30s ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ she/her ๐ minors will be blocked. age in bio or soft block for my mental health ๐ vmin nsfw writer. fan account. ๐ mod
@vminlemonfest
i love that jimin had such firm boundaries. his lives are always at work, thereโs nothing about his home available for fans to snoop. he got that work/life boundary on lock, im so proud of him.
Happy New Year, ya'll ๐ฅณ
๐ The Perfect Hole
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ chapter 5 (4.3k, 22.8k total)
๐ explicit content, glory holes, the strangest to lovers
taehyung spirals at the prospect of facing the consequences of his actions
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There Is No Joy In Possession Without Sharing
๐ vminkook
๐ explicit
๐ one shot, 6k
๐ smut, established taekook, loaning
Taehyung's soulmate, Jimin, is lonely while he's away, so Taehyung offers his boyfriend Jungkook to satisfy Jimin's needs.
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If ya'll want more fucking fic, start interacting with people who have fewer than 5,000 fucking followers. start reading fic that has fewer than 400 kudos. don't give me that "well if it were a good fic it would have more kudos" THAT IS NOT THE CASE AND YOU ARE AN *ASSHOLE*
Cruising For You
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ one shot, 12,642 words
๐ 70s AU, smut, cruising, strangers to lovers
Jimin used to go cruising for anonymous hook ups, now he goes cruising for the one man who makes him a mess
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๐ Thank You For Coming
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ one shot (13,613)
๐ explicit content, strangers to lovers
Dr Kim Taehyung is a sex researcher. Park Jimin masturbates in front of him for science.
sexy mb credit to
@aclosetfairy
I've Always Wanted To Eat Your Ass
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ one shot, 11k
๐ friends to lovers, ass worship
Th's received devastating news. JM can't stand to see him depressed & asks how he can help. Th answers, "I've always wanted to eat your ass?"
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๐The Perfect Hole
๐vmin
๐chapter 7 (15.5k)
๐explicit content, glory holes, the strangest to lovers
taehyung is faced with some tough conversations.
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i just appreciate that taehyung raised his hand like a good boy. teacher army wish someone would put their hand up to ask if they'd pls touch jimin's thighs.
๐ I Couldn't Love You Any More
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ ongoing (12k+ Ch 1/3)
๐ exes to eventual lovers, unrequited love, pining, angst w happy ending
5 years ago, Kim Taehyung broke Park Jimin's heart. Jimin's never stopped holding a torch for him.
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I HAVE MORE TO SAY.
briefly in 2023, i was in a vmin gc that consisted almost exclusively of people who consumed, but did not produce vmin fic. regularly people asked for fic recs and almost every time, i would see the same big writers/fics from <2018 recommended 1/2
relative growth is a chart I personally have mixed feelings about every year, so i decided not to include it here. it's always quite skewed, and the differences were extremely small this year, and i never like it. so instead, have this table.
๐ One Less Boundary
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ 2.8k
๐ suction toys & accidental voyeurism
jm hears a noise and is unprepared for the sight that greets him when he finds the source in thโs room
๐ The Perfect Hole
๐ vmin
๐ the penultimate chapter 6 (12.1k update, 35k overall)
๐ explicit content, glory holes, the strangest to lovers
In which KTH tries to make amends, PJM is an angel, Four is an ass, and Eyebrow is a fucking troll
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Welcome, it's here ๐ฅ
๐ The Perfect Hole
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ chapter 4 (6.6k, 18k total)
๐ explicit content, glory holes, the strangest to lovers
it's jhs's birthday and vmin are out to celebrate
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๐ In Space Everyone Can Hear You Scream
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ one shot 4.8k
Astronaut KTH is horny and wants to cum but is worried he'll get semen loose in the cockpit. Fellow astronaut PJM helps him out by letting him dock his rocket in his mouth.
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๐ Daddy Issues
๐ vmin
๐ Explicit
๐ One shot (6699 words)
๐ explicit content, the anti-breeding fic
KTH just found out heโs expecting his 8th child with a 5th woman. PJM is the caring bartender who has the perfect solution to his birth control woes.
Hi everyone, this is an objective review of fficreview's review of someone else's threadfic. I am NOT reviewing fficreview as a person, but their poor attempt at reviewing a creator's artistic work.
stop screaming like entitled little shits that writers should write "for the joy" because YOU want to consume their FREE WORK in a fraction of the time they spent creating it with not even a KUDOS in return, you are going to get fewer and fewer fic every year.
if writers want to tag top/bottom, they will. if writers don't want to tag top/bottom, they won't. stop fucking whining about it. it's okay to not read things if you're not sure you'll like it bc you're not the main character & the world doesn't revolve around you.
all of those fic with thousands of kudos, all those writers with thousands of followers *were baby writers once*. SOMEONE has to read the fics and the writers with little engagement to FIND the good ones and build them up and until ya'll pull your thumbs out of your asses and
workaholic office worker kth is dragged out to a staff drinks night by his colleagues. he tells himself he'll just have one drink then sneak home, but his plan comes undone when he sees bar regular pjm bent over a pool table. next thing he knows he's naked in the man's bed.
bookmarking a WIP to read when it's finished because you're worried it won't be completed is bananas when you consider the fact that a lack of engagement is what leads to a WIP never being finished.
