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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

7 months

he looks like a Larry David funko pop

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@andromedism

7 months

this is literally my number one boy idc

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jord 🦦

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4 months

they milked Jacob Elordi like a cow for every one of these vinyls

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1 year

@caththesoso you’re looking at it, someone drew women over all the balls

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jord 🦦

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2 years

if you’ve played Persona 5 I need you to listen to this

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2 years

I can’t stop thinking about how the beat on S club 7s don’t stop movin’ sounds like Persona boss fight music

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jord 🦦

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4 years

@soupinhercan Who do you think put the boat there in the first place ? This world means nothing to him, we are but a colony of ants in his eyes

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3 years

@caththesoso i’m going to cut a hole in my cargos to let my nuts hang out

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jord 🦦

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2 years

how do you have time to think about this while being 3’11 and half blind, your main priority should be not accidentally falling down a storm drain

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2 years

So disgusting when I see women dressed like prostitutes in the gym. You don’t have to wear spandex and yoga pants, there’s plenty other clothing. I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m in a strip club when I’m just trying to work on my health. It’s annoying.

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jord 🦦

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2 years

missionary so I can look into your eyes and slow blink like a cat as a sign of trust

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jord 🦦

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2 years

PLEASE spread awareness‼️ avoid all transport if you see this woman, nowhere in the world is safe

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jord 🦦

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2 years

I could do this easily

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4 years

@theneedledrop Whatever this guy is feeling at the time. They all fear his confidence and slightly bigger arms although none of them will admit it, he is the leader.

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6 months

@fitfuljest that child will be sold for an acrylic paint set

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3 years

guys feel beyblades in their gut

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1 year

@jada_what he looks like he snuck out of paris with the bed bugs

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3 years

@soupinthering send him a video of the shrek 2 fight scene for him and the boys to watch

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1 year

@caththesoso sick perverts

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4 years

@notsofiacoppola We got sonic changed we can do it again, stay strong folks

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1 year

@kirazepam please delete this post you’re scaring me

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2 years

thought this was a Ariana Grande track list

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jord 🦦

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4 years

@quakerraina Can you explain the scalp pic pls ?

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

2 years

Shawn Mendes does not have an alligator voice, he has a dolphin voice or perhaps some gay little bird

*.ﾟDee⁷ 💜 Move to @hoseokslaw

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2 years

This so unserious

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jord 🦦

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2 years

do you have bug tits, alien tits or fish tits ?

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2 years

the woke left has gone too far

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3 years

@Flawless_Cowboi sharty has committed homicide on at least a few occasions

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2 years

@__sc0rpi0 turns BROWN!??

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4 years

@quakerraina I think maybe it’s a Rorschach test of some sort. What do you see ?

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4 months

@iamlynndewitt i’ve gone viral once again

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3 years

@schmoogerbooger ... but you could totally live in my car

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1 year

@p3rf3ctang3lgrl when she’s so hot you get scared

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jord 🦦

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4 years

@quakerraina I think you should record this again but backwards so your mango pit gets bigger and bigger throughout the video

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

2 months

that’s the kind of gun a beautiful dame would have strapped to her thigh under a gorgeous gown

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2 months

I’m done being broke bruh 😒😤 Tap in if you need it 😏💯👌🏻🍁🍀😶‍🌫️

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2 years

not a surprise he doesn’t know how to take no for an answer

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Andrew Tate’s 5th appeal for release has been denied by a Romanian judge

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1 year

getting ads for autism chew toys

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jord 🦦

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3 years

ur telling me a banana nut in this bread???

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jord 🦦

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3 years

@quakerraina I think we just need to get rid of the stigma surrounding this debris and create some healthy dialog

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

1 year

balding and bitchless front row at the cornball convention

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1 year

Drake gives $50k to fan who attended his concert and held up a sign saying his girlfriend left him: “I’ma give you 50 bands, so you gon’ flex on her tonight… f*ck that young lady.”

