The police barged into the wrong home, plainclothed and UNANNOUNCED, and murdered Breonna Taylor in her sleep... and y’all think I give a fuck about a Gucci bag?
Nicki can’t do a Verzuz with any of these rap girlies because they don’t even have one song in their entire catalogue that can stand up to Itty Bitty Piggy.
Y’all so against raising minimum wage, but your grandma was a lunch lady for 30 years and ain’t got shit to show for it. Now your momma tryna throw a fish fry to raise money for funeral costs.
YOU THINK HARRIET TUBMAN WAS WALKING AROUND WITH A NICE SHINY FUCKIN DRESS ON, WITH A FUCKIN CROWN ON HER HEAD WHEN SHE WAS TAKING SLAVES... TO FREEDOM?!?!
My grandma called me and said “I really appreciate you telling me about the Patti program, I sat here and watched every minute of it. I didn’t want it to go off.” Y’all I just — 🥺🥺🥺
Last night was ghetto af! Y’all want Top Flite to be Bajas so badly. That is a damn grown and sexy nightclub, y’all have no couth. Have your lil drinks and wings, sing Can We Talk and take yo ass Poundtown like normal damn people. Stop fighting in them people shit.
Niggas think simply not cheating is enough and that’s the problem. That’s bare minimum. Are you attentive? Affectionate? Do you make her feel beautiful? Have you done anything romantic for her lately? Okay then.
What is it called when you’re not necessarily a homebody, but prefer to be home most of the time? Like you have no problem popping out but you’re absolutely fine if you don’t 😭😭😭😭
Legion big back Bubble Bass ass done got on TikTok looking like he has pickles under his tongue, claiming that ReesaTeesa is the cheater and liar. 😭 Sir we don’t wanna hear from a mf that had fake phone conversations every morning. We stand with Reesa!!
Having words of affirmation as your love language is overwhelming at times. Like, I can know for a FACT that you love me and still need you to tell me. I have to hear it or I don’t feel it.
Black women are my passion. I support Black women. I love Black women. I respect Black women. I trust Black women. I represent Black women. I defend Black women. I protect Black women at all costs, because they are the only people I can count on to do the same for me.
My mom used to always tell me “you never want to be in a room where more than one person can say they had you.” I know sis be turning over in her grave every time I step foot in Top Flite smh 🙏🏾
I just wanna thank
@TopFliteClub850
for whatever tf they put in my strawberry Henny that night. Really gave me hoochie coochie powers. Was supposed to be a one night stand but we made three years today. 🥺
My mom’s birthday was January 7th, she passed away in the seventh month, today makes seven years. I’m more at peace than I’ve ever felt today. Seven is the number of completeness. ❤️
This was the real Top Flite, when you could go have a BALL in that bitch for less than $25. Free to get in, split a chicken plate with ya dawg for $5, get two $7 drinks during happy hour and your $3 drink after 12. What a time to be in Tally.
I knew these new FAMU churren were different when homeboy pulled up to campus with those work boots. No ma’am, I’m drinking my pumpkin spice latte & minding my business. Won’t be on Twitter saying I’m built like a boiled egg for 24 hours straight. ✌🏾
Jaylen is a FAMU legend. Repped our school harder than anybody and did not play about SGA. I just knew he was gonna pick me for E&A Chair because I was his good girl. He told me I wasn’t ready and to focus on the crown… I won QOG the next year. Grateful for his existence. 🥺🧡💚
I don’t really do the back and forth thing because all the girls ever say is that I’m fat and/or bad bodied. 🙁 Like that’s ever stopped me from getting a bag, a nigga or this luxury apartment with my name on it. What are we going back and forth for LMAO.
Which is why I’m not leaving until I’m absolutely (financially and mentally) ready and don’t get offended by the “How long are you staying?” comments. Hoe worry about how you’re pressed to move to Atlanta with no plan or savings account.
I woke up in a really good mood this morning. As soon as I got in the car, Adorn by Miguel was playing. That was my mom’s ringtone (ringtones were cool back then 😂) at the time she passed. That was the confirmation I needed that she sees my growth. ❤️
I used to be self-conscious about the dark discoloration on my inner thighs. Then I realized it happened because this pussy was so fye, that shit got burned. Never really worried about it since then.
All jokes aside... why are the FAMU gwurls so mean to Miss Tajia? I don’t know sis from a bitch at the bus stop, but it’s always something with her. If you don’t like her lil outfits that’s one thing (y’all be wearing funky looking shit too), but what’s the reason?
I let my client bring her nephew to her appointment. I know her very well, so I didn’t mind. Why tf he gon say “are you grown like my TT?” I said yes. He said “no you’re not, you’re not even tall enough.” 😒 So yea absolutely no kids idgaf who you are LMAO.
This is the fucking worst. I hate this with every fiber of my being. Words of affirmation is my love language, act accordingly or move around. It costs $0.00 to tell your lady she looks gorgeous and you love her outfit.
Graduated 2019
Queen of Orange & Green 2017 **Before my class**
Student Senator 2015-17
And countless roles in between, including George W. Gore Scholar. I love to cut up but please don’t play with me. Respectfully 🧡💚
My dream man is 6’7”, chocolate, with a full beard and nice muscles. Has a Masters from an HBCU. Understands intersectionality and isn’t homo/trans/biphobic or misogynistic. Loves the fine arts, brown liquor and crab legs. So basically he doesn’t exist and I’m a bull dagger bye
My mama passed away at 39. If it’s God’s will I make it to 40, I’m throwing the birthday bash of a lifetime. If I don’t, y’all turn this muhfucka inside out for me 😂
Something about that “you not even my girl” really triggers my fight or flight response, and the answer is always fight. Like oh yeah?! That works out perfect cause I’m finna swing on you like a nigga off the street 🥲
In high school, I was doing this baby stud’s hair (all the tomboys wore plaits/rope twists back then.) When she left my stepmom blasted gospel music for HOURS trying to “get that gay spirit up out her house”...... sis the gay spirit was sitting right there eating hot chips 😂😂😂
Niggas be like “Ion like fEmAlEs that wear makeup” ... hoes come in DROVES like “I don’t even know how to put on foundation 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️” “Exactlyyyyy I’m pretty without it” “lashes and lip gloss is all I wear”. Keisha, shut the fuck up.
Going into my last week of undergrad and I just wanna say college was an amazing experience. I’ve been put to the test in every way imaginable, yet I persevered. FAMU really made a Queen out of me. I’m grateful 🧡💚
Congratulations to the entire Quarantine Class of 2020! A special shout out to the graduates of the College of Love and Charity,
#1
HBCU in the country, Florida Agricultural & Mechanical University! 🎓🧡💚