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7 months

if you have come to my profile to search for something to own me with, all you will find are various other conspiracy theories that i not only believe in, but will combine into an even more schizophrenic+powerful argument if invoked

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I went here and everybody knew you

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$40 from goodwill let’s fuckin go

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if you have an old sony digicam with nightshot mode, a neodymium magnet, and a variable density filter, you have a full on IR camera

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@FranziaMom meanwhile on shopgoodwill

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@esjesjesj That strategy worked great in Afghanistan

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@posting_forever Genuine question: What the fuck else would it be? Apart from the incredibly blatant terminology, what else would they be selling for $3000 that would be a .jpg along with an encrypted file?

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darth penis

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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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@TrueAnonPod Controlled opposition

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@isaacfeldberg Did she write this exclusively via autocomplete suggestions or something

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@powerfulwizerd mark wahlberg

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@airbagged I’m choosing to interpret this as this guy thinking pride month is about being proud of your skeleton

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@__femb0t This goes so fucking hard

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@ParaPolitik To be fair if I saw a tiny version of these two I would hit it also

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@MuskTillDawn It is an all-time great bit to have a sprawling network of secret tunnels, completely unrelated to your massive and systemic child abuse problem lmao

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Bro wtf kind of strain name is this

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NEW VIDEO TIME it’s actually a good one I promise

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@KeyOsc @posting_forever That's plausible, but for that to work, there would have to have been someone already doing that on there for real

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What if we just killed every AI researcher in the world instead

Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower

@Perpetualmaniac

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My god, this paper by that open ai engineer is terrifying. Everything is about to change. AI super intelligence by 2027.

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@austinc3301 Everyone has their own set of basic questions they find ridiculous for an adult to ask

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@ChayaRaichik10 bitch u look like Hp Lovecraft

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If that’s a crime, then lock me up

Insider Paper

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29 days

JUST IN - Hunter Biden bought a revolver and 'full metal jacket' bullets while smoking crack 'every 15 minutes', prosecutors tell court, Daily Mail reports

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Why didn’t he try that earlier

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JULIAN ASSANGE WALKS OUT OF PRISON

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@i_zzzzzz SPIRALS SPIRALS

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LFG

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I would rather everybody on earth die than sleep at 82F

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2 months

Losing my mind at this playlist on Jeffery Epstein’s Spotify acct

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yet again I evidently need to clarify to a subset of retards who follow me that I’m not “your guy” I am not on board with being an asshole to people just on the basis of their race/gender/sex, and I am very obviously visibly jewish you aren’t even competent at being nazis lol

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from the Fiat Multipla school of industrial design

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Man this shit is so played out, this is like CalArts noodle arm slop for stoners who have been mentally frozen in amber since 2017. I bet all the voice actors are gonna ironically whisper dialogue that sounds like rejected dril tweets

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@ToonHive

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‘Ha Ha You Clowns’ has been greenlit at Adult Swim. The comedy series follows jacked, surprisingly kindhearted brothers who are accompanied by their loving and similarly swole father as they engage in a series of adventures to bond after their mother’s passing.

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oh shit my bad

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Pubity

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what’s the craziest tweet you’ve ever seen!?

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@LegoRacers2 Counterpoint: most of the country thought WTC7 basically did this

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was not prepared for just how much my parents’ dog likes spaghetti

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We’re not sending our best

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@methadonemile15 I’m figuring out what type of slop gives me the biggest number

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@NEPHEWRXK Bro if we found you while your name was rxknephew we’d definitely have found slitherman

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Soulslike dating sim where every character has BPD

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Scariness rankings of times ppl have pulled guns on me (most to least) 1. Coke plug 2. Female cop 3. Cop 4. Kid who mugged me with a real gun 5. My buddy as a joke 6. Kid who tried to mug me with an airsoft gun

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Have you ever had a gun pulled on you before? I’ve had it happen twice, both under the age of 15 and both times it was over zealous cops going after the wrong person

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I wanna make one of those ‘8 HOURS OF RAIN+THUNDER FOR SLEEP/RELAXATION/STUDYING’ videos but add a loud ass scream 25 minutes in

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@fleshsimulator

2 months

Did they have the prop department at a community theater make this or something

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

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The notebook belonging to Boeing whistleblower John Barnett, found at the scene of his death.

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@billybrizzle420 I’ll be honest these are really good (in a ‘gimme da gorbage’ kind of way)

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Bro looks like he does experiments on the left-handed

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had never really thought about it, