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Murray Garwood

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3 months

Is there a more vile excuse for a human being on the face of this planet? I think not.

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2 months

@vanillaopinions Maybe cuz KH actually has something to say that voters might care about?

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@GianmarcoSoresi Trying to explain to my 96yo mom’s doctor, “she’s been saying this stuff since her thirties”, and getting a nervous laugh in response.

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@jules_su After 40 million views. So, at least no damage was done.

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@Megatron_ron Welcome to Netanyahu’s America!

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@RonFilipkowski He should be grateful that there were no handcuffs.

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@Canaansdad1987 Sorry Scott, no. He’s an evil POS who knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. Idiots have an excuse. He has none.

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@ShaiDavidai Terrorism is an ideology. You mean the ideology of the Haganah? The Stern Gang? Those who bombed the King David Hotel? The ideology that your state is founded upon?

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@UnniHundhammer Can you help us get resident visas? Asking for 81 million friends.

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7 months

@ChrisCoons Your heart goes out to the victims, but your votes and your appropriations go out to the perpetrators. Looks like your heart is not one of your most effective body parts.

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@esjesjesj “I love the poorly educated.” Clearly the strategy is working.

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@RadishHarmers I’m older than you (promise!). He was an evil shitbag then, and he’s a senile evil shitbag now.

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@notcapnamerica They left a group. They haven’t let up on their commitment to a free Palestine.

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@BeschlossDC CrowdStrike still resetting. Instructions from Moscow can’t get through

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@river_is_nice As a former resident, let me say you can easily get around the drinking thing. Slavery? Not so much.

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@katewillett Umm. . . Whose country was stolen, Brianna?

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@HannahPosted Still waiting for them to figure out the recipe for ice cubes.

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@ShaiDavidai So the Hitler Youth protested against genocide? Interesting take on history.

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@kodstrangeer @M87492096 Gotta say, this one really hurts the most. Sooo disappointed!

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@almaforarizona @Claudiashein Funny, I thought that religious purity tests went out with the Spanish Inquisition. Leave it to Zionists to revive history’s most hateful traditions.

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@Eric_Biggz @thedesertginger Forgot one

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@ighaworth Who knew that LGBT people don’t like genocide? Bummer, huh?

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2 months

@MadridXtra I know that Madrid has a semi-arid climate, but I’d be surprised if a massive humidifier is really the best solution.

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@TaraBull808 “Us” being rocks and trees, of course.

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@ungerbn103 Stay livid my friend

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@socialiststeve6 @BadKitttyMeows 98% of the 99% truly believe that they can eventually join the 1%. Kool-aid only costs 13¢ per ounce.

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@meiselasb Her best idea yet. Let’s throw away the key!

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@JoshuaPHilll @nycharges Living proof that someone can be incredibly annoying, and still stand for everything that is right (and righteous).

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4 months

@atensnut Javier saved Brazil by running for Argentine president. Trump will save America by running for president of Haiti. #MHGA

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@Scott_Wiener Saying Zionists describe a large majority of Jews is like saying klan members describe a large majority of White people.

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@realTuckFrumper Poor dear got it confused with the Epstein visa.

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@ericmmatheny This guy has “attorney” in his bio. Impersonating one, or maybe playing one on TV? The former is a crime, the latter is better left to Raymond Burr

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@theliamnissan That Motel 6 on Staten Island is going to be devastated.

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@BladeoftheS But at least Brexit saved us from foreigners. Did I get that right?

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@Aurorraz_ @AstuteAds Dr. Mengele, the practicing Lutheran, has entered the chat.

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@JodiePP1948 Three things I miss about living in Britain: Cuban cigars, Hobnobs, and calling a c*nt a c*nt without the *. Love ya Jodie!

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@jennycohn1 Someone’s swastika is showing.

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@AgentSelf99B Sadly, they’ll wear this as a badge of honor. Just like the diapers and the ear napkins.

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6 months

@kthalps How can any student feel safe on a campus that allows dancing and clapping?

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@VoteRandyFine Take it from this Jew: They were being kind! You deserve much worse.

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@MichaelRapaport @IDF Michael, you didn’t finish your sentence. What happened? Mossad didn’t Venmo the full price?

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@_iamblakeley Hey fellow NYers, let’s make this easy. There are 5576 grocery stores in NYC. Avoiding this

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@JasonMillerinDC Who knew that counting could be so hard?

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@MichaelWatsonMS Mississippi’s new pitch for investment: “If you want to falsify business records in furtherance of a felony, you’ll have a home in Mississippi”

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@austinahlman So now I’m really confused. Fetterman has turned antisemitic? Mass outbreak of the fantods at AIPAC HQ tonight.

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4 months

@stevesilberman @Johnfm2 @AP Sadly, Leni Riefenstahl couldn’t be there to film it.

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@Themattcar @WordMercenary A grand wizard:

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@OldManLefty1 Rod Blagojevich was 15 years ahead of his time. Just give the office to the highest bidder.

