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@gallinagrl

2 years

Bathed in the blood of salon pas

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masters degree haver (real (fake))

@gallinagrl

2 years

Being a fish is probably so crazy like you can’t lay down at all

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@gallinagrl

11 months

I went to that tiktok liquor store and got one of those mixed drink bags

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@gallinagrl

2 years

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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@gallinagrl

2 years

I can’t even read this tweet all the way thru the way I laugh so fuckin hard

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Every once in a while my brain is like “ain’t no way you was #69 on the gobblers 😂😂”

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@gallinagrl

11 months

Idk why this got so many likes but if you like this drink and you live in new york go to 3rd Ave wine and liquors and you can get some too they’ve got lots of fun flavors

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@gallinagrl

2 years

You go to court and this guy ends up putting the judge in jail

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@gallinagrl

4 years

Kevin gets ratioed for something stupid while he’s asleep but 14k people got Ten blocked Ten has gone through 12 accounts this year alone

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Every day I fight for my LIFE against friends against fans against god against EXO THEMSELVES

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@gallinagrl

3 years

This is the nct africa lee sooman was talkin about

NTX

@NTX_OFFICIAL_

3 years

[📸] NTX - Kiss the World Member Photo Teaser 💿 2021. 03. 30. PM 06:00 (KST) ▪️지성(JiSeong) ▪️승원(SeungWon) #형진 #윤혁 #재민 #창훈 #호준 #기현 #로현 #은호 #지성 #승원 #NTX #KisstheWorld #FULL_OF_LOVESCAPES #WorldCostume

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@gallinagrl

11 months

Everyone eatin me up in the quotes I did NOT drink the whole thing I had half bc I was testing how much I could drink on my new meds and even that glass only had half of all the liquor here 😭😭😭😭

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Never thanked god more than when I realized the dance break in the favorite mv was not included on Spotify

cosmic daph

@damagedjisoo

3 years

who cares about best? QUOTE with the part of the song u think is actual ASS, the part that you think shouldn’t be included whatsoever in the mv or song

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@gallinagrl

2 years

@6odegacat @venushasaboy Truly like damn I just spent an hour running from some bigger fish and now I gotta keep going like wth

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@gallinagrl

1 year

I’m so glad I was an autistic little kid bc it saved me from being traumatized by disgusting internet videos I’d go on those websites and they’d be like “you must be 13 to make an account” and I’d be like damn….. I guess I just have to wait :/

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masters degree haver (real (fake))

@gallinagrl

11 months

@M0NEYBAGLO Bangs! It’s strong but the soda and all the strawberry flavors make it bearable

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@gallinagrl

2 years

The new ace figure…….

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@gallinagrl

3 years

YOUR OBITUARY???!

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

3 years

Q6. Sorry this ain’t wild & crazy but after dinner, I suffered severe cramps & chest pain. I was in the ER for hours, but it was only indigestion. Wife never answered her phone. My sister brought me home. Wife was sleep but I saw MY OBITUARY draft on her laptop. Advice. #SBCCHAT

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@gallinagrl

4 years

Me and my boo a la usher #NCTzenSelcaDay #NSD

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@gallinagrl

3 years

So many people on this like “wtf are you talking about this is not true” and then directly under them is some mf like “haechan I love u”

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@gallinagrl

9 months

What’s the point⁉️ write a letter then and stop wasting time if you wanna get on somebody phone acting like Charlie Chaplin

Big Choctaw

@Derekalexander_

9 months

I’ll send a nut video but I’m not moaning

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Xiaojun gets ratioed for something completely innocuous bc no one has reading comprehension Ten gets ratioed bc he starts problems on purpose

madi 📟

@0304diggity

3 years

what would nct get ratioed for? ( open discussion )

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@gallinagrl

3 years

I think y’all in the qrt don’t know what veneers are bc I seen some of these idols as teens and they were STRAPPED in to them mf braces

Hater and Hollerator

@je_nnettep

3 years

Who got the best veneers in K-Pop? (confirmed or unconfirmed) [open discussion]

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Everyone shocked in the replies meanwhile hozier talking about diving into some pussy poetically on every one of his songs

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@gallinagrl

1 year

SM’ll be like haechan was crying and limping and writhing in agony but the doctors said it was just massive amounts of pain so we gave him some icy hot and an advil he’ll be on stage later thanks for reading

SUNSPOT📍해찬아 잘 하고 있어!

@fs_sf_fs

1 year

KWANGYA CLUB UPDATE Haechan’s diagnosis is the pain in his shoulders and back are due to temporarily muscle pain. They have not found significant anomalies. He is receiving treatment and will participate in this week’s activities.

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@gallinagrl

1 year

When a vampire bites someone they should be writhing in ecstasy there’s not enough vampire media where the bite feels good like everyone stop struggling and ORGASM‼️‼️‼️‼️

Slayer Posting 🏠🦇🍉

@Vampire_Posting

1 year

What's a vampire opinion that'll get you like this?

