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@sisogynist A weekend spa trip would’ve been a better “not Greece tickets” than this. She’s just praying for a vacation and he’s telling her ‘look now you can be even more productive’ 😭

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@ajemtattoo Is it possible he thought you could tattoo on actual roses? 🤔

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@electron9_1 If he cannot fully honor respect love and provide for the first wife purely bc she is a divorcee/single mother, he should not even consider looking for a second. And to pursue one wife fully knowing you intend to look for a second with “higher value”:

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@Royceyraa @scottygb And here I was, a teacher, thinking wow this is good parenting - she’s not yelling at her kid to get out or stop making so much noise, she’s letting little Scarlet solve her own problems quietly and only tries to quiet her when she’s interrupting the interview

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@sarahhollowell This cat, in her 13 years, has gotten herself into so many nooks and crannies. Inside the couch, behind shelves, and that little corner gap underneath the lower kitchen cabinets. Tried to follow my brother to school and got stuck in the gutter, too 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@sourgirlyuzu I have such a distinct memory of sitting in one of these with my brother as we sorted out sauce packets

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5 years

@ellle_em We just dropped our cats off at the cat hotel. We even gave them separate rooms so our older cat could get a break from the kitten. But tbh we had a stressful ride and got lost so I’d say the anger is deserved

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@leftistexe That is the voice of a man that has listened to Andrew T*te like he’s a kid learning to brush his teeth from Barney

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8 years

#LockerRoomTalkIn5Words Dear God, who's wearing Axe?

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29 days

@electron9_1 The only ethical landlord is the landlord that takes the load of managing a building off the shoulders of their busy tenants. Glad to see there are some out there still containing a soul and some empathy

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5 years

@javi_draws The “hypothesis” behind that is that your metabolism supposedly slows down as the sun sets and you start producing melatonin. But this is bs and trying follow this “rule” in our society absolutely leads to going to bed hungry. It’s much better to just eat. Whenever able

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@ItsNeeksYeah I saw her updates and it really looks like it was largely accessibility + wrong fit. She was able to read the book a lot better with kindle, which is in line with some of my family members’ reading experiences and may just be down to publishers choice of print size

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4 years

@javi_draws The only tweet we need from Grimes is her actually saying the name out loud

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4 years

@Savesofunny @Kobushi_meme I would absolutely almost try to adjust a contact lens

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5 years

@jameelajamil God I wish I’d seen ads like this when I was younger. I was afraid to be active bc I didn’t know all that jiggling was NORMAL

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5 years

This is so precious 💗

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5 years

Boy: What is a Muslim? Girl: When you can celebrate the same stuff but in a different way. So pure. kids are so pure. Retweet ❤️

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5 years

@ellle_em I nanny’d a family exactly like this. They’re STILL like this. I felt so bad for the girl but I could NOT work for those parents

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5 years

Y’all her love offerings are incredible and inspirational and totally free. The best thing your inbox has probably seen since before it became a cesspool of spam

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5 years

@anisakhalifa_ @uzmab @tha_rami @NTagouri As a non-Muslim who always admired all the shiny dresses, I got my own experience with them when I spent my first Eid with my in-laws. I can’t even pick those dresses up without them snagging on themselves. I didn’t dare move. Never again. (But actually probably again)

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@electron9_1 @ShabanaMir1 At this rate I have to assume their definition of “protector” is more in line with the cops’ definition 🥲

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5 years

@ellle_em This is exactly how my husband found our kitten 😂😂😂

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7 years

@AnnaHollinrake @IIIValkyrie Agreed on poor time management. In my case, it was that along with a whole cocktail of problems. I went to SCAD as a transfer student and had to drop after 1 year. I was inundated with the phrase “Sleep Comes After Death”. I was given $75 /mo for food and supplies

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@electron9_1 Perhaps the real gift in this wave of redpill masculinity podcasting is that it’s given men the simplified vocabulary to quickly and efficiently express their harmful views so the rest of us can easily identify who is a danger to our community

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4 years

@AJPhelpsEST07 @DebMBees @SUNSETSAPPHICS I’m just going to answer everything with a very dark and mysterious “oh, we knew..” as I sip my tea and stare into the distance

