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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
2 years
Honestly, I’ve thought about this for years now but I just kept on quitting on trying to write ideas. Yesterday, I saw your tweet and spent my night writing this draft with a couple of pages. If you like it, share, comment and recommend tips if you can. Once again. READ THREAD👇
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The Nigerian version of "The Office" would be wild.
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@fuckusernamejor
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Me realizing the kid I raised for 10 years was just a product of Scarecrows fear gas
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@fuckusernamejor
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@Khabeelah 🤣🤣🤣🤣 first flashback scene she’ll be like “heyyyyyyy 🥺😆,come back to Bed”
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@fuckusernamejor
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It’s so funny because, if Ike Ekweremadu successfully harvested that guy’s organs for his daughter, he also would have gone to church for thanksgiving and everybody there would clap too. That’s just how churches in Nigeria work, they thrive on “miracles”
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Desmond Elliott in church testifying to God like it wasn't the thugs he put on ground to stop certain people from voting that helped him.
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@fuckusernamejor
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COVID? Ha! I am impervious to such an irrelevant disease. I am a Schrute, things like this are nothing to us but, if you asked me who’s going out first it’s definitely Phylis and that’s why I personally requested for rights to her remains so I’ll use them to grow the farm
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Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
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@fuckusernamejor
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@fuckusernamejor
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1 year
“Xvideos or Twitter?”
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@fuckusernamejor
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1 year
You gotta give it to the Italians though, they’re consistent with the racism
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@SerieA_EN
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A new king is crowned in Napoli 👑 #NAPOLISCUDETTO
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@fuckusernamejor
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@letsgoback2jaku @drsoap8 Delete this now, there’s still time, Feige hasn’t seen it……oh no, he’s here!
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@fuckusernamejor
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3 years
@pandaveryangry @jusdaydreamin She looks great and she killed the role, stop lying
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@fuckusernamejor
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1 year
If you do it, and get your friends to do it, and they get their friends to do it, we can save a whole lot of water and make some fishes very happy
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@fuckusernamejor
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Rue getting away from the cops #Euphoria
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@fuckusernamejor
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3 years
I love SZA but first girl can do whatever it is she wants to do with me
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The Jacquemus guests >>>
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@fuckusernamejor
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Cudi, Skepta and Pop Smoke on #ManOnTheMoonIlI
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@fuckusernamejor
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@lnbshr @incxgnegrx Awaken, oh my empress! I hope your dream conquest was triumphant
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@fuckusernamejor
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1 year
I remember when I was much younger, I started watching The Simpsons on Fox. I watched every episode and was fascinated by Homer because his stupidity seemed unrealistic. Fast forward to years later, I am now on Twitter with people like you, who are more stupid than him.
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This is the face of an ingrate. Exposing your father on the internet just so people can pass insults on him. Omo isota. He has given you a lot over the years. The phone you are using to make video, how did you get it? The day you couldn’t get iPhone 8 from him became the day we
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@fuckusernamejor
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2 years
I pray for a day when you guys will watch the films you dedicate your life to hating.
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@fuckusernamejor
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2 years
Can’t forget this masterpiece as well. Till today I don’t understand how Phill managed Disney to put something that sounds (and feels so profound) into a kids movie
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@fuckusernamejor
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@ogheneyxle Me wey na me de poison food
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@fuckusernamejor
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2 years
Excuse me?
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@raptalksk There’s not a single album ever made where every song hits
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@fuckusernamejor
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3 years
Burna Boy really dropped African Giant and Twice as Tall back to back, that’s unreal cause no song on each album is less than 8/10
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
5 years
I won't lie, I haven't been the biggest Wizkid supporter in recent years but he made us proud with the Brown Skin Girl track! Shout out to Tiwa,Burna and Eazi!..Tekno just stick to producing and Yemi Alade, listen to scar, "Go and Never Return" #LionKing
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@fuckusernamejor
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Korra: - Defeated the most powerful creature aka the literal spirit of darkness -Defeated the world’s strongest blood bender -Defeated highly trained metal bending prodigy and general -Tanked a spirit blast from the strongest energy canon Haters: She’s so weak, worst avatar ever
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@fuckusernamejor
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You people think all this 50-60+ Daddy GOs and Mummy GOs are bad, the real incoming pandemic are these 20-30 something year old preachers, they had the advantage of being exposed and having sense but they have dedicated their lives to standing firm on stupidity and insensitivity.
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@fuckusernamejor
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@peosk02 @kishikybe @IAmLoMeinNow He literally died protecting his aunt and stopping harm from coming to citizens. He also saved Captain America, he definitely died a hero
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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@__nlow My favorite rapper knows the important of self integrity. Yours doesn't unfortunately, he's still a legend in our eyes but he has fall off so badly. If Pac or Nas didn't get a Grammy, Cole is frosty! Thank you, next
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
3 years
Bants asides, South Africans are Xenophobic asf! Jeez!
