Little caesars and tap water is good as fuck when enjoyed with cherished friends knowing it will nourish your body to live another beautiful day of love and purpose
@jakebrodes
One time me and some of my friends were already almost blacked out and we took a wok and poured whiskey, pbr, and whole milk into it and then we passed it around and drank from the wok. Extremely chaotic night
@h0mmelette
this shits so potent it'll *reading package* pulverize your body and reduce it to carbon dioxide and water vapor in less than one millisecond
@baalhisses
@jakebrodes
if one of us had been genius enough to suggest we all lap it up simultaneously like kittens i guarantee you we would have done it
Bugs should all have cell phones. Can you imagine being able to call any bug on the phone. I know phone numbers would have to be 30 digits long but it would be worth it.
@h0mmelette
Literally i saw this on tumblr yesterday and spent 15 minutes trying to track down the tweet because the twitter search function just wasnt working
This Smith college girls cyanotype tee for
@h0mmelette
kinda turned out much worse than what I was aiming for but this is still kinda sick in a shoegaze album art kind of way
@north0fnorth
This was obviously a discussion about right to repair and user servicability but whatever, dunk on them for easy clout i guess nobody knows how to read anyways
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
cum, vibes, mcdonald's sprite, hegel, anime, bernie, tony soprano, dogs, ketamine, the joker, ass.
These are the only things that exist, sorry I don't make the rules
Many of you will never know what it feels like to come home to a beautiful woman waiting for you to join her in the bath. This is what they took from you.
If you're a man who has a good relationship with your father I could break you psychologically in less than 5 minutes it would be like a scene from Saw
Cum is vegan. I don't really care if a man is like "where's all the cum I've been making !!?!?!?!?????!!!" They probably get over it really fast. Their brains are very small
Honey is vegan. I don’t really care if a bee is like “where’s all the honey I’ve been making!!?!?!?!?????!!!” they probably get over it really fast. Their brains are very small