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7 months

@toshiyosh1 piss off

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4 years

@schmoogerbooger @horse_feedbag This is very eerie video, like I’m watching a documentary on a missing person / murder case

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2 years

@cloudeeuhh you’re so brave for this

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

3 years

you’re in her DMs, i’m at her apartment trying to assemble this fucking FJÄLLBO it’s been 4 hours i’m so tired she only has oat milk

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

2 years

calling Ice Spice a 6 while looking like an AI generated sex offender is ridiculous

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Calling Ice Spice a 6 at best when this is you LMAOOO

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jord 🦦

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2 years

leaving the hospital with our newborn son, covering his eyes as we pass a patch of flowers no doubt a leftist planted to make my boy gay

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jord 🦦

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2 years

putting a pebble in hasbullas pocket and tossing him in a lake so he sinks to the bottom

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jord 🦦

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2 years

@beanrubio he didn’t deserve this

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

2 years

what’s interesting is i’m a boob guy but also an ass guy

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jord 🦦

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1 year

gloryholes but for holding hands

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3 years

apple sauce

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2 years

5’7 man and 5’7 woman

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

1 year

I just blocked everyone I like so if you can see this I hate you

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

3 years

why only lesbians ? we all lost something, the will to live

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3 years

lost what exactly

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jord 🦦

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1 year

every girl is either isopod pretty, cricket pretty or snail pretty

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@freshwaterjord

2 years

Megan Trainor makes grown up cocomelon music

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1 year

@cummiepheebee i stay dripping

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jord 🦦

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2 years

found a cool shirt on etsy

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jord 🦦

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2 years

sometimes I just play minecraft for like a hour and do nothing but run around

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1 year

talk to me nice

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1 year

you’d treat me different if you knew I built 5 giant frogs on a hillside in minecraft by my house

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jord 🦦

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2 years

being addicted to smoking something named an elfbar is so funny

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jord 🦦

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7 months

dogs when they’re hiding something in their mouth

U.S. politicians doing normal shit

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2 years

Richard Nixon sitting at his desk. July 1952.

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there is crow such thing as a coincidence

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@KantBanRich @percneet he wants to see that dress on the floor

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3 years

i have trapped all their souls in my little note book

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1 year

I have located the clitoris i’m sending you the coordinates now

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1 year

20k likes and i’ll make another frog

jord 🦦

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1 year

consider this: shadow the hedgefrog

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jord 🦦

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8 months

what do you mean this isn’t the name of a vibrator

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3 years

her eyesight is all but gone and her hips aren’t what they used to be. I’m afraid we’re going to the vet to put her down, its the humane thing to do

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jord 🦦

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2 years

20 so I can check her for lice

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@freshwaterjord

3 years

“if you’re in your 20s open this thread” how about this, if you tell me what to do ever again i’ll kick you in the ribs as hard as I can

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2 years

Praying for Andrew Tate… …s condition to get rapidly worse by the second

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@freshwaterjord

3 years

how’s this for an idea: friendship nipple piercings (like friendship bracelets)

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@freshwaterjord

2 years

need to know who’s going to play him

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@freshwaterjord

2 years

you know I keep that mother fricken thingy on me :)

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2 years

@s4m31p4n he looks soooooo hungry please feed him atleast half the burger

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jord 🦦

@freshwaterjord

11 months

this image and this information is FALSE

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RIP jord 💔🪦 hes in a better place now

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@freshwaterjord

3 years

let’s get this to 13+ likes folks @IiIianaI

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@freshwaterjord

2 years

thought he was in skyrim

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2 years

Man Has To Admit Air Fryer That Burned Down House Did Pretty Good Job On Tater Tots

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10 months

@cumuncher to be loved is to be changed

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3 years

The nickname for a pacifier ‘binky’ comes from the Latin word ‘binks’ if reference to jar jars gorgeous lips. Just one kiss could put a vixen to sleep.

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2 years

finally the boys have our own beautiful princess island