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2 years

off to winter wonderland

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Genuinely impressive to be this much of a boring loser by the age of 25

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Meet the UK’s youngest MP. Selby and Ainsty’s new Labour member Keir Mather becomes ‘baby of the house’ at 25.

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clay ⛷️

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1 year

i liked when the boat was stuck in the suez canal more than the titanic explorer getting lost forever but whatever

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the voice in Michael Edwards head making him appoint Mourinho

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

4 months

🚨 EXCL: West Ham in talks over ambitious move for Ruben Amorim if David Moyes goes. Julen Lopetegui also assessed but Amorim current top target. #WHUFC said to appeal but unclear where they sit among 39yo’s options. Liverpool looks unlikely @TheAthleticFC

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8 years

"GERRARRRRRD"

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@Daily_Express

8 years

Christine Bleakley 'DUMPS Frank Lampard after screaming another man's name during sex'

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1 year

Sean Dyche next season

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9 years

happy birthday Kurt Cobain. I will never forget this music legend RIP

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5 years

the model for that pfa trophy

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8 months

14 hours 29 minutes until all the XL bullies in rescue centres are euthanised

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2 years

All it took for the blues to like one of their managers, was for him to be a card carrying member of the conservative party.

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2 years

MY FUCKING MANAGER!! #EFC

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7 years

the north/south divide is just whether or not you own this exact t-shirt. if you don't you're northern

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4 years

lest we forget

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3 months

fair play to her it's rare to find a 1 club man in this day and age

Laura Kuenssberg

@bbclaurak

3 months

But... don't forget Labour has to get a MASSIVE swing to get over the line, and anyone who's been knocking around for a few years will remind you that campaigns can change things - we'll hear from Starmer in a bit - keep up with @BBCNews and #NEWSCASTERS we'll be with you in a

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8 years

come back when your lemon drizzle has scored 4 goals in the first 20 mins against arsenal

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@Wintersonworld

8 years

BBC paid 200mill to retain rights to Match of the Day: 4mill viewers mainly men. Won't pay 25mill to keep Bake-off. 15mill viewers -women

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Charlotte Bayes

@CharlotteBHC

2 years

Just say chav mate you are fucking bursting to do it

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9 years

incredible how christians are the ones who have such an issue with exams moving for Ramadan. kids have 2 weeks off for chocolate eggs

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7 years

Corbyn is answering every single question in detail, baffles me how people think he's a weak leader but Theresa May isn't

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8 years

when you address the fans at a catfish & the bottlemen gig

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Katie Hopkins saying she's bankrupt, homeless, had to change her kids names and thought about killing herself

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5 years

Klopp needs to give milner a big american flag so pulisic wastes his time trying to stop it touching the ground

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10 months

Sent a work email before 9am this morning

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1 year

85k isn't a good wage

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1 year

Me when I tip 10% and the yank waitress comes up saying they don't have minimum wage

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6 years

Keita has been good for once, just shows that cyber bullying is right

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2 years

I hear there's a drought down south? I've just had my 5th bath of the day

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8 years

everton fans use chrome's incognito tab to watch manchester united goals on youtube

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1 year

Pep Guardiola started his journey at manchester city with just 2 things in his possession. A dream, and 2 billion pounds

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8 years

don't worry if you failed a levels, I failed mine & in the space of a year got 20,000 people to follow a twitter account where I rated toast

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3 years

society if brewdog and all its customers passed away

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2 years

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2 years

The girlies are making nurseries for their instagram rather than putting any colour in for their baby ffs

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@OfficialPLT

2 years

Everyone say hello to Bambi 🥹🕊️ Molly-Mae’s little girl ✨

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2 years

Such a waste, talk to your mates

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@BBCBreaking

2 years

Former Pope Benedict, who stepped down as leader of the Catholic Church in 2013 in a highly unusual move, dies aged 95

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2 months

Ian Wright at the end of this always floors me. He's spot on though but they stopped us saying it

George Scaife

@Scaife51

2 months

Always cracks me up at 50 seconds when Stephen Merchant runs away like that🤣🤣

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3 years

The Blur v Oasis argument can be settled by the fact Alex James has just been on Sunday Brunch saying a ryvita is the best biscuit