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masters degree haver (real (fake))

@gallinagrl

2 years

Damn this blewd up everyone watch Hyunmin on Netflix So Not Worth It was very funny and I want a second season

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@gallinagrl

4 years

@jopsmoke When I remembered the name

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Everyone was like “omg it’s incredible we want the studio version!” I was like maybe I googled the wrong song?

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Everyone saying report them and get them fired like be fr please

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@gallinagrl

11 months

@luhvurz Yeah it’s pretty good and super strong I didn’t put the candy in tho

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@gallinagrl

1 year

I try to be this person but if I have to suggest something more than once it’s like oh you not fucking with me? Imma kill myself

aylin ☽

@weepingcaesar

1 year

god's real strongest soldiers are the ones who single-handedly promote a media no one else in their circle has seen…it's like building an empire from the ground up and takes a whole other level of being annoying and relentless

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masters degree haver (real (fake))

@gallinagrl

3 years

Harvey in the bed like damn this is one ugly broad THE JOKER⁉️⁉️

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@gallinagrl

1 year

You think Adele is doing the 1, 2 step at her shows?

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@satoruzzn

1 year

But if u can't dance...........who's gonna perform at your concerts then?

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masters degree haver (real (fake))

@gallinagrl

2 years

Look at my lawyer dawg I’m bout to get off and get awarded 10mil in damages 😂😂😂

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@gallinagrl

1 year

“Begone foul creature/beast” coming in at #3

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@roramdin

1 year

lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language

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@gallinagrl

1 year

This is kinda their fault tho I work retail and when they make us stay way late they buy us Ubers to get home bc if something happened to us that deep into the night it would be THEIR fault like cmon

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@gallinagrl

11 months

@wonhoification Pretty tasty mostly like the Sunkist mixed with the strawberry soju

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@gallinagrl

2 years

I’m fighting for my life trying to get Oscar Isaac employed and you’re making jokes? You’re laughing?

jack !! ♆

@fictionalxmoon

2 years

It’s Official, Demigods 🌊 Oscar Isaac will portray the Sea God in #PercyJacksonAndtheOlympians 🔱

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@gallinagrl

2 years

@mark_chapemos He was literally so handsome and tall 😭

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@gallinagrl

3 years

I’m so sorry but the “dozen rap dozen sing dozen do anything” tweet had me on the floor

gag the live.

@viafication

3 years

You are a damn lie if you telling me you never laughed atleast one anti tweet of your faves

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@gallinagrl

4 years

God every time me and key see each other after the divorce it’s gonna be something new as soon as I’m stepping out the car he’s got something to say 🙄

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@gallinagrl

2 years

When Pakunoda died he got his misogyny card in the mail

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@gallinagrl

1 year

I’m sorry miss we don’t have that in stock right now “well why not?” Like don’t make me say smth that’ll get me fired rn I’m so serious

♍︎

@jhilikeye

1 year

if you worked retail before, what are some things that irritate tf out of you?

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Girl called asked if we had something in stock we didn’t she goes “why not?” Bc we sold out wtf? Then she says “we’ll can’t you make some?! It’s my birthday!” Like girl if you don’t get off my phone

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@gallinagrl

3 years

They done gave you fifty-leven gifts already y’all need to start asking for the receipt so you can return it

gie⁷ / BTS IS 7

@joonsori

3 years

@ibukiily @rinkonesoberi you mfs wanna be miserable so bad go ahead but 'permission to dance' is a gift for us armys and if you're just here for your hot takes kindly exclude yourself out of our business bcs everyone else outside of stan twt is enjoying it, go outside and touch some grass 😁

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Bruh I just aju-ed the fuck outta that nice

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@gallinagrl

3 years

“Sucker” you know they wanted to say nigga

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@gallinagrl

2 years

I never been to waffle house before so like after they win do they just start cooking again or what?

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@rbaylor_74

2 years

The craziest Waffle House fight in Austin TX straight up WWE match😂

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@gallinagrl

4 years

Here’s me Valentine’s Day outfit top made by me 💝💝💝

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Ryan Reynolds been turning in the same assignment since he started the class :/

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@gallinagrl

2 years

I was one of the baddies I was in the Porsche trust me

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Ok here’s what happened to me since I’ve been gone: went crazy, start my second semester of grad school, became somewhat sane again, worked and wanted to die, GOT AN INTERNSHIP (a very nice one), made some friends, etc etc

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@gallinagrl

3 years

And it IS that serious 🗣🗣🗣

sorbet listener 🔻🏳️‍⚧️

@moisturizeds

3 years

You’re spirit is dark and devious. The nine circles of hell will rejoice with the return of your tainted and malnourished soul.

