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Award-Winning Author, Certified Sex Therapist & Sex Educator | Words all over 🌎 | 📚All The F*cking Mistakes | she/her/they/them)

London via the US & The Void
Joined November 2011
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
It’s very puzzling how dudes could think a vagina gets looser from fucking 50 different guys, but wouldn’t get looser from fucking one guy 50 times.
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@GigiEngle
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4 years
Turns out my top 3 hobbies are: 1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops 2. Going to nonessential businesses 3. Touching my face
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
I’m dying over dudes saying “dicks are different sizes” in response to this tweet. Like, YOU ARE CANCELLED. So. Fucking. Dumb.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
@Crypt0b0t Have you ever heard of childbirth? Vaginas bounce back from ANYTHING. Read a book. You are the reason we can’t have nice things.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
Update: he is mad :/
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
My husband woke me up with chocolate croissants and oral sex before 10am and I think it is going to be a very good day
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
@Axi0m13 thinks he has some really excellent logic over here. What do you guys think?
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
I think the best part of sharing my wedding pics on Twitter has been the multiple men explaining that a white dress symbolizes virginity and i am not a virgin. 🥰🥰
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
Advocating for women’s health even when carving pumpkins 👻
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@GigiEngle
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5 years
Raising sex positive kids means: 1. Teaching them about consent as early as possible. 2. Telling them that masturbation is normal and healthy. 3. Teaching them they do not owe their body to anyone, ever. 4. Teaching them the correct anatomical words for their body parts.
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Gigi Engle
5 years
Protecting children means: 1. Teaching them comprehensive sex education so they don’t learn it from porn. 2. Refusing to have false beliefs that a child won’t, at some point, look at pornography. 3. Explaining that sex is normal, while giving them the tools to protect themselves
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
2 years
Sex is how adults play. It’s an opportunity for us to release our inner child and let them run free. It doesn’t need to have a ton of emotional implications. If we can restructure our understanding as sex as a form of play, we can release ourselves from shame.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
It’s ok to have sex with tons of people. It’s ok to have sex with a few people or one person. It’s ok to wait to have sex until marriage. It’s ok to have sex for money. It’s ok to do whatever you want. it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks. It matters what you think.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
My sexual preference is Gillian Anderson in a tailored suit.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
A little girl at the restaurant said to her mom “oh my goddess look at that beautiful she looks like a princess! She’s so beautiful!” And yeah, my life is made.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
So it this guy 🤭 @Frameshift1080
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
3 years
vaginas smell like vaginas. They don’t smell like roses. They don’t smell like coconuts. They don’t smell like lavender. They smell like vaginas.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
This is dope
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
Men: I would never fuck a feminist! Feminists: That is correct.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
When are dudes going to realize we aren’t dressing for them, we’re dressing for other women. I don’t really care what you think about my wrap dress, Jonathan. Your grey sweatpants are a size too small.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
A year ago my long-term partner abruptly ended things leaving me without my person or an apartment in the span of a minute. This morning I’m sipping coffee in London after some morning sex. What a year it has been indeed. Onward and upward.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
Men, if you offer the hand of friendship to a woman with the intention of trying to get her to want more, basically trying to use “friendship” as a means of manipulation, please do her a huge favor and leave her fuck alone.
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
@pepijnnagtzaam @dmark2000 KEGEL BALL OR DUCK - YOU DECIDE
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
Can we see the study, please? I'd love to peer edit your work @thelocalyeti Any moms in the crowd wanna comment on this piece of utter trash?
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
Everyone, I give you the great word of Elo. Elo, you are canceled. @elojanis
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@GigiEngle
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4 years
To the dozens of men who message me or tweet me about their “woman doesn’t need a vibrator” because they’re such amazing lovers.... Are you aware that you’re telling on yourselves or?
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
Why date when sleeping and wine exist
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
@pepijnnagtzaam @dmark2000 Look, henny- put a duck up there and that Shit will be Fort Knox. Mk?
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
So many Women are magical, brilliant, sexy wonders and so many men are potatoes
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just not great
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
3 years
Congratulations to the open bisexuals who are out there living their best lives despite society’s deep seated biphobia 💙💜💓💙💜💓💙💜💓
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Look, I’m not saying Covid-19 means we should all masturbate more, but I am saying masturbation can boosts your immune system so ... take from that what you will.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
OK! I can finally announce that I've been accepted into a very prestigious psychosexual therapy post grad program. In 2023, I will officially be a fully certified sex therapist!
