore has so much to discover it's a pretty spectacular place.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

7 years

My friend dressed up as a fidget spinner for the howler last night. He killed it. But no costume prize for him this year. #Howler #yeg

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

The patio vibes are strong today. Couldn't ask for a better spot to have lunch.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Who's ready for S'mores!?! 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

I made it to @coffee_outside today and finally got to ride with @drdagly . Of course we stopped at a French Pâtissarie, cause neither of us eat enough breakfast.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

6 months

First laps after a four days storm on the new Knob Chair @MarmotBasin this is the kind of stuff dreams are made of. #Jealous

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

Monday's am I right? 🏔️

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

@veterans_i @gr8tvaluebiggie This is the easiest and one of the most effective home security tips out there. Even the secret service does this to make rooms more secure, I learnt that from @EvyPoumpouras

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

How do you turn down the volume on the USA?

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

@mandajbr @allsystemsjo @TheBlueGem3 #NoToCoalAB this is the river that will be wiped out with pollution.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

I got my flu shot today. Nothing new, I've got one every year since my mom was diagnosed with lymphoma. It was to keep her healthy so she could get treatment and fight she did! So I'll always get one.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Finally had some Northern Chicken. The Nashville extra hot melted my face, the honey corn bread was great and the sides... My goodness they were great.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

Stop throwing cigarette butts out the windows of your trucks jackasses!

Courtney Theriault

@cspotweet

1 year

Officials say almost all of the Alberta wildfires so far are human-caused. Thus, it's basically impossible for them to predict where the next wildfire will emerge.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

Patio time. Life doesn't get much better.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Knocked the dust off the cargo bike and ran some errands in the sunshine. This is the funnest bike I own. It puts the biggest smile on my face the whole time I'm riding it. 😁

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

5 months

What do you mean remember? I made a pie with this kind of fruit for Christmas

i like food

@messedupfoods

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

3 years

My wall was bare and in need of art. I would like to thank my sister for the inspiration.

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@goldenmulletman

3 years

I stopped in the middle of a Strava segment to look for art, who even am I anymore?!? I Didn't find any art but I found a cool fire pit. #ArtHuntYeg #YegBike

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 years

Bought some art today, support local and all that. I was quite moved by my trip to Mount Assiniboine this year.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 months

Today's 1990s CD selection is a 0.25¢ garage sale find. I like the red plastic on the CD case.

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

2 months

I didn't know how cool this @BikeBikeYYC sticker was until I took a closet look at it. Art Nouveau at it's finest #ArtNouveau

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

4 years

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 🔥 Simply brilliant

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Greg

@goldenmulletman

1 year

Bike Highest paved road in Canada ✅ This one hurt. 110km with 1,700m climbing. That's higher than Ben Nevis bud... I would not do this ride if there was traffic. Get out and enjoy it before June 15th! #CarFreeIsCareFree