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@AnnaHollinrake @IIIValkyrie Thanks ❤️ I actually took years off of drawing. I literally couldn’t draw anymore. But I’m doing better now. I just wanted to point out exactly how detrimental this mindset is. It creates an excuse for students to suffer abuse from everywhere and think it’s okay

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@Itz_me_vjj @clingyuhao Can confirm. They especially love to trap service workers into long “debates” in which they beg for validation for 3 hours while you have to figure out how to tell them ‘absolutely tf not’ in as polite a way as possible

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@AnnaHollinrake @IIIValkyrie I was tired all the time, and barely even 18. I didn’t know I was tired from malnutrition. I didn’t know how to use the resources available or how to explain my situation to teachers who would publicly mock us

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@ItsNeeksYeah But also definitely declining comprehension skills. Several of her regular followers commented on her updates that they knew she wasn’t gonna like that book bc it’s not her usual genre/style - but def something to be said for how education & promoting accessibility can help

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5 years

@StudioMucci @ItsNeeksYeah Oh my god. I was so excited to hear about the Lisa Frank Hotel, but I would never wish this on anyone. Your hard work and your home both deserve to be respected ❤️

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@altamashsameer @electron9_1 This is exactly an example of misusing marriage. If you cannot treat a woman correctly or grant her all of her rights, you should not be married. To marry a divorced woman with kids as a temporary startup marriage demonstrates exactly how little value men have for women

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4 years

@JennyJonez73 @Garrodactyl @anne_sundell I took (and excelled in) 5 years of German and the only thing I can do now is laugh at Twitter jokes in German. Lesson: unit tests are meaningless and humor takes time

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4 years

@lolacoaster When my family asks what my goals are in life and my only response to be able to afford a basic standard of living

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8 years

Gun violence is a terrible problem in this country and the Rep party has no right to deny so many citizens' call for change #NoBillNoBreak

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@SequoiaN @visyap I really think this has everything to do with how much we raise “child geniuses” up and force adults to be in direct competition with actual children. Cause I see 20 year olds+ in EVERY FIELD battling this, myself included. We really need to let everyone explore at their own pace

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4 years

@BeerAndSushi_ @lolsjou “How to move to New Zealand as an American”

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6 years

@chaninicholas Also me, a Scorpio adolescent: *tries to banter with friend but accidentally cuts too deep and friend sulks in a dark room for the next 3 hours*

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@SequoiaN @visyap (Btw this doesn’t mean I don’t think kids doing great things isn’t great. I just think we should let kids be kids and stop acting like just because someone was remarkable at age 5 or 11 or 18 doesn’t mean someone else can’t be remarkable at 50 or 98)

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@chaninicholas Me, a Scorpio child: *gets caught doing something wrong and proceeds to walk the long way to my room, pull my baby sister off the sofa, step on her, and then put myself in timeout so nobody can have the satisfaction of punishing me themselves*

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5 years

@deluna_melissa @AydenLeo @MattJHowland @_SJPeace_ It’s exactly like this

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@electron9_1 “Self-pity attitude” like bruh she didn’t get an A- instead of an A she’s literally being bombed 😤😤😤

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7 years

A full morning of sketches. Finishing a late and desperate lunch before I continue 😭✨ #vientiane #laos #travelsketches

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5 years

@GretaThunberg Thank you. Please continue to help spread their stories as often as possible, so that ppl will get to know them just as well ❤️

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@goatbree

8 years

Still happy with my hair after a long sleep. Good morning y'all!

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@CharterVanilla @GeauxGabrielle It’s like a numbers game tbh. I don’t have a problem with gaming on its own - I enjoy gaming as well - but the larger % of men in gaming are hella toxic and seem to think bc they get away saying 💩 as an anonymous face online they can also get away w saying it to you in private

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7 years

SO HAPPY FOR THESE GUYS! They've been my relationship goals for as long as I've known them! #HappilyEverEdwards 👰💐🎉

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@sighyam This is when I really wish I better understood Thai, bc the English language Thai news is still pretty biased-seeming

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5 years

@thejessicadore Where was this advice when I was 10 😭❤️

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5 years

@HelenAqua @_SJPeace_ It’s a classic case of creating a problem so that you can be the one to solve it.