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3 years

When I first started flying, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

"I want to show and motivate young people." Travis Ludlow has just set the world record for the youngest person ever to travel around the world in a plane. The 18-year-old told @SkyNewsNiall what inspired him to soar to new heights ✈️

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4 months

Arne Slot. Send me your cranial measurements you old yakubian ape I must study you for science

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2 years

James Watt

@BrewDogJames

2 years

We are opening the biggest bar in the UK tomorrow with a capacity of 1775! Here is my little behind the scenes tour of the amazing @BrewdogWaterloo

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3 years

Nico rosberg has just casually said he used to piss his pants in the car on the grid rather than get out and go the toilet

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@finnandoalonso

27 days

I for one am shocked that a man who eats pie and mash at 6am is an idiot

Thomas Skinner ⚒

@iamtomskinner

27 days

@Jamie__Hunter Trust me he will see this. My tweets get hundreds of thousands of views. He will see this or his team will show him this.

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7 years

oh. my. god

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1 year

the shadow cabinet are mass producing these in a factory

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9 years

#EFC #MCFC

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8 years

Danny Dyer: acting history documentaries sport documentaries crime documentaries print journalism David Attenborough: animals

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8 months

Ben White looking tired after driving those 30 XL bullies to Scotland at the weekend

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2 years

Are Southampton fans singing the national anthem? Deary me

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5 years

best thing I've ever done was when I lived near London and some fella reading the s*n asked what train it was to Wimbledon. Put him on a train to Milton Keynes

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9 years

shag my arse you fluffy orange stripy bastard. bury your claws in my thighs. make me growl. frost my flakes

Frosted Flakes

@frosted_flakes

9 years

I’m all for showing your stripes, feathers, etc. But let’s keep things gr-r-reat – & family-friendly if you could. Cubs could be watching 🙂

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11 months

Fair play I didn't expect the stereotype of xl bully owners to be this accurate

Ed Campbell

@edcmpbl

11 months

“What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?!” XL Bully owners are absolutely raging

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3 months

Centrists allowed the nazis into power btw

Jonathan Pie

@JonathanPieNews

3 months

Ah yes, getting your political point across in the form of an assault. Always a good look.

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2 years

who remembers

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7 years

stalking a player on flight trackers and cctv is what makes us an elite club. when you win 5 European cups you give yourself that right

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3 years

This is so sad, can we get a gofundme going

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2 years

Too hot for mine in the garden, but the car boot is shady so I've put him in there and cracked the windows open a little

Dogs Trust 💛🐶

@DogsTrust

2 years

With temperatures soaring this week, here's a reminder on how to keep your dogs safe and happy in the warm weather 🌞💛👉 #HeatWave #UKSummer

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playing with the baby for an hour then handing him to his mum when he starts crying

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2 years

Well paid journalists who put 'working class' in their bio

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3 years

Christian Horner and Helmut Marko were on tv accusing Hamilton of attempted murder

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me inventing a new form of racism against middle class people and then not contributing a single thing to the discourse

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Personally I do not support England, but I completely respect that today is an important day for fans of clubs that have won fuck all

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imagine Richard Hammond as a kid, his mates getting soleros & him just tearing the lid off tins of spam with his teeth to show he's straight

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2 years

Messi lifting the world cup tonight while ronaldo blows his r*pist brains out in his hotel room

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1 year

Flew a 'white lives matter' banner over Burnley and is now in napoli on his own with ultras that want to kill him

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@BBCSport

1 year

A fan who travelled to Naples for England's Euro 2024 qualifier with Italy with an offensive banner about Diego Maradona has had their ticket cancelled by the FA. Full story ⬇ #BBCFootball #ITAENG

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You running the entire length of Africa mate?

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

1 year

Who reckons I’ll complete my attempt to become the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa?

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Everton

@Everton

2 years

90' Wolves score. 🔵 1-2 🐺 #EVEWOL

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"it was revealed that an eight-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake, and trapped alone in space with the monster."

