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soothsayer

@giulia_ak

3 years

plus ça change etc etc

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@_lil_anxiety 12 year old or 85 year old? the world may never know

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@doye09 @lordtaylorvb if the temperature of your destination is the same as the place it coming from: sweatpants or pj pants, anything flowy, a nice t shirt (ik you got at least ONE that’s softer than the rest; this is it’s time 2 shine), a hoodie. i make sure everything has pockets too

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@_lil_anxiety anyway this is a convo i had with my 12yo brother and he types exactly like our grandpa does

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@sheis___mywife damn this is kinda iconic but stay safe!!!

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@svershbow my mom loves shopping here there is a very specific kind of woman that swears by a shop like this; somehow they survive by the sheer force of will of these women alone

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb ok, rude, one of us was trying to answer a question someone asked and one of us came in to call me a freak. reconsider ur choices on this day my friend

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@Nike_PS5 how are you gonna call out the entire male population of germany like this 🤭

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@giulia_ak

6 months

@_artsartsarts like so sincerely good for her

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@giulia_ak

6 months

@LauraLeeSTL @Loagz_Beatz @rats7 if the lease contains unlawful expectations those are totally unenforceable :)

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@giulia_ak

10 months

@seynique i don’t think you do honestly it’s just “baby meryl streep” “miranda” “maggie smith but american” “rosebud papa” “stressed out social climber” and “taissa farmiga”

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@Amara_deMachado @doye09 @lordtaylorvb i have to ask— what trouble one could get in on a plane where looking like a bum is gonna b a problem ?

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@giulia_ak

2 years

*shakes fist* they used to make movies for people to get fingered to in the theater!!!!!!!!

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@giulia_ak

9 months

@sighyam i made a bunch of videos for work abt indonesian food and they blew up (didn’t know about the ada indonesia coy effect at the time) and i was so happy bc they sent me back to eat more indonesian food and try what ppl had suggested and now it’s in my top 5 cuisines

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@clur19 no ive been telling my friend who wants to be a doctor that the main thing is i dont want u to give me the impression certain behaviors aren't normal just bc theyre bad for u, u dont need to make me feel like a freak to curb the bad behavior lol

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@giulia_ak

5 years

@kissmyelite some people jus have to learn that being skinny and having access to money to spend on (horrendously unethical) fast fashion brands is not in and of itself “being a brand” like fuck even lilmiquela has more intrigue than this girl.... AND LILMIQUELA IS A ROBOT

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb i mean that’s a given, silly, neither of us is in this man’s closet preflight hiding his sunday best. he’s still gonna wear what he likes regardless i just gave him a suggestion he asked for lmao

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@giulia_ak

5 years

@brooklynrwhite this is like that thing with the low rise jeans stop trying to make it happen it’s not going to happen

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@KimberlyNFoster my mom and grandma talked a lot about “aging well” meaning people like catherine deneuve who seemed to get little work done but now when people say aging well they seem to be implying just. looking the same as you did at 25 until you die

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@giulia_ak

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@ymmayer i think there’s different kinds of spicy that people build up different tolerances for. high intensity low sillage, the kind that sticks in the throat or in the sinuses… low level but lingering… i think if you’re used to one kind other kinds can feel “spicier”

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@A_B_Allen a good filmmaker should be able to see the technical merits present in seven samurai AND love island, not either/or

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@giulia_ak

2 months

@queasy_f_bby the one time i got an EKG the nurse grabbed me hard after the first go like “girl you need to RELAX it’s reading like ur about to have a stroke”

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@kyleaftrmth why did we all think this????

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@amazingasha @offbeatorbit yeah i get the feeling i’m far too northeastern to ever fully comprehend britneyposting… it’s an art i simply don’t have the background for

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@lilskoni @BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb 🥴🥴❕❕❕that’s the stuff

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb LMAOOO oh no!!!! it’s ok u good

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@LineGoesDown how is your father i’m losing it

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@djhunne @therealbismah it’s always the ppl who are most chill with the situation that end up getting the most fucked over, like i don’t want to be suspicious or aggro but it seems like the suspicious girls aren’t getting into these situations nearly as much

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@DatDudeJerome @WrongN1K thank god u didn’t pull up with that awful “school shootings” take that ppl always seem to bring up

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@icysilk witch was so good but tbh i think they did them kinda dirty in the tv show like look at how they were originally drawn

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@menaceari @darkgh0sts bro i have never seen this woman before in my life and i she’d a tear like wow good for her

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@giulia_ak

3 months

@offbeatorbit the ppl in your mentions acting like she’s some kind of lyrical genius when this is the same woman who wrote “now we got problems. and i don’t think we can solve em” LMFAO

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@LAVIDAPRADA TELL ME WHYYYY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AOC 💀

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@sighyam when i was in thailand i was actually sooo keen on this system it maximizes the amount of food u can try in one sitting !!