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@AmandiOnAir Problem solved!

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@Murp1953Tim You kids! I still dream about the smell of burning whale oil. Those were the days before the woke agenda.

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Murray Garwood

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@MondaireJones @RyeGSL Note to @actblue : How do I get my donations to @MondaireJones refunded? I want to report a fraud.

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@MattOsterndorf Oklahoma: Work conquers all. Sounds a lot like Auschwitz: Arbeit Macht Frei. Coincidence?

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@Sarahjdublin Nothing to feel special about. They hate everyone.

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@davenewworld_2 Dismissed from the swim team sounds a lot like “no more screen time for you tonight”. Give the school credit, they know how to avoid over-reacting. SMH

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@jimstewartson They should look on the bright (sorry!) side. The lighting guy was never going to get paid anyway.

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@Super70sSports A Boy and His Dog. 1975 film set in 2024. Post-apocalyptic comedy.

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@JordanUhl @CynthiaNixon , I think your time is finally coming. Ready for another stab at it? (I hate to beg, but…)

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@DougJBalloon Be honest, did you steal that from Nate Silver?

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@ianbremmer And the way Americans pronounce bruschetta.

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@i_iratus @reformparty_uk Just a sartorial note: never trust a man whose ear panty liner doesn’t match his tie and pocket square. My daddy taught me this years ago.

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@realTuckFrumper Mensa has entered the chat.

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@NovElection2024 “Trump’s record”is a euphemism for rap sheet

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@bluepashminas @katewillett Yoo-hoo! Mayor Adams, you awake? Where’s your anti terrorist squad when we need them?

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@ArtCandee Tourists can be so annoying!

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@DearthOfSid @Omar32454649 Congrats Israel on implementing the most effective recruitment campaign for Hamas that anyone could have possibly imagined!

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@ThatEricAlper

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@MarkoSilberhand

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@BladeoftheS Hold my Manischewitz Concord Grape Wine

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@realTuckFrumper So now she’ll get 99% of the NYC vote. Eric Adams has the political instincts of a used Kleenex.

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@ScottHech @MaurerLight The problem with libraries is that they don’t know how to intimidate, harass and arrest innocent college students. Priorities!

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@lizskalka They’re just proud of not being from Ohio.

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@Ayaan “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” Joseph Goebbels She’s learned her stuff from the OG.

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@TheWapplehouse Lots and lots of this

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@GianmarcoSoresi “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.” Edmund Gwenn

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@leekern13 As Jews, our recent history teaches us to despise fascist genocidal regimes. This is why we must fight against the Zionist obliteration of Palestine. Lebensraum was a hideous policy then, and it still is today.

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@kenklippenstein @thematthewcooke He’ll be so angry that he might even express “concern”. That’ll surely make Bibi quake in his boots. Not.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS How about: Sweet young man gets the thrill of a lifetime.

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@realTuckFrumper Who decides in August? Someone trying to strong arm an admissions officer?

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@MediumSizeMeech They should title this episode ‘The Chloë Cringe’.

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@RichardAngwin @AOC I worship this wonderful woman! I just hope I live long enough to see her replace Schumer in 2028. Seeing her elected president in 2032, I’ll leave to my progeny, assuming they’re lucky enough.

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@NoContextBrits Quality, not quantity

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@BSmithBenS Even the silliest porn movies have more realistic dialogue.

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@PresidentIRE Indiana Pavlou and the Tibetan Buddhist demon temple of doom.

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@AjAqrabawi @ZionistsofX Bill Ackman: “Some of my best friends. . .” Where have I heard that before?

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@caitoz @Edmcma That unmistakable look of sadness when trying to start a riot, and no one wants to play.

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@kisstheblade_ I read this and can’t get Kenneth Mars (The Producers, 1968) out of my head.

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@KellyScaletta Spent the whole summer of ‘68 singing “I’m your penis . . .”

Shocking Blue - Venus (1968)

A goddess on a mountain top,Was burning like a silver flame,The summit of beauty and love,And Venus was here name.(CHORUS)She's got it, yeah baby, she's got ...

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@JakeLangJ6 Don’t drop the soap.

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Here are his “rope lines”

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@katewillett @TrackAIPAC And keeping those jobs manufacturing Israeli bombs in America!

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@GMB *FEWER engagements! English is a wonderful language, if only our broadcasters could figure out how to use it.

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@Gapeach_3102 @pb_murph Your “jewel” received exactly 10% of the vote in New York County in 2016. TEN PERCENT!! Obama probably did better than that among Klan members.

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@ybarrap Did it go to Michigan GOP Total Landscaping?

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@GudTroubl2 @OldManLefty1 God knows these families deserve healing. But that’s not what this is about. It’s about making sure that no one profits from hideous lies about their suffering. If they do, there will be consequences. Sometimes justice works.

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@DrKarimWafa A lifetime supply of Kleenex.

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