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7 years

Cutest couple ever! 😭🎉❤️ #HappilyEverEdwards @MasterMark182 @iammaredhead

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5 years

@showupforthis The Hot Zone. Primarily because my ballet studio was across the street from where that lab used to be 😬

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6 years

@_SJPeace_ But I also love to sketch when I travel. This is a page from my trip to Laos

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4 years

@lilvvvvv @suga93tea @xcltfaix @6_isles @I_AM_LOONA @nasacertified @ithayla Was???

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@HypnagogicStryx This is exactly why I’ve never valued wealth in relationships. I watched my grandfather do this to our entire family. He had wealth, and only used it to maintain his social status so he could continue abusing his wife and daughters. Wealth in my fam has only been for control

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8 years

Takin a stab at watercolor pencils while watching @littlesiha in her last JD2016 stream

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5 years

@jameelajamil The fact that dressing in ~revealing~ clothing is somehow reserved only for young girls is extremely repulsive

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7 years

Nothing makes me feel more honor than being able to captivate the mind of a child with nothing but my pen ✨ #travelsketches #laos #vientiane

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#growingupwithanxiety

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4 years

@ResHound @assignedcowgal Lol mine would buy new clothes JUST to fill out her extra hangers (apparently it’s like a hot dog vs buns thing) but refuse to buy her own dishes bc “I don’t really cook that much”. Would use mine EVERY DAY, never clean them, and then throw away my Pyrex bc “it’s dirty”

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@electron9_1 @BBCWorld Her apology did nothing to acknowledge the damage she’s done. She basically just said “Sorry, I was just really angry” and left it at that. No sense of accountability at all

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@nnnnnnxox No but really what are the men gonna do when all of their bioessentialism accidentally creates a third gender quandary in Islam 🤭

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5 years

@SaraAlfageeh I basically want a giant treehouse with a hanging herb garden and waterfall slide/natural pool, and then inside it’s like Howl’s hoarde of stuff from travels around the world and enough rooms for family to visit

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@PortiaChynna @x_feroza This is true for all of Chinese education. The CCP regulates all educational materials for use in schools and in Chinese-based programs. This includes maps, discussions of civil rights/democracy/protest, Muslim Representation.

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If it’s impossible to run a country without supporting a genocide of some sort, maybe it’s the entire country that’s the problem 👀

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@tyrannyblck @scarletxmars You’re not going to find a politician that has a clean slate. That’s y’all problem. Looking for the perfect candidate that has done no wrong when that person doesn’t exist.

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4 years

@Rintitty The degree to which people can not/choose not to understand asexuality is really tiresome

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4 years

@steffxrs So glad I found you in the comments! Gibbs looks so proud of himself!! He reminds me of Remy 🤩

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6 years

@shawtyarabia I used to be a head of my campus cooking club. The school literally told us we couldn’t actually provide food at our events because it would be in direct competition with university dining. Literally all we were trying to do was get students some basic cooking lessons

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@nayhomes THESE BOOKS ARE THE REASON IM AS BLIND AS I AM. I used to read them in the car, at night, using passing streetlights to help. Also likely a strong reason I developed a love for world culture/history and went on to study Anthropology (along w my grandparents’ NatGeo collection)

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@chaninicholas See also: *allows phone to die and refuses to recharge and check messages so that everyone will wonder what happened and send me messages to respond to when I do recharge the phone*

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@ItsNeeksYeah Having had the displeasure of experiencing the Madonna/whore complex put on me…I was about to write the SAME thing but I’m also really glad you said it bc I don’t think I could’ve been nice or entertaining about it lol

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5 years

In case anyone needs to hear it: Blocking family on social media and setting boundaries is absolutely okay. Never talking to a family member again is absolutely okay. Sometimes our families are NOT looking after us and you deserve to take control of your own circle.

