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@JoshCPinn
Josh
10 months
The town where jesus was born is currently a warzone. I reckon carols by candlelight is absolutely the time and place.
@SouthwickMP
David Southwick MP
10 months
What a disgraceful act by Pro Palestinian Protesters to gatecrash Carols just before a kids performance. Not the time and Not the Place #carolsbycandlelight
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Josh
2 years
@JoshuaPotash Wait, people go on and on about the right to bear arms but you can’t have an air rifle?
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Josh
2 years
I have a lot of issues with this country, most of them probably won’t be solved until long after I’m gone, but one thing I like is that I went to pick up the kids from school this arvo and they were still alive.
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Josh
11 months
@Cormac_McCafe I used to manage a red rooster. If an applicant came to the interview without their parents and could string a sentence together, they usually got a job.
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Josh
9 months
I would’ve thought deciding not to sell Australia Day paraphernalia was an example of sticking to selling food.
@3AW693
3AW Melbourne
9 months
He believes the supermarket should stick to “selling food instead of virtue signalling and getting on soapboxes”. 👀 Full comments 👉
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Josh
10 months
That's a big chunk of a page to dedicated to the opinion of some cunt no one has ever heard of.
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2 years
There's something about Michael Clarke and Karl Stevanovic being married to/dating sisters called Jade and Jasmine that is just perfect. Almost like it's a simulation.
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Josh
3 years
Anyone having a go at Jaidyn Stephenson, ask yourself this: what was he supposed to do? He was on the piss and there was a bike there. A mans not made of stone.
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Josh
10 months
Getting some pretty far out replies to this but the best ones are like "yeah, but jesus wasn't even real." OK, so why do you give a fuck about carols by candlelight?
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Josh
11 months
Why did the age/smh mention these three specific journalists? I can't qwhite put my finger on it.
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Josh
1 year
Fuck all the talk about what Carey did, this is the real story. Racist dogs
@theage
The Age
1 year
Fresh video has emerged that highlights how Usman Khawaja was repeatedly singled out for abuse by some MCC members in the Long Room at Lord’s on Sunday.
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Josh
1 year
I'm not a lions supporter, but I imagine they wouldn't give a flying fuck
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Josh
2 years
Essendon just getting rid of anyone that doesn't want James Hird back - Ben Rutten, Xavier Campbell, James Hird's own kid.
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
4 years
I can’t get enough of this guy. His big deep breath before he decides to walk with them is the look of a man thinking “fuck it” and making the right choice. He looks properly exhilarated.
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
1 year
Did Nick Blakey write his own Wikipedia entry?
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
10 months
@mail_pats It matters about as much as mine, and I'm not being interviewed for the paper.
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Josh
3 years
Dunno what you lot were up to at exactly 4:20 this afternoon but I, unlike most afternoons, was watching my new baby daughter being passed into her mum’s arms.
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
1 year
Losing four grand finals in the last 21 years is better than winning four grand finals in the last 15 years
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
9 months
I’ve seen five different screenshots of Craig Kelly’s porn tweet and they’re all at different points of the video. From these, think I’ve pieced together the plot.
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
9 years
FACT: Rebecca Maddern has played exactly as many VFL/AFL games as James Brayshaw and Eddie McGuire.
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@JoshCPinn
Josh
2 years
Surely anyone with even the most basic understanding of Fight Club would know Tyler Durden was very in favour of an “overthrow of the whole capitalist system.”
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Abolish Rent
2 years
Funny how these conservatives think they’re smart for making people mad at a teenage girl, meanwhile she’s helping radicalize millions of people
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10 months
The other best ones are the ones suggesting that if I'm against this war, then I should go and fight in it.
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11 months
@SanaSaeed @StateDeptSpox Didn't the Israeli government put its own limits on the freed hostages so that they wouldn't talk to the media?
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3 years
Putting on my former red rooster Wagga store manager hat on I can tell you from experience that, as a rule, the clientele do not respond well to chicken shops running out of chicken. Thoughts and prayers with all my KFC brothers and sisters at this challenging time.
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Josh
1 year
Dan Andrews' silence on the conflict in Palestine grows more deafening by the day
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Josh
10 months
@unspoonerisable
unspoonerisable
10 months
Attacking Bethlehem on Christmas Eve, hey?
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2 years
The funniest bit about the Zach Merrett story is that an organisation invited an Essendon player to a finals lunch.
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8 years
At least this one rhymes.
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10 months
@Fabbz3182 I'm certain he would be against it, as well as he would be against a retaliation that kills 20,000 people.
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Josh
3 years
This is what regular mums and dads with legitimate concerns marching on parliament actually looks like.
@TeachersFed
Teachers Federation
3 years
What do we want? #MoreThanThanks . When do we want it? NOW!
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1 year
That Ollie Robinson article is magnificent. Apart from the whole "if you think about it we were the real winners" vibe, it reads like it was done by a year 6 kid writing about the game he played on the weekend.
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Josh
2 years
What kind of fuckwit says something like this after a win? The same kind that has his team's most recent premiership year in his handle when they're nudging a 30 year drought, that's who
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10 months
@Michael_60 Because then it wouldn't have been on tv
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10 months
@ardenstnuff Just out here singing songs about Bethlehem without the slightest bit of reflection.
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Josh
2 years
I bet it’s because he’s playing footy.
@theheraldsun
Herald Sun
2 years
Collingwood’s Josh Daicos won’t be able to watch his model girlfriend compete in today’s Miss Universe competition. Here’s why.
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1 year
I reckon his comment that the NT is "in complete dissaray socially at the moment" has kinda slid under the radar.
@3AWisfootball
3AW Football
1 year
"There is a consortium that wants to put a third team in Perth." 👀 EDDIE AND JIMMY 👇 Spotify: Apple:
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1 year
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@danlehnermusic
28 Days Lehner 🧟
1 year
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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Josh
2 years
"Sorry Toby, we don't have a vintage GWS jumper, no such thing. You'll just have to go shirtless."
@anniedundun
Bo Bannie ⚪️🔴
2 years
Consider this
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1 year
Most of you lot don't know what it feels like to lose 20 games in a row and let me tell you, it sucks hard. This is just the most amazing feeling. I bloody love this club.
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2 years
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1 year
@JoshuaPHilll She's arguing for a genocide and a two-state solution at the same time. Incredible.
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1 year
Gotta hand it to David Koch. 20 years ago he was just a finance reporter and a peculiar choice to host sunrise. Just goes to show that with a little bit of luck, anyone can go on to helm one of the country's strongest pipelines to right-wing extremism.
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Josh
8 years
If you're gonna say you googled something maybe crop out the bit that says what you actually googled.
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7 years
I think I'm going to be sick.
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Josh
2 years
Self inflicted as in our previous coach had mental health issues or self inflicted as in our best player has cancer?
@Quartermain10
Stephen Quartermain
2 years
I feel for @NMFCOfficial But there’s no way it deserves a priority pick. Its demise is self inflicted #AFLCatsNorth
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Josh
8 years
This guy gets it. #GenerationWhine
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2 years
My team had a similar controversy on the weekend. Unfortunately I couldn’t be there but one of the opposition supporters reportedly cracked the shits that the batsman wasn’t warned, to which our captain said “the warning was in the fixture.” Our team is called the Mankadders.
@sjjperry
Sam Perry
2 years
In the interests of cultural preservation I have laid out a selection of transcript from a Victorian subbies Mankad/runout incident over the weekend. Assistance welcome and required: Here we go. Oh wowee. Great work dog. Keep talking mate. Stay in your crease. Simple.
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Josh
1 year
If she worked at my blockbuster I would've single-handedly kept that joint in business.
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Bizlet
1 year
She is a hard 7. You used to find a Margot Robbie in every Blockbuster Video in 1995.
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8 years
140 characters is not enough for what I want to say, so here's this:
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8 years
La La Land was the best film of 2016. Period.
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3 years
Heather and Barrie on the couch watching ABC and both absolutely not having a bar of it.
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1 year
I'd be so embarrassed if I got community noted over such a stupid thing.
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Josh
4 years
How it started (Feb 2, 2021) How it’s going
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3 years
Grace Tame should get another Australian of the year for contributions to posting.
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1 year
One of my kids is trans. I won't go into detail because it's nobody's business, but I can say with 100% confidence that people that bang on about medical treatment for trans kids are full to the brim of shit. They have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
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Josh
2 years
Troy Makepeace using his own name as a voucher code to get tickets to the footy is just magnificent.
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7 years
The best act of vandalism I’ve ever seen (it originally said Hall & Oval).
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2 years
@SLCLunk @IwriteOK Police were already there when he arrived according to Gov. Abbot via Rolling Stone.
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@ClarkyHeraldSun
Jay Clark
2 years
Essendon has made an enquiry about West Coast’s Junior Rioli to fill its small forward void
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Josh
7 years
I have some thoughts on the incredibly brave story @laureningram shared yesterday.
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Josh
1 year
You'll never guess whose opinion this is
@agerealfooty
Real Footy (AFL)
1 year
OPINION | Alastair Clarkson’s wellbeing must be the priority, but no one could blame Kangaroos players if they looked elsewhere.
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Josh
4 years
This Facebook post from my local is puzzling on a number of levels, but none more so than blaming Dan Andrews for anything that happens in NSW.
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Josh
8 years
My latest piece for @thefootyalmanac was hard for me to write, but also helpful.
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1 year
We've got our first "the bottom team is as bad as Fitzroy" article of 2023. The season is well and truly in full swing now.
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Josh
7 years
If he had a vagina and played for Adelaide he’d have a premiership medal. Shit burn.
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Josh
3 years
What’s this shit? If it wasn’t for north we wouldn’t even have Friday night games let alone a Good Friday game, and did anyone expect last years wooden spooners to match last years grand finalists?
@codeaflau
CODE AFL
3 years
Do the Roos deserve to keep the Good Friday game? 🤔 #AFL
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Josh
7 years
I’ve had footy on my screens for two weeks.
@SP_10
Scott Pendlebury
7 years
Who’s looking forward to footy being back on the screens tonight
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8 years
Thanks for the explanation, Tom.
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3 years
Sometimes I think I couldn’t possibly love the North Melbourne Football Club any more than I already do, but days like this just knock it up another notch.
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10 months
@David3197167761 I see. And the Christians they're killing, what, just in the way?
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2 years
Have any AFL commentators described the new king as a former Geelong grammar boy yet?
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2 years
You’ll never believe what this tweet is in reply to.
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1 year
#NewProfilePic My boy got his first win
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9 months
Not speaking German, I’ll tell you that much for free
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7 years
Can someone just lean into Cameron Ling's ear and politely scream at him to shut the fuck up?
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4 years
Screaming “all lives matter” while you’re loading up a bow and arrow to shoot at a crowd. Irony is not this bloke’s strong point.
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8 years
One of my favourite footy card genres is Subject Barely in Shot.
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3 years
Anyone who hasn’t picked their team by the age of 11 is taking the piss.
@zabdydbaz
pimp Z 🤘🏻🇵🇸
3 years
Men pick their favorite sports team when they’re like 11 and let it make them upset for the rest of their life
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7 years
I'd actually forgotten about this INSANE torp by Dustin Martin in round one.
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3 years
Yeah right, Derm. Now name an Indigenous person you played with at Hawthorn.
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1 year
Fuck yeah. Five more of the prime years of his career wasted.
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@giantroo
giantroo
1 year
Nick Larkey has signed a 5 year deal #Kangas
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11 months
Oh, they also used a picture of Tony Armstrong for the link, as though he's the main instigator. Forgot about that.
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7 years
@RealAlexJones @HeelSimba More like Trent Reznor.
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7 years
Yeah, I don't think it's actually possible for Gaz to miss his own 300th. Pretty sure it won't count as his 300th if he's not playing.
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1 year
73 goals against Doug Wade? I suppose he was never known as a full back.
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5 years
@mrbenjaminlaw @lucrious The kid with the shaved head yelling “boomer” is a pretty good bit.
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7 years
Ms 10 drew this magpie with oil pastels. She’s 10. TEN.
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8 years
The latest in a series I like to call "Dogs I See While I'm Working."
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7 years
Daisy Pearce is excellent as a boundary rider. She actually talks about positioning etc rather than "they'll really need to lift this qtr."
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Josh
3 years
The Dees and the Dogs have spent more time at 1st and 2nd on the ladder this year (15 rounds) than any grand finalists since Cats and Pies in 2011 (21 rounds). So there you go.
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7 years
Tom McDonald kicks the winning goal against West Coast, Subiaco, 2017.
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7 months
I reckon there’s some Indigenous players whose contribution to Indigenous culture in football could probably match Sheedy’s.
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1 year
I'm as happy as anybody with the McKay compo, but even I think this is a bit much
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1 year
Boycotted today's footy grid because I refuse to know any player's average "fantasy points"
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6 years
Guess who did their first full day as a teacher’s aide AND won pub trivia tonight. . . . . . . . . . . It was me.
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11 months
@KosSamaras That's not even what the screenshot you shared says, nor does the original tweet you quoted. They specifically say businesses with links to Israel, not businesses run by Jews.
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3 years
Do people assume that someone who wins Australian of the Year largely because of their activism will immediately stop being an activist? I assume Dr Fiona Wood didn’t stop treating burns victims after she won.
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