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Miss Diko
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Kanti why don't our SA brothers date Nigerian sisters?
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@fuckusernamejor
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Seyi and Tacha in their mind staring at all the fake people acting like they missed them #BBNaija
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@fuckusernamejor
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So, Nigerians don't like Seyi because; -He looks sharp and responsible -He comes from a prestigious home -He airs his opinions freely -He is energetic and full of life Nigerians will hate anybody that doesn't form accent, do dreads or say he came from nothing. #BBNaijaPepperDem
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@fuckusernamejor
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@oluwafifunmii @Atmjonze I go bite am 😭😭😭 what is the meaning of that?
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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@ogheneyxle Girl I like for uni sent me video of her rapping Kanye part on knocks you down and till today, it’s the one thing I miss from my old phone. I go just watch the video de smile like fool
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@fuckusernamejor
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@cowboij These two are so fun lmao
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@fuckusernamejor
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@CultureCrave @THR Idris Elba my pick 🙏
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@fuckusernamejor
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I'm sorry, I don't want to know again, I beg you don't even try to argue again, there's legit no need M.I has destroyed Vector, he asked for this Diss track and boy oh boy did @MI_Abaga deliver. I'm sorry Vector didn't come close. We have our winner, it's the end #TheViper
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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J.Cole on those two new Singles
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@fuckusernamejor
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@AMagicWriter One of my favorite moments is when Lex takes over Wally’s body and when he tries to unmask him, he has no idea who he is.
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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Whether you choose to admit or not, After Messi and Ronaldo, there's only Neymar no one else before him.
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@fuckusernamejor
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@reasonTDE In love with the baddest girl in the city, I wish I knew her, I wish I wasn’t so shy, I wish I was a bit more fly, I wish that I, could tell her how I really feel inside, that I’m the perfect nigga for her but then maybe that’s a lie, she likes a certain type of nigga…
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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#BetterCallSaul is arguably the best show out there right now, what a finale! The writing, cinematography, acting, directing, everything is perfect and that final scene the transition from the sound of a foot on the ground to sound of a storm coming. This show is 10/10
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@fuckusernamejor
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We claim they’re no psychopaths and serial killers in this country yet the horrible people hurting him in this video went on with their day immediately after. They probably had dinner, watched match and slept peacefully without a shred of guilt on their mind.
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@fuckusernamejor
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Better Call Saul (2015)
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@fuckusernamejor
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@Steadi_lady 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favorite reply I've seen to this question is still "just a little bit"
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@fuckusernamejor
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The way they be talking, I just know they’re throat GOATSSS
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@fuckusernamejor
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J. Cole is the greatest artist of all time in my opinion. From his in depth perspective of everyday problems people make, his incredible sense of humour, positive messages and artistic integrity, he is such a gem and it's sad people don't know that. Happy Birthday Jermaine 👑
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@fuckusernamejor
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"Tell Dem, Africa We Don Tire,So Here Comes The African Giant". A few months ago,haters were insulting this man saying he was no African Giant and just a few months later he has dominated the music scene and is now known worldwide.Go and listen to #AfricanGiant ! Hail King Burna👑
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@fuckusernamejor
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Not like I'm keeping count o but every foreign artist that Davido features appears in his video unlike some people...
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@fuckusernamejor
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@sexnmargiela @sIowsparty “with her sister”😭😭😭💀
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@fuckusernamejor
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@PauloMaloney @BlackySpeakz She literally deleted the tweet about celebrities not protesting when pictures of Cole protesting surfaced and you think Cole was the one in the wrong? She deleted the tweet cause she knew she fucked up but you guys created the narrative of him "oppressing" a black woman smh
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@fuckusernamejor
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@Akande_Lummy @Emeneks I was going to get pissed about your replied but I just assume you have zero critical skills and that you’re talking to your father not me 🙏🏾
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@fuckusernamejor
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@rezzy1519 @alovablenerd @TheAriaCarson With this logic, WOMEN SHOULD DATE MEN WHO CHEAT!!!! think about it, with all the women they smash, they still choose you, thEy cHoOsE yOU!!!!
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@Carlito1111x @CultureCrave @THR Why are you trying to stop a black brother from earning a paycheck?