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It’s Chinese New Year, and the year of the pig! I’ve learned how to say “Xin Nin Kaui Le” for my students, but most of them have canceled this week 🎊 Hoping all who celebrate are enjoying time with friends and family and bringing in good fortune for the year ahead! 🐷❤️

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@robreeeezy @ccspectreofmsp @darlingube @ashuratii This. Lived in the Isaan region of Thailand for a few years - we had insane drought leading to huge flooding bc China was building dams upriver. Western Imperialism has a TON to answer for, but the current conflicts are because Imperial powers are competing for dominance

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6 years

Walima bride! 🤩✨💕

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7 years

It’s my mom’s last day of Chemotherapy! We’ve still gotta get through radiation, but we are so grateful this part is over. Cake is for the nurses 😉💕

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I never got to share the official photos, since they came so late 😢 But it’s officially 1 year since our family wedding, and I just gotta admit 1 thing: I never would’ve met him for dinner if he hadn’t sent me a picture of his training camp cat 🐈

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6 years

Wedding festivities have begun! ✨🤩✨

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10 years

Watching @HistoryVikings has a whole new sensory experience after visiting @JorvikViking

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8 years

Having a #bodypositive morning today. Wasn't sure to post but I've been struggling hard lately and felt so fkn good this morning ✨🙌✨

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5 years

@_SJPeace_ Things I Hate: People positioning their racism as a joke to get more attention Giving loud racists the attention they’re seeking

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6 years

Flying with a cat to Paris and then riding the Chunnel to England. So hype to start my new life 😸🙌

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2 months

@Gutter_Roamer @MissyOcean23 @sisogynist Yeah I know several ppl who got into labor jobs and are doing way better than myself. And if it’s something he already knows he’s going to buy every year, it’s easier to save for and budget around. Gift traditions can be really sweet while being a practical way to afford gifts

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I. Really. Like. This. Song. (Recorded by my sweet Mommy while getting her chemo infusion, with an audience of nurses 🙌) #JustDanceMoves @justdancegame

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With that in mind, please read posts in forums critically. Men are already on Revert forums on FB trying to allude to the same principles that divorcee/widowed women should just be happy to be a second wife and not expect too much and not bother with single men

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The recent event is a great lesson for sisters. When a man is acting inappropriately and preying upon you, please speak up. Don’t let him intimidate you or lie to you about Islam. For everyone’s safety—always make it known to the community.

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4 years

@i_am_SH00KETH @birdfrogdraws Dogs in my village are living in a Broadway Musical

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@ItsNeeksYeah She’s also clearly not a fan of flashbacks as a device for character development. She probably didn’t do the best explaining it but her preference is def for here&now development. Probably similar reasons to struggling w print size - probably disruptive to her experience

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@nnnnnnxox Modesty was such a weird journey for me growing up bn different sides of my family - one radically against and one radically-oppressively for. W mixed messaging I figured: “don’t show anything bc you’re too ugly but also don’t wear makeup bc that’s only for already pretty ppl”

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5 years

@ellle_em “Oh no, I have fallen. I must have chicken to revive me”

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7 years

Just gotta say: all ladies have the right to be as sexual or nonsexual as they choose, and to respect each other either way #BodyPositivity

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7 years

When you try to take a pic of this big ass hill but get Moose's big ass instead

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5 years

@AndrewBellinger This is so many levels of everything wrong with society

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7 years

Copy from @iammaredhead ❤

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6 years

@hodakatebi Thank you for sharing this emotional experience with us. I visited as a student and found it to be a jarring experience that left a very sour taste. This museum is nothing more than a trophy case for Imperial Britain, and only serves to instill entitlement in modern Brits

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5 years

I just wish I’d seen this recipe sooner so I could have had time to make them for Eid

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6 years

I woke up to my mentions full of people asking for the recipe for this awesome medieval date dessert I posted yesterday so here's a thread!

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@yayovos @QueenOfKiwis @sunflowerqueenx @VertiMarte @kindergaaand @AITA_reddit It takes almost zero effort to be a compassionate person. To understand that someone is having a rough time and maybe just needs someone to offer them even a smidgeon of kindness. You don’t have to like the person. Just be a little compassionate. That’s all.

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@m7mdkurd I kinda feel like there’s nothing worth laughing at when they’re the people in charge of a genocidal nation

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5 years

Why yes I did go to a Harry Potter Themed Cafe and take lots of pictures and relive every HP-related memory I had ☺️

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7 years

Already my favorite #Christmas present 😜🎄 Thank you so much @Ubisoft and @justdancegame ! Love you guys 😘💕 (ps if you’re still waiting on your #justdance #justdancemoves prizes, this means they’re on the way 🙌)

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So yesterday I did a thing and got tattooed by a monk ✨🙏✨

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