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Me after listening to BRAT for the last 72 hours

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The way this video from 2018 gets more and more relevant as time goes on…..

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1 year

Hey diva—can I call you diva? Your insurance company denied coverage to slay this prescription. But don’t worry boots, your doctor can spill all the tea in a prior authorization. If that doesn’t work, we can always appeal mama.

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6 months

Overslept and missed my therapy appointment

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11 months

[Flight Attendant on PA System]: Do we have any arts administrators on board? Any non-profit knowledge workers?

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5 months

Him: “Are you stupid?” Me: “It’s that me espressoooo ☕️💅🏼”

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7 months

Just finished this wonderfully meandering memoir/cultural history—made me sad and reverent and hopeful all at the same time.

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5 months

The Tiktok live algorithm produces of renewable resource of devastatingly hot individuals

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4 months

Sabrina the teenage carpenter

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6 months

When a hot guy follows me back after I post face

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11 months

I worked this $99 H&M number for YEARS mama

Bridget 🎀❤️

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11 months

Let’s see a picture of you in suit.

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9 months

Why he remind me of @LolOverruled

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9 months

I would love to drink a beer with him

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4 months

Me explaining to my bf that we have to socialize with more gays in Brooklyn if we’re ever going to see Fire Island

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7 months

Which one of y’all is running social for the Russian and Turkish baths??

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1 year

Oh you went out all weekend? And you’re tired/lying to your straight coworkers?? Should we call Ty Sunderland?

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11 months

Carrying a 26lbs bag of litter 10 blocks so my cat has a comfy environment to shit in 💪🏼

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3 months

Just two boys of summer over here

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1 year

Scruff and frizz kinda maximizing their joint slay

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7 months

Good haircut let’s celebrate that!!

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5 months

Oomf got a cute boyfriend and stopped tweeting and I think that’s beautiful

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2 months

Wondering about whether I think I deserve commercial success

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2 years

@Cody_Wimmer Queen Latifah as Rhode Island Congresswoman Regina Bookman tho

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5 months

Finally appropriate weather to wear my Castro clone leather jacket 🙌

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3 months

365 hairy girl 😤

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7 months

He hated P U S S Y And I was fucking I N B I O

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7 months

Cosmo’s first road trip upstate 😸

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11 months

Sometimes I withhold likes for thirst traps if I feel you’ve already received enough validation

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1 year

I have to go to a straight wedding on pride weekend 🤡

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1 year

Let me kill these rats and serve bob

The New York Times

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1 year

New York City has found its new rat czar. Kathleen Corradi, a former elementary schoolteacher, will serve as the city's first-ever director of rodent mitigation. “You’ll be seeing a lot of me and lot less rats,” she said.

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5 months

New buildings can also be good!!

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7 months

Once I start smoking less weed, exercising more, reading more, spending less money on takeout, and find a hobby—it’s really over for y’all

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1 month

Found another boyf at the De Young

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4 months

This headline reads like a @jpbrammer tweet

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7 months

@mattranalletta V lines, back dimples, AND a trusting relationship with a cat?? That’s the complete package 😻

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5 months

Y’all mind if I love where I live??? Park Slope spring kinda unrivaled

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6 months

Some of you could never be a feline father like this

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1 year

Did you go to theatre school at the peak of Mumford and Sons popularity? You may be entitled to financial compensation

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1 year

I need to say something….

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Polo season already????

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8 months

My hair is so desperate for attention today like calm down

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2 months

Aye, these humid lowlands—the specter of the Dutch looms over this urban archipelago….

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5 months

New glasses for gay guy friday

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5 months

Just remembered how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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Clocking in and locking in

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3 months

Only pic I got before getting v inebriated at park slope’s own bk pride

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I was listening to Diet Pepsi as I took this

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6 months

Ah yes, the “app for gay friends” who just happen to be handsome beefy tatted dreamboats

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5 months

Everyone who lives in a turn-of-the-century-ass New York apartment building rn

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8 months

Maybe I’ll learn how to properly style my hair in 2024

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4 months

Dw hair cuttings are tomorrow

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6 months

I have to be the most aloof dark-featured white boy at equinox

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Doing my yearly Brooklyn Subaru dad cosplay

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Tipsy and high and eating good food

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@jaredais @Amtrak We don’t talk enough about how stunning the coastal views are on the NE corridor!!

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5 months

Greetings fellow pollen-sufferers

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10 months

Before I’m an American, I’m a @blizzy_mcguire fan

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5 months

Trying so hard to look into the mirror normally

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1 year

Drunk me loves this pose

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1 year

Boyf reveal 🥰

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Never forget when the Apple Maps car clocked my twink tea on the way to work in 2019

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Rebecca C. Lewis

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New: Gov. Hochul announces that she is deploying 750 National Guard members into the NYC subways to conduct bag checks, in addition to another 250 law enforcement members. She is also proposing a bill to ban people convicted of a violent crime on the subway from public transit

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My son

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1 year

@clintoris Come and take it

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Think before you speak—my closest laundromat is 6 blocks away You DON’T know everyone’s struggle🙂‍↔️ You DON’T know everyone’s story 😤

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1 year

Getting emotional about my street trees after some beer and weed

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gpoy

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Beard kinda hitting lately

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Cosmo is loving WFH August

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Roof glorious roof

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@WodyJalls Tell him I said:

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I can’t bend over in these pants

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Okay wait I’m actually hot

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Might I suggest you do not fuck with my sis

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Girl fuck you we hate you

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Happy Pride, New York! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Amtrak Northeast Sleezegional

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1 year

Beard inspection

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Oomf is too rich to be relatable but he doesn’t realize it 🤭

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Outgrowing most of my size medium gym shorts… *gay guy audience cheers* …due to my sedentary lifestyle and poor diet *gay guy audience boos*

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1 year

Clap IF you care

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Hey

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Grabbing lunch, y’all need anything??

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Omggggg it’s just like Looking

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Sleepy guys

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First ever trip to SF booked for late July

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Wow I just love fitness

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@anxiousdeluxe He can union bust in my—*gets hit by a bus*

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Cheeky run brought to you by the HEAT EP, thanks Tove and SG

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Greetings loved ones

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Greetings loved ones

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5 months

And in 2025 when he opens an occultist dance conservatory in Berlin? What then??

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Even my Face ID is confused. I'm transitioning...

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Live footage of me queering the east side

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Going to the Bronx for gay guy Friday

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4 months

Northwest regional modernist architect John Yeon your proportions too tough. Your mullion swag too different. They’ll kill you.

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