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@fussybabybitch
Jae Bearhat
1 year
If you see this before hitting your post limit I’m on Bluesky and fussybabyb2tch on tumblr which I guess I might use now and franziafordcoppola on Instagram and CoffeeIsDead on lastfm and uh. Idk. Ask a friend for anything else you want to talk to me on.
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1 year
Found out Microsoft Teams has its own in-app stickers that you can edit and customize to your workplace needs but also more importantly that this is a default completely unedited one
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7 years
Me answering the door at a party because I’m the least fucked up
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2 months
“Ohh I hope Smiling Friends doesn’t get a Rick & Morty fanbase!” They’re breaking up into discussion groups right now to decide if the yellow one is gaslighting or if the red one crossed boundaries, doing frame by frames over a callback ref I’m sorry but you got a Steven Universe
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1 year
JUST SAW A CHURCH WITH A SIGN “GOD: THE ORIGINAL THEY/THEM” AND ALMOST LEAPT OUT THE WINDOW LIKE WHEN A DOG GETS OVERWHELMED
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4 years
X Æ A-12.... the first baby to be born canceled
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3 years
What’s with the look man. Do you even want it ?
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3 years
Incredible tag line on this movie
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Jae Bearhat
7 years
She's screaming because his flesh is white hot and touching him puts ancient symbols in your brain
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2 years
It’s called 101 Cigarette Tea
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Drinking this tea is as dangerous as 'smoking 100 cigarettes': study
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
POV your parents have strapped you into the backseat and are rolling the car into the lake for the insurance money
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G’night, mom and dad. See you in the morning. ♥️
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@fussybabybitch
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6 years
“Are you a cum hungry little slut?” “I could eat”
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Jae Bearhat
6 years
How to help a friend with anxiety: -Put them under a glass jar or cup -Slip a piece of paper under the glass -Bring them outside and release them
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4 years
Somewhere a teacher wheeled in one of these and the kids cheered not knowing it was 9/11
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1 year
Friend introduced me to a game where you ask google a question and then go through the depths of related questions and see how far away you can get from the original topic here’s my best so far
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3 years
Cruella de Vil doing the Oldboy hallway fight scene on 101 Dalmatians
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Jae Bearhat
7 years
*sees a woman wearing high heels* they evolved this way. this is science. *sees my teacher at school* she lives there. thats her house.
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@fussybabybitch
Jae Bearhat
9 years
wow the new omocat line looks great! http://t.co/OEbXedotV6
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Jae Bearhat
5 years
me tryna make dick appointments on the weekend
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Hearing I’m a lot of people’s 2nd choice. This is actually a huge step toward becoming a lot of people’s 1st choice.
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6 years
Deleted but not forgotten
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1 year
This screenshot from Azaelia Banks / Grimes beef reprogrammed me. Realize there really is no rules to conversation you can say whatever tf you want and people will just have to respond like you’re actively participating like you’re not out of your goddamn mind. that’s freedom.
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5 years
Male art directors adding a bit of sexual violence against women to give their flick some flavor
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6 years
What is Twitter? Well it’s a service where if I type in the right series of funny words in the right order I get dopamine and if I don’t I get doxed
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8 years
When you get banned from the Arby's for yelling
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4 years
today i learned that the ahegao face is an essential part of yoga
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
The gender reveal kid is gonna be like “yeah I’m AFAB— arson fire at birth” and then one of their school mates will be like “my dad died in that fire”
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
oh my god oh my god. they finally solved it. gholy shit
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
this furry was just arrested for murdering someone
Unpopular opinion; While South Park is incredibly offensive in many ways, the show actually addresses and sheds light on serious issues. So does big mouth actually. Used to refuse to watch these shows because I thought they were just gross and vile.
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6 years
No offense but at this point I feel like y'all are following Grimes/Elon Musk with the same sincere enthusiasm as when people had opinions about Bennifer and Brangelina and therefore I'm proposing we call them, collectively as a unit, Grusk
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Jae Bearhat
6 years
Detroit is a game about choices
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4 years
two kids in class saying "penis" louder and louder
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3 years
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6 years
Elocked Musk🔒 @telsadboy idgi azaelia was rly nice at the key party and now she just acts like she doesnt know me 🙃🙃 | | Kill v. Main 🔒 @grimezszAD @telsadboy she sucks soo much lol
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@fussybabybitch
Jae Bearhat
6 years
Y’all fucking furries ready for the most explosive adoptable yet
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11 months
you cant say that Jigsaw
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Jae Bearhat
7 years
Twin Peaks is full of surprises
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4 years
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@fussybabybitch
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6 years
HIRAM LODGE: Gentlemen, I apologize for my demeanor tonight. This Archie Andrews business has grown tiresome. CRIME BOSS: Uhh, who? HIRAM: A local high schooler. And his “pal” Jughead Jones. They’ve been quite the thorn in my side. CRIME BOSS: I’m sorry did you say high school
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3 years
People judge independent (particularly lgtbq) creators on a harsh standard while defending to the death the most vile multinational corporate media entities b/c they assign value entirely around the consumption & production of “takes”, and don’t realize why that benefits ol Walt
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5 years
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
My wife and I love to get up early and watch the textures load in
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
Guy in 2008 who made his new text alert the Zelda treasure chest sting and would eagerly look around when it went off in class to see who ‘got it’, probably now has a degree which lets him decide (via computer programming) the most efficient sequencing order for state executions
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Jae Bearhat
5 years
gays being like this since forever is my favorite part of gay history
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Jae Bearhat
3 years
Heterosexuals learned about cruising and were like “oh that seems fun!” and 500000 thinkpieces later have apparently turned their dating lives into a cycle of mutually escalating terrorist actions
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Jae Bearhat
2 months
@maximumgraves I think it’s beautiful to arrive at a point it took South Park like two decades to get to in like, three episodes
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Jae Bearhat
5 years
Some greymuzzle furry who legally changed his name got into a shootout with police so now all the news reports on it have to say the cops got got by Simba Lion
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4 years
carp
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6 years
hallowed ground
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@fussybabybitch
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1 month
Best feature on this website
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Jae Bearhat
5 years
damn yall see this cringy tweet
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@fussybabybitch
Jae Bearhat
4 years
extremely funny to me that mayor durkan allegedly used connections to have her house scrubbed off google maps which just makes it like immediately confirmable that youve found it
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4 years
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4 years
Honestly as great as it is that there’s finally actually nationwide anti-discrimination standards, they’re still close to toothless in an at-will, right-to-work, gig-focused economy. Most anyone whose been fired for being gay/trans will tell you that’s never the “official” reason
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4 years
Honestly the biggest thing I was happy that CHAZ could offer was an actual physically stable location for Seattle’s homeless to stay with access to actual community support, so if one good thing comes out of this I hope it’s people seeing that this is what cops do like every week
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
Did they fucking walk
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Jae Bearhat
11 months
"trans women fuck pumpkins discourse" do you all hear yourselves. are you looking at the computer screen at all right now. i'm putting ketamine in the water supply
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
intrigued by the concept of LED trimmed full length mirrors tricking my bird brain into believing i can go through them like in video games
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Jae Bearhat
5 years
telling a buncha bar queens I’m defending their community from unrealistic fire emblem slashfiction or fucking whatever and then walking into the bathroom and screaming when I see two pairs of feet in one stall
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6 years
When Doug Walker says “I remember it so you don’t have to”, he supplants the viewer with himself; contrast with James Rolfe’s “he’s going to take you back to the past”, an invitation to a collaborative experience and not a fascistic one imposed / interpolated upon the audience
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4 years
learning about the currently active Simpsons Hit & Run modding community
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6 years
These are the people who talk about how teh libs don’t understand biology
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7 years
"what do you mean the queer community has a homophobia problem"
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5 years
i like the way this store looks b/c it looks like it's a generic texture in a video game in a mall
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4 months
I had a cousin who tried to make Blazing Saddles today and they killed him
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Jae Bearhat
3 years
Huge win for the homosexual movement
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3 years
No Marvel Fans at Pride
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7 years
i'm bringing this one back baby
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Wow this blew ! And you know what else blew up? That’s right, the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995. But was this really the work of one man? Who was John Doe #2 ? Read Aberration in the Heartland of the Real by Wendy S. Painting for more info :)
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4 years
didnt even last a day huh
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Erica C. Barnett ericacbarnett on all platforms
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So here's the announcement from @MayorJenny : No more tear gas for 30 days.
