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Mrs. Coochie Constable 👮🏾

@gloriathellama

4 years

@Prof_Erence If I’m legit tryna sleep and I feel a dick in my ass imma squeeze my cheeks and snap it in half 🤷🏿‍♀️

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4 years

@AuntiesBlocc She prolly standing there like “hell yea I’m a silly goose 👅”

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@Shontellia It’s all fun and games till I—

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4 years

@oyinkanijose @oluwapelumi_ii Now THATS how you clear a bitch 💅🏿

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@JazziBee2 @KissMyMahogany I was literally just saying this bc J*y actually used his own time to point the issue out which makes sense because the focus was already on him. Taking the time away from someone else just made K*nye look worse and actually the “drama” of it all overshadowed the issue entirely.

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3 years

@Miny_K Not the coochie constable 😒

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4 years

@broadwaytail All the “its cuz she don’t cook or clean” and “guess wap can’t keep a man” niggas r hella quiet now 🤔🤔 the man is in SHAMBLES

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@robhimsis ???

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4 years

@brysonM_ NOT TAMAGAAAAAA 😭😭💀

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5 years

@wesleydonehue @arae_ofsunshine @ChanIsom Exhibit A of why we shouldn’t ban abortions

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4 years

@balleralert She thought shit was sweet till they brought out the COOKWAREE

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4 years

@IvyKungu @alextheeweeb It doesn’t look like she cares? 💀💀

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3 years

@PhillyTheBoss Which peppers did you cross? My dad crossed Trinidad scorpions and Brain Strain Harbenaros and this was the result 🥵😍

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3 years

@NEEDTOHOE Everyone desperately chasing down the beginning of this horrendous exchange 😭

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4 years

@MychelleKing Pls tell me this is a joke...

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5 years

@jdhze @guavacoochi That’s not nice 😤

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3 years

@CARDIXTOWN There’s no way this is real I actually refuse to accept it

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@hashjenni Going back to sleep after you go to snooze your alarm and theres a message that whatever you had to do was moved/canceled >>>>>

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@JayShindo @roxxyhaze 🤔🤔 I didn’t realize the cola nut has similar effects?? All the adult males in my family chew on them CONSTANTLY when we visit the village in Ghana?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 I’ve been told it’s not for children but they said it’s bc it’s hella butter NOT BC ITS DRUUGGGSSS 👀👀👀

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@_Pocahonest @ifeanyii_e On my way!

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@missodessa Not me seeing this as I’m about to take offfff 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@IvyKungu To this day I still don’t understand how people just like “read a book” or “sing a song” and their kids magically fall asleep? This is the only way 🤷🏿‍♀️

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@miiriya_miiriya I’m so beyond proud of her but everytime I see that first picture my insides just boil I’m so fucking pissed for her

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@Chadronius @AuntiesBlocc THE VACCINE IS ON THE WAY 🗣🗣

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@jagerian_ I just wanna 😤✋🏿

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4 years

@_callmekj_ Issa whole pancreatitis out and this is what ur worried about 💀💀

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@Dojafat @mamaztheguru I was shook for a hot sec 😰

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@thedigitaldash_ Sometimes I’ll make it look like I’m tryna decide which weight to set my machine to so I can read the lil diagram in peace 👀👀

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@thedigitaldash_ There’s definitely 2 types of people in this world 💀💀💀

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@lonelynataliaaa NOT THE LEGBOOTY COMMUNITYYYY 💀💀💀💀💀

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4 years

@RangaBro9753 @miiriya_miiriya You can look up “little miss flint” or her real name for more info but she basically spent her youth providing clean water to the people of Flint Michigan and advocating for clean water for her city and others like it in this country

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@iambrattyb I knew shit was about to go south when he introduced the cuddling pillow

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@RangaBro9753 @miiriya_miiriya People are upset bc, as a child, she should never have been put in a situation where she felt the need to take matters into her own hands. Although she is more than deserving of her accolades most of them came before any real action was even considered to rectify the situation

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3 years

@nowthisnews For $12 an hour that deer woulda been tackling ME

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4 years

@Simply_Shamaria $10,000 and ya can’t even shake ya ass??? That’s actually criminal 🤭

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@LetsTalkLegal_ @bobbiebihh_ African mom confirmed she said “the vanilla one with those nuts.... not almonds ? 🤔” Me: DO YOU MEAN PECANS MOM IS IT BUTTER PECAN 😭😭

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@IvyKungu She bouta be looking like this after rubbing all those shit particles in her eye 😭😭

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@Y2SHAF Me on the forest floor awaiting my inevitable fate 😌👼🏾

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5 years

@IvyKungu My parents met bc my mom had just gotten her hair done and it was raining so she wrapped a plastic bag around it. My dad saw her and offered to share the umbrella until they got to his office and then she could take it. She returned it 3 days later and he asked her out.

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@wesleydonehue @arae_ofsunshine @ChanIsom I don’t do things so I have nothing to plug but please try to spread awareness about the Chinese Government sending private citizens with guns to my beautiful Ghana to kill our farmers, take our land, and illegally mine our gold.

