Oriaku @galscoutzkukiz Twitter profile

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Oriaku

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2 years

The grip on babies can crush your phalanges to a pulp so this isn't even that surprising tbh. Toddlers should be classed as a health hazard, damn. 😂😂

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4 years

Josh2funny summer Collection.😍

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2 years

Nobody: Samson on IG every half hour:

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2 years

Who in the bible woulda been a content creator

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4 years

If I was an Otedola, I'd sue this publication for every dime they will ever make, wreck the company, burn it to the ground (figuratively of course) and pack up the ashes just to make sure no dirty Phoenix is rising from no stinking ashes... and then donate the money to charity😊

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4 months

After almost a decade of putting it off, I went back to school. I have finished. To Jesus be my glory 🤲🏾

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2 years

@thefvnta If Baby shark was a person😂

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4 years

As a young lawyer, I 1. Bought Amala (to exact spec, otherwise, you will go back) for boss on a norm. 2. Picked up kids from school 3. Attended PTA meetings 4. Gone to Gbagi to look for birthday material 5. Picked up husband's dry cleaning All on the robust 'allowance' of N3,900

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2 years

@NOlaPussyGLITTA So...the cast of Boss Baby?🤔

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4 years

Someone really asked me if I had fallen on hard times because I moved to the mainland from the island. I was confused for a whole 60secs.

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4 years

Lagos has an unnecessary classism problem, both online and offline.

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4 years

@taofeeqxx @umainahh It's because the caretakers have slowly shown that there's more than enough and they will make sure everybody WILL get, so many people don't need to hoard anymore. Now I understand why ppl from other countries behave themselves. Here, they make you fight for EVERYTHING!

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Oriaku

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3 years

@Johnny_Bright_ @adenikeodubawo Sorry that you are not convinced, Chief Juror. In the future, we will tender more credible evidence before you and the entire jury to convince you that the person telling her story did not fabricate a story just to get you to believe her, Chief Juror sir.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Grandma e ye puro! Been to Egypt multiple times, always travelled out of state. My people there go across Egypt all the time with no one bothering them for a permit. For some1 with such a delicate portfolio, this is a very irresponsible tweet that reeks of incompetence #EndSARS

Crypto Genesis 100x 📖💯📈

@Genesis100x

4 years

Nigerian mission did not call Police. In Cairo, gatherings without permits are banned. In Egypt you can’t even travel from one part of the country without a permit to travel from the state you live . They have their own rules which they strictly enforce.

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2 years

@akinolatosin7 @Tunmiike Yup. Went to the hospital and came back with barely any injuries.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Just look at the numbers on this tweet. Baby slander WILL take you far in life. Slander a baby today. 😂 Nothing to promote. Just wanna say brush your teeth, bathe regularly. Don't be a smelly nuisance. 😘 😘 Also, please help this baby if you can. 🙏🏾

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Someone asked me for gum yesterday. I handed them the pack thinking they were reasonable. They took four pieces. This hoarding, thieving, let-me-keep-for-tomorrow, inconsiderate spirit that manifests itself heavily in this country has to die otherwise, we're just playing.

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Oriaku

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2 years

@draguchukz Engage them at your own risk

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

These name waves are hilarious tbh. First it was Semilore. Then Tamilore. Then there was a Darasimi wave. Next came Jomiloju. We are currently in the Tiaraoluwa era. These are the Tosins, Femis and Damilolas of the future. 😂

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2 years

@Okunrin_metaa Lmao. Small 6 months? Lagos men hide wife, kids and their real residential address for 3 years. She's a cautious one, I like her.

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Oriaku

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4 years

*me on the phone in gbagi market on my way back from court all the way in iyaganku in my black and white with koin koin shoe* 'Ma, this one is dark green o. She said she doesn't know bottle green'. 'N'gbo mummy, se fushia wa?'

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2 years

@Holo_Jeb @aaroLouffy

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4 years

@BadmanSophss @da_sweetthin It's the international lawyer in quotes for me. Reeks of contempt, disdain and a dash of low self esteem. Leave the issue at hand, respond with a completely unrelated comment with a sarcastic bite that makes absolutely no sense. Sprinkle quotation marks for effect. Very on-brand

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Oriaku

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5 years

King Promise is such a gift😭😭😭

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Outside for @TheTobiSmith ! #HTillinfinity

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@akphies @Oneblackgirl1 @PenKnight2 Lol. Bruh, who taught you this thing? People contest wills all the time.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

Super psyched to be a part of this project. Been the works for a bit now and it's finally live. For those who want to learn a bit about music law and business from the baddest guys in the game, this one's for you.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

I made it into print in my 20s😭

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Sad as it is, I actually appreciate the honesty. It's better than offloading your misery onto other people while you go off and be great, expecting them to hold a candle for you, for years, until you feel you have done it all, and are now ready to be a part of your own family.

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@t0nit0ne

2 years

I wonder how many men relate to this?

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5 years

I want a Nonso Amadi x Zlatan Ibile song. 🌚🌚

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Speccccccccc! Cc @_JohnME_

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1 year

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

If you know Joeboy, help me tell him that the day I see him, he will sharply escort me to Ikoyi registry...with his consent ofcos. I just want to show him something. Such a sweeth boy.

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

@Still_Maryam And people have 3 or more of these creatures at the same time???

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

I just want to say that @sautisol have a legitimate claim to a portion of my money to be actively spent on every piece of content they ever record or/and produce in this life. Even if they all take turns to cough into a mic, take my dollars dears!

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Made this deal with my father in 200lvl. First class for car. 1st class, he did not see. Car, I did not see. We just shook hands and called it a draw. 😂😂😂

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4 years

made a deal with my parents that if I graduated top 5 out of my whole class I could get the vehicle of my choice! Happy to say ya girl graduated valedictorian and secured the mamalona! So grateful for my parents ❤️ I couldn’t have gotten this far without my friends and family

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4 years

@Rohii_ I don't even mind being the smaller person. You come for my child UNPROVOKED, I will come for you.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Anything with King Promise can take my coins

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@musicguides_

4 years

DJ Spinall bringing all the heat with his album dropping this friday. Which guest features are you looking forward to listening to?

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Listened to M.anifest's EP yesterday and I just know this boy is going to take my coins. Mad o! #BoomplayXTheGamble

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

The panel cannot focus on just the Lekki killings. There were people murdered in the streets in cold blood during those 2 weeks. They need to account for Surulere. For Yaba. For Ketu. For Lekki. For Igando. For every single bullet with which THEY unjustly took one of us #endsars

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@timetrekker40 @RabbiJoeShmoe @hipquark @stuful @JacobFalcon23 You guys are fantastic!😩🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Cheques dear. He writes cheques. Songwriters need to eat too. Ya'll should educate yourselves or stfu already.

SELFLOVE ❤️💯

@Ms_Fej

4 years

What can Davido write for himself? 🤦‍♀️😂

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Smiling, because HAPPY birthday! 🎈🎉

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@Busi14048061 @itsndege @raccomrade And not very bright.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

King Louis? Johnny Depp is going to eat this role without even trying

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3 years

Down but not out. Johnny’s still got it.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

6 years

I heard my 3 year old nephew say he's going to be a lawyer. No booboo, I did not buy you this jersey and the football for nothing. Go outside and practice, plis dear. We have to nip this black and white dream in the bud and start dreaming in the vivid colours of pound sterling.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

Tolani needs to bring the (tasteless) drama down a few thousand notches. Any small thing, you don pull shoe. Real Housewife of Owode Onirin.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@AsherofLagos @alvinfoo @Samsung Watch Apple launch a similar product in 2028 and Apple faithfuls scream "OMG, what is this sorcery?🤯"

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 months

A bible-believing baddie. 📸: @Dimejilt

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@omonoile @IjebuPrincesss Oh, there are o. Plenty. Problem is can you pay $7-$12 per hour minimum wage for a live-in nanny? Some people even charge you per child. Not the one you will pay N30k for a month here and keep it moving. That one is not obtainable over there. If you can afford it, nanny yapa

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

1 year

Early Afrobeat songwriting was largely storytelling. You listened to the whole track with rapt attention bcos U really wanna know how Daina's story ended after she couldn't have a baby for "good nine years". This era of unrelated lines on a similar beat pattern is fairly recent

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If it’s Afrobeats, then it has to be “Ekaette” by Maye Hunta ⬇️

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Nigeria really has you saying an intense "omo!" from the bottom of your tired soul every 3 business days.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Happy Saturday and dat... 😊

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Carry all the water you want to the Sahara, still no grass talk less of grass wey get colour. If the environment doesn't enable growth, you are wasting your water my dear.

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

@gbolahan_i @Okunrin_metaa Take your own advice, Gbolahan.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

Red will always be my colour🌹

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 months

Dr. Ose Etiobhio

@osemagnum

4 months

No smile pics. Jpegs Let's have it.

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

@segoslavia @sweetborah @lynne_winnifred @ojay_obin False, because going by your illustration, she didn't want a boat, she didn't even want something as big as a car. She wanted a quiet birthday and told him that several times. If your babe asks you for a laptop and you buy a car, you didn't do it for her, you did it for your ego.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

2 months

I maintain that some of you don't have sufficient problems of your own because how is another person's impending (imaginary) loneliness and regret FOUR DECADES AWAY what you are worried about? This economy no touch you?

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Stepping into 27 like ayyy! Happy birthday boo'thang! 📸: @LanreAy 👗: @phorlicks

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

The 'sun' in Sunday...🌞🌞

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

#wcw ☺☺

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@farrell_nfarl @Badasslayqueen @tweet4all2c @Scooba_Steve_ 'Everything is going to plan for her' She showed you her book of devious plans? As besties wey una be, bah? Ya'll be doing just about anything to defend your pointless hate.

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@AdeWhaLaay There's spree spree in your voice dear, reduce it.

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Hey family, @iredumare @M0re_nike , thank you for giving me a reason to wear cloth and my yellow shoe. 😩😍 Last night was a lituation. I do not regret waking up late today. God bless your marriage! @M0re_nike , welcome to the family! #MAUnion

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Dearly beloved, When it comes to major revenue sources for artistes, Music streaming is NOT the bad bitch ya'll think she is.

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

The face of a man with no worries in life. No entanglement, no drama. Don't want nobody, nobody wants him. Just vibes and a big ass pot of eba. 👌🏾👌🏾 #BBNaija

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@abbietayo You asked, Twitter algorithm answered.

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

@segoslavia @sweetborah @lynne_winnifred @ojay_obin Segunfunmi, if you open your eyes, you will see. Plus, illustrations are hypothetical. You made one up to suit your narrative, I expanded it to suit mine. We did the same thing, omo ope. 😉

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Fine from every angle. My mother's daughter. 🥰

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@labalabah_ @IfeODavid @JajaPhD So someone literally just having a choice is manipulative? People are allowed to feel hurt if they feel betrayed or distrusted for no reason at all and women are people too. Get over yourself already.

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@officialsunnexy @NetflixNaija @MisterNigerD What does this assumption have to do with anything?🤔

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Imagine if Denola was from British aristocracy. Fam, his foot would be a permanent resident on our collective necks. 😩😩

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Emi gangan ni Beyonz ati Wizki korin yen fun🏵🌻🏵 #Friyay

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@Bimbotwits @Boboye_Ak Becaise he never wear flip flop!

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@earljones4 @Woulk3r What flex, Lolade? What fucking flex is this that Lagos babes don't have?😂🤣

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Because it's OUR birthday!🥳🥳

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@galscoutzkukiz

1 year

"iTs dIFFerENt wHeN a WoMAn cHeaTs" No, it's not. You are just a thief. Let your wife enjoy what you are enjoying.

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@yojora

1 year

You people are on the streets with us competing for single babes but, you don’t want your wives to compete for single men too.. You Lie!!! 😂😂😂

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4 years

@frankvanalfred @ovie_tag Me sef come dey wonder. Two strong boys o😂

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@esirilife @chefobubu Most times, those conversations don't even last long. They just tell/text you they're in a meeting and will call you back. Ya'll start dating and 7hours later, it's still you texting 'you nor see my missed call abi den kidnap you?🤨'

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Summer body ti lazzdent.😭😭 January, we move! @liltunezino ni oluya awon aworan yi. In english, E shot it!

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone @adyvafoods This actually makes no sense. When a person with an entirely different palate, used to eating completely different things eats your food and actually enjoys it, that's a thing to be happy about. How's that inferiority complex?🤷🏾‍♀️

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

Ok but mo fine nau. What?😍

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Sharraps to my fans all over the world! I love you guys. Album out now on all major platforms!🔥🔥 Chee!!! 📽 @therealoyinda

Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

I look peng today sha. Foksheet!😍

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Ah, yes. So I joined Skodo Twitter. 👩🏾‍🦲👩🏾‍🦲

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

See how they ganged up on her? Older siblings do the most. 😤😤 Meanwhile, what are these genes?😍😍😍

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Oriaku

@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

Oshe, Brown Skin gurrrrl Your skin just like purrrrlll The best thing in the wurrrl' Never gonna trade you for anybody else!💃🏾❤❤

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5 years

🍫🍫🍫✨✨✨ 😁😁😁 Here are the pictures I promised you! ❤️

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

Happy birthday Mama Bear💞

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

This clip is healthier than a giant bowl of kale 😍😍😍 Absolutely love it!

TONI TONE

@t0nit0ne

3 years

My Mum has been married for over thirty years, but has always stressed that marriage isn’t the be all and end all for me as a woman, and I appreciate that so much. I am who I am because of her… ❤️ #Highlife #BlackToFront

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2 years

BROS D (E-carpenter) 🔨

@iAmFridayDemola

2 years

My team ( @BrosDeCarpenter ) and I went out yesterday night for a job installation at Sangotedo in Ajah. Done & Dusted.

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@iamdeejaymo R n' Gbese!😩

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Best friend duties 🥰🥰

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

@TINYDAPO Imagine a JayZ verse on Champagne Shower. Mad oooo!😍😍

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@galscoutzkukiz

5 years

I went to bed last night with something that looks like the appearance of 4 slightly visible abs only to wake up this morning and find 2 there. 😑 I'm not sure what's going on but management needs to fix this!

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@Dogpawzz @xotie Ehen, per hour ni. 😂😂

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

Whose man is this? Speak now before I shoot my shot. You have 24hrs. After that, I will assume this is nobody's man and I will proceed as necessary. 🙂

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@Joshibirogba

4 years

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need🤩

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@galscoutzkukiz

2 years

If you are really keen on featuring authentic Nigerian recipes, hire Sisi Yemmie please and stop the tomfoolery. It's embarrazzin', are you not embarrazzed???

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2 years

Nigerian Chicken Curry 🍗

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8 months

@icapcorn I do not listen to his teachings or prayers so I'm not sure what it contains, but in situations such as this, it's generally because the word of God doesn't change, and it is true and powerful, regardless of who speaks it. Even the devil quoted scriptures to Jesus.

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

@shalamsee @manmustwack Intana rock of Agees is for Boomers please. We are moving forward, not backwards abeg.

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@galscoutzkukiz

4 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but sitting in the passenger's seat of a taxi doesn't automatically you are respectful, humble, or sane. It just means you are sitting in the passenger's seat of a taxi. Go in peace.

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@galscoutzkukiz

3 years

@farrell_nfarl @Badasslayqueen @tweet4all2c @Scooba_Steve_ Oh, I assure you, my knickers are just fine babes.😌 These were not thoughts or opinions, you made assertions. Just don't be a chicken and make them with your chest, dear.

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