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@followkarnare
shawarma
5 years
gurl don't yell
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Filmfare
5 years
Cheering on the players from the stands at the US Open was @priyankachopra .
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shawarma
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city flooded, roofs collapsing, india winning the world cup. it finally feels like we are back in the UPA era.
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shawarma
1 year
sudha murthy has a - bachelors degree in electronics - masters degree in comp science - has been the first female engg in telco - author to 60 different books both in english and kannada. - net worth can own ur next ten lives what's ur area of expertise? how to be a cunt?
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Grouchy Maxx
1 year
What’s her area of expertise? How to be a Casteist?
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@followkarnare
shawarma
5 years
roll no. one getting slaughtered in the viva just to collect some important quests for others
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5 years
akshay kumar
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out of context marvel
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shawarma
5 months
hes started looking like that parody srk 🤣
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sohom
5 months
Ed Sheeran singing Perfect while sitting beside Shah Rukh Khan ✨️
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shawarma
2 months
lagta hain democracy bhi chudega kuch dino me 😭
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Prafull Billore
2 months
Beauty of Democracy 🗳️
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3 years
if i stop texting first, i'll have zero contacts.
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shawarma
5 years
i've torrent
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shawarma
5 years
pakistan says it won't telecast ipl and it would be a loss for india 😩 abbey tumharey jitne team hain utne yahan star sports ke channel hain bc 😩😩
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2 years
i want to sleep with you. i dont mean have sex. i mean sleep. together. under my blankets. in my bed. with my hand on your chest and your arm around me. with the window cracked, so its chilly and we have to cuddle closer. no talking, just sleey, blissfully, happy, silence.
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shawarma
5 years
my friends lend me twenty rupees and ask two hundred in return
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so my friend has been cribbing about being broke the entire week and I remembered I had made small letters for her on her birthday, one of them which said “open when ur broke” which she had completely forgotten about and-
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3 years
so my mum saves an extra rakhi every year so she could tie this fella
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shawarma
5 years
what the signs need: aries - sex taurus - sex gemini - sex cancer - chemotherapy leo - sex virgo - sex libra - sex scorpio - sex sagittarius - sex capricorn - sex aquarius - sex pisces - sex
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shawarma
5 years
if your mum cuts u some fruit, u gotta eat it. there's no no
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shawarma
3 years
REAL REASON WHY DJOKOVIC WINNING 🙏🙏
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shawarma
5 years
man im dead 😭😩😩
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal kaam bhi ker le madarchod
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8 years
Bhuvaneshwar Kumar's debut ball against Pakistan will leave you awestruck 💜
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3 years
wish i had shakalaka pencil so i'd draw remdesivir 😔
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shawarma
6 years
cancer in her lungs
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shawarma
3 years
whenever morni speaks
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@followkarnare
shawarma
6 years
KARTHIK FUCK ME DO ME ANAL MY MAIN MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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shawarma
3 years
pluto after her wrong dimensions were recorded. 👇
@painguin_
math dealer✍️
3 years
Abe ye kya hua😭😭mujhe nikal diya kya space se?
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shawarma
8 years
Bhai peed in his pants when he met real actors 😂😂
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shawarma
6 years
marathi girls are absolute beauties if they don't open their mouth
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shawarma
10 years
Bobby: Ek Chota Gold flake dena He: Sir 10/- Bobby: Note side se fata hai. Chalega na? He: Chalega sir, aapka career thodi hai ye.
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shawarma
2 years
thought this is ranveer singh
@KhaariBiscuit
Yogesh Kumarᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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@_amitbehere Mine gets into different mood altogether after having food🤣🤣
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shawarma
5 years
bauxite: iron:
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5 years
i swear this bitch was eleven two days back
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Infos Séries
5 years
#PHOTOS Millie Bobby Brown à un événement de UNICEF.
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shawarma
5 years
inka divorce hoyega tab mai inke photos ka collage banake roz do teen baar bhejega
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Filmfare
5 years
Redefining couple goals everyday! @priyankachopra @nickjonas
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shawarma
8 years
this is the most dramatic thing you've ever seen in your life lmaoo 😂
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4 years
model town vichh maarey gedii 🎶
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shawarma
8 years
@ArvindKejriwal ek surgical strike aap bhi kardo. resign karke.
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9 years
@ArvindKejriwal chootiye kaam kab karega?
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal ya last I remember is A CM gave 10k rs and a sewing machine to a rapist.