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
I personally love when people are like “you have a drinking problem” - like, no shit, Jason, you genius. You seem so aware of that and not where to find a clit.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
I love when you get your period is solves all of the emotional issues you’ve been trying to figure out for like a week
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
It is the year of our lord 2020. There is no excuse why anyone should be selling women’s workout leggings without pockets.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Masturbation 👏🏻 strengthens 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 immune 👏🏻 system 👏🏻
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
2 years
It’s ok if you masturbate. It’s ok if you watch porn. It’s ok if you read erotica. It’s ok if you have fantasies. It’s ok if you have toys. It’s ok if you like BDSM. What’s not ok is judging the sexual desires of others when it is none of your business.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
Some dude on twitter asked if I were a lesbian or if I were straight. When I didn't respond he emailed me to ask again. So, let me set the record straight since the men who dont get answers feel they should follow up: Here we go! Mind. Your. Own. Fucking. Business.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
@bambi_goodman @The_Brave Yeah women aren’t cars 1. And 2. We are not for sale. And 3. I think I can speak for all the women here when I say, we will pass on purchasing you. Thanks for playing.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
Sundays are for sex, bloody Mary’s, and pancakes
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Gigi Engle
5 years
Listen, my sweet angel babies. Being “good at sex” has nothing to do dick size, stamina, having vagina orgasms, or how kinky or not kinky you are. Good sex is about enthusiasm, trust, enthusiastic consent, passion, connection and erotic intelligence. Don’t listen to the lies.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
It’s been weeks since I finished The Vagina Bible @DrJenGunter but I’m still trying to emotionally process and cope with the idea that our vulvas and general undercarriage areas are hit with a “micro spray” of urine and shit every time we hit the loo
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7 years
“You’re not like other girls.” First of all, women are amazing
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
I picked a dark red for my nails and said, “like the blood of my enemies” and the manicurist didn’t even laugh.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Be a slut, be a prude, be vanilla, be kinky, don’t even use labels like that if you don’t like them or resent them. Do whatever the fuck you want.
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
@mommamaybemad1 Did his dick fall off after that burn?
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2 years
3 reminders today: 1. Vibrators are not addictive. They do not cause nerve damage, make it more difficult to orgasm etc. 2. Masturbation is healthy and good for you. 3. Masturbation while in relationships is completely ok and normal.
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@GigiEngle
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3 years
@cmclymer I’m sorry who did they poll? His family?
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Gigi Engle
6 years
Everyone should be with someone who loves them and loves giving them oral sex.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Boy, are you Corona Virus? Because you seem to be everywhere and no one fucking wants you.
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Gigi Engle
5 years
What I know via my spouse @cmclymer (who is very hot idk if you’re aware) ... shit has gotten very real. We (my wife @cmclymer and myself) still love Elizabeth Warren.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
2 years
Just a reminder that you are totally allowed to block someone on social media simply because they annoy you 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Gigi Engle
5 years
I told my fiancé I have to lose 10 pounds before the wedding and he goes: No. if that juicy butt goes I will die. Your body is INSANE. And that is why I’m marrying this freak.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Do all the men who message me to tell me I’m stupid and don’t know what I’m talking about know that they’ve never made someone else orgasm before?
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Gigi Engle
4 years
You can be a sex abuse survivor and still be a transphobic shithead. They aren’t the same and the gaslighting is really ridiculous.
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
@beansandcakes @KathyBurke I am crying 😂😂😂😂
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
"You shouldn't cut your hair! Men prefer it long." Me:
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
3 years
Treating a person’s identity as a phase is not only damaging to the person you’re questioning, but also to your relationship with them. Don’t do this.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
I’m so here for Elliot Page 🥰
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6 years
@TweetSaratoga Don’t @ me with your stupidity.
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Gigi Engle
6 years
Ladies, you can be an intellectual and love your titties. Empathetic and also edgy. A boss and a lover. Spiritual and a kinky ass dirty little skank, too! You really can have it all.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
1 year
It’s ok to have sex with 500 people, 5 people, or 0. It’s ok to masturbate. It’s ok to watch porn. It’s ok to be kinky. It’s ok to have a fetish. But, it’s not ok to be a Judgmental Judy when the private behaviors of consenting adults are none of your business.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
You guys, I just took steps to start my journey to becoming a sex therapist! And I got an interview for the program I want to join! 😍😭😍
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
3 years
I can’t wait to be a sexy hot vaccinated piece of ass
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7 years
“I don’t date feminists” We don’t date you, so?