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2 years
Using my cognitive behavioral worksheet acquired skills to turn the negative thought “wow, beef has gotten really expensive…” into the positive “I should steal this $9 bottle of toasted sesame oil”
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1 year
RIGHT WING ZOOMER (replying to trans woman): blue hair in pfp. Porn sickness detected. Degens get the rope ANIME GIRL IN THE DRAWING HE RETWEETED 5 MINUTES EARLIER: AAAAA YOUR TOO DEEP my womb feels like its going to fall out HAH hah CRUSH MY RIBS I dont care I need your’e spunk
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HANNIBAL BURESS: (rubbing eyes) I tell you, people these days. Yknow the other day I had a tenant come up to me? Like on the street? Like making eye contact with me? Saying something about the heating unit not working? Wack! I say “Do I look like I give a shit?” (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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apparently it took the police so long to arrive to a call about a body in a suitcase being discovered on the beach that the tide came in and washed it out to sea so they almost lost the evidence of a possible serial killer entirely
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5 years
(Nirvana voice) Come In a jar Rainbow Dash MLP figurine
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5 years
The original “pinned tweet”
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8 years
I don't know if that counts as "leaking the location" when it's a giant bus with his face and name on it
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9 months
Funniest fucking feature I’ve ever seen on a website
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8 months
People are mad about the JoCat thing because someone making a joke about cringe shit he did led to him being doxed & harassed IRL without the usual intermediary stage where people find a reason to make the latter justified & it’s revealing a too much about the social media engine
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4 years
laughing so hard at this tagline
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5 years
My legal name
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8 years
Congratulations to Out Magazine for getting played like a 3rd grade recorder by a dude who looks like he sells bad molly at an anime con
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Jae Bearhat
4 years
For, as stated, the Vengabus is always “coming” but is never in a state of arrival. In this way, it represents the quintessential imagining of a future lost— forever just on the horizon of possible, and forever in momentum towards us. Thus, everyone keeps jumping.
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5 years
Damn all these relatable #RIPeanut posts are making me want to go buy a bag of nutritious and satisfying Honey Roasted Planters.... just kidding I’m going to fuck the dead peanuts wife
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7 years
I should really make a folder of embarrassing self-commissioned drawings of alt-righters being epic for the win
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3 years
stop normalizing shit. some of us are tryna be little freaks here.
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6 years
Irresistibly soft, useless
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1 year
@whyareyouaski Saying that after “let’s get you bf so we can be pregnant at the same time”…. Besties goal
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6 years
Rest In Peace tumblr. You helped a lot of people realize they were gay and also had some of the most insane internet drama I’ve ever seen. May a thousand David Karp in a kimono jpegs herald you in e-heaven
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People talk a lot about like leftism in furry spaces or whatever but 90% of furry culture is a guy pretending to be in a coma to get out of doing commissions & other furries replying like “awoo *ears go down in sadness* rest up cutie i miss you *smiles and nods”
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@carouselshotgun I’m so mad I didn’t get a photo (the other side was a Juneteenth message) because I was on the bus
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7 years
If this guy punches you it cancels your birth certificate
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5 years
Kurosawa said Marvel movies are “barely coherent slurry of military propaganda and simplistic A-B apeing of narrative cohesion”? Um ok bitch but at least Iron Man can film them in color 😏😎
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7 years
You see that zipper? that's how you know its a fuck suit.
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8 years
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5 years
9S: Isn’t this all fascinating? The machines, I mean. If they can develop feelings, can feel love, a primitive kind but still, then what does that say about any other form of consciousness? That it’s not innate, but cultivated. 2B (practicing sword combos in her mind): Absolutely
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4 years
what the fuck is this dude smoking ?? Marlboro 300s????
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6 years
[lost Beastie Boys track] Mom says I can’t have soda after NINE But I drink Coca-Cola all the TIME
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