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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 months

this is how i look walking into chilis

Oh No He Didn't

@ohnohedidnt24

2 months

LeBron got that look in his eyes

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i watch hockey for the plot

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

maybe taylor hall told his agent he wanted to go to buffalo wild wings but there was a misunderstanding

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

STOP. CALLING. MEN. WHO. COVERED. UP. SEXUAL. ASSAULT. GOOD. PEOPLE.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 months

the corey perry curse may be funnier than the presidents trophy curse

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

how many goals did you get in game three:

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

jordan binnington’s tantrums are so embarrassing like i genuinely don’t know how anyone could cheer/support this man

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@lilyschwarz

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

imagine thinking this tweet was cute and quirky when there are qualified women in sports who are jobless

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I studied broadcast journalism in college for 3 whole months to prepare for this moment

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 year

where are the men to yell at them that they can’t like two different teams

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

i’m 100% getting disowned for this but at least i’m a woman of my word. #cbj #dumbassesoftwitter

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

don’t let the avs win distract you from the fact kane intentionally injured nazem kadri and should be suspended

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

list of things media members have stated are "distractions" to nhl players within the past week: - women - human rights

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

the avs ordering mcdonald’s and putting the bags next to the stanley cup is really funny to me and i can’t explain it

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

nothing brings hockey twitter together more than shit talking jordan binnington

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

vanessa morgan's "you can block me but you can't uneat this a**" instagram post after her breakup with nate mackinnon

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@lilyschwarz

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Puck Princess

@SportPrincess89

2 years

Kadri shouldn’t even be in the league let alone at the All Star game.

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@lilyschwarz

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@lilyschwarz

2 years

@FriedgeHNIC

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

good morning, the colorado avalanche can win the stanley cup tonight

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lily

@lilyschwarz

7 months

tw: sa don’t forget the sa investigation against him, the teams sa coverup that “everyone knew” about and beating up a cab driver over 20 cents.

NHL.com

@NHLdotcom

7 months

Kane’s time with Blackhawks filled with many magical memories ⤵️

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

you cannot convince me that ej has drank a drop of water since winning the cup. that man is fueled by pure alcohol at this point.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 year

idk i find it funny

Buffalo Sabres

@BuffaloSabres

1 year

WELCOME TO BUFFALO‼️ We have signed defenseman Connor Clifton to a three-year contract worth $10 million. Details:

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

society has passed a need for hockey players with the last name kane

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

it's crazy how the nhlpa will step in real quick for a player who's choosing not to get vaccinated and facing consequences of doing so but not a player who is injured and needing surgery but his team is forcing him not to get it

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

plane ticket: $466 game four ticket: $345 hotel: $145 beer: $15 getting to see @Avalanche take a 3-1 series lead in the stanley cup final: priceless #GoAvsGo #FindAWay

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

uh hey patrik, how’s it going?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

me preparing for pictures/videos from the parade knowing i can’t be there

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

retweet this if you are a woman interested/currently in a career in sports, sports media, etc.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 year

have the stars considered that maybe jamie benn was the issue

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 month

and who said columbus wasn’t a hockey town?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

if this makes me a “puck bunny” or “boomer” to all these men calling me a liar and full of myself then i can live with that.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 year

it’s so cute seeing people who always defended and/or never had an issue with b*rstool or sp*ttin ch*clets making the babcock situation their last straw the misogyny, racism, homophobia, etc. weren’t an issue for you?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i’m wheezing

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

don’t let the stars winning distract you from the fact one of their players used a slur tonight and he needs to face consequences for his actions. @nhl

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

avs stanley cup final game four. gonna scream, cry and throw up. also espn pls don’t put me on tv #GoAvsGo #findaway

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

on today’s episode of why i hate men on dating apps:

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lily

@lilyschwarz

6 years

this looks like 95% of the dudes on tinder who have pictures of their trucks on their profile

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@Gerv_Rebrand

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Auston MacKinnon

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

congrats to the bolts for finally beating cbj after 20 periods of playoff hockey

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

the avs struggling to count on their instagram lives explains literally every single too many men penalty they’ve taken

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

hi @NHLFlyers

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lily

@lilyschwarz

1 year

giving away free beer after a coach just talked about his battle with alcoholism during his speech is definitely a choice

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i personally don’t think we have discussed mikko being in his aperol spritz girl summer era enough

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

here’s your psa to not support b*rstool by buying pink whitney so buy this instead and it low key tastes better

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

rewatching selling sunset to prepare for season five tomorrow and unpopular opinion but chrishell is the villain, not christine

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

@NHLPlayerSafety

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

i just wanna know why men always find the need to refer to their exes as mentally unwell

Evander Kane

@evanderkane

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 months

@Chilis i know those triple dippers hate seeing me walk in

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i’d like to imagine this is what players see when fans are down at the glass for warmups

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

i reviewed the postgame just to see who in the hell would ask this and the reporter who referred to the actions of the nba as "distractions" is derek van diest.

