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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

Cashier : "Plastic?" Shifula : "Aee anditula monufu yoye"

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

5 months

Okayyy 🔥

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

A very short story 😂💔

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@gladeslamek

3 months

Yesis 😂😭😭

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@gladeslamek

2 years

@brfootball Moroccans after reading the word "African team"

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@gladeslamek

8 months

In which category are you? Wealth status: Poor: N$ 1k - N$ 8k Comfortable: N$ 8k - N$ 20k Rich: N$ 20k - N$ 40k Super rich: N$ 40k - N$ 60k Filthy rich: N$ 60k - N$ 100k Wealthy: N$ 100k and above Kashipu : N$ 500 - N$ 1k Onuffu : N$ 10 - N$ 500 Sakond : N$ - 0.00

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

5 months

She's surely living up to her name, and that dulcet voice though 😯🔥

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@gladeslamek

5 months

Tse aakuluntu otuuviteko 😂😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

Clean hands thread I'll start 😌🙈

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

Namibian restaurants hang pictures of food they can't cook 😭,i don't even wanna talk about saloons and barbershops 😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 month

Me getting my change after buying bread in Uganda with N$10.

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

When electricity goes off, a typical African will look outside to make sure the neighbors r also in the darkness, What type of jealousy is this 😂😂🚮

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

As a humble parent, What's your next move? 😂

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@gladeslamek

1 year

First sign of depression

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

8 months

Let's push guys..it's almost December 😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

6 months

No one Absolutely no one UNAM lecturers:

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 months

Buy one for N$ 30 Buy two for N$ 60 I blame COVID 19 vaccines 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

Fear women who suck uncircumcised dicks 😭🤧🚮

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

17 days

*Raise your hand if you slept with Vikta* Windhoek men:

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@gladeslamek

4 months

Entrance fee is N$ 500 but our parents enter for free when they come to fetch us

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

20 days

"Men are dogs" is now pregnant. Puppies are loading

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@gladeslamek

2 years

Got arrested for raping 😂😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

I thought Sex was all about kissing, mboli you guys get naked and puts things into each other.

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

No one Absolutely no one: That one gay police cadet: "Whuuu chomzz, they are attacking us from behindz" 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

I'm 21 and i haven't started getting periods ever since,but my little sister is 15 and she had her periods since 13..i feel ashamed to talk to my friends bout it since it might be a problem. Or does maybe does it take longer when you're a boy? 🤔

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

22 days

Biologists : "Cells multiply by dividing" Mathematicians:

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@gladeslamek

2 months

Asked one of my friends who had an appointment with Rebecca and he send me this picture 😭👇 What does he mean?

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

16 days

Same WhatsApp group 💀

Shaun_K_official

@Shaunkofficial

16 days

#NewProfilePic

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@gladeslamek

1 year

Every man tried sucking his own dick.. Sucken't you?

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@gladeslamek

23 days

Namibia is so boring, we don't even get Tsunamis, earthquakes, tornados or valconoes like other countries, people are dying out there but us 😭😭💔

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

20 days

If a condom Is not available, what can one use as a protection?

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@gladeslamek

4 months

This is how real men were raised, not these Huggies and Pampers Boys 😂😂🚮

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

3 months

What was the highest amount of cash you ever carried in your hands? Me: N$ 2500 And you?

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@gladeslamek

8 months

The only Church I'll go to 😂😂😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

"You must be an AstraZeneca cause I'm developing rare side effect feelings for you"

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

8 months

The hand that slapped the 34 year old man:

Namibian Sun

@namibiansun

8 months

JUST IN: A 34-year-old man strangely died on Friday at Eko LyaNaambo village in Ongwediva Constituency, after being slapped with an open hand in the face. The victim (34) fell, but stood up and sat down, but later died on the spot. No other object was used, police said.

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

Ask a lady the typa man she wants to date,than sit back and listen to the characteristics of non-living organisms 😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

16 days

Him: "Why is it so tight today? " Her: "Because it has entered together with the blanket"

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

If she comes to your place wearing a jean, just know that she didn't come for sex 😒😪

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

11 months

"Baby can i go through your phone" Respond with third recent emoji Mine : 😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

6 months

Her: "Did you put on the Condom"? Me: "Yes,Why, you dont trust me"? Her: "I fear HIV,i don't want to get that thing again" Me:

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

As a man,why r u driving with lights on at night?

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@gladeslamek

2 years

"Touch the bucket,close ur eyes and give me ur leg" Only legends that'll understand 🙌🙌

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@gladeslamek

4 months

What is SWAPO trying to proof, and what type of Political campaign is this?? 😂😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

"Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?"

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@gladeslamek

2 months

"So you're also from Angola"

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@gladeslamek

2 years

@ManOfHandsome @gladeslamek IFB

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@gladeslamek

2 years

We know you're a medical student buh why would u have a stethoscope on your neck at a wedding 😭💀💔

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@gladeslamek

19 days

😂😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

10 months

You're asked to have sex with someone whose age is your battery percentage 💀, look at yours and tell us. Mine: 9 😭💔

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@gladeslamek

3 months

Ano where does this fraud get money?