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@giulia_ak

5 years

@kolly40255084 @nomjinni oh SHIT that’s cinematic

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@CursedBalkanYT this is TIKTOK u charlatan

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@EddieStoneComic @miumiubaybe @parisandior fruit while you study = familial wealth?

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@lilskoni @BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb you do it first; it’s fresher that way

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@giulia_ak

9 months

@sighyam happily monching on as much klepon as they’d give me

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@1pinkfridayy the idea that anyone (with their limited experience) can assert with any confidence that they can “feel other people’s feelings” is absolutely disrespectful. no, you literally cannot. there is no way. what you’re doing is projecting your idea of my feelings on me. totally diff

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@ursickfantasy FIIIIIVE LOOOOBSTER BIIIIIIISQUE

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@giulia_ak

5 months

@ShenaeCurry this one’s mine

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@giulia_ak

5 months

@miri_yam_ yeah this is my take on it as well. it can produce a deep psychological wound and has for 1000s of yrs across cultures but still we have never come up with a good way to deal with it. i think it’s a social problem but not that a social solution would necc solve it

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@giulia_ak

11 months

@SOCHLSA @danishacarterr @criminalplaza nobody was talking about that fuck off

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@giulia_ak

3 months

i’m obsessed w this article but especially this part

Brian Merchant

@bcmerchant

3 months

This Australian data scientist has some thoughts about AI and the current state of his industry

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@giulia_ak

5 years

@ILoveUTigerLily @balis_nicky @MRKHvoice dude stop

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@dill_korsey people like this just think that a man having earrings or nail varnish or “funky” hair = interesting i am convinced these ppl don’t actually talk to their friends boyfriends

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@offbeatorbit me too, also because it lets me ask the pressing questions, like “who are all these spitters around christina aguilera who made her feel weird enough abt swallowing that this is how she talks about it”

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@bettinamak the ultimate fish motif outfit

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@giulia_ak

6 months

@Theswweet this kind of malice is so foreign to me like i’ve hated a mf but not enough to dedicate this kind of energy. even if they did me sooo dirty. like wtf lmao

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@ORlSHA @MarcoBlanco__ @Amara_deMachado @doye09 @lordtaylorvb i wasn’t flexing i just noticed that the reason i’ve probably never thought about it that way is because i’m white

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@giulia_ak

2 years

becoming convinced people on twitter have never struck up conversations w strangers before. there’s a way to do it and it works on here as well as it does irl but some of u people act way too familiar like pls

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@giulia_ak

7 months

@akabillposters @GoodPoliticGuy it’s the latter, i’m afraid

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@_wayneburkett idk, this idea that kids are Sooo hard to control is kind of fake sounding to me. i grew up in an apartment my whole life and my first complaint from a downstairs neighbor was enough for me to heel-ball-toe for a lifetime. idk what y’all mean kids aren’t stupid lmao

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@giulia_ak

11 months

@MikaAzel @sugarmucus @Space_b0y_ it’s a sandwich! first u put the burger on the grill. then u chop it up. and add onions n peppers. then u add the cheese and drop it all on a roll or a hero….. it’s a very delicious late nite snack here in gnew york city

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@moisturizeds this is SCRAMBLED EGGS??????? on what earth is scrambled eggs with stuff in it controversial

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@giulia_ak

2 years

in other personal news, my tiktok career has served me so well that a bidet company is sending me a free portable bidet bc i made a post saying i liked bidets and got mad excited when the girlies were telling me abt the portable ones

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@Boss_Babii_Bleu @lilskoni @BackBeastNotme @doye09 @lordtaylorvb me 2 i just go w the flow

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@giulia_ak

2 years

revenge clams: final frontier

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@dill_korsey this reminds me of the way people would use wokeness/woke language to hash out personal conflicts when we were in art school, like it couldn’t just be “i don’t like her” it had to be “she’s x-phobic”

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@giulia_ak

2 years

pics from the other day (they’re not pics they’re video stills, i look better in a moving image idk!!)

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@bitch_updates i wish whoever is handling him would just leave him alone

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@giulia_ak

3 years

why are the cops the ones whose taste dictates what art i do or do not see in the city

NYPD Chief of Transit

@NYPDTransit

3 years

Another eyesore gone courtesy of our Citywide Vandals team - here overlooking the 86 Street station (N-line) in Brooklyn.

