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@WodyJalls

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checking to see if my tweet got 2 or 4 likes this time

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chody

@WodyJalls

3 years

quote rt with a picture of your college library and a girl from your hometown with a vegan empanada business

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5 years

season 14 of queer eye, antoni teaches you how to make meth when you're on the go and everything tan gives you to wear is tucked in so much that you're actually not even wearing anything. bobby designs a new layout for the apps on your phone and karamo gives you a visa giftcard

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3 years

@scrowder this you?

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29 days

Can I pet that doggg

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1 month

touched the fence that makes you pose naturally

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11 months

Feels like I’m studying for a Jada Pinkett Smith quiz every time I log on

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21 days

first gay pic in my new gay house

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2 months

hey from this stall!

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26 days

wore the tank that makes you humble

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3 years

stepped in dog shit getting these cat pics

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1 month

pity party

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6 years

oh cool your dog’s name is Kona or Cody or Maggie or Winston or Daisy or Charlie or Rosie or Max or Buddy????? Welcome to New England where every single dog is a beautiful Golden Retreiver named Fenway that lives for 19 years.

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3 years

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2 years

i miss them

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1 year

She was adopted, not released

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‘Matilda’ was released 27 years ago today.

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6 years

most towns in america: we’ve got an awesome pizza place my hometown: WE ARE THE MOST IRISH PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY AND IF YOU FORGET IT WE WILL KILL YOU! THANK YOU EVERY COP! DUNKIN MEDIUM ICED CARAMEL SWIRL COFFEE! BOATS! EATING AT THE SAME FOUR RESTAURANTS! HEROIN!

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2 years

Huge day for your boyfriend’s five roommates

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2 years

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson has been renewed for Season 3!

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3 years

@lvl1critter this girl from my hometown with a vegan empanada business

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4 months

@lotionpt2 I so payul

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9 years

http://t.co/GY8u4D6G1r

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5 years

LA twitter showing up to talk about the quake

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13 days

found my calling

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@WodyJalls

1 year

Share a photo that changed your life

David Opie

@DavidOpie

1 year

Share a photo that changed your life

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1 year

Looks like I’ll be watching French Survivor

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4 years

when I see a gathering of more than 10 people

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5 years

when girls would cover their textbooks with the black and white male model abercrombie bags... miss that

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6 years

one taught me darts, one taught me ping pong, one taught me drinking. (my mom’s ex boyfriends)

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4 years

21 22 23 24. Thanks to everyone who got me to 25. But most importantly, happy last day of brands expressing their monthlong allyship towards the LGBTQ community before changing their logos back to their normal colors. You guys are the real ones! Anyway, let’s get me to 300k!

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6 years

my 6 year-old niece, Everly, just bought her first juul at the scholastic book fair! Congratulations Everly!

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5 years

me and my hot girlfriend who loves me for my communications degree from one of massachusetts' best public universities and NOT my looks

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4 months

Shrek so enthralling nobody’s sitting on the couch

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5 years

me: I would love benefits startup: this is the best we can do

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6 years

I don’t have the heart to tell the man in front of me at Panera that his shirt is inside out. or that I’m sleeping with his wife. and that their two sons like me more and think I’m “naturally funny.” and that we’re moving to Portland to be closer to her parents and sister #Panera

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5 years

jonathan's been dead for 6 years

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5 years

this is my re-enactment of softly smiling at America Ferrera as I pass her on Melrose

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4 years

Rush Day!!!!

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6 years

my dad saw OJ Simpson last night

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5 years

one time in college i asked a dance major if she'd seen black swan and she said, "you should never ask a dancer if they've seen black swan"

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@WodyJalls

5 years

just some reminders from me, your child

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@WodyJalls

6 years

yo wtf they just fell out of the bag like this

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@WodyJalls

3 years

🌸Happy Mother’s Day🌸 Thank you for keeping me humble and rich and never casting me in any of your projects, I am genuinely afraid of you ♥️

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@WodyJalls

5 years

if i were rich i would simply... shut the fuck up forever

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chody

@WodyJalls

10 years

When the girl in front of you in class googles silhouettes of horses>>>>

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chody

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3 years

2 years ago I got to hear those nine words every guy on the planet wants to hear. “You can sit in Brenda Song’s chair, she left”

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4 years

proud to announce I just passed Victoria Justice on one of my stupid walks and she IS wearing a mask

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chody

@WodyJalls

5 years

when i read for a role whose sole descriptors were a hipster who needed to charge his phone, i'd never felt more more responsible to represent both hipsters and people who need to charge their phone. but for real, watch @DollfaceOnHulu it's super sweet and really funny :)

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chody

@WodyJalls

4 years

just saw Avril Lavigne examining a dead jellyfish on the beach with her boyfriend. We wished each other a Happy New Year. Phenomenal end to a horrendous year ♥️

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chody

@WodyJalls

5 years

Happy Mother’s Day, Ashleigh. The boys miss you, please come home...

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@WodyJalls

4 years

I miss my old boss and her incoherent emails so much

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@WodyJalls

1 year

A message to the person who illegally uploads Australian Survivor to YouTube

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@WodyJalls

5 years

I just said “enjoy” to the person in line behind me to use the printer and am happy to announce I am officially retiring!!!

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chody

@WodyJalls

2 months

It’s an honor just to nominated for “worst tennis player in the world.”

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1 month

drank the Coke Zero that makes you shy

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1 year

And I didn’t earn a single penny @Oreo

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@WodyJalls

3 years

Smoreo was too hard for y’all? @oreo

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4 years

that redhead kid when he got into the same train cart as Harry Potter

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4 years

@SethAbramovitch I like when he realizes he doesn’t need a bat to break down cardboard

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5 years

I can’t tell if I’m the hot one or the funny one in boarding group 4

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27 days

No, you’re stoned at the American Girl Doll store buying your niece an itty bitty baby

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@WodyJalls

6 years

Do certain blood types taste different if you put them in the soda stream? Here’s what I found: A+ no A- no B+ no B- yes (orange) AB+ no AB- no O+ yes (lemon-lime) O- yes (diet cola)

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6 years

me showing up to your baby’s gender reveal party

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2 years

I miss my girlfriend who goes to a different school so much

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chody

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6 years

2019 is all about adding people you don’t know that well/ haven’t talked to in 8 years under your “close friends” on instagram stories to make them feel weird

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5 years

fixed it

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2 years

That’s an awful idea 💙

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2 years

Can we let children rule the world💙

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6 years

A really strong type of coffee called Evanesence cause it wakes you up and brings you to life and saves you from the nothing you’ve become

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@WodyJalls

7 years

Donald Trump's Presidency is like being forced to watch the "Scott's Tots" episode of The Office on loop. Copious amounts of cringe, endless second-hand embarrassment and feeling really bad for everyone involved.

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3 years

“I don’t feel like myself” - me when I’m hydrated

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5 years

sexy pool day but make it poor air quality

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6 years

regular me: - gets sad sometimes - can’t say no to a good time - has a slow metabolism - cute at times - has beef with Keira Knightley bitmoji me: - never feels anything - doesn’t speak/have an opinion - doesn’t need to eat - always hot - gets along with Keira Knightley

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chody

@WodyJalls

5 years

In the original script for Legally Blonde, Harvard was Cape Cod Community College and Paulette never went out with the UPS guy cause she dies of a heroin overdose. But the director thought it was “a little too real.” Also, Brewser was racist.

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chody

@WodyJalls

6 years

I know this sounds fake but I was in front of Mandy Moore at Starbucks today and she taps me on the shoulder and goes “hey I have this show out right now, do you mind telling everyone you know about it?” and then just left. Anyway, ‘This Is Us’ airs Tuesday nights on NBC at 8

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6 years

me after i shit

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@WodyJalls

5 years

one of my favorite energies is high schoolers from the northeast who go to Canada to legally drink at 18+ clubs on the weekend of their senior year

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6 years

a threat from mom

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@WodyJalls

4 years

Are you a Carrie, a Miranda, a Charlotte or a Samantha? I'm SUCH a Fern. no close relationships, likes to blend into the background, passive, has one friend named Arthur, always wearing purple with yellow, is in the 3rd grade, unemployed, two-dimensional dog.

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5 years

missing my valentine a little extra today

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5 years

the two things I remember from school

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@WodyJalls

4 years

tired: going to grad school wired: going to hunt down the two MIT grads who found an algorithm to match you with wine and forcing them to shut down their business

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@WodyJalls

5 years

I’m 24, unemployed and only a little scared. I just want to get lunch or take notes for people with glasses. I’m kind, neither short nor tall, and loyal. No task is too big for me except renting a car because I’m so young. #wgastaffingboost

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@WodyJalls

3 years

sometimes it only takes a global virus and an internet reality show to make a new friend @lotionpt2 🌸

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3 years

✨limited edition “Boston inspired” handbag ♥️ DM for price✨

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6 years

goodnight bag of brown rice that’s been in the cabinet for 11 months see you in the morning

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@WodyJalls

5 years

If you or someone you know has worn transition lenses in the last ten years, you might be entitled to looking like the goofiest motherfucker I’ve ever seen

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7 years

Happy #WorldTeachersDay to the underpaid and overworked humans that teach your stupid ass kids how to learn. They need more respect/money!!

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6 years

spent $450 on and this is what they sent me

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4 years

was just forcibly removed from my flight to Portland for not having this tattoo

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5 years

I think I have *the* look (white guy on SNL who gets fired after one season)

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5 years

of mice and men but george and lenny are played by the red and yellow m&m

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3 years

when the woman at Claire’s asks me which ear I want pierced first

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7 years

happy belated birthday, most people

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6 years

imagine doing long division on a piece of scrap paper rn

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1 year

2️⃣8️⃣

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4 years

my brother told me I look like a hungover softball coach aka employed

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6 years

temp agency: hey jody! :) we found a position we think you'd be PERFECT for! A small dental office 45 miles from you that specializes in custom denchers for old fucks is looking for a fat, ugly, assistant! it pays $3 an hour and doesn't provide parking. you'll only work saturday.

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@WodyJalls

4 years

POV: you’re my laptop watching me read my own writing