Mr President 🇳🇦

@gr8tman_

3 months

Pensioners next year 🔥💰 'almost a security's salary' 😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

Me returning home after looking for a valentine partner the whole day 😭😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

SWAPO surely ain't giving up 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

25 days

Her: "Let's kiss" Him: "Nah, wait for the chicken to pass by, it knows me"

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

3 months

Welcome to Namibia where Campus securities think they are Lecturers

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

A woman was once pregnant for 9 months and gave birth to a beautiful soul reading this 🥺🤒

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@gladeslamek

5 months

NSFAF watching Graduates and hoping they get a Job ASAP to start with the repayments of the loan

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@gladeslamek

2 months

NSFAF paid Unlimited UNAM data loaded Practical allowance in What an exquisite bit to be a student ☺️🙌

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@gladeslamek

1 month

Raise your hand if you haven't taken a bath for the past 5 years Ugandans :

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

Your boobs are hanging,my balls are hanging, so why can't we hang out 🙈🥱

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@gladeslamek

1 year

Dudes at clubs when it's about to close 😂😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

Taxi driver: "Pls stop singing,you're finishing fuel that's already expensive"

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@gladeslamek

8 months

Friends: "Please be here by 15:00" Me at 14:99

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

'Life is like a trouser,u can't wear a donkey because the earth is a carrot'

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@gladeslamek

16 days

Me at Etosha tomorrow

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

When you're at the club and you realize that you came with a Padlock and not the keys

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

6 months

Let's push guys, we're almost at the population of 5 Mill 😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

I think my Landlord is cleaning my room mbela,found my stuff outside the house 😂

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

20 days

I don't know if the IPhones are now cheap or Namibians are just generally rich 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

The Doctor told me i only have 2 months to live due to cancer,so i killed the Doctor and i was taken to court and the judge gave me 20 years 😌

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@gladeslamek

2 years

When your mom beats u up and u start imagining of leaving the house to start a new life

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@gladeslamek

17 days

A girlfriend with a gap teeth on a date "Thweathearth path me the thomatho thoth" 😭

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@gladeslamek

5 months

Namibia is slowly losing intelligent people, first it was Dr Abraham Iyambo, then Dr Hage Geingob and now I'm not feeling well too...

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@gladeslamek

2 months

We've all done this mos? 😭😭

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@gladeslamek

2 months

You just won N$1 M. What's the first thing you're buying?

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 years

The Namibian Defence force has been training since i was born without any war,how bout we organise a ka small friendly war with Russia 😂😭

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@gladeslamek

8 months

Fear women 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

The other gender after 2 days of shaving

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@gladeslamek

24 days

Whites : "I'm HIV positive" Blacks :

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

4 months

Ladies.. Check his anus while he's asleep, frame 1 is Original, frame 2 means he belongs to the streets 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

1 year

Mom: "I'm talking to u and you're quite"? Me: " but mama" Mom: "Keep quiet when I'm talking to u" !!

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@gladeslamek

4 months

You've a ring on your nose but not on your finger, are you trying to smell marriage?

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@gladeslamek

2 years

An African parent will call u to take their plate to the kitchen whilst walking behind u to go wash their hands 😂😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

2 months

Landlord looking at you entering the renting flats with the fourth girl and you just moved in last week

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@gladeslamek

18 days

What's up with Namibians and falling from Cars 😂😭😭

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@gladeslamek

3 months

Me before taking a shower 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

5 months

NB: 5 straight men left in Namibia 😭😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

11 months

*Gun pointed at you* No cheating, You have to use 3 recent emojis to beg Mine : '🤪😂🤧' I don't think I'm save 😭

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@gladeslamek

2 years

The way parent's are struggling to pay accommodation fees and these girl's don't even sleep there

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@gladeslamek

20 days

Go to NUST or go to jail Me:

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@gladeslamek

1 year

My mom used to boil water and pretend to be cooking until we fell asleep because there was nothing to cook 🥺😭

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@gladeslamek

22 days

What is that subject that you never failed in high school even if you didn't study it?

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@gladeslamek

2 years

Only a black person will buy bones from a butchery than later complain at home that it doesn't have meat on them

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@gladeslamek

2 months

Imagine writing an Exam out of 1000 and the last three digits of your number are your final marks Mine: 729 😭🤙

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@gladeslamek

5 months

Ano ye nguno opo ngaa eli? 😂

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@gladeslamek

2 years

Before buying valentine gifts for ur partner,first check if ur neighbor's baby has milk and nappies 😒👐

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@gladeslamek

1 year

Interviewer : "Can you sell your uncle for 5 million dollars"? Me: "Lower your voice, he might run away"

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@gladeslamek

19 days

Ano'shikwashike 😭😭

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Glades_𓃵🇳🇦

@gladeslamek

19 days

A woman without nyash is a dry fish

🤍Litta ❤‍🩹

@the_uutoni_

19 days

A man without beard is a snake 😶🙂

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