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@gallinagrl

1 year

I’m never voting on anything y’all be postin them long ass tutorials about music champ or w/e and I’m like good for you or sorry that happened idk

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@gallinagrl

11 months

@luhvurz They’ve got soooo many drink mixed I also got a peach beach lemonade it’s got calypso and peach Smirnoff and ciroc and some starburst

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Mirror at work so mf dirty

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@gallinagrl

11 months

I hate when politicians get rightfully booed and they’re chuckling like “oh you guys hahaha” At least look fucking contrite the laughing just makes you look worse these people are fucking ghouls

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@SanaSaeed

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau - who has spent every day of the last two weeks defending the Israeli bombardment & siege of Gaza - getting a nice welcome at a Toronto mosque.

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Me and cousin!!!!

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@the_Lawrenz

1 year

Have you ever taken a picture with a celebrity, show us 😍

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@gallinagrl

3 years

I’m going to a birthday party :)

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Mfs we’re really fighting luffy like “this guy can’t be serious” bro he’s 17 and he’s made of rubber of course he’s not being serious

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Why the hell she lookin at me with these sparkly fucking eyes⁉️⁉️⁉️

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@gallinagrl

1 year

When I call her and ask her if I should eat some food that’s been chilling in my fridge and she asks me how long it’s been in there and I say idk and she just tells me to throw it away like I couldn’t have done this without you queen

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@gallinagrl

1 year

@urljuicebox I been considering buying one of those Dior saddlebags on canal street like nothing wrong with a little doir as long as it’s cute

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@gallinagrl

1 year

YALL WASNT ARCHANDROIDS LIKE ME!!!!

جوهرة

@studwrangler

1 year

i don’t like this janelle monae suit era slander i been seeing lately

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Going to target gonna fuck up some auntie anne’s afterward as is tradition

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Thinking about that time my aunt and her two friends drove me home and I was like if y’all ever wanna hang out again? And they laughed like I was so serious

sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

1 year

ngl i love hanging out w people in their 50’s, just an unserious group of people. loose and literally crazy

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@gallinagrl

2 years

This shit going crazy follow me I love to tweet nonsense

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Yo Baki’s dad was like you need to fuck your girlfriend so you can become a stronger man so I can fucking kill you

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Downloading 2ne1 albums from random sites and dragging them into iTunes

guido

@fuckittycat

3 years

If y’all were into kpop before Spotify got that deal with kakao m y’all deserve a veteran status cuz that shit was hell

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Sending you an envelope there’s something fun inside

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Those tweets like “this terrible thing happens at 20 this terrible thing happens at 24” GIRL the horrors are never ending but so is the joy you will persevere I know you can

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@gallinagrl

3 years

It was really not giving what it was supposed to gave but I liked him so I just did not speak on it

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@gallinagrl

4 years

When Jaemin comes in with the gun..... pure comedy

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@gallinagrl

2 years

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Coworker said I looked like big bird today

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Get into it ladies!!!! 17th century lace!

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@gallinagrl

1 year

I’m humidifying it now!!!

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@gallinagrl

4 years

A little off topic but they really be waxing the shit out of these men’s armpits

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@gallinagrl

3 years

Her job can’t be that stressful bc the way they keep fucking up she must not be doing anything

casey anthony funko pop

@homeofsexuals

3 years

If you ever think your job is stressful think about Tanya Smith, who is the publicist of Armie Hammer, Azaelia Banks, Jameela Jamil AND DaBaby

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@gallinagrl

4 years

I’m outside SM with the perm kit and the tanning lights!! Remelinate shotaro or die trying

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@gallinagrl

3 years

DAMN YALL ON THIS TURTLES NECK LEAVE HIM ALONE

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@gallinagrl

2 years

BITCH JUST GOT A PICTURE WITH HAN HYUNMIN AT WORK!!!!!!!

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@gallinagrl

1 year

Everybody hatin bc chuu bout to hit a jig in these Nike pumps

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@infernalmodem

1 year

These shoes are absolutely crazy

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@gallinagrl

2 years

This made a cartoon splat noise when they put it in the container

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@gallinagrl

11 months

Feeling so slayful in my denim set

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@gallinagrl

3 years

People who enjoy poetry are so strong every time I read a poem I’m like “what the fuck does this mean?”

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@gallinagrl

2 years

Is this a safe space? I never liked this song I don’t hear what everyone else is hearing

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@gallinagrl

2 years

I seen about 40000 of these videos but I refuse to believe y’all in Baltimore talk like this fr

Valerie 🦋🩷

@__PrettyV

2 years

NY lingo crazy, but Baltimore real different 😂💀

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@gallinagrl

3 years

BRO literally the greeks you think they were walking around in gauzy tunics and shit?? NO!! It was was wool!! Imagine your bitch in a Doric chiton! In summer!!!! Swamp ass!