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@fuckusernamejor
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@TylerAyyeeee Don’t do that, it absolutely is a jab lol. Don’t be mean and try to not take responsibility
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
1 year
Phone must be really powerful cause they even added extra RAM
@Akin_Official
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I'm rolling 🤣🤣🤣 Bought a new phone as a surprise gift for my sister at 3C Hub, Ikeja. Received a call few minutes ago that I've won a Ram as part of their Salah promo. I just collected the Ram guys 😂😂
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@fuckusernamejor
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@longbeachgriffy Crazy how she asked him to help in the college and still got pissed at him moments later when she knew he was invincible and he basically saved all of them
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@fuckusernamejor
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@americo76 Delete this rubbish
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@Cosm0Coco @itskeyon Why is this so accurate tho 😂
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@fuckusernamejor
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@Geo_AW He’s a really good guy. Most people don’t get that his over the top antics are just an act and he’s a real person
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@fuckusernamejor
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@77_Kiah Imagine his reaction when he finds out who the president is
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Its actually funny how people can't clearly see #DarkPhoenix isn't as bad as the "critics" are saying, I mean, those assholes just want the last film of a way more interesting franchise to die on a bad note. Please be reminded they are the same people that praised Captain marvel
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@realnatewrld @BlackySpeakz Why would he? It's a great song. Only Twitter folk and melon think it sucks
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She deserved better #GameOfThrones
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@fuckusernamejor
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HANGING OUTTTTTTTTTT, DOWNNNNN THE STREEEET 🎶 🚗
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Name a TV theme song that always gets stuck in your head 🎶
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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Jackie is the prettiest girl on the show I don't know why she's not dancing, Esther and Diane are too cute damn, Mercy's Yansh is miraculous! Blood of Jesus! and Avala's is too fucking sexy! #BBNaija
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@kusssman Peter Obi will have to understand, I’m sorry 😔
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Made this one for at @cruelsantino help me RT till he sees it!
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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When you're still in the game because you have big breast and your fans keep supporting your boring ass #BBNaija
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Ayo’s son
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@firelrd_zuko @CanWeGetToast Crazy how drastically faster speed improves it
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@PappyGrande_ May our politicians never be forgiven
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Real niggas know the Thundermans is better than Henry Danger
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@desusislord Once I’m talking to more than one girl seriously, I genuinely feel the other will know cause I no sabi multi task at all
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@EanWaetjen @NoBeeetch Ozai was definitely not the greatest firebender to ever live. Even his daughter was better. Plus, as always he used avatar state tax
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Ayo’s son
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Trying to look for I’ll make a man out of you from Milan cause that song is also a perfect Disney song
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4 years
Really like Laycon’s fall for me
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@kindachels Pretty sure they showed Tarzan multiple times on the Disney Channel
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Striking Vipers is a cinematic masterpiece, both in and outside the game. It's also a very realistic episode, I think Its the second episode of #BlackMirror in my opinion that had a happy ending with the other being San Junipero but I think this episode as a whole is more real..
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@KellerAndHHT @BlackySpeakz Hello is one of the most underrated Cole songs, man's unloaded a lot of sad real shit about his past and played it as a fun song
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@ReddingtonThe @wowthatshiphop You either just a hater or don’t know good music
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@fuckusernamejor
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@nevtheexile @Geo_AW3 Lying on Julie Kay’s internet
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@LeCinephiles Impossible lmao, they hate it so much that they can’t shut up about it. Years have passed and still, it’s still being discussed
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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@ipinmi_ The office references always makes me smile
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Ayo’s son
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You Deserved Worse, Can't Believe You Died So Quickly, Rest In Suffering #GameofThrones
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Ayo’s son
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My favorite thing about “Christianity” is that Christ, the man who the religion tries to emulate, hardly ever used fear tactics to persuade anybody to join him. He didn’t go and meet Zachius and say “hey you wicked tax collector, join me or you will suffer and perish in hell”
@Adetutuuu
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Let me just tell you bluntly that if you're not born again, you will definitely end up in hell fire. Maybe if you know how the Bible described hell fire, you won't be playing around thinking you are enjoying life.
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@fuckusernamejor
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Rema just thief Soweto from Victony
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
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Like this and I’ll say something about you (we don’t have to be mutuals, I’ll see your soul)
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@fuckusernamejor
Ayo’s son
4 years
Happy Birthday To Me 🎉🎈🎂
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@hqstonefield In alternate universe, humans were meant to see Andrew (best Spider-Man) finish his trilogy and possibly even a couple of films more till he passed the baton
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Gary Oldman as Lord Shen AKA The Best Dreamworks Villain Ever! The way he managed to show Shen’s insecurity, pride, madness and (I know he’s a peacock but) general humanity. Such a wonderful and layered performance
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What voice actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it?
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@ItsJustN1ck It’s not a theory, it’s the truth. It was confirmed too
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@Ojemz_T @Korasy118 @arimabari @InspiraART me each time I hear “HE IS NOTTTTTT ONE OF USSSS!!!!”
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Ayo’s son
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We don't deserve Will Smith! He killed it as the genie! This is one Disney remake that exceeded my expectations! can't wait for Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott are excellent as #Aladdin and Jasmine. I also loved Marwan Kenzari as Jafar! Loved the little things they added to it!
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Ayo’s son
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@BlackySpeakz Why do people on HH Twitter think hating J. Cole is cool? "Oooh lOok aT mE, j. Cole hAs nO 10's, I kNoW mUsIc" "4yeo iS a bAd aLbUm" "kOd iS a 3" " is LigHtYeArs aHEaD of CoLe"
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@Teffo_01 They always act like they know him but then he keeps trolling and proving them wrong
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