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Bala

@flybalafly

5 months

Water is important

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 months

Tennis plan🤣🤣

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2 years

Swiggy please explain this behaviour

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

The guy next to me put his shoes on top of this fan????

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 months

When a 10/10 baddie makes eye contact with you outside the gym, but your ride home is a 2008 model Activa in mid condition.

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Bala

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4 years

Modiji met Amit bhai like 5 days ago and he was tested positive with coronavirus so wasn’t Modiji supposed to quarantine himself for 14 days according to the GuIdELinEs

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Bala

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2 years

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@flybalafly

2 years

Started my engineering with 10gpa and ended my engineering with 10gpa👍👍

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Students asking their parents for forgiveness after #cbseresults2020

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Jaadu hai nasha hai

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Bala

@flybalafly

1 year

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

Every single time

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Have you lost it babygirl?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Alexa play Jug suna suna laage

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Ye bol raha hai #KanyeWest ko BJP me le lo.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Just Putin the vaccine and you’re corona free.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Teacher: Give an example of DC Motor. Me: Batmobile.

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4 years

@FarziCricketer @JofraArcher “Wait I’m also coming outside”

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Bala

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4 years

When you finally get that perfect pink color

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

March

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 months

I liked your story because I like cats, not because I like you. Get over yourself.

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3 years

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

I miss you but I won’t bother you

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

I’m no Massimo but

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Liam: Where’s your cat bro? Ed: Sheeran away Liam: Payne. Niall: Horan away? Ed: My cat Zayn: Malik ke paas cat wapas aa jayegi don’t worry.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Me and the bois listening to teacher’s life story taaki bina padhaye lecture khatam ho jaye.

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

What democracy is in books vs How it is practiced in India

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

[got caught smoking in the house] grandad: potato gaya haath se dad: tomato bol hi rha tha isko hostel bhej do

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

Maybe I got friends but I got no one to talk to about the shit that goes on in my head.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Your 11:11 wishes were not working because you were not following Nepal's time zone.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Feel sad in the evening and call it champagne.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Why is every celebrity couple getting Pregnant? Sab coronavirushka galti hai.

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

Cute girl at toit who thought i was cute pls come back I was too drunk to reply I’m waiting at the parking

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Are you lost babygirl?

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Bala

@flybalafly

1 year

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

It’s ironical how a lad has a Y chromosome but a lady doesn't.

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

Please

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

A still of Rami Malek from the movie Chhichhore.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Temperature of models is measured in Calvin.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

I’m out of content.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Who called it pimples on forehead and not mathematics.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

My school teacher used to say agar scientist ban na hai toh isro me baitho.

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Bala

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4 years

10 y/o me would’ve thought this is how Anushka got pregnant.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Me as a therapist: Sad me ho leta hu aap dream 11 pe team banalo

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Me: Bhai aaj mess me khane ke liye kya hai? Friend: Aaj mesmerize hai.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Are you facing any inconvenience? Then you..

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Bala

@flybalafly

5 months

Day 3 and GOA IS ON

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Anyone interested in doing foursome?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Who called it "the rice is tasty" and not suprabhat.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Modiji banned PUBJEE, from this he wanted to convey that JEE should be banned. Another master stroke by Modiji.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Australians never say "what the hell", they go with "helmet".

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

My Tinder Anthem Me

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

I don’t live in Delhi but meri duniya hil gayi uski photo dekh ke

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Jab pata hai she’s out of my league toh try hi kyu karu me.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Can’t believe that this guy gave us two important gas laws!!

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

We used to feel so embarrassed to take a shit at school/college and now we attend lectures in our bathroom.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 months

First attempt at pav bhaji and tawa pulav today.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Drug addicts take drugs because according to them it makes them feel morphine.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

*After exam* Parents- How are you feeling? Child- BITSAT

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

No reply to a message is also a message.

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

7th June was the last day of my college and I got placed on the same day, telling y’all about this now because I just received my offer letter 👍👍

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

A lawsuit between India and United States of America should be called as industrial.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

We deserved atleast a farewell match in that Indian Jersey 🥺🥺😭

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Bala

@flybalafly

5 months

Mera koi kuch nhi bigaad sakta, mene pehle hi apna sab kuch bigaad lia hai.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Babygirl lost it after acknowledging that shein got banned.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Monica was talking about this seven.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

[Sir enters the class late] Students: Circulate ho gye aaj? Sir: I got involved in a fight. Students: Circular rahe the aap? Sir: None of your business. Students: Circle time par aa jaoge na?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Speech sixteen minutes ki thi Six plus teen is nau So ultimately he wanted to say “Say nau to Chinese products” Modiji and his mind blowing hidden messages 🙏🏻

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Is is true that girls use different coloured heart emojis for different people?

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@flybalafly

4 years

My skin doctor said dermat sab sahi ho jayega.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

If we run out of masks there will be a mask extinction.

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

Happening with me

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

The amount of confidence I had in 2016>>>>> Where is it now??😭😭😭😭

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

My tinder match agreed for a date at Baba ka dhaba, now I don't have to practice saying "Roasted frankfurter fusion, seasoned with tomato garnish" for some fancy cafe.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

If my dukh dard were a brand.

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

Am I the only one who got zero friends here??😓😓

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

My Oct dump is just pictures of her

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Kya aapke gaand me masti hai?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Remember Kamlesh? He’s all grown up now.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

People at massage parlour be like kesa masseuse ho rha hai?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Pawan we are not the same bro😔🖐🏻

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

Hey babe, it’s so sad that India lost Do you need a shoulder to cry on?

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

A teacher and a student in a room, they must be cooking meth.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Breaking of an eraser is end of an era.

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@flybalafly

3 years

No one wants to unmute themselves during the classes but spaces me sabko speaker ban na hai.

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@flybalafly

4 years

Me clicking photos of Dhoni’s entry

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

YouTube videos with corrected thumbnails a thread: Nirmala Ji to our economy 😉

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@flybalafly

4 years

Indian parents be like

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

Am I the only one here who doesn’t know how to flirt?

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Dropping out of engineering/medical colleges is equivalent of going rogue in India.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

So my teacher was literally begging us to reply to him but no one replied and I felt bad, so I muted him.

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Bala

@flybalafly

3 years

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

People who are there for you during your tough times are the real ones😚

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Who called it friendship meter and not vibrator?

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Bala

@flybalafly

1 year

A friend of mine told me that he had a different sound notification for chat with a particular person on iMessage. That person is usually busy, and he doesn't want to miss any text from them. Ever since I heard about it, I can't stop thinking about it.

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Bala

@flybalafly

4 years

Evening's dump should be called as shampoo.

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Bala

@flybalafly

2 years

This girl is making me solve Rubik’s cube in bed

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