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@glamdemon2004 photo spill

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@giulia_ak

2 years

obsessed with bags that are shaped like things that are not bags

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@giulia_ak

2 years

it’s so sad because shrimp paste on a green mango go crazy and white people just don’t want to lean in ….. i promise it’s tasty u can trust them…. very deliciouse…

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@sighyam

2 years

durian and shrimp paste are the two SE Asian foods that every non SE Asian have to film themselves gagging on for 30 seconds before doing anything with them 🙄 when SEA have an entire culture around enjoying/critiquing these foods aroma 😭

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@giulia_ak

2 years

i don’t wanna rain on anyone’s parade but pizza wasn’t invented until the late 1800s

Benjamin Siegel

@fakebensiegel

2 years

Presentation of pizza by Italian ambassadors to the court of Emperor Akbar at Fatehpur Sikri, Govardhan(?), c. 1600, private collection

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@Benjamin_Conway @CaucasianJames these are super fun actually! very memphis vibes very keith haring meets mondrian. unironically would get a print of this for my mom

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@WrittenByHanna WHAT!!!! is this video

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@giulia_ak

2 years

i love newyork

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@giulia_ak

4 months

@tacticalcoqette i showed this to my bf like “this is u” and he denied it so vehemently i may have to dispose of him

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@ThatsniceH @MarciaBelsky totally. i think i can be funny in conversation for sure but once i tried writing a joke and i just ended up explaining everything i knew about albanian sausages with no punchline

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@melissabreenx saying 1 in 5000 people have it and then in the same sentence saying that is “extremely rare” in nuts to me. on what planet is 1/5000 “extremely” anything

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@fuglibetty had this tweet open on the train and a man of this description was sat next to me. he said he liked what i had on my screen

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@giulia_ak

4 months

new clothes should be worth way more money, garment making/mending skills should be taught in schools, tailors and launderers deserve way more money

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@HOUSEOFDEVI

1 year

what’s a fashion opinion that’ll have you like this?

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@giulia_ak

4 years

golden girl golden j on her birthday

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@giulia_ak

5 years

@ILoveUTigerLily are you okay like do you need assistance or something

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@giulia_ak

3 years

sally took these pics yesterday.........

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@giulia_ak

2 years

now THIS is a dress!

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@versacesbish

2 years

emily Ratajkowski At the Vanity Fair Oscar after party

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@dill_korsey my bf told me i was objectifying myself by finding these drawings very #validating

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@giulia_ak

2 years

not my nail tech tagging my nails as #political LMAO i love that

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@Shangrito0 someone’s gotta be weird & im happy to do it 😌

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@giulia_ak

1 year

white people: we lost our two biggest hardest ships up in the arctic inuit people: nah bro it’s stuck in the ice pack like ten of us have seen it. we tried to help but it kinda looks like your guys are dying of lead poisoning wp: i guess we’ll never know what happened

The Rotund Dungeon Master #BLM

@BigSquishyDM

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White people: Where did the lost colony of Roanoke go? Indigenous people: They joined us. They were hungry, they were starving, and we took them in WP: The only clue was this mysterious word carved in a tree IP: Yeah that's us. They left you a note. WP: It's a mystery!

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@giulia_ak

2 years

the da vinci code is stupid as fuck but that won’t stop me from rewatching the movie for the tenth time

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@jerleshannaras @thaleea @catrionareilly9 @dianelyssa @Lilywritesspice @WrittenByHanna that’s bad dude that’s like YOUR history too sksljklsddjj

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@giulia_ak

2 years

@yashwinacanter god i can’t believe her reaction if i got this as a published author id piss myself laughing this is funny

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@giulia_ak

2 years

i’m sooooo embarrassed i didn’t post this when it published bc it’s a huge achievement for me but here we are !!! my special interests made flesh!!!

What We Do and Don't Learn from the Food Contents of Bog Bodies — Whetstone Magazine

People mummified in alkaline conditions offer valuable clues about what people used to eat, but there are limits to what that tells us about culture and ritual.

www.whetstonemagazine.com

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@giulia_ak

5 months

@_lanabelle illustrator ate her up with this one 🤭

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@giulia_ak

3 years

@thicctatorx are there any jews in this conversation or is it just gentiles using us as bait while also being aggressively antisemitic to do it ????? nobody said jews had big noses but you

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@giulia_ak

3 years

interview today please wish me good tidings the girl needs employment

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@giulia_ak

11 months

new set inspired by ancient detritus fossilized in amber

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@giulia_ak

1 year

@bartleby_era queen

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@giulia_ak

2 years

excellent piece if only for the expert use of the phrase “genital barnacles”

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@giulia_ak

5 months

my very first publication and it’s about a lunatic off tiktok pls read 🫣

BULLSHIT LIT

@bullshitlit

5 months

morning! here's the start of a story by Giulia Alvarez-Katz [ @giulia_ak ]! it is called 'Landscape PG County 05' and you can read the whole thing on the Bullshit site! []

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@giulia_ak

3 years

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@giulia_ak

4 years

@DinkMagic i knew someone who babysat for her once or twice (their siblings were in the same grade as her kids at school) and she said she had really interesting but delicious snacks

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@giulia_ak

3 years

this kinda day 🫁