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Sean Johnson

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Fly fishermen tend to subject themselves to the most self-imposed mental angst over things that they have little to no control over. The weather, water flows, travel plans and the number of other...

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

Leaving Oregon for “my dream job” might be the most powerful curse in college football currently

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Sean Johnson

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5 years

@MichaelAvenatti @AlanDersh Strange there wasn’t a child sex trafficking ring in a pizza place in DC being run by the liberal intelligentsia but instead there was one being run by a bunch of rich, creepy old white guys in a Florida hotel who identify as Republican

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3 years

The worst use of talent ever was Cristobol’s use of Herbert

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Mario is managing this situation about as well as he manages the clock

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Sean Johnson

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2 months

Can we now all agree that Trump is a Nazi and that MAGA is a Nazi cult? He literally said it

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Sean Johnson

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1 year

Breaking: U$C is now looking to move back to the Pac-12 since Oregons departure

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

Phil Knight seems to have done OK with a diploma from Oregon…

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

Lanning is a huge upgrade

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Sean Johnson

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4 years

@miss_speech @atrupar Politicians need to pass a 6th grade test before they are allowed to take office

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

@STEWest @adam_wola @CBPWestTexas @DHSgov @SecMayorkas If you are retweeting Steven Miller you belong no where near the border as a law enforcement member

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

@_quack____ @CoachDanLanning @lukecombs Herbs actually picked Oregon, the production crew put up the wrong logo

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

I can hear it already; “But there was no crowd”. USC football plays 6 games a year with no crowd so…

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

David Pollack is going to have to quit hating on Oregon

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

Busy blocking MAGA Duck fans…I don’t make comments on your Tweets, don’t make hateful ones on mine

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

5 years

If every airline was like @AlaskaAir the world would be a better place

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

7 months

Oregon MBB having 10 wins with a beat up team before the first of the year is a testament to Altman as a coach.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Half of the people commenting on Afganistan couldn't find it on a map

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

@nytimes He also believes he is a doctor, a collegiate athlete, Batman, an astronaut, Jewish(sorta), Catholic(kinda), race car driver, stock trader, Wall St. insider, lawyer, orphan(just when he became one is kinda weird) etc.

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Sean Johnson

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4 years

I am now officially dun with the internet

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Sean Johnson

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9 months

My weekly thank you to Auburn for Bo Nix

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

If there is a soon to be Miami coach still at Oregon they should be released. It is time to cut the fat

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Sean Johnson

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4 years

@RepAdamSchiff Well fucking do something then!

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

I like watching Oregon Soccer because they can pass over 15 yards

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

I have seen a lot of bad football at Autzen since the early ‘80’s and there was no booing of Oregon players. Heck, the crowd even cheered for Reuben Mayes a little when he ran all over the Ducks. Perspective seems to trumped by entitlement suddenly.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Arizona is the home of the two most dislikable coaches in the Pac-12

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

Yes, he is the Antichrist

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

5 months

So now Erik Prince and Stephen Miller are going to leg wrestle for who gets to play Adolf Eichmann in their cosplay genocide that they both long for so badly. How can this shit actually be even on the table in the U.S.? F*cking Nazis!

Jim Stewartson, Counterinsurgent 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙🎈

@jimstewartson

5 months

🚨 If you don’t understand what we’re facing yet, here are Blackwater Knight of Malta Erik Prince & convicted felon Steve Bannon pitching Prince to be “viceroy” of the “mass deportation program” in the next administration to correct “the demographic shift.”

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

The expectations for Biden to fix 50 years of damage done in four years in one year while dealing with a Congress that has more treasonous fascists than 1930s Germany is a very high bar

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Why does this guy get any oxygen anymore?

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3 years

A twist in Oregon’s football coaching search — Cal coach Justin Wilcox turned down the Ducks. Why? Column:

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

How many Oregon football players have been caught in the backseat of a car with a sheep? Answer: 0 And how many OSU football players have been caught in the backseat of a car with a sheep? Answer: >0

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

Hate for Oregon is palpable on ESPN

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Sean Johnson

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2 months

@FPWellman Um..these guys underestimate the vast swath of Dems that own and are far better trained with them then they are

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@flytyingguy

2 years

This team is Payton Prichard away from the NCAA tournament

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Please @oregonfootball announce that Urban Meyer is NOT an option

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

Jimmy Lake to Auburn rumors are heating up with him winning the @pac12 North

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Dye is by far the most under rated RB of all time. I always thought Maurice Morris was but he is now second

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Lake’s punishment for knocking his player in the face mask should be a multi-year contract extension

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

5 years

@GeoffRBennett @chrislhayes @lisamurkowski Typical Murkowski...trying to have it both ways

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

17 days

Happy 3rd wedding anniversary to my beautiful and amazing rock solid wife @shelly_hartley !

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Karma story…Alaska Airlines was asking for volunteers to check carry on bags for free and I was the only person who did…so they upgraded me to First Class for free, granted it is only an hour flight but I will take it

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

The Katlemonster doesn't actually kick footballs, they jump through the uprights on their own before he hurts them.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Hopefully, the next OC does away with the goofy starting the RB as a wideout then motioning him into the backfield thing every play

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Hey Oregonians if you are voting for Betsy Johnson instead of Kotek as a protest vote then you are actually voting for Drazan which means you are essentially a MAGA election denying Christian Nationalist fascist

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Gen X Ducks realize that there are worse things than losing a football game because we witnessed losing at the highest level. We also know that Washington has never actually won a national championship.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

@bitterasiandude has managed to capture the essence of every Gen X father in this guy.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

I told ya I was going to busy...After a short nine year engagement @shelly_hartley and I eloped today

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Utah fans should be pissed off that Oregon has a bye before the Ducks play them.😏

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Took my wife to the graduates entrance for this mornings ceremony at @uoregon and the person at the door said the parents’ entrance was around the side. She quite proudly told the door person; “I am a graduate, thank you.”