I love reading challenges because they always helped me find amazing new authors and stories I'd otherwise have never read, so I decided I wanted to try the same thing for fanfic. If you'd like to play too, here are the prompts. Only rules are you gotta read 'em in 2023.
gay awakening vmin marr!ed @ 1st sight AU where they're both paired up in het couples but start hooking up behind the scenes. when they're finally confronted about their shenanigans at the group dinner party, tae merely shrugs and says, "turns out i'm an ass man?"
the way i can just see jimin trying and failing to wrap his smol hands around that bicep all 'tee hee ur so big, i'm so smol taehyung-ie' ๐ฅน 'i wonder what else i still can't fit my hands around' ๐
๐AU where jm visits th and picks up what he thinks is a butt plug without a flared base just... left lying around on the floor in the corridor. He goes to lecture th about the importance of safety in anal play, only for th to explain it's a treat toy for YT.
i say this not as a smol vmin writer, tho i am one. i am perfectly content with the engagement my dumb stories get on the internet, but i am angry at the way even smaller creators are treated. the best vmin fic i read in 2023 was written by someone with 1 follower on twt.
it is so unbelievably disingenuous to act as if people think every single US fan lives 30 minutes down the road from major LA or NYC stadiums. literally no one is saying "every US stan can easily head on down to see the tannies", they're saying "you have fewer obstacles than us".
I still maintain that whoever decided to pan out to fucking FIREWORKS during Jiminโs Idol kick not only deserves to be fired for their audacity, but blacklisted from the entertainment for eternity.
@95z_supremacy
i have to like comment but also i find the whole concept of anti-cupid th hilarious given how much of a hopeless romantic he seems to be irl but YASSS TAE BREAK UP THOSE LOVEBIRDS. this is the enemies to lovers concept we deserve.
in the same breath, vminnies in the gc and on my tl complained about there being no new vmin content. i explicitly encountered this complaint the same week
@vminlemonfest
dropped 25 new fucking fic that writers worked fucking hard on.
their fic should have INFINITELY MORE kudos than it currently does, but the vmin readers out there are reading and recommending the same. fucking. stories. over and over again and not trying anything new and i guarantee you this time next year, those same readers in 2025 will
taehyung in a pitch meeting:
... these are all excellent ideas, but have you considered having me die violently in the end? i just think this project really necessitates a tragic death scene in which i die brutally.
yaโll, any time Jimin has been in a context where he knew heโd be photographed since he was conscripted, he has covered his hair. that boy is not sharing photos of himself with a military cut with the public so why are you.
while people are checking out my twt for the latest drama, i may as well shamelessly promo this fic bc if ya'll like friends to lovers, i think you'll enjoy this shameless vmin set up๐๐
I've Always Wanted To Eat Your Ass
๐ vmin
๐ explicit
๐ one shot, 11k
๐ friends to lovers, ass worship
Th's received devastating news. JM can't stand to see him depressed & asks how he can help. Th answers, "I've always wanted to eat your ass?"
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Happy birthday to this fic in which vmin were meant to be dirty filthy but ended up soft and sweet. A year ago I never would have thought so many people would enjoy teteโs sacrifices for science. Thank you for reading ๐ฅน
vmin au where kth has an identical twin who kth doesn't know is a rising star on 0nlyf
@ns
until his hot new co-worker, pjm starts asking puzzling questions
can we talk about arbitrary things in fics that make you not want to read them or that will make you instantly dnf (petty things ONLY please i do not want intense fic discourse i want laughs)
I gather someone has recently questioned vmins soulmate bond bc everyone on my tl is mad about it but ig Iโve curated my tl really well cause I only follow beautiful people who love vmin
the important question is, will we ever get to see dat ass in skin tight leather again, or has gen z ruined everything for us by making stupid 90s baggy pants fashion again?
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This is going to shock everyone, but I need everyone to know that IRL, you could not pay me to eat ass but I will scream about vmin and ass eating until my dying breath.
like somehow the gc thought everyone else didn't know how to go on Ao3 and search otp:true, vmin, explicit, sort descending by kudos.
it blew my mind and also bored me -- those were the fics I had also read *when I joined this fandom* bc any idiot can find them.
all i'm saying is, if someone asks you for a vmin fic rec and you reply with something along the lines of "hur dur, have you read paint?" you're the problem.
first wives club AU except when the maknae line set out to destroy their trash ex-husbands, they also fall in love with each other so instead of victoriously dancing out into the street together, they have a soft filthy threesome instead
Vmin
Daddy Issues by
@framesandtulips
Lol okay slutty baby daddy tae with slutty bartender jimin is just such a vibe. I honestly love the way way this author writes het tae until he sets eyes on jimin and then ๐๐
6,699 words
๐ oh look, it's a
#wipwednesday
for My Enormous Cock which was meant to be for
#vminweek23
and now won't see the light of day until I finish fuck room.