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@isxxbel @wikyymarchut

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@HOLLYandherEGO @AkanSamuel1

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2 years

@ChannelM76 @FinesseEness @stillnotziora I think he already did ? 👀

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2 years

@cuddapotato Gahhhhhdamn 😖

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4 years

@rtmdave_11 I thot this thread would have sum pics y’all r boring 🙄😒

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4 years

@koislider @sarahlugor Lemme go get some giant mushrooms for Shroomcity 👀👀

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3 years

@_benjvmins_ TL hard at work 💀💀

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4 years

@itsteexo Ok but every time I gave an “am” guy a chance they ended up being hella homo/transphobic, fatphobic, and/ or casually misogynistic so now what

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@drizzysightings Once he hits you with the 👈🏿😤 it’s a wrap 🎬

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@TheYannabis I’m still tryna figure out why people wanting to live is a political issue??

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@IvyKungu @SoOuIzZz Just here to peruse 😌

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5 years

@CBSNews All I have to say is: y’all won’t even let us into the swimming pools sooo

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2 years

@HelloKennedi Allegedly 🫣

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4 years

@xdeshxo Soo FUCKING over it 😒🙄

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1 year

@__Epiphanyy That money was sent to accounts in the Caymans. We only know bc they didn’t let you pay for multiple tests at once so after a few payments for our family members the bank called to let us know all of them had been blocked bc the money was being sent to the caymans 😭

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4 years

@makeupbyshaniah Y’all mean this here 2020 that we’re in right now???

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3 years

@2000sprince I DON’T KNOW ANYMOREEEE 😭😭😭😭

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4 years

@DaijLoaf_ @TheRealLiScott @stayfrea_ Didn’t the south try to... leave America? 😶👀

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@dasiasus Is that Gerald 💀💀💀

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4 years

@ShadeyBangs @bekkahsophiaa @tshophasha I choked

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@kwab122 Even worse was the lightly wiped red oil stain that made the whole paper fucking YELLOW 😭😭😭

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@coltondoe OURRR clothes 🙄😒

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4 years

@PinkSizzy @broadwaytail 🥺🥺🥺 I hope your day is as beautiful as you are 💖💖💖

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@thedigitaldash_ It would be soooo funny if it turns out they’re lying 💀💀💀

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3 years

@earringdealer Ok but where’s the coalition 😐

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4 years

@jewe1111 People think I’m stubborn but really they’re just stupid 🤷🏿‍♀️

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@BitsHammer This is sooo Fizbo coded

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4 years

@delennro @ciaraiin Wait the front pocket of my backpack is full of seashells and my sus bag has cute rocks in it now for the exact same reason💀💀💀

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@rodollaz_ The month of May alone could be a whole class

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4 years

@Unmagiically We haven’t been wrong yet 🤷🏿‍♀️

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4 years

@_HeyMiranda “Idk you tell me 🤷🏿‍♀️”

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4 years

@ValsBizarreAdv OfF dA JuICe 🥴

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@thedigitaldash_ You learn something new everyday 😌☝🏿

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5 years

@bre3zybr1 @guavacoochi not the DIVORCE PAPERS 😭😭

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1 year

@bolugawhale My mom worked at a woman’s cancer center and people would schedule their appointments around her work schedule because she was notorious for finding the vein on the first poke with little to no pain 😭

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@thedigitaldash_ Not the pickle pic ???

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2 years

@KevOnStage My little sister didn’t need a name didn’t ask ANY QUESTIONS just straight fists 😌🙏🏿

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4 years

@Yosnier_ He just wanted a Krabby Patty they didn’t have to do him like that 😔

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@movbsta @NiambiAaliyah Me tryna convince myself that it’s not a waste if a lesson was learned 😭😭

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@RealJamesBea @keepitGEE_FLOYD @_hollaa *fax* me my W2 forms 😷

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@yofavintrovert @HislordshipB ♉️

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4 years

@shutyoureyesbro Should I give midnight gospel another chance?

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5 years

@IvyKungu Tf did Tauruses do to y’all like??

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3 years

@norightairpod @ieskhaw1 @thedigitaldash_ I personally find it easier to get throat fucked than trying to pay attention to sucking dick while nutting I also feel like it gives the pussy eater a bit more control 👀

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@Tha_TrollGod @angelcpenate @remembermyles He wouldn’t even die just ✨transcend✨ 😌

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@oranicuhh That episode when Carlton was fanboying over Trump hits a lil different now 🥴

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@crissles @simsimmaaz Had her on the big screen and everything for like 2 years 😭😭

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@crissles @simsimmaaz My mom is still one of the banner pics of the nursing school she attended 7yrs+ ago 🫣

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@sam_alberti Bruh being late to something because the president and 30 other vehicles need to drive on the other side of the road ?? His presence very quickly fucks up your day 💀

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@Dreadful4Tymes Without fail

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1 year

@DanishaCarter4 @ChayaRaichik10 @GretaThunberg The bus never showed up 😭😭

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@sirenayasminxo @VNAbanjo Me from afar screaming “AYY FUCK IT UP BITCCHH” 🤪😤😤

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@rxmsxy @shaTIRED If you’ve ever been at a family function and someone you swear you’ve never met a day in your life has told you that they used to carry you at their back when you were a baby you did not grow up in a nuclear family 💀

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@AdelineTarot Now wtf 😭😭😭

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@jasminericegirl You’re MY masturbating Gym Hero 🥺👉🏿👈🏿

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