@doye09
@lordtaylorvb
if the temperature of your destination is the same as the place it coming from: sweatpants or pj pants, anything flowy, a nice t shirt (ik you got at least ONE that’s softer than the rest; this is it’s time 2 shine), a hoodie. i make sure everything has pockets too
@svershbow
my mom loves shopping here there is a very specific kind of woman that swears by a shop like this; somehow they survive by the sheer force of will of these women alone
@BackBeastNotme
@doye09
@lordtaylorvb
ok, rude, one of us was trying to answer a question someone asked and one of us came in to call me a freak. reconsider ur choices on this day my friend
@seynique
i don’t think you do honestly it’s just “baby meryl streep” “miranda” “maggie smith but american” “rosebud papa” “stressed out social climber” and “taissa farmiga”
@sighyam
i made a bunch of videos for work abt indonesian food and they blew up (didn’t know about the ada indonesia coy effect at the time) and i was so happy bc they sent me back to eat more indonesian food and try what ppl had suggested and now it’s in my top 5 cuisines
@clur19
no ive been telling my friend who wants to be a doctor that the main thing is i dont want u to give me the impression certain behaviors aren't normal just bc theyre bad for u, u dont need to make me feel like a freak to curb the bad behavior lol
@kissmyelite
some people jus have to learn that being skinny and having access to money to spend on (horrendously unethical) fast fashion brands is not in and of itself “being a brand” like fuck even lilmiquela has more intrigue than this girl.... AND LILMIQUELA IS A ROBOT
@BackBeastNotme
@doye09
@lordtaylorvb
i mean that’s a given, silly, neither of us is in this man’s closet preflight hiding his sunday best. he’s still gonna wear what he likes regardless i just gave him a suggestion he asked for lmao
@KimberlyNFoster
my mom and grandma talked a lot about “aging well” meaning people like catherine deneuve who seemed to get little work done but now when people say aging well they seem to be implying just. looking the same as you did at 25 until you die
@ymmayer
i think there’s different kinds of spicy that people build up different tolerances for. high intensity low sillage, the kind that sticks in the throat or in the sinuses… low level but lingering… i think if you’re used to one kind other kinds can feel “spicier”
@queasy_f_bby
the one time i got an EKG the nurse grabbed me hard after the first go like “girl you need to RELAX it’s reading like ur about to have a stroke”
@amazingasha
@offbeatorbit
yeah i get the feeling i’m far too northeastern to ever fully comprehend britneyposting… it’s an art i simply don’t have the background for
@djhunne
@therealbismah
it’s always the ppl who are most chill with the situation that end up getting the most fucked over, like i don’t want to be suspicious or aggro but it seems like the suspicious girls aren’t getting into these situations nearly as much
@offbeatorbit
the ppl in your mentions acting like she’s some kind of lyrical genius when this is the same woman who wrote “now we got problems. and i don’t think we can solve em” LMFAO
@1pinkfridayy
the idea that anyone (with their limited experience) can assert with any confidence that they can “feel other people’s feelings” is absolutely disrespectful. no, you literally cannot. there is no way. what you’re doing is projecting your idea of my feelings on me. totally diff
@miri_yam_
yeah this is my take on it as well. it can produce a deep psychological wound and has for 1000s of yrs across cultures but still we have never come up with a good way to deal with it. i think it’s a social problem but not that a social solution would necc solve it
@dill_korsey
people like this just think that a man having earrings or nail varnish or “funky” hair = interesting i am convinced these ppl don’t actually talk to their friends boyfriends
@offbeatorbit
me too, also because it lets me ask the pressing questions, like “who are all these spitters around christina aguilera who made her feel weird enough abt swallowing that this is how she talks about it”
@Theswweet
this kind of malice is so foreign to me like i’ve hated a mf but not enough to dedicate this kind of energy. even if they did me sooo dirty. like wtf lmao
becoming convinced people on twitter have never struck up conversations w strangers before. there’s a way to do it and it works on here as well as it does irl but some of u people act way too familiar like pls
@_wayneburkett
idk, this idea that kids are Sooo hard to control is kind of fake sounding to me. i grew up in an apartment my whole life and my first complaint from a downstairs neighbor was enough for me to heel-ball-toe for a lifetime. idk what y’all mean kids aren’t stupid lmao
@MikaAzel
@sugarmucus
@Space_b0y_
it’s a sandwich! first u put the burger on the grill. then u chop it up. and add onions n peppers. then u add the cheese and drop it all on a roll or a hero….. it’s a very delicious late nite snack here in gnew york city
in other personal news, my tiktok career has served me so well that a bidet company is sending me a free portable bidet bc i made a post saying i liked bidets and got mad excited when the girlies were telling me abt the portable ones
@dill_korsey
this reminds me of the way people would use wokeness/woke language to hash out personal conflicts when we were in art school, like it couldn’t just be “i don’t like her” it had to be “she’s x-phobic”
it’s so sad because shrimp paste on a green mango go crazy and white people just don’t want to lean in ….. i promise it’s tasty u can trust them…. very deliciouse…
durian and shrimp paste are the two SE Asian foods that every non SE Asian have to film themselves gagging on for 30 seconds before doing anything with them 🙄 when SEA have an entire culture around enjoying/critiquing these foods aroma 😭
@Benjamin_Conway
@CaucasianJames
these are super fun actually! very memphis vibes very keith haring meets mondrian. unironically would get a print of this for my mom
@ThatsniceH
@MarciaBelsky
totally. i think i can be funny in conversation for sure but once i tried writing a joke and i just ended up explaining everything i knew about albanian sausages with no punchline
@melissabreenx
saying 1 in 5000 people have it and then in the same sentence saying that is “extremely rare” in nuts to me. on what planet is 1/5000 “extremely” anything
white people: we lost our two biggest hardest ships up in the arctic
inuit people: nah bro it’s stuck in the ice pack like ten of us have seen it. we tried to help but it kinda looks like your guys are dying of lead poisoning
wp: i guess we’ll never know what happened
White people: Where did the lost colony of Roanoke go?
Indigenous people: They joined us. They were hungry, they were starving, and we took them in
WP: The only clue was this mysterious word carved in a tree
IP: Yeah that's us. They left you a note.
WP: It's a mystery!
@thicctatorx
are there any jews in this conversation or is it just gentiles using us as bait while also being aggressively antisemitic to do it ????? nobody said jews had big noses but you
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@DinkMagic
i knew someone who babysat for her once or twice (their siblings were in the same grade as her kids at school) and she said she had really interesting but delicious snacks