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1 year
csk blood mohit sharma. take that L gambhir
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shawarma
9 years
Kejriwal is one raid away from tweeting "modi is a bhosadika"
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shawarma
3 years
"mujhay nhy khaana"
@biharigurl
Vineeta Singh 🇮🇳
3 years
What do you call this vegetable in your language?? 😍
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shawarma
5 years
big coming from someone who's son had ties with david headley. fuckk off bald cunt
@MaheshNBhatt
Mahesh Bhatt
5 years
History has no place for lies. Your lies are going to catch up to you .
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal aapke bagal me sonia ji nazar nahi aarahi?
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shawarma
5 years
samira thobad baghitla ka swatacha
@SameeraKhan
Samirah
5 years
Two of the wackest, most unappealing, underwhelming, and unattractive women in Hollywood 🇮🇳 🤝 🇮🇱
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shawarma
5 years
wah re madarchod. baaki cases me religion lagana bhooltey nahi.
@sardesairajdeep
Rajdeep Sardesai
5 years
The horrific Murshidabad triple murder is NOT linked to any politics or communal angle, WB police tell @IndiaToday . Yet,on social media, manner in which it has been played out suggests otherwise; even senior leaders putting out unverified details/gruesome videos only to incite.
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3 years
mfs mock hinduism day in and out, but its the three abrahamic religions doing tandav all over the world.
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shawarma
5 years
late replies ❌
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shawarma
7 years
@ImZaheer how can you dump her @sagarikavghatge
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shawarma
9 months
she has zero international centuries btw
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Dawa_daaru
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Personal milestone ke pichhe mat bhaago. Excellence ka pichha karo. Personal milestone jhakh marke tumhare pichhe ayega
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shawarma
3 years
stick to filing rtis braindead chootiya
@SaketGokhale
Saket Gokhale MP
3 years
It’s a testament to the evil that is the BJP which will attack its own cadres & offices in Bengal to spread a false narrative just because they sorely lost the election. Remember their pre-election rallies? BJP cadres tearing off their own clothes & blaming West Bengal police.
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shawarma
5 years
GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER
@HeymanHustle
Paul Heyman
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. @RanveerOfficial ARE YOU F'N KIDDING ME??????????? 1 - It's Eat Sleep CONQUER Repeat 2 - Copyright #YourHumbleAdvocate and @BrockLesnar 3 - I am litigious 4 - EAT SLEEP DEPOSITION REPEAT
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oye ramta jogi oye ramta jogi ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ ʰᵒʸᵉ
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5 years
india has always received applause only for the batting side. can we all take a moment to thank the best bowling attack of all time. they literally win us matches all the fucking time
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5 years
we men are dumb af ✋😔
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3 years
arijit singh delivers food in his free time. simplicity level 🙏
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shawarma
3 years
k*shu and his team were arranging help for covid for a long time now. and during this period lot of women have kept them in their good books. pls dont unnecessarily bring the old tweets back and target women. this is wrong.
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shawarma
3 years
elon muks: chutiye some community coin named chutiye:
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3 years
got into a rickshaw today and found out that its twtr user ojha
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7 years
here's @mipalkar rocking a nose ring. also, the winner. 💕 #NosePinTwitter
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6 years
fucks sake what are those arms. she's never comforting anybody again if she see's this 😂
@SawabCenter
SawabCenter
6 years
Bollywood actress @priyankachopra comforts Syrian #refugee children in Jordan during a recent visit #UCanImpact #ForceOfHumanity
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1 year
woh unke aurton ko ghusnay nhy dete ye ayi badi..
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1 year
give her abram back
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HT City
1 year
#PriyankaChopra moved to #Hollywood as she had 'beef with people' in #Bollywood : 'I was being pushed into a corner in the industry. I had people not casting me. I kind of was tired of the politics & so when this music thing came I was like I'm going to America' @priyankachopra
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shawarma
1 year
what a time that was. life was in panic mode 24x7. terrorists attacks were so common. we have come a long way from regular bomb blasts to death of democracy
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Trupti Garg
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7/11 Mumbai train bläst!! Seven bläst in 11 minutes 209 people killed & more then 700 were injured Faisal Sheikh, Asif Khan, Kamal Ansari, Ehtesham Sidduqui and Naveed Khan who planted the bømbs in various trains were sentenced to déath. The other seven convict Mohammed
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3 years
modi saab
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5 years
ranbir dumped a kebab and went for aloo matar lmaoo
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3 years
why rajputs have so much akkad. most of them lads sell mewad ice cream at shivaji park
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6 years
year 2050: muslims offering namaz in sabarimala. hindus offering poojas in mosques. india has its own vatican. jains knocking on random doors naked, just for fun. this is the india i dreamt of.
