Will @ghoul_alert Twitter profile

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Found the perfect book reading setup last night. If you even fucking care

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3 months

Still obsessed with my dad’s boomer friend who believes that “transgender started on 9/11. Two towers… two genders… gone…”

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2 years

Thinking about the weed cookie my friend made one time

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3 months

I love being bisexual. Feels so lazy to me. Like sure man whatever everyone’s hot idk

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Me explaining to my Gen Z friends that back in 2008 it was called “hipster” and not “indie sleaze”

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Hey could I get that uhhhh one of them fuckin uhhh gingle ale

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10 months

I didn't transition to look like Elliot Page I transitioned to look like Hank Hill and by god I will achieve my goal

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I love this shit. they're just some guys

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2 months

Weed store kitten!!! Weed store kitten!!!!!!!!!!

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11 months

Me logging onto Hinge

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2 months

Thinking of the time I was at a coffee shop surrounded by laptop people and the lady next to me was hunched over for 15 minutes typing at warp speed and when I sneaked a peek at her screen I saw she was writing a massive post on the Caroline Calloway subreddit

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1 year

R A W S A L E R T S

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1 year

🚨 #BREAKING : George Santos has just been arrested and changed with fraud and money laundering

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6 months

Wow!

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5 months

Found some pictures of a zine I made in college that was just file names of stock photos of women

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1 month

wangleberry

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1 month

What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off

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3 months

Captions for men

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1 year

We need to discuss this picture of me age 12 visiting NYC for the first time

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10 days

Bored which ex’s point of view should I read all my tweets from tonight

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2 years

It happened. It happened. I found the most banger license plate

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2 years

@aimeeterese

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@wolktress People were stopping me in the street saying where did you get that shirt and the answer was Sears lmao

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2 years

Sorry we can’t forget this one

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1 year

@mrwtffacts Financial literacy schminancial literacy this guy can have more fun in 10 minutes than any "grindset" people will have in their entire lives

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2 years

Me: I'm trans Society: ok Crazy Frog: ring ding ding daa baa baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba

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3 months

@NegativeGain You're talking to a trans person lol

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2 years

Ketamine is just indica cocaine

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2 months

You’re telling me buddy!!!!!!

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7 months

Had one edible and thought I asked my friend at the 7-11 “is it mentally ill of me to get two Red Bulls” but it was actually some random guy

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6 months

Can finally share this without fear of legal retribution!

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30 days

Told the bodega guy to “sleep tight”

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2 years

Sadly I cannot turn back time to 2017 and tell my friend to add flour to this cookie. I apologize and will do better

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10 months

[Throws dart] thinking you lived in a haunted house is [throws dart] main character syndrome and is [throws dart] holding back the anti-capitalist movement

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10 months

Finding out that 1 in 4 Americans truly believe they've lived in a haunted house makes me realize that there is an epidemic of Main Character Syndrome that genuinely needs to be addressed by any anti-capitalist movement that hopes to be successful.

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21 days

Sorry

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1 month

The train when you’re late to work vs the train when you’re on the way to something you really don’t want to do

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3 months

“The most toxic book is The Catcher in the Rye” no it’s anything like this

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1 year

They did plastic surgery on a dog

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Big is moving to Ridgewood

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9 months

Friday afternoon

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1 year

Why all transmasc clothing brands like "hey you little shrimp! Here's 9 more things to be dysphoric about that only our extortionately expensive clothing will fix. Oh you didn't realize you have a short torso? Well you do. That'll be $90"

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3 months

@MaximumGaximum I think she meant it destroyed the gender binary but she was also like 4 glasses of wine in so idk lmao

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11 months

He had a point

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1 year

Beautiful day out. Time to go transfag mode in the city of New York

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2 years

I love being disabled bc I’m like “being treated as a surplus population meant to be eugenics’d out of existence is a nightmare” and someone on here is like “stew is ableist actually”

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2 years

this thread is about why making your neighbors food without their prior consent is ableist

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10 months

New York Metro Weather

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10 months

Sunset in NYC on Monday is at 7:00pm. The sun won't set later than 7:00pm in NYC again until March 12th, 2024.

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1 year

Do straight men even like women lmao

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1 year

Without a doubt the most overrated woman in the world right now. She's pretty but c'mon. This is the definition of mid.

