I don’t think many of us are fully prepared for how lonely adulthood can be. That’s not to say that you don’t have friends or ppl who care about you, but as you get older, you understand that ppl have their own lives/ things going on. So all that’s left is yourself really 😅
I feel like I’m a lot of people’s go to person. But I’m always hesitant to go to someone because I feel like I’m bombarding them with my problems if I say something, so I keep a lot to myself lol. (It’s probably all in my head tbh😅)
Lord I ask that you release ppl from the shackles of thinking that just because ppl of the opposite sex are seen together that they’re linking/ dealing. Let them realise that ppl of the opposite sex can be FRIENDS. Amen 🥲😭
One of the most annoying questions (TO ME) is, “Tell me about yourself?” Bro what do you want to know?????Cause I truly don’t know what answer you’re looking for 😭
I know Cardi B said certified freak 7 days a week, but if I’m being honest that sounds a little unrealistic. You can get a hot 4 days out of me. Even the lord rested!
In all seriousness, I hope y’all don’t let a day that was brilliantly marketed by businesses to make money make y’all feel like you’re not loved- cause that’s crazyyy
If you see me blank staring for a few minutes, please leave me be. I’m allowing my internal secretary to get everything in order because too much is swirling around in my head all at once 🙂
Every year without fail my dad will look at me unwrap a gift that says “From dad” and without fail he will say “who give you that??” cause my guy genuinely does not know what my mom bought on his behalf 🤣. But he seems to be very proud that his money buys such great gifts 😂
As soon as ppl see you with someone of the opposite sex, there’s a high possibility they’ll assume something is going on with you and that person. The moment I realised this, I stopped trying to clear up anything. Believe what you want 😂
Randomly remembered the moment my brother found out my full name is Gabrielle and not Gabby. In primary school a teacher called me Gabrielle and my brother told them that’s not my name. I had to tell him that it actually was and the man yelled “YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BETRAYED ME!”😭
Drove down with my dad this morning and he looks at me and goes, “Let’s do like a tweezers!”. I looked at him like what??? He said, “don’t you know what tweezers do?” Atp I’m still confused and my dad yells “PULL OUT A HAIR! Let’s do like a tweezer and pull out of here!” 🤣😭
Took me a while to learn this, but I had to realise that I shouldn’t take people’s attitudes and moodiness personally. Some ppl are just in a mood for whatever reason, and it has NOTHING to do with me- literally nothing lol
On today’s episode of working in customer service. A customer from the UK is having a fit because… he has come to BARBADOS and things are being charged in BARBADIAN DOLLARS instead of pounds 🥲... Now sir…
I’ve reached a point where I can admit I crave intimacy (beyond the physical) and I’d be opened to a relationship. But it always feels like I’ve seen everyone there is to see here (obviously I haven’t seen every single person). Always the same people.. all the time.. everywhere..
I commend the ppl that still have it in them to watch the press conferences, because I simply cannot. I literally don’t have the energy or mental capacity for them anymore. I just want bullet points or a summary when they’re done 🥲
Not my mother reading the Covid restrictions to my cat and then telling her Monday to Saturday she can play in the yard but on Sundays she can only play in the patio 😭😭
Not story related but generally, I will also check to see if you wished me happy birthday and the type of energy you put into the message 😂. For the people who don’t care about this stuff.. I don’t care that you don’t care (keep it to yourself babes 😘)… I CARE! 🤣🫶🏽
My phone wouldn’t ring, yet I would receive a text message saying I have a missed call, but the missed call wouldn’t even be in my call log… (Explain for 10 marks) 💀
People be quick to say “you’re out very much these days”. But after being in a dark and low place mentally and you finally feel like yourself again and you finally feel like life is worth living again; you’re able to embrace the outside world a little more. 🙏🏽
Why are ppl so pressed that others are posting the urban dictionary definition to THEIR names in THEIR IG story? Let ppl enjoy things man 😂. If you don’t wanna see just swipe across to the next story… good grief, stop being so miserable man 💀
Drake is honestly just enjoying himself here in Bim I swear! He’s tagging ppl in posts, ppl are getting their pics and videos... how can you now smile and laugh man 😂🙌🏾
I know that there are people who genuinely like and care for me, but for some reason, my brain does this thing where it still acts very shocked that I’m genuinely liked and cared for 💀
There are specific cars I drive past every single morning on my way to work, so on the odd occasion when I don’t see them on the road I’m always like “wait where’s my friend today?” 😂
I could be having the worst time mentally and still be cracking jokes. Now I see why the lord thinks I’m one of his strongest soldiers but clearly I’m just setting myself up 😂. Sir this is not strength, this is one of my default coping mechanisms💀🥲
Do I like the yellow for the ID card? Not necessarily. Will I get use to it, like everything else? Of course! Am I just grateful that we’re finally moving on from a laminated piece of construction paper that isn’t cut straight and can’t fit into my wallet properly? ABSOLUTELY!!!
Idk who needs to hear this but you don’t have to wish people the best when you’ve parted ways with them. I wouldn’t use too much of my energy to wish them the worst, but I surely wouldn’t wish them the best either 😂. At best maybe wish them mediocrity 🫶🏽
I take my hat off to the people in my generation who are having children cause the thought of being pregnant and bringing a child into this world still scares the life out of me 🥲
I would just like to say that people who do any sort of editing, whether it be audio, video, pictures whatever it is- they deserve every dollar they charge you! Y’all feel editing is easy? Jah know!
I remember when my little bougie convent going butt passed for Deighton. I land into my 1st form class and they told me straight that it was a Gaza class and from then they taught me what I needed to know to keep the Gaza pride. I may look posh, but you see my heart?GAZA FOREVER!
Day 3 of my mom not feeding us until xmas day. My dad bought bread and a bag of lays chips. Man looks at me and says “I don’t know how well we’re coping but at least the lays were on sale” 😭💀. My mom said to let my Twitter friends know that she’s teaching us survival skills 🥲
I’ve reached the point in my life where I feel like I’ve been blessed with the best friends ever. When I tell you I love my friends, I LOVE MY FRIENDS. Even the friends I might not see and hear as often, I love down my friends. If you’re my friend just know you are LOVED by me!
Watched a tik tok that said most times we think we’re less liked than we actually are. Essentially, the people around us like us more than we allow ourselves to believe. The accuracy took me back cause I never think people like me per say, but rather they tolerate me at most lol
Everyday I tell myself it pays to be unproblematic. I don’t do anybody anything and no one does me anything- I’m just here laughing and enjoying life fr fr 😂🙏🏾. I have to stan me!
My parents at 25: already been dating for 4 years, decided to get married and seemed to be doing pretty adulty adult stuff.
Me at 25: I have a pet cat and I’m here for the vibes 💀
I know comparison is the thief of joy but the contrasts make me laugh when I think about it 😂
It randomly hits me sometimes that out of ALLLL the sperms, I was the one that won the little swim contest. Like I won the race, Iiiiii fertilised the egg or whatever and now I’m out here still not having a clue what’s going on 😭. Why did I have to be so competitive!