Richard Branson

@richardbranson

3 years

My mission statement is to turn the dream of space travel into a reality - for my grandchildren, for your grandchildren, for everyone. Watch the launch of the next space age at 6 am PT | 9 am ET | 2 pm BST on @virgingalactic #Unity22

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My morals when Qatar spend half a billion on a new midfield for liverpool

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Trent on the bench watching this Connor Bradley monsterclass

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5 years

got my first tattoo, absolutely love it

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4 years

Say what you like about the pubs being opened, but they're keeping these nonces away from the school gates

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2 years

Me when Sir Lewis Hamilton turns verstappens car into scrap metal at monza

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1 year

People who enjoy this show need opening up for medical science

🐸 A(la)nna 🍄

@strangeannamaul

1 year

Omigodohmigodomigod Pep Guardiola said the thing ! He said it 🥹

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5 years

If Rodgers takes points off them on Monday I will tie a ribbon round the dog and hand it over to him myself

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when you see a goth

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I'd argue following the most powerful person in the world is less indicative of someone's morals or political views than the fact you're in the US army.

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3 months

Me in the staff room if I had to listen to these accents all day

Nooruddean

@BeardedGenius

3 months

Some of you lot are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for this. I hope you’re happy

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2 years

in other words:

Moby

@Mobyhaque1

2 years

"They (LFC) are going to need a midfielder,an 8 who can get goals, who can get double figures. They are heavily reliant on front 3 or front 5 if you include Jota & Firmino. But you always need one of those midfielders that's going to get in the box & get you goals."- Stevie G

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4 years

thank you the nurses

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8 years

when you love butter

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@tankiejack They don't want to pay for pensioners, that'll be much easier if everyone dies before they retire.

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disgusting to joke about Coleman's injury, the lad was in pieces. three by the look of it

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8 years

when marcos alonso empties his pockets at the end of the match

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Clare Balding is on 'who do you think you are?' here. she's just found out her great grandmother was a megabus

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5 years

How is this any different to plastic flags

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9 years

Margaret Thatcher isn't waking up to presents this morning because she's dead. Merry Christmas

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hearing rumours Kay Burley's been spotted down at Westminster Bridge scavenging for body parts and planting foreign passports

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me: I wasn't a big fan of Derek Ricky Gervais: HAVE I OFFENDED YOU me: no it just wasn't funn- RG: I can see that you are offended, sir

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8 months

if you go to a restaurant in europe they don't even have sunkist peach packet 3 pumps of cherry syrup and 1.5 pumps vanilla almond syrup on the table for you

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@BornAKang

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Damn at this point it ain’t even water anymore

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this banner has been hung from a bridge on the M62 by manchester united fans #MUFC #LFC

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2 years

Anfield almost completely silent, thank goodness we'll never hear a Hillsborough, poverty or bin dippers chant ever again!

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gerrard in the changies at half time

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2 years

Because it's bullshit, hope that helps 👍

PS UK

@POPSUGARUK

2 years

♉️ Why Do Straight Cis Men Seem to Hate Astrology? While some of the most successful astrologers are men (big up Russell Grant and Jonathan Cainer), astrology is typically seen as a women's club.

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#DeadlineDay

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2 years

He's scored in every knockout game and Cristiano Ronaldo can't enter the US

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1 year

so funny that men are going in asking for a cute nose. We used to hunt for our food

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they done fucked my man up like😭

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8 years

Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke according to her spokesman Lord Bell

Ernest

@ImJustErnest

8 years

Ladies what this face mean?

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so apparently the bees are dying. proper jealous

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8 months

I had to go to alder hey last night, could not attend and the club would not let me give my ticket back so I lost £32 and a match credit 👍

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@BBCMOTD

8 months

🗣 "Give your ticket to somebody else". Jurgen Klopp said he was "not overly happy" with the atmosphere at Anfield during Liverpool's 5-1 EFL Cup win over West Ham. 😬 #BBCFootball #LFC

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Can't wait for the away leg, just city fans shouting at each other to be quiet and show no emotion. wonderwall playing. guardiola shaking hands with every single police officer in Manchester

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