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shawarma
10 years
Your brother getting married to a girl named 'Savita' would be a serious disaster.
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shawarma
3 years
*one person dies due to ayurveda* fraudtors: haha ayurveda shit endians stupid. *several people die cause of a drug* fraudtors: i think we have discovered a new epidemic. it goes by the name mufhormphyopsis aisa hi kuch
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8 years
I want some one in my life who would respect me like virender sehwag respects sachin tendulkar.
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6 years
women literally menstruate yet mind their business for the time period. and men out here are like "arey i was not feeling well toh nikal gaya pant se" doctor ke pass ja bhai
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4 years
if this corona bitches collab with mosquitoes, it's really over for us.
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7 years
@klpe i was talking about the sacrifices done in hindu temples. yet kind of you to acknowledge bakri eid here.
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shawarma
10 years
If Chetan Bhagat ever gets married to a girl named Mili, we all can proudly address his wife as "Mili Bhagat"
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8 years
Baby Kejriwal 😂😭
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal aur twitter par aapki veerta dekh kar delhi waale khush horahe hai
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5 years
bhadvi elizabeth while leaving india
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal najeeb ko bhool gaya kya?
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@The_Sleigher
gcg ⚰️
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kalki was gearing up to be so good until praabhas appeared. most untalented person to achieve such stardom. never going to another movie starring him 🤮
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10 years
The only person who never hesitates to praise my looks after my parents is the saloon guy.
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5 years
have a safe maha shviratri. do not eat two kgs of sabudana that's not fasting, karen.
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8 years
Is there anything engineers can't do?
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shawarma
1 year
someone who regularly watches dhruv ghatee is giving gyan on beefbiceps
@Ojasism
Ojas
1 year
Beerbiceps cricketers ke saamne cricket pe gyaan deta hai, bollywood walo ke saamne movies ka gyaan, historians ke saamne history ka pradhyapak ban jaata hai. Pata nahi hai aand ka, par gyaan chodna hai poore brahmand ka
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6 years
half of the desi kids don't commit suicide cause bach gaye toh alag se kutai hogi
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shawarma
6 years
this dude eating dosa besides me said "bhaiya saambaar me maza nahi hain" and the bhaiya ji replied "toh mat khau na" 👀👀
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shawarma
6 years
(•_•) <) )╯paani pi lo / \ \(•_•) ( (> paani pi lo bhai saab / \ (•_•) <) )> paani kyun nhi pii rahe bc / \
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal Arvind Kejriwal se AAZADI.
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7 years
no chaos in mumbai by karni sena wrt to padmavat release cause most of them sell mewad ice creams at shivaji park.
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shawarma
6 years
burden kya hai bhenchod bass pant me rakhna hai apna cheez
@knowkenny
Kenny Sebastian
6 years
Thank you @AGirlOfHerWords for coming forward & speaking out. I am sorry that anyone had to go through what Utsav put them through & this behavior is just not acceptable. The burden is now on us men and I’m committed to learning and being better.
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shawarma
3 years
trophy? finals haarna hain tou bolo
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shawarma
1 year
if u feel islamiphobic watching karela files then watch caliphate. its on netflix. a ten episode show made by firangis. has same story of little woman lured into isis. no one will call u islamiphobic.
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shawarma
8 years
cricket is beautiful.
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shawarma
6 years
not sherlock holmes, but connect the dots
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3 years
ponting giving live analysis while tingu reviewing rupesh misaal pav at some roadside dhaba. levels
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Srinath
3 years
Unparalleled understanding of technique - Sheer mastery from @RickyPonting
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shawarma
9 months
@flipkartsupport @flipkart abay haramkhor bhosdike flip... how dare you send me a videocon tv in place of sony. thank god for the open box delivery. tumhari bund marunga mai bharwo
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8 years
@ArvindKejriwal uncle picture dekho 😂
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8 years
Baby Kejriwal 😂😭
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shawarma
10 years
काम ऐसा करो कि मौत के बाद चार लोग नही चार गाँव तुम्हारे सात चले.
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6 years
obese women when they finally have an encounter with chirag barjatya
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6 years
girls here talking about how deepika's attire sucks. why do u care so much pinky? you're gonna wear a sada hua lehenga from pappu tailor wala
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shawarma
3 years
farewell king 👑 👋
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4 years
one milk down y?
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