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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

WE MADE YOU AN ASTROLOGY APP✨✨✨✨

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

FUCK IT UP FULL MOON

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

This Mercury retrograde has been a comedy of horrors.

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

WELCOME ARIES SEASON QUARANTINE STYLE! PARKOUR INDOORS! COMPETE W YOUR PLANTS! INTERNALLY COMBUST TO PASS TIME! START A FIGHT W YOUR CAT! TEXT EVERYONE TO CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY & DON’T PICK UP WHEN THEY DO! ORGASM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! START 17 HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS COMPLETE 0!

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

May they be relentlessly haunted, hounded, and flooded by every horror this will create.

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! ART IS LIFE! NOTICE EVERY INJUSTICE! TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AND THEN RESENT THEM FOR IT! CHARM AS OFFENSE! DIPLOMACY AS DEFENSE! NEVER LET THEM KNOW HOW INTROVERTED YOU REALLY ARE! EXHAUST EVERY OPTION AND THEN CHOOSE NONE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! CRY IN PUBLIC! FALL IN LOVE WITH TERRIBLE PEOPLE! FEEL THE PAIN OF THE WORLD! FORGET WHERE YOU WERE GOING BUT GET THERE ANYWAYS! DAYDREAM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! TRY TO SAVE EVERY SUFFERING BEING INSTEAD OF WORKING ON YOURSELF! LIFE IS SHORT ENJOY YOURSELF!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! REMEMBER WHO THE F YOU ARE! REFUSE TOXIC BEHAVIOR! MAKE MOODY PLAYLISTS! DO SEXY BROODING! WEAR ALL BLACK EVERYTHING! WITCHES! CAST SPELLS FOR HEALING! MAKE MAGIC AND EMOTIONAL MAYHEM! LIFE IS SHORT! DEATH IS INEVITABLE! RISK EVERYTHING FOR JOY!

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Chani Nicholas

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2 months

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON. VERY MINDFUL. VERY CORRECT. VERY THOUGHTFUL. VERY CONSCIENTIOUS. VERY THOROUGH. VERY SPECIFIC. VERY WITCHY. VERY EXACTING. VERY HARDWORKING. VERY DETAILED. VERY AHEAD OF THE GAME. VERY DEMURE. VERY IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE AND ARMS EMBARGO NOW.

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! OVER CONFIDENCE! IMPATIENCE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE THE DRAMA THE WORLD NEEDS NOW! ALL OF LIFE IS A COMPETITION! BRUTAL HONESTY BUT MAKE IT FLIRTING! ABRASIVE PEP TALKS! ASSERTIVE AFFECTION! FUCK AROUND AND LEAVE BEFORE YOU FIND OUT! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! AGGRESSIVE ENTHUSIASM! MORE IS BETTER! UNSOLICITED ADVICE AND OPINIONS! SPIRITED GHOSTING! OPTIMISTICALLY HURDLING PAST ALL LIMITS AND LAWS OF NATURE! CONFIDENCE ABOVE SPECIFICITY! YES TO ALL OPTIONS! EXUBERANT TMI! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

Just wanna say that tomorrow’s astrology is some of the toughest we go through. If you are feeling extra blue please take extra good care.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but WOMEN AND FEMMES OVER 40 ARE HOT AND IT SHOULD NOT BE NEWS THAT WE ARE STILL ATTRACTIVE AFTER THE PATRIARCHY HAS EXTRACTED WHAT IT CAN FROM US AND MOVED ON

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

That Full Moon in Leo was so dramatic

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! OFFEND EVERYONE WITH ENTHUSIASM! FLEE THE TYRANNY OF BOREDOM! IF YOU LIKE IT HAVE A LOT OF IT AND THEN HAVE SOME MORE! FLIRT W STRANGERS! BE GENEROUS WITH YOUR COMPLIMENTS AND CRITIQUES EVEN THO NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! CRY IN PUBLIC! DEFUND STATE SANCTIONED VIOLENCE! REINVEST TAX DOLLARS INTO HOUSING! HEALTH CARE! EDUCATION! MENTAL HEALTH! ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED! DIGNITY FOR ALL! ABOLISH CIS HET WHITE SUPREMACIST PATRIARCHY! ANOTHER WORLD IS POSSIBLE!