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10 months

This is what all discourse on here looks like to me

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28 days

85 degrees out

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8 months

@Noahpinion @_waleedshahid “America bad”

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8 months

The story of detransitioners indeed

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5 months

my friends: hey dude u good? me: for sure my headphones: Rilo Kiley – A Better Son/Daughter 0:35 ━❍──────── -4:00 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

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2 years

[Threateningly] it’s a party in the USA

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1 year

Me to myself after calling myself a dumb bitch in my head

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3 months

Cis ppl are funny as hell bc why did my friend think I was injecting testosterone straight into my veins

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1 year

On my way to purchase an edible and a sausage egg and cheese in 12 degree weather

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2 years

Yeah I live in New York and went to art school and live in a “cool” neighborhood. But I’ve got even worse news. I’m writing a novel

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6 months

Did my t shot on Christmas morning after being deadnamed 1000000 times

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2 years

Scrolling the Twitter feed like

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2 months

It’s giving

The Royal Family

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2 months

🎨Today, The King unveiled a new portrait by @RealJonathanYeo at Buckingham Palace. The painting - commissioned by The Draper’s Company - is the first official portrait to be completed since His Majesty’s Coronation. It will hang in Draper’s Hall in London.

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3 months

57 and sunny today

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1 year

I love ice cream shops. Everyone there has decided to get themselves a little treat. Perfect energy

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3 months

Found $8 on the ground. And I’m usin it.

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5 months

Parents: this is our daughter [deadname] Me:

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8 months

@mtl_itgirl

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4 months

Why do art openings just feel like this

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3 months

@Louneonn Thank you for this and god bless

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3 months

I hate myself and have no hope for my future and I look like a thumb [eats a snack] there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see,

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2 years

How I thought my transition would go versus how it’s going

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5 months

Every time I need a little chuckle I google Mac DeMarco's full name

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7 months

How it feels waiting for the Uber home at 8AM with your gay rave friends

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1 year

Terrorism Is Telling Your Coworkers Not To Use Slurs

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2 years

Embarrassed at how long I thought there was only one famous Francis Bacon and just figured he was a really smart guy

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2 years

Congrats on all the thinkpieces guys look what you did

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2 years

Good morning! Time for breakfast!

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5 months

I don’t think we’re discussing the existence of matcha flavored vapes enough

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1 year

Rejected from job again

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8 months

Gender transition has me looking like I’m in Trainspotting as of late

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1 year

T hittin so good I’m getting a got damn hairline

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1 year

9AM: ahh, a fresh new day! Time to seize it, to make it mine – much to do, much to enjoy – may it blossom into something wonderful! 3PM:

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@benshapiro

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@kittypurrzog

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2 years

Thinking about the zine I made in college that was just file names of stock photos

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2 years

Oof. Detransitioning now. I didn’t realize my transition wasn’t going in a way that you personally find appealing

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5 months

Why is there a Jennifer Coolidge photo from 1903 saved on my phone

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3 months

Yeah I’m good. Had to stop reading here bc I rolled my eyes back into my head so hard they got stuck there. Billing The Cut for medical costs incurred

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4 months

Had 3 coffees and a Red Bull and emailed the New York Times

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2 years

@JUNlPER

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Me before and after starting hormones

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@Jay_Sutherland_

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1 year

My Oppenheimer review:

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2 months

[To the tune of Sittin on the Dock of the Bay] 🎶 vaping in the bathroom at work 🎵

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9 months

Had a really miserable day on a boat the other day (small child kicked dead spotted lantern fly at me, tour guide had MFA in acting, I ate too many hot dogs) but the cherry on top was seeing this as we were pulling back into the pier

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God what I'd pay to be eight years old fully dissociating under one of these

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1 year

Whom else

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2 years

@richard_normal Everyone: [loses a shit tonne of money] Crypto dude: uh, our god is an awesome god

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2 years

@JUNlPER

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6 months

"Why have you been tweeting and deleting so much?"

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3 months

Just found some screen shots from when I was trying to write down my dreams immediately after waking up

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Jake Offenhartz

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The NYPD will send drones into the sky to surveil Labor Day gatherings, such as "a large party in a backyard," officials announced today. Privacy and civil liberty advocates say the "sci fi scenario" flies in the face of existing law.

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The surgeons opening up my brain for my lobotomy

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