Ryan S. Clark

@ryan_s_clark

4 years

Cale Makar asked about the "distractions" regarding the NBA. He says he does not consider those to be distractions. "We want to create a better atmosphere for people." #Avs

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

dylan larkin got tickets for zach’s family and zach said thank you by fighting him

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

i posted this on my private because i’m super insecure about my hip with stretch marks showing but my body has changed so much the past couple weeks with my diet adjustments and i’m finding happiness with my body more and more daily so i’m posting it on my the main! 💙

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

don’t ask what i’m doing with my hand bc idk

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

tell me these two wouldn’t be the ultimate bestie duo

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

@NHLPA y’all seriously never heard of suspension pending investigation until now? yikes. please educate yourselves because this a typical (and correct) approach.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

@Avalanche the goal line is red the crease is blue i wanna see some avs goals how about you

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

cbj fans leafs fans 🤝 hating the boston bruins

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

hi

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i keep seeing people say "the avs are losing their stanley cup winning goaltender" meanwhile they have another stanley cup winning goaltender who went 6-0 in the playoffs darcy will be missed but damn, people need to show more respect for frankie. he's earned it.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

see you soon @Avalanche #GoAvsGo #FindAWay

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

4 years

Back in black 💪

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andre commenting on the live as if he wasn’t three feet away from newy is beautiful tbh

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

it was a good night

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

if cbj come back to win this game i will literally get a tattoo off the players name who gets the gwg on my ass

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

i’m 22 and got called a boomer by a failed nhl player should be my new bio, right?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

how’d the qualifying round go for you?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

ej calling his lives his new reality show is honestly a perfect description because i look forward to new “episodes” every day

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

flight: booked ✅ ticket: purchased ✅ crying: ongoing ✅ i can’t believe i’m getting to see my team play in the stanley cup final

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

if cbj come back to win this game, i’ll get the name of whoever gets the gwg tattooed on my ass. sorry mom.

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@lilyschwarz

5 months

oh but my purse is a problem? 🤔

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@robbielu_01

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how the hell did he bring a whole saxophone thru security

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

i can’t believe i found myself in another ass tattoo situation like.... HOW

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

so no overtime?

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@lilyschwarz

2 years

@BizNasty2point0

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

absolutely love what @MapleLeafs and their players are doing right now. the nhl definitely needs more of this.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

i would say this is the last time, but i said that the first time. #dumbassesoftwitterparttwo

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

I’M HERE. #GoAvsGo #findaway

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

hello from the avs bench

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

matt calvert was struck in the head blocking a shot and play continued, resulting in a canucks goal, as he was down on the ice bleeding. but yes, the nhl cares so much about player safety. 🙄

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

burky in elimination games = goals

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

so just a run down of the last 48 hours for cbj: - the offside goal chaos - patrik laine benching - torts wanting "out of columbus" - mikko koivu retiring dare i say, what's next?

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

@ twitter do tony deangelo next pls & thank u

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lily

@lilyschwarz

6 years

@PrasunK5 @realDonaldTrump i know i miss obama too

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@lilyschwarz

7 years

@GreysABC ANOTHER PLANE EPISODE DO Y'ALL WANNA PAY FOR MY MEDICAL BILLS OR

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@lilyschwarz

3 years

future nhl star

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

off to a strong start 😲 #cbj #sorryjohnny

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lily

@lilyschwarz

3 years

@brookemiccio hear me put, you and @daniellecarolan do lizzie and isabella

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

this season hockey twitter has caused the nhl to delete an ad campaign, sportsnet to fire don cherry and now the leafs to fire babcock

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

same energy

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

espn/abc, i assure you nobody cares about corey perry this much pls get him off my tv

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

reasons cbj fans should be optimistic, a thread:

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@lilyschwarz

2 years

i selfishly just want ej to be at the point of drunkness that he makes bighorny public

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lily

@lilyschwarz

5 years

love ya bread. remember you told us you’re staying. no take backs. #cbj

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

if you think any of the comments made by brendan leipsic are okay, please unfollow me. i would rather have 0 followers than people who support that type of behavior.

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lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

in just over six hours through one tweet i was able to find over 300 women interested/already in a sports related career. so please the next time a man with half a brain cell says “there are no women interested in sports jobs” educate yourself.

lily

@lilyschwarz

4 years

retweet this if you are a woman interested/currently in a career in sports, sports media, etc.

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@lilyschwarz

4 years

i really had no idea

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

haven’t been on twitter much because i’ve been super busy working on myself the past 21 days and my hard work is starting to show 💕 54 days left of 75 hard and i cannot wait to see the end results!

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lily

@lilyschwarz

2 years

i will never not be excited for an ej live update

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lily

@lilyschwarz

7 years

@PR_NHL @NHL @PredsNHL @EliasSports shocked the refs didn't give them a penalty for it

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