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@Okunrin_metaa

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Wine nerd. Rtd PhD. London & Lagos

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Joined March 2011
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@Okunrin_metaa
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Wine School. Week 3.
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I just wanna check into a hotel and do nothing but relax and sleep for like 3 days straight
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2 years
“We should catch up for lunch sometime soon” “Yes yes, totally” - Two liars who have no intention of meeting up for lunch anytime soon
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3 years
One part of twitter I really enjoy is when one person shoots their shot at someone and random people start thanking them for all the ridiculous things they’ve done “thank you for building those 750 schools in our community” 😂
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8 months
LeBron invested early in a blue chip stock.
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Savannah James just be existing and clears everybody... 😍😍😍
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2 years
You’ll be talking to U.K babes and they’ll just interject with “rahh” Lmao Simba please let me continue my story
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4 years
Every small fight you don delete chats. Now you can’t post “how it started v how it’s going” 😭💔
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2 years
- Interlocking fingers - Forehead kisses - Waiting to watch shows together - Sharing interesting articles/websites/podcasts they’d like - Sharing funny tweets/videos - Long walks together - “Have you eaten?” A classic - Making their morning tea/coffee
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2 years
Kindly list non-sexual forms of intimacy …
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1 year
If a waitress comes to your table and your girl says “wow you’re so pretty, you kinda look like Halle Berry” DO NOT nod in agreement.
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What did you learn in June???
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4 years
I wish more Nigerians know beans is a carbohydrate
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3 years
Abeg make the process sef trust me for once.
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2 years
The number of difficult conversations you need to have as an adult is actually crazy. Setting boundaries, letting someone down easy, letting intentions known, disclosing secrets, sharing feelings, giving tough love to friends etc. Lol difficult conversations just full everywhere
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2 years
Lagos men have really done a number on some of you cos how have you known me for over 6 months and still be convinced I have a wife and kid somewhere 😂
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3 years
Facial no cost na you want the one dem dey pay for.
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It tickles me that in ~20yrs Lagos will be full of grown adult men named Jayden
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2 years
“We catching flights not feelings” - Person wey never book any trip
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4 years
Catching flights with whom I’m catching feelings in 2021. Inshallah.
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4 years
One reason why marriage is definitely in the cards for me is that I know from the depths of my heart that I cannot do this adulting thing alone. Lmao. I go just dey shed tears on a daily. I definitely need a partner.
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2 years
White rice and stew is top tier comfort food.
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2 months
Wine school. Week 4
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“Story story? Stoooryyyyyy. Once upon a time? Timeeee Timeeee !!!! ”
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4 years
Nigeria hasn’t really developed much since the age of town criers tbh.
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If you applied for Customs job in 2019, check Daily Trust, The Nation and The Sun newspapers for the list of successful applicants.
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The fact that you’ll openly come on twitter to sell Lion is telling of the kind of society we live in. No hush hush or black market type thing. Just come dey sell Lion for TL like sey na peppered snail.
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I hope I get married to my friend cos you people have turned this marriage thing to warfare already. Which one is “over familiarity breeds disrespect” in marriage again? Y’all are spending the rest of your lives together already, kilo ku ninu familiarity again? What’s left?
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Lmao. I remember the first time I got presents for Valentine’s Day. Feb, 2016. I shed hot tears in my office that day😭. I just dey chop red velvet dey cry.
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Bibi Babatunde-Ikotun (God's love Machine)
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Men are suffering ooo, many of them have never received birthday cake or even present before. Small cake will make them so emotional because they realized they always give without receiving. Do better women and spoil your baby even if he says birthdays are not a big deal.
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2 years
I know I’ll be doing a lot of impromptu ironing for my wife cos no way I’m pulling up anywhere with someone in rumpled/creased clothes. No way 😭
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1 year
God I need the spirit of productivity to fall on my head this week IJN
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2 years
Hotel sleep hits different. Those thick ass curtains that makes you lose track of what time of day it is
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2 years
Nothing prepares you for the range of problems you have to deal with and solve as a adult. Lol you just gotta learn as you go.
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Graduated with Distinction 🥳
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Wine School. Week 3.
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2 years
Be like sey I never love before sha because where you dey go, madam?
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you’re not scared of the idea of letting them go. love is kind, not possessive. you want the best for them, for them to find something that nurtures their soul - even if that means it isn’t with you.
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2 years
You won’t DM the man you like. You won’t propose a date. Instead you’re stalking from afar and scoping his likes for babes. LOOL if you don’t charge your rose and face front
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4 years
Privacy means being able to choose to share what you want to share when you want to share it. Leave her alone.
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3 years
“Let’s do lunch and catchup soon” has to be the most told lie in Lagos.
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2 years
You’ll be at the beach and all your worries and fears will just evaporate.
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3 years
Me: This agbalumo go sweet so? Market woman: Yes my son. Very sweet sef. *Minutes later* Bites into agbalumo*
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@Adetona77 @dondekojo Stella Obasanjo spotted being a premium babe a couple hours ago. #Buharichallenge
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Mrs Obiano tomorrow morning:
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Bruh why does my neck hurt like this??
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“Wine is bottled poetry”
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4 years
Me welcoming “furthermore” and “therefore” to all my essays.
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bomboclaat
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A lot of people on this app sit on unreasonably high moral horses and truthfully, it’s mostly just performative nonsense.
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4 years
Today is the day that the Lord has made, I will be glad and protest in it. #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality
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5 years
I have been chosen for Chevening🕺🏿 It took a lot of work to get here, but there’s a lot more to be done. This is huge win for myself and team @garnetlegal @cheveningfco I’m looking forward to my exciting journey as a Chevening Scholar. #chosenforchevening #MyCheveningJourney
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Me replying “no worries at all!” to an email when I have uncountable worries lol
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2 years
Romance is just finding different ways to let your person know that you don’t take them for granted.
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2 years
In their defence, sometimes they mean it. However, life gets in the way and they just gotta prioritise and lunch with themselves didn’t make the cut.
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5 years
It was an absolute honour to meet HRH, The Duchess of Sussex in Buckingham Palace at a private tea party. I presented my work with emerging companies @Garnet_Legal and was impressed by her thoughts on issues regarding innovation. Thanks to @cheveningfco for the opportunity.
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@kingsleyscorner Bro. Impeccable financial performance right here.
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1 year
I went punting in Oxford
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1 year
A good day 👨‍🎓
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2 years
Lol don’t go and text your ex because of this tweet oh.
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4 years
Dinner with the fam 🥰🥰
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🇫🇷
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2 years
Still 1 or 2, max. I feel finances are maybe 40% of what great parenting entails. Forging emotional connections, quality bonding time, PTA meets, giving pep talks etc are basic requirements and I don’t have the bandwidth to do that for more than two humans.
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3 years
Toddlers will carry one cheeseball in their hands and rub it everywhere, even lick it small sef, then be like “uncle, take”. Lmao if you don’t carry that smelly thing away from my face, Jayden.
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5 years
When I’m in Nigeria later this year I’d like to visit OAU for three days and do absolutely nothing but take long walks around campus everyday and take it all in.
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I guarantee this lady will show you a good time.
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4 years
Me as a tattoo artist: Bros, how many m dey inside ‘tomorrow’ again? Cos e be like sey I don do mistake
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3 years
From me and mine lol🎄
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3 years
LOL. You dey date tambolo?
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4 years
Inject it 💉💉💉 #SARSMUSTEND
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2 years
I’ve always had love in my life; from family and friends to partners and lovers. I have loved and have been loved (in excess) I’m grateful for that.
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The track sequencing on Adedamola 🤌🏽
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🥂
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5 years
This Is huge!!! If you love academic articles here’s a rare opportunity to enjoy as many as you can.
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2 years
As if all of that isn’t difficult enough you now need to know when to best broach these conversations. Some people prefer you just rip the band aid off and other people (most people in my experience) you have to be very gentle in your delivery.
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3 years
Good food, great wine.
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3 years
“I swear i’m not even talking to any other guys right now”
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Say something a scammer would say when trying to scam you?
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+1🎈
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2 years
I wish more people would realise that things aren’t “small or simple” It takes a certain level of intentionality to keep doing them consistently.
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let’s be clear, intimacy isn’t just sex. it’s them mental check in’s, date nights, conversations, forms of affirmations, the small simple shit. ...
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A vineyard in Douro Valley, Portugal 🇵🇹
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Wine Papii
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Ran it in ££ so I deep it better. In Nigeria: 40% of the population have a monthly income of £22.13 82 million people survive on £1.01 daily 86 Million people earn less than £80.48 monthly If you earn £150- 200 monthly, you belong to the middle class. 23% of the population.
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40% of the population have a monthly income of 11,000 Naira. 82 million people survive on 500 Naira daily. 86 Million people earn less than 40,000 Naira every month. If you earn 75,000-100,000 Naira every month, you belong to the middle class. 23% of the population.
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I honestly can’t wait for summer 2024. Recession or no recession, I will live my best life the best way I know how.
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5 years
I love Lagos but if we keeping it real, that city na pure nonsense and sufferhead cocktail
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1 year
For Rosie & Mfon 💙
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1 year
Finally, success!
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1 year
God please 🥲
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2 years
One thing I love about wine is it’s universal acceptability as a gift. House warmings, birthday parties, promotions at work, etc. Whatever it is, wine is always a good call.
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1 year
@Efemenaa_ Loool living on the edge 😭
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2 years
@Koromone_K @Barbxiii It’s a different level of hurt when you genuinely try to help someone and it comes back to bite you in the ass. It’s worse when it’s family.
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4 years
Happy birthday to me 🥳🥳. 27 has been a trip, cheers to 28.
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2 years
Dealing with reactions and being firm and resolute is a whole other story 😅.
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4 years
God will not allow you marry a man that thinks it’s okay to use isewu breath to kiss a newborn baby.
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4 years
My son: I wanna study law. Just like you did daddy.☺️☺️ Me:
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2 months
Hosting wine and cheese night.
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11 months
Once Omah Lay and Dunsin Oyekan or Hillsong is on their top 5, you just know 2023 has shown them pepper 😭
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1 year
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3 years
It’s always summer in Lagos
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3 years
The beach is my happy place
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5 years
Tips for the Chevening Scholarship application essays. Since I got my award, I have reviewed over 15 essays from different folks. But I can’t review everyone’s essay (the peeps in my DMs inspired this thread) These 5 points should help other applicants in need of essay review
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2 years
I love pretty spaces 😍
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Wine Papii
1 year
Boiling potatoes in broth💡
@MrMake1tHappen
Matt Price (Mr. Make It Happen)
1 year
Salmon For Dinner 👀👀
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3 years
I just got gifted these beautiful Bordeaux wine glasses and I am absolutely in love with them. The functionality and elegance 🥰🥰
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4 years
Some 9-5 salary na like blood money. Don’t let anyone bobo you. Entrepreneurship no be do or die.
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3 years
There’s this softness and overall pleasant disposition that comes with an easy life- where everything works in your favour and you have little to no worries. I want that for myself.
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3 years
I like the way I’m feeling now
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3 years
yoruba men get a lot of slander on this app, yet stock price no dey ever dip lol.
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3 years
Gorgeous gorgeous girls loveee drinking wine.
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