Accidentally said "near the chinky" while giving directions to a half Chinese person last night.
Second time in a month I've done that to him. I need to work to make sure my geographical reference points don't include racial slurs
In the paki shop I gave geezer 10p for a plastic bag so hebdidnt have to break a note and so he could double bag his beers and when I left the shop he gave me his name and address and told me to come round for few beers one day. So I'm definitely never going to fucking do that
And just in case this ends up in scousers hands. I look like an uglier overweight down syndrome phil mitchell with a perfectly spherical head and I'm fine with it so feel free to find pics. I once nearly made the news for being a retard gone missing
The worst dm slide I ever did was this bird I hadn't spoke to in a while and I asked how she was doing and she said not great because she had a miscarriage yesterday then sent me pictures of the miscarriage including bloody tissue and what I think was the foetus in a toilet.
Pissed off a black dealer I know earlier because I told him he is the most stereotypical black man ever.
Sells drugs
5 kids he don't see
Stabbed someone few months ago
And he was eating fried chicken
Order of play on Centre Court at Wimbledon should be me and
@clarebalding
fighting with primitive yet brutal weapons. You up for it balding you heavy set lezzer or you gonna shit it like usual?
Not normally a fan of "stag do banter" but them geezers who hired naked Martin for weekend and kept feeding him drugs and putting him in a k hole was amazing
Them punishment knee cap shootings in Northern Ireland are so weird and mental. People actually go to their appointment at specific time to get shot. I'd just not turn up and tell them to fuck off
@tommym2323
@chrismr_dcfc
@IsitEm2021
Because I never felt loved as a child. If you have an issue then bring the entirety of the derby fan base down to so14 1ne to defend someone who kills their own kids. Let me know when there. Will batter you all
One time josh had viral tweet about teenager shagging an older bird. It went to his head. Kony rang him pretending to be a tv producer and asked him if he would come on a TV show to debate his tweet subject with stormzy and Judy Dench. He thought it was real and said yes hahaha
Dean saunders in talksport there saying he remembers Schmeichel hammering vidic when they played together there.
Just yhe 7 year difference between them playing for Manchester United.
@P4t948
@daiirexciv
I thought he might be because he has one of the 5 approved traveller hairstyles. You can tell he can fight. Clinically dispatched him. When someone who who don't or can't fight punches someone they would always throw just one punch would never throw a one-two.
Been friendzoned so badly by a bird I know that she answers the phone "hi bestfriend" when I speak to her.
The annoying thing is I wouldn't even have been interested anyway because she's black
Was supposed to be going for lunch so my old dear and Mrs could meet for first time then stayed up all night sniffing gear. Was dreading it but my old lady just cancelled ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Can people stop saying talking about your mental health is brave because literally everyone talks about it.
It's actually braver to keep it to yourself these days
I can watch videos ofb beheadings, stabbings, people jumping off buildings wtc all day long but hate ones where peoples like arms or legs break in nutty ways.
When Ricky and olly.stayed I got olly to waterboard me because i always thought it was bit of a shit torture. That was not weird.
@RickyGr21729041
@ClassAOlly12