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

@patriottakes Sheriffs are the last people to ask about fixing a social issue. That has been proven time and time again.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

8 days

In a world of Jen Psakis be a @Lawrence O’Donnell

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

I just blocked my first Duck anti-masker...more to come

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

There is no such thing as "real" or "core" or "super" Duck fans. There are just fans. Some are a$$hats and most are not. Argument ended. Let's hate on some Huskies now, please.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

Idaho is now more famous for being full of fascist white Christian Nazis than for potatoes which is definitively a “you” problem

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

If you don’t think China is eyeballing Taiwan right now because of the situation in Ukraine you need to take a remedial history class

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

9 months

Just stop with the Scott Frost talk. It is dumb

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Who is a big Ute fan right now?

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

The same people getting upset about Snoop smoking some weed before his performance are the same ones whose kids were smoking weed before his performance.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

8 months

Twitter is one hate crime away from causing Elon the Nazi to flee to Hungary. WTAF!

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

As someone who is fourth generation far eastern Oregonian it comes down to racism, fear, and grievance. There is a perception that the government gives them nothing when in actuality the communities would crumble without government money and “outsider” dollars

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1 year

What's the appeal of 'Greater Idaho' for eastern Oregonians?

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Sean Johnson

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"The fact is Joe Biden won the debate and Trump had NO BUSINESS being on stage with the President. But the mainstream media isn’t going to cover it that way. They will focus on Biden’s mic and their favorite one-liners from Trump. It’s a disgrace." @funder

Biden Wins Debate

Trump should've stayed home

www.dworkinsubstack.com

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

You mad about college football being cancelled? Be more mad at the society who couldn’t take enough responsibility to make sure it didn’t get cancelled.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Did KT just drop an F bomb?

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Sean Johnson

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3 years

@McgeeSeven @CoachDanLanning @CoachDonJ

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

@RepMeijer @costrike You have your soul still, thank you

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

Three years ago today! I am the luckiest man in the world! I love you ⁦ @shelly_hartley ⁩ !!!❤️❤️❤️

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Sean Johnson

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2 years

It only took 18 hours in eastern Oregon before I was called a liberal...

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 months

Blocking Duck fans that are apparently triggered by the words “Nazi” and “GOP” being synonyms…

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Sean Johnson

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2 months

Rehearsals for the GOP convention have begun

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

I just watched the 20 something neighbor pour hot water on his windshield to thaw it out😏 Time for a science lesson

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Today marks one year of marital bliss with the love of my life @shelly_hartley !😘🥰😍Never did I think that this retired fishing guide would ever find the perfect partner to wander through life with!

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

I think I have successfully purged my TL of all Duck MAGAts

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Every Duck fan over 50 knows the agony of Husky fans.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Oregonians Betsy Johnson is not your friend, she is not a quirky firebrand. She is a dangerous populist that is supported by big business and racists.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

I am just happy Dana is going to keep the streak alive

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Hitler banned books Stalin banned booked Mao banned books Pol Pot banned books The Taliban banned books See a trend…

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

4 years

. @shelly_hartley you did it! The love of my life is now an alumnus of the @uoregon in spite of so many hurdles placed in front of her. She earned majors in economics & general social science with a minor in PPPM. She deserves all of the kudos in the world. I am so proud! #GoDucks

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

@STEWest @RightWingWatch Rural outrage is so ironic considering the percentage of federal money they receive per capita to support their communities and economies.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Mrs. Rittenhouse is driving up from Wisconsin to pick up the Crumbleys

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

Evil in human form

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Cota is going to be a starter

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

1 year

@ShelbyTalcott @BenjySarlin Sounds like a reasonable platform to run on for myself and most people that value democracy

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 months

John Bolton is such a raging shithead

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

I am drinking eggnog and rum from a snifter right now because I am classy AF🥂

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

Overheard in the local restaurant in the homeland today. "The wife and I moved up from San Diego. It is our first winter here. The wife isn't so sure about this 35 degrees and snow already." Guaranteed there will be a For Sale sign after two weeks in January of a high of 0....

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

Finally! A dumb one

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

I am still trying to figure out why so many veterans support the GOP

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Sean Johnson

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1 year

My wife really loves me

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

5 years

Happy Birthday to me!

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

As a kid from eastern Oregon if you would have told me I would be putting an insulated vest on a small furry dog to go for a walk in the dark 40 years later I would have laughed my ass off at you 🫠

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

So, someone DMed me and said I should stop calling GOP members NAZIs because it is divisive and hyperbole. My reply: Study some history and then tell me the GOP is not following Hitler’s roadmap to take power and implement his policies, particularly on race and education

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

5 years

@tomtomorrow Stratego

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

My dad still buys me a tub of Red Vines for elk season at 56 years of age. He is a very good father

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

3 years

If you don’t like whomever is hired and make sweeping pronouncements about not supporting the team then when the Ducks beat Georgia I don’t want to hear “Quack” from you. People are acting like entitled Husky fan. Trust the process.

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Sean Johnson

@flytyingguy

2 years

I am currently eating pizza with pineapple on it and it is glorious!

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