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Gigi Engle
9 years
Ben Carson says being gay is a choice. If being gay were a fucking choice I'd be dating a hot ass woman and never deal with fuckboys again.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
2 years
Have you ever been into someone and then kissed them only to think, “Nope. Not for me”? Or maybe you’ve kissed a person and thought, “This person is super sexy, and I want to get it on.” There are concrete, science-backed reasons why this happens. (1)
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4 years
Watching this rocket launch from NASA is the sex life of so many heterosexual women :/
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Your bisexuality is valid.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
Have a headache? Masturbate. Can’t sleep? Masturbate. Hungover? Masturbate. Feeling anxious? Masturbate. Back pain? Masturbate. Cramps? Masturbate. Horny? Masturbate. Need a distraction? Masturbate.
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Gigi Engle
2 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now: but you’re really wonderful and a good friend and you have a great butt.
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Gigi Engle
6 years
Sexuality is weird and no person’s experience should be discounted. I fell for a girl when I thought I was straight and then wrote it off for years as being a “fluke.” It took me until me mid twenties to realize I am hella bisexual and want to fuck all the girls. Oh well.
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Gigi Engle
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A video of me with a 3D model of clitoris was thrown off tiktok for violating community guidelines because this is the world we live in lol cool 🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
5 years
You bet this bitch put “award winning in her fuckin bio. Own your wins, baby. Believe in yourself.
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Gigi Engle
3 years
Being “good at sex” is a learned behavior, not something we just instinctively know how to do.
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Gigi Engle
5 years
In case You missed my pumpkin
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4 years
“Joe Rohan is the Gwyneth Paltrow for men” is the most unbelievably en pointe thing I’ve heard in my 30 years of life.
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
@AmirTalai Jesus why did no one think of this before now???????? Fucking brilliant.
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3 years
Sex is not is not inherently shameful. It’s only “shameful” because humans decided it was shameful. If we decide it’s not shameful anymore and start talking about it openly, it stops being shameful. So, let’s start talking about it.
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Instead of buying things you don’t really want to impress people you don’t really like, how about you buy a vibrator and have an orgasm so you can actually find happiness in yourself?
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
6 years
PSA: Your ex is an ex for a reason. Don’t get sucked back down the rabbit hole of toxic bullshit because you are lonely. Your mental health is more important than any text or email you plan to send in an attempt to clear your conscience or get closure. Leave. It. Alone.
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Gigi Engle
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When people say things like you sexual partners leave energy imprints on you, or you have to embrace your divine masculine or divine feminine, or that you need to “cleanse” yourself from past lovers: That is just purity culture dressed up in sexier, crystal studded packaging.
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Gigi Engle
2 years
Instead of blaming porn for unrealistic depictions of sex, have conversations with young people ABOUT sex and pleasure. Tell them about the clitoris, tell them about boundaries, tell them masturbation is normal. Porn isn’t the problem, our refusal to educate is the problem.
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Gigi Engle
5 years
Do I actually love being dominated during sex ... or am I just a lazy fuck?
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Gigi Engle
4 years
Hot take: stop judging other people’s sexual choices and get a fucking therapist to deal with your projection issues.
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Gigi Engle
5 years
I can’t believe I have to say this again, but DO NOT SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK TO A WOMAN YOU DO NOT KNOW UNLESS SHE HAS LITERALLY ASKED YOU TO SEND HER A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK.
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Gigi Engle
2 years
I don’t think cis het dudes appreciate how much more sex they’d be having if they just took the time to learn to be good at sex
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Gigi Engle
2 years
She doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day, she wants you to tie her up and use her vibrator on her until she passes out
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Gigi Engle
2 years
Sometimes you want to be a strong independent woman and other times you just want to be a little squirrel collecting your little nuts for winter
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Gigi Engle
5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go masturbate
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Gigi Engle
5 years
Eating dark chocolate and watching Nancy Pelosi rip up Donald Trump’s speech in bed is self-care
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6 years
My therapist told me I masturbate too much. So I told her she clearly doesn’t masturbate enough.
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4 years
I want to be a good journalist and stuff, but if I have to write a piece about sex and the corona virus I will bust into tears
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@GigiEngle
Gigi Engle
4 years
Before you tell a woman what to do, have you ever considered going and fucking yourself instead?
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@GigiEngle
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6 years
I slept with a 28 year old guy who told me how his ex would come like 16 times during sex with him and I was like ... oh honey.
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Justin Lehmiller
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Heterosexual men consistently overestimate how often their female partners reach orgasm during vaginal intercourse.
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I know I’m not the only one who LIVES for the queen @cmclymer ‘s twitter roasts that start with “Sweetie,”...
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