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! DELAYED GRATIFICATION! BOUNDARY QUEENS! SOLITUDE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! RESPONSIBILITY FATIGUE! ELDER AESTHETIC! IF THEY ARE SCARED OF YOU, IT IS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T LEARNED HOW TO TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY YET! LIFE IS SHORT! DON’T WASTE YOURS!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME ARIES SEASON! STRESS EVERYONE OUT WITH YOUR BOUNDLESS ENERGY AND UNCANNY ABILITY TO BOUNCE BACK FROM THE BRINK DAILY! ACHIEVE MORE IN AN HOUR THAN MOST DO IN A WEEK! BURN BRIDGES AND COMPETE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE AROUND WHEN YOU’RE BORED! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! RULES! RECEIPTS! RIGIDITY! BOUNDARIES! SENSITIVITY & STOICISM! HURTING YOUR OWN FEELINGS! ACCOMPLISHMENTS! SUFFERING IN SILENCE INSTEAD IF ASKING FOR HELP! REJECT IT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO CARE ABOUT IT! LIFE IS SHORT! DEATH IS INEVITABLE! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! ORGANIZE! ANALYZE! HAVE A REMEDY FOR EVERYTHING! SPREADSHEETS! SHARPENED PENCILS! BE “HELPFUL” ESP WHEN NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR ADVICE! FEEL BOTH SMARTER THAN AND NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR! FORGET THE BIG PICTURE! FIXATE ON THE FLAWS! WORK! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

My wife, an Aquarius, was invited to the White House this week and when I asked her if she took any pictures she replied, “For what?”

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3 years

WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! BE UNREASONABLY CHARMING & COMPLETELY SHOCKED WHEN EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU AS A RESULT! ASK QUESTIONS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WANT TO DO EVERYTHING COMMIT TO NOTHING! FLUTTER! FLIT! WHIRL THROUGH THE WRECKAGE OF ECLIPSE SEASON! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! MAKE IT PRETTY! INDECISION AND JUSTICE! ACCESSORIZE AND SOCIALIZE! FRIVOLOUS AND HARMONIOUS! BE THE KINDEST MOST JUDGMENTAL PERSON IN THE ROOM! CODEPENDENCE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! MAKE CHOOSING A RESTAURANT INTO A MAJOR LIFE DECISION! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE MOST LUXURIOUS OPTION ALWAYS! NAPS! FLEXIBILITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMIT! PLANTS! BUBBLE BATHS! SNACKS! JUST TRY TO RUSH ME LOL! LOYALTY AS AN EXTREME SPORT! SKIN CARE! VACAYS! OVERWORK TO OVERINDULGE PIPELINE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE! FREAKS! GEEKS! AND OUTCASTS! MAKE EVERYONE LISTEN TO YOUR GENIUS IDEA BUT STILL LEAVE YOU THE F ALONE! NONCONFORMISTS AND KNOW-IT-ALLS UNITE ALOOFLY! LIFE IS SHORT! REBEL AGAINST ALL SYSTEMS OF SUPREMACY! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! ACCESSORIZE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! FLIRT W EVERYONE AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH NO ONE! BE INDECISIVE ABOUT WHAT LIPSTICK TO WEAR TO THE REVOLUTION! DEFUND THE POLICE! ABOLISH ICE! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! REFUSE FACISM AT EVERY TURN! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! CHAOS! DATA! CHARM OFFENSIVE! LOSE INTEREST WHEN ANYONE SHOWS INTEREST! 10000 OPEN TABS! TMI! QUESTIONS! SELF INDUCED ANXIETY FROM READING EVERY ARTICLE! SQUIRREL! MIND MAPS! AIR TABLES! KNOW JUST ENOUGH TO BE A DANGER TO EXISTENCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Remember when all the astrologers were like the REALLY bad astrology doesn’t get here till the second half of 2020?

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! FEELINGS! CUDDLES! CARE! MOOD SWINGS! ALWAYS ANGLING TO GO HOME! ANTICIPATE EVERYONE’S NEEDS BEFORE THEY HAVE THEM AND WONDER WHY YOU’RE ALWAYS OVERWHELMED! MELANCHOLY! NEVER FORGET THIER FAVORITE SNACK OR HOW THEY BETRAYED YOU! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Congratulations, Saturn in Capricorn!!! You have officially graduated from your Saturn return🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓 YOU DID IT

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3 years

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! FEELINGS! KINDNESS! POETRY! VIBES! BE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE! CRY BECAUSE BEAUTY! WEAR ALL THE ACCESSORIES! CONFUSION AS A DEFENSE! PSYCHIC YOUR WAY OUT OF STICKY SITUATIONS! WHAT IS A BOUNDARY?! FEEL THE PAIN OF EVERY BROKEN HEART! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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4 years

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! SLOW THE F DOWN! BE AN UNWAVERING SOURCE OF SUPPORT TO YOUR FRIENDS EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T NEED IT! SNACK AS AN EXTREME SPORT! MAKE NAPS A NECESSITY! PRIORITIZE PLEASURE! PROTECT THE EARTH AT ALL COSTS FFS WE DON’T HAVE A PLANET B! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! GOODBYE CHEETO SATAN! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! LOVE ON YOUR COMMUNITIES BUT FROM AFAR BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALSO ANNOYING! DEATH TO CELEBRITY CULTURE! BUY EVERYONE BOOKS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE READING IS A LOST ART! EAT THE RICH! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

The rollercoaster of “Am I over reacting?” and “have I adequately taking this situation seriously?” is a whirlwind.

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4 years

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! ADOPT A STRAY! READ YOUR PLANTS POETRY! FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR RELIEVING THE SUFFERING OF THE WORLD BUT ALSO GET DISTRACTED BY....FALL IN & OUT OF LOVE WITH STRANGERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN MAKE EYE CONTACT W THEM! CRY DURING COMMERCIALS! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Can everyone just celebrate their family members on what ever day feels organically right instead of forcing us all to work through endless family trauma for capitalism or

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

So are we just gonna let the world literally burn or

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

Beyoncé knows astrology.

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

It’s Friday the 13th. It’s a full Moon. Polish your cauldron. Wands at the ready. Sacrifice an ex. Hex the patriarchy. Burn capitalism to the ground. HARNESS THE POWER OF NATURE TO BANISH ALL SYSTEMS THAT ALLOW CORPORATE GREED TO MAKE A PROFIT FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME LEO SEASON! DO DRAMA! GET APPLAUSE! STRUT! STUNT! SHIMMY! SHINE! BEDAZZLE YOUR MASKS! STEAL THE STAGE! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH ATTENTION! LIFE IS SHORT SHAME IS FOR CANCER SEASON! CANCEL RENT! CANCEL MORTGAGE! CANCEL STUDENT DEBT! LEAD WITH LOVE AND COURAGE!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

The Moon has entered Leo.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! ASK 17 QUESTIONS WAIT FOR 0 OF THE ANSWERS! GO EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE! TALK JUST TO MAKE NOISE! LEARN SOMETHING NEW BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH TO BE GOOD AT IT! WRESTLE WITH YOUR EVIL TWIN WHAT HAPPENS IN FIGHT CLUB STAYS IN FIGHT CLUB! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME LEO SEASON! DEMAND BETTER LIGHTING! DENY YOUR AUDIENCE NOTHING! BE ADORABLE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE 4 HRS LATE BECAUSE GREAT WORKS OF ART TAKE TIME AND YOU ARE YOUR FAVORITE CANVAS! BELT OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES TO ANYONE TRAPPED IN A CAR WITH YOU! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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2 years

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON!INTENSITY! NEMESES! DEATH STARES! POWER PLAYS! VILIAN ORIGIN STORIES! MYSTERY CULTS! MOODY BABES! OBSESSIONS! COSMOS SAID IN 2022 LETS F AROUND AND FIND OUT IF THEY CAN SURVIVE ECLIPSE SEASON x MARS RETROGRADE! GOOD LUCK TO US ALL! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Astrologers:

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you guys are excited for 2020 to be over like 2021 isn’t waiting on the other side to whoop our ass

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3 years

The Moon is in Aries ♨️🆘📍📌🖍🩸💉🔪⚔️🗡💣🧨🪓🚀🚨🥊☄️💥🔥🐏🚒❤️‍🔥🌋🤯⚡️☠️‼️⁉️👹👺🤬🥵😡😈🤡🎒🐗🌶🍷🥩🤺🏨❤️‍🩹🚩👅🎯🌵

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

The Moon is now in Scorpio.

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5 years

YA’LL THIS HAPPENED!!!!

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I can't believe @ChaniNicholas , aka my Astrological Lesbian Space Mom, has a new show where she's reading celebrity charts. JANE FONDA AND LILY TOMLIN I'm 🤯.

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

bell hooks made me want to fight and write and love.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

A Capricorn Season farewell note

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! WITCHES UNITE! WANDS AT THE READY! HEX THE PATRIARCHY! DEFUND THE POLICE! SAVE THE USPS! SEND YOUR FRIENDS HERBAL TINCTURES YOU MADE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT! SERVE SOMETHING BIGGER THAN YOURSELF FFS! SELF PROMOTION WAS FOR LEO SEASON WE HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE!

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! WE ARE FAMILY! EMO AS AN EXTREME SPORT! REMEMBER EVERYONE WHO EVER BETRAYED YOU! SPOT CHILDHOOD WOUNDS FROM MILES AWAY! CRY! COCOON! CANCEL PLANS SO YOU CAN STAY HOME AND BE SAD-HAPPY! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

DEFUND THE POLICE

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Hi, yes, it is true that cops can legally rape detainees in 35 States.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Just to be clear, there’s no need to DO anything with this astrology. Just BEING is enough. Rest. Dream. Reflect. You are a channel for creative energy not a machine or a commercial. Don’t turn astrology into another task, race, or routine. If you don’t feel it, trust that.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

This is Saturn’s last day in Capricorn.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

The moon just entered Virgo. Clean your room, do your laundry, make a meal plan, sharpen your pencils, and be better than everyone else.

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WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE! ANTI-CELEBRITY STATUS! ECCENTRIC AESTHETIC! LIBERATION BEFORE NATION STATES! READING AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BOOKS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! HUMANITY FORWARD BUT LEAVE ME ALONE! CITATIONS! CERTAINTY! IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

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3 years

THE FULL MOON IN LEO IS NOW

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1 year

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! MAKE IT PRETTY AND PETTY! CUTE OUTFITS AS MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTIONS TO SOCIETY! CHARM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! JUSTICE IS THE BEST REVENGE BUT SO ARE COMPLIMENTS FROM THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY! INDECISION! EVADE THE ISSUE! AVOID CONFLICT! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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4 years

The Moon is now in Virgo.

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

The moon is renewing itself. So can you.

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3 years

Less than 48 hrs left of Pisces season.

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2 years

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! COMPASSIONATE GHOSTING! NEEDY BOUNDARIES! CRYING! EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE! HEART ON SLEEVE IS THE BEST ACCESSORY! WHY TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN LIFE WHEN YOU COULD GET LOST IN THE SORROWS OF THE WORLD! MAKE LOVE NOT SENSE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

The moon is renewing itself. So can you.

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

Just want to congratulate all the Sagittarius placements (especially rising) for surviving the south node transit.

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Chani Nicholas

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3 years

There’s no chaos like Mercury retrograde chaos.

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Chani Nicholas

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4 years

Outside the binary there is abundance.

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3 years

ADELE, A TAURUS, RELEASING A NEW ALBUMB ON THE DAY OF THE TAURUS ECLIPSE

Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

3 years

Adele, a Taurus, releasing a new album close to this year’s lunar eclipse in Taurus?

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3 years

A Pisces during Jupiter in Pisces

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4 years

Moon is still in Cancer today, bbs. Tend to the little things. Feed, cry, water, rest, repeat.

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4 years

The Moon is now in Leo.

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4 years

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! LET THE WITCHCRAFT COMMENCE! COVENS UNITE! WEAR ALL BLACK 2 REMIND THEM U ARE DRESSED FOR THEIR FUNERAL! FEAST ON THOSE WHO WOULD SUBDUE YOU! VOTE EARLY MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! SACRIFICE THE PATRIARCHY ON THE ALTARS OF YOUR CHOOSING! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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4 years

the lunar eclipse in Gemini happens in less than 48 hrs. This would be a good time to protect your energy.

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5 years

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! ONLINE SHOP AS AN EXTREME SPORT! NAP AT YOUR LEISURE! WIN THE BFF OLYMPICS! ORDER A BURGER! WHAT ABOUT CAKE ALSO? REFUSE TO CUT A MOVIE SHORT EVEN THOUGH YOU HATE IT BECUASE YOU NEVER BAIL ON ANY MISSION EVER AND YOU WONT START NOW! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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HAPPY SAGITTARIUS SEASON!! DO CRIMES HAVE SEX BE GAY START RIOTS LIFE IS SHORT AND ECLIPSES ARE COMING!

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4 years

THE GREAT CONJUNCTION HAS BEGUN✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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4 years

Capricorn Season would accomplish The Great Conjunction in its first 9 hrs of being on the job.

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4 years

VIRGO SEASON ENDS TOMORROW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT

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5 months

WELCOME PRIDE MONTH! IF IT ISN’T SOLIDARITY AND LIBERATION FOR ALL IT’S PINK WASHED WATERED DOWN EMPIRE PLEASING POISON! TRANS FOLKS ARE SACRED! QUEER KIDS ARE PRECIOUS! BLESS ALL THE LESBIANS! MAKE GENDER TROUBLE! POWER TO THE STUDENTS! FREE PALESTINE! LIFE IS SHORT! BE GAY!

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2 years

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! WHO CARES IF ANYONE AGREES WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS RIGHT! CRITIQUE THE SYSTEM INSTEAD OF WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE IT! BEYONCÉ ALREADY GAVE US THE SOUNDTRACK! OUR DUTY IS TO DANCE! FILING SYSTEMS! EDITS!INDIGESTION! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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4 years

Aquarius placements will just start talking to you in the middle of a thought, like you’ve been in the conversation in their head w them for the last hour. And they expect you to keep up.

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WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! STATE YOUR BOUNDARIES IN YOUR BIO! REVEL IN THE EROTIC TENSION OF OUTDOING YOURSELF WITH EACH NEW TASK YOU TAKE ON! MISS THE PUNCHLINE BECAUSE YOU ARE FIXATED ON THE INACCURACIES OF THE SET UP! COLOR CODE YOUR TO-DO LIST! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

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5 years

The Moon is on its way to fullness. So are you.

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5 years

WHEN A CANCER LOVES YOU

Monica Graham - Graham Law Firm

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I love how this crab protects his buddy at all costs from the evil hooman. I’ve seen it a hundred times and it never gets old.

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4 years

MERCURY IS NOW DIRECT

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3 years

The next Full Moon will be an eclipse.

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4 years

Mars is now in Gemini.

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4 years

“I shouldn’t — no I will.” A Scorpio in Scorpio Season.

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2 years

The fact that Mars rules fevers, blisters, rashes and open sores and is in complete astrological dumpster fire territory right now is

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WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! ENTHUSIASTICALLY TMI! PURSUE TRUTH WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING! OPTIMISTICALLY OVERDO IT! AGGRESSIVE GENEROSITY! LIFE IS SHORT! NO SYSTEMS OF SUPREMACY CAN WITHSTAND MASSES OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEIR LIBERATION IS INTERTWINED! PERMANENT CEASEFIRE NOW!

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4 years

JUPITER ENTERS AQUARIUS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

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10 months

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! STOICISM AS A MATING CALL! BOUNDARIES AS AN APHRODISIAC! TO-DO LISTS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! DELAYED GRATIFICATION AS AN EXTREME SPORT! OVERWORK TO UNDERFEEL! SENSITIVE AND RESENTFUL OF IT! HEALTHY SYSTEMS HONOR RESTRICTIONS! PERMANENT CEASE FIRE NOW!

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3 years

JUPITER IS IN PISCES

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

1 year

WELCOME LEO SEASON! VENUS IS RETROGRADE! UNFOLLOW! THANK YOU NEXT! ROMANTIC CHAOS! DRAMATIC ENTRANCES! STUNT! STRUT! STRIKE! CUTE PICKET LINE LOOKS! YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GONNA MEET YOUR NEXT CRUSH! MAIN CHARACTER HAIR! GET ATTENTION! GET REVENGE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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Chani Nicholas

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5 years

Don’t let Mercury retrograde make you forget that this is Rihanna Season.

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

It’s officially Rihanna Season.

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@chaninicholas

5 years

I promise you. Little by little. The healing adds up.

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

6 months

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LUXURY AS NECESSITY! MASSAGES! A LIL TREAT! A LIL NAP! AGGRESSIVE DEDICATION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS SUCCEEDING EVEN IF THEY AREN’T! CHANGING PLANS IS FOR COMMITMENT PHOBES! BEAUTY IS ITS OWN REWARD! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

Mercury is now in its pre retrograde shadow phase, meaning whatever is happening now, we have to personally and collectively revisit come *checks notes* November 3rd. Something about this moment is a foreshadowing of that one.

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

The total solar eclipse in Sagittarius occurs tomorrow morning at 8:17am PT.

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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas

4 years

I am hoping that today informs us to be more *prepared* for the Mars/Uranus conjunction in Taurus on Jan 20th.

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