I think the best part of sharing my wedding pics on Twitter has been the multiple men explaining that a white dress symbolizes virginity and i am not a virgin. 🥰🥰
Raising sex positive kids means:
1. Teaching them about consent as early as possible.
2. Telling them that masturbation is normal and healthy.
3. Teaching them they do not owe their body to anyone, ever.
4. Teaching them the correct anatomical words for their body parts.
Protecting children means:
1. Teaching them comprehensive sex education so they don’t learn it from porn.
2. Refusing to have false beliefs that a child won’t, at some point, look at pornography.
3. Explaining that sex is normal, while giving them the tools to protect themselves
Sex is how adults play. It’s an opportunity for us to release our inner child and let them run free. It doesn’t need to have a ton of emotional implications. If we can restructure our understanding as sex as a form of play, we can release ourselves from shame.
It’s ok to have sex with tons of people.
It’s ok to have sex with a few people or one person.
It’s ok to wait to have sex until marriage.
It’s ok to have sex for money.
It’s ok to do whatever you want. it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks. It matters what you think.
A little girl at the restaurant said to her mom “oh my goddess look at that beautiful she looks like a princess! She’s so beautiful!”
And yeah, my life is made.
When are dudes going to realize we aren’t dressing for them, we’re dressing for other women. I don’t really care what you think about my wrap dress, Jonathan. Your grey sweatpants are a size too small.
A year ago my long-term partner abruptly ended things leaving me without my person or an apartment in the span of a minute.
This morning I’m sipping coffee in London after some morning sex. What a year it has been indeed.
Onward and upward.
Men, if you offer the hand of friendship to a woman with the intention of trying to get her to want more, basically trying to use “friendship” as a means of manipulation, please do her a huge favor and leave her fuck alone.
To the dozens of men who message me or tweet me about their “woman doesn’t need a vibrator” because they’re such amazing lovers....
Are you aware that you’re telling on yourselves or?
Look, I’m not saying Covid-19 means we should all masturbate more, but I am saying masturbation can boosts your immune system so ... take from that what you will.
OK! I can finally announce that I've been accepted into a very prestigious psychosexual therapy post grad program. In 2023, I will officially be a fully certified sex therapist!
I personally love when people are like “you have a drinking problem” - like, no shit, Jason, you genius. You seem so aware of that and not where to find a clit.
It’s ok if you masturbate.
It’s ok if you watch porn.
It’s ok if you read erotica.
It’s ok if you have fantasies.
It’s ok if you have toys.
It’s ok if you like BDSM.
What’s not ok is judging the sexual desires of others when it is none of your business.
Some dude on twitter asked if I were a lesbian or if I were straight.
When I didn't respond he emailed me to ask again.
So, let me set the record straight since the men who dont get answers feel they should follow up:
Here we go!
Mind. Your. Own. Fucking. Business.
@bambi_goodman
@The_Brave
Yeah women aren’t cars 1. And 2. We are not for sale. And 3. I think I can speak for all the women here when I say, we will pass on purchasing you. Thanks for playing.
Listen, my sweet angel babies. Being “good at sex” has nothing to do dick size, stamina, having vagina orgasms, or how kinky or not kinky you are.
Good sex is about enthusiasm, trust, enthusiastic consent, passion, connection and erotic intelligence.
Don’t listen to the lies.
It’s been weeks since I finished The Vagina Bible
@DrJenGunter
but I’m still trying to emotionally process and cope with the idea that our vulvas and general undercarriage areas are hit with a “micro spray” of urine and shit every time we hit the loo
3 reminders today:
1. Vibrators are not addictive. They do not cause nerve damage, make it more difficult to orgasm etc.
2. Masturbation is healthy and good for you.
3. Masturbation while in relationships is completely ok and normal.
What I know via my spouse
@cmclymer
(who is very hot idk if you’re aware) ... shit has gotten very real. We (my wife
@cmclymer
and myself) still love Elizabeth Warren.
I told my fiancé I have to lose 10 pounds before the wedding and he goes: No. if that juicy butt goes I will die. Your body is INSANE.
And that is why I’m marrying this freak.
Ladies, you can be an intellectual and love your titties. Empathetic and also edgy. A boss and a lover. Spiritual and a kinky ass dirty little skank, too! You really can have it all.
It’s ok to have sex with 500 people, 5 people, or 0.
It’s ok to masturbate.
It’s ok to watch porn.
It’s ok to be kinky.
It’s ok to have a fetish.
But, it’s not ok to be a Judgmental Judy when the private behaviors of consenting adults are none of your business.
Have you ever been into someone and then kissed them only to think, “Nope. Not for me”? Or maybe you’ve kissed a person and thought, “This person is super sexy, and I want to get it on.” There are concrete, science-backed reasons why this happens. (1)
Have a headache? Masturbate.
Can’t sleep? Masturbate.
Hungover? Masturbate.
Feeling anxious? Masturbate.
Back pain? Masturbate.
Cramps? Masturbate.
Horny? Masturbate.
Need a distraction? Masturbate.
Sexuality is weird and no person’s experience should be discounted.
I fell for a girl when I thought I was straight and then wrote it off for years as being a “fluke.” It took me until me mid twenties to realize I am hella bisexual and want to fuck all the girls. Oh well.
A video of me with a 3D model of clitoris was thrown off tiktok for violating community guidelines because this is the world we live in lol cool 🙆🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️
Sex is not is not inherently shameful. It’s only “shameful” because humans decided it was shameful.
If we decide it’s not shameful anymore and start talking about it openly, it stops being shameful. So, let’s start talking about it.
Instead of buying things you don’t really want to impress people you don’t really like, how about you buy a vibrator and have an orgasm so you can actually find happiness in yourself?
PSA: Your ex is an ex for a reason.
Don’t get sucked back down the rabbit hole of toxic bullshit because you are lonely.
Your mental health is more important than any text or email you plan to send in an attempt to clear your conscience or get closure.
Leave. It. Alone.
When people say things like you sexual partners leave energy imprints on you, or you have to embrace your divine masculine or divine feminine, or that you need to “cleanse” yourself from past lovers: That is just purity culture dressed up in sexier, crystal studded packaging.
Instead of blaming porn for unrealistic depictions of sex, have conversations with young people ABOUT sex and pleasure. Tell them about the clitoris, tell them about boundaries, tell them masturbation is normal. Porn isn’t the problem, our refusal to educate is the problem.
I can’t believe I have to say this again, but
DO NOT SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK TO A WOMAN YOU DO NOT KNOW UNLESS SHE HAS LITERALLY ASKED YOU TO SEND HER A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK.