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9 months

the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

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gender reveal over the city of las vegas today. looks like they’re having an italian 🤌🏼

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the band behind shane gillis not laughing at all makes this hilarious opening monologue even funnier

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kesha: wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy me:

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shane gillis: gives absolutely hilarious opening monologue the female band member right behind him:

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Lamar Jackson in the playoffs

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cowboys fans hearing dak yell “YEAH HERE WE GO” down 25 points in the second half to jordan love and the packers

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@filmstofilms_ “looks great”

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@RGIII @jakepaul jake paul is incredible at finding bums tryin to make some money

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so there’s this guy named jersey jerry and he’s live streaming doing a golf simulator until he gets a hole in one. it’s been over 24 hours and he’s still going. anyway, people are starting to say he’s an american hero

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watching sydney sweeney on SNL like

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the italian smoke signifies olive garden has chosen a new manager

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if they make zyn illegal someone’s just gonna break bad and sell it on the streets. a heiZynberg if you will

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the beacon is lit. texas calls for aid

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3 years

absolutely DO NOT let this young man around your girl unless you trynna be single

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@abbyinthealps man i’d be hammered all the time too if i had fans like that 😭

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detroit lions fans watching their team blow a 24-7 lead against the 49ers with brock purdy as their qb

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@LasVegasLocally i hope he gets 86’d from the whole city

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cowboys fans: dak got that dog in him the dog:

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they couldn’t do this in new york because of the history

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community notes put peta in a body bag

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@dddrop_the_lace when you go “deserving” over “best”

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me any time i see a picture of sydney sweeney

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@danorlovsky7 you watched the usa panama soccer game too huh?

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alabama fans seeing nick saban has retired

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@dyingscribe the people just tryin to shop

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@shoe0nhead 🥴🥴🥴

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I found the clitoris !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

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@Iex0rangecounty true story: my uber driver in london said ‘come along jenny’ to me and I didn’t respond cuz what the fuck does that mean I couldn’t fall asleep later that night cuz I realized he was asking ‘come a long journey?’ and I felt bad for ignoring him

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@shoe0nhead what they wanted: 🎶look at this stuff, isn’t it feet🎶

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@Raiders being a raiders fan is so fun

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@stclairashley @rainnwilson rainn Wilson after reading this:

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@TheoVon this makes perfect census to me

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@JoeKassabian hope she sees this!

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michael penix jr in the championship game

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@TheGhettoGronk how i imagine you felt after posting this

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@PardonMyTake 😭

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gonna tell my kids this was @AOC

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@FLAWLESSTJ0HNNY @Bornakang might finish what?

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*some members of the band not laughing at all (i stand corrected in the replies)

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the drake and kendrick lamar diss tracks are both good but nothing will ever top this

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@ZubyMusic rare zuby L 🥴 someone who made all their money by coercing women into doing porn, legal or not, is not someone to look up to

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@barstoolsports isn’t that where this guy graduated

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trump announces jd vance of vance refrigeration for his vp. excellent choice

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@IsabellaMDeLuca @miakhalifa i’m calling the police i’m almost positive burning someone this bad is illegal

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@poptart117 if high noons are gay then i’m barack obama

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@stclairashley Vivek: biggest winner Pence: biggest loser Christie: biggest

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washington fans seeing the news about deboer to alabama

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@knowlesvatoo @BarryOnHere doubt that. i’ve never even heard of her and i listen to all types of music

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logging in to see the raiders officially hired antonio pierce as their head coach

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@EverythingOOC oh no

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a gorilla wouldn’t last 20 seconds with a grizzly bear

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bills fans watching damar hamlin not convert the fake punt with a trip to the conference championship on the line against the chiefs

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@PardonMyTake james madison wrote the constitution for times like this

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Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

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Jesus was also found guilty

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@_jackmcpherson yes i can charissa

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Imagine putting in all that effort to birth a child but then it’s just Keith Olbermann

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@bethanyshondark Imagine putting "homeschool mom" in your bio and not understanding you've just ruined the lives of five innocent children

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@barstoolsports @BSMotorCity this guy been 🎶 waiting all day for Sunday night 🎶

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@RGIII I want them to lose for the right reasons

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@BeccaBeckery @BurgerKingUK the time spent typing this could have been used to make a sandwich

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@cliff_ohio racists watching him play like

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@MyTimeToShineH obviously

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travis kelce volunteering at a nursing home in the off season

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@ShitpostGate free palestine

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@_notme_s mostly the girl to his right you can tell she hates it

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@stoolpresidente people are saying they’re the best team since the 22-23 Georgia team

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@hyperfocal @LadyJessMacBeth mama mia

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proud of this

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me watching all my fellow nerds like and rt my stupid lotr meme

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@Slatzism doubt

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@barstoolsports @JerryAfterDark people are saying he may be the greatest athlete of our lifetime

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@Donut_tweetz gonna do this but to protest the celtics winning the finals again

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@AnneFromMaine @RyanShead someone come tell your grandma how online shopping works

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*adds taylor lorenz ratioer to my bio

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about to bet my house on this

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@SydneyLWatson @EndWokeness her and her dwarves

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@ShitpostGate

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@stoolpresidente @chamath

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@Sodangfancy100 oof, my friend in Canada texted yesterday said a bunch of people in their area getting laid off too because of it. that sucks

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I refuse to believe people actually think a smaller, weaker, slower animal like a gorilla could beat a grizzly in a fight

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special counsel: biden has dementia me:

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biden’s america

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i’m a man of my a word. the only authentic italian pizza place open right now

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logan thompson tonight #VegasBorn

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this is gayer than having sex with a man

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i hooked up with this girl at an apple orchard and came in cider

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not even red lobster is safe from biden’s america. RIP cheddar bay biscuits

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@barstoolsports nah it’s a banger

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@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets the bills:

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@jeff_murphy23 mama mia

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me getting removed from the movie theater for barking at sydney sweeney

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@DallasStars I’ve always respected Dallas. Our very first hockey game came right after a very tough time for our city and y’all were extremely gracious hosts. One bad night with a few bad fans doesn’t change that