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@glutenfreevomit

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🤡 spewing nonsense 🤡 she/they 🤡

Vancouver
Joined March 2009
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@iluvnsync when is it my turn
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@jackdwagner no person with anxiety is holding up a sign in the middle of a sidewalk lmao
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@Maladroithe i hate this
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@blizzy_mcguire why does it look like someone shrunk all of her facial features but not her head 😭
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dipping a white spot burger in the ocean at the tsawwassen ferry terminal
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@offbeatorbit business casual at the beach like bffr 😭
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@SweetBabyTayz this was a reply i got after asking a man what he was looking for on tinder, mind you this response was at 10am on a tuesday. it’s been almost 3 years since this msg and i will never be the same
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@jacobccfisher a true scene kid glow-up
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@GoAwayStinky @demon_kenny @iluvnsync ty for taking one for the team
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@seanorr time to dump water on the new neighbours
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carm
7 months
@destroynectar this kills me
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11 months
@fatpussyhex @Go_Auntie she needs a new years kiss
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@jaidaehall my face when she said “not aggressive” 💀💀💀
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@NECROMANClNG oh my god
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omw to see @trixiemattel at @puppyteeth ’s drag carnival and i’m a poor bitch on transit looking like a fucking fool
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@PopCrave best news i’ve heard all day
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@Dear_Lonely1 truly always been that bitch
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@venusian_doll spitting facts
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@glutenfreevomit
carm
5 months
@ThousandAbove say his name!! i’m from van and people should know to avoid! honestly i avoid private studios now bc of shit like this and getting ripped off. im so sorry you experienced this!
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happy birthday to me 🎂🎈
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@MoonSafari420 omg i forgot about sleigh bells just unlocked a core memory of my adolescence
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no one got my costume but here i am as a moth
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@JonStovell booooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I GOT THE JOB I AM GOING TO CRY
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@mattxiv bro looks like he smells like stale cigarettes and piss
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this house is queer and we only wear doc martens and blundstones
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omfg someone said hello in the bathroom stall next to me and i was like “....hello?” and they were on THE PHONE
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a candid photo of myself that i don’t hate?!?!
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everyone wish tubby a happy birthday/gotcha day!!! 9 years old and 6 years by my side ❤️
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what if we released the aggressive coyotes from stanley park onto the anti-vax/anti-mask protesters? just an thought 😌
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this is really happening rn
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@piscesgurl69 @DrinkAriZona @circlekcan and its all dented n fucked up :(
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K you guys the browsing history on the WORK COMPUTER IS KILLING ME 💀
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@huijalamek @ReneGoddess__ @ungodlywests @HeroicViewer @koryskorra i get botox in my jaw every 2 months for TMJ and i ain’t out here looking like handsome squidward lmao i still got a chubby ass face so it is way more than that
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@glutenfreevomit
carm
8 months
i saw the uncensored video of aaron bushnell setting himself on fire, it was fucking heartbreaking. self-immolation is literally the most horrific way to go out, i hope aaron’s sacrifice will finally shake the complicit governments in denial of the genocide of palestine. 🕊️
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after nearly a year the fucking rug is done!!!!!
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i lied i bleached my eyebrows again
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returned to my bleached brow era
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serving cunt at the passport photo shop
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carm
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@KenSimCity celebrating genocide is a really bad look
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just added this to my tinder profile
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feeling very hot and powerful tonight
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said i was going casual tonight and ended up in black lipstick lmao
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me all bloated after brunch at yolks 🍳
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going in cringe first dates is my joker origin - i went on a date tn that was so bad the waitress asked me if i was ok while he was in the bathroom
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i’m having a facetime date w someone from tinder the future is now lmao
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@CityNewsVAN people who say drag queens groom children may as well say disney princesses do too - both are in sparkly dresses telling children’s stories, is that grooming/sexualizing a child? lmao no fr can’t understand peoples’ thought process on this topic it makes zero sense
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probably the one and only time i will publicly post myself in a bikini
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@MusicEdMunster8 @SweetBabyTayz with your feedback in mind, i’ll be sure to update every person i talk to on tinder with information about my bowel movements, entirely unsolicited - oh not like that? i thought we were being honest 🤡
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i finally had enough money to do my hair and my hairdresser did so good i started tearing up 🥹 back to my former blonde glory
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when the ghost of bella goth just decides to jerk off at her daughters birthday party
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its a look
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like "hi my name is bob im a cis white man that writes a dumbass blog and have no experience with marginalization but here's an article shit talking a community of marginalized people trying to make money by selling cheap cigs" get ur ass outta here u NARC
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@cryptcrier what the fuck did i just read
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PASSED MY EXAM BABY IM A REGISTERED SOCIAL WORKER NOW WOOOOOOOO
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someone on my ig rly tried to tell me i looked like shit on this pic lmao why are people being mean to me this week im just tryin to vibe 🥲🥲🥲
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He’s beautiful and pure. A true cherub.
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friendly reminder to never donate through large corporations as it gives them a tax break - donate directly to causes ❤️ also fuck galen weston and his profiteering bullshit while we’re falling into a recession 🤙🏻
@vivbastarache
Knittings! At the winetour/Moo Deng lover🍉
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I wonder why Loblaws…
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this video should be shown in every classroom instead of colonial bullshit narratives tbh
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happy indigenous peoples day :-)
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today was my first time using a cane in public due to my really bad pain flare up and it made me anxious but im glad i am prioritizing my health and pain management 🤍
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@traineemalewife @blizzy_mcguire bro i’m fat and i don’t look like i have a shrunken face lmao try again
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this pic of me with straight hair is wild like who is she
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found a da vinky twin on hinge, bless them
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@glutenfreevomit
carm
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@DailyHiveVan resident super asshole of vancouver
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deleting photos off of my phone and i came across this extremely unhinged text a vancouver music bro sent me at 10am on a tuesday, completely unprompted, who i had never met irl 🤡
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i’m sweaty
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i saw a video on ig claiming winged eyeliner is “out” and all i can say is you will have to rip my eyeliner from my dead hands before I entirely give up winged liner idc how cheugy i sound saying this
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cant stop staring at myself 👁👄👁
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idk who needs to hear this rn but u deserve more than a dude who’s favourite band is the beatles
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sorry but these turned out so cute
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💪🏻👁️👄👁️💪🏻 16 weeks at the gym 3-4 days a week i’m v proud of myself
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i want all my selfies to be this level of perfect
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remember that brief period of time where i took up modelling lmao
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carm’s first chainmaille project done 😎
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@glutenfreevomit
carm
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mystery tote from fbc came in the mail today and i got a slutty red dress i would never buy myself bc im scared of bodycon clothes but im kinda feeling it idk
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i be looking darling today ngl
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she is here the jacket is here
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my brother’s cat is so cute with his speckly iris 🥰
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sailor moon sparkle baby
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wearing my geriatric dress out today
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anyways just a reminder to myself that i’m hot and kind and smart and worthy of respect and love ✨✨✨
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blonde refresh always makes me feel very cute but also very powerful
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waking up to brightness today has boosted my serotonin
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when ur bff makes a clown portrait of ur son for ur bday 😭😭😭😭
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feeling very cute today
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honestly obsessed with how cute i looked yesterday
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cranky!!!!
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i look hot today despite melting
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how much of a narc bus driver do you have to be to stop the bus to play the automated “ppl who don’t pay fare are subject to a fine” msg like jesus dude nobody cares we are in a pandemic we are all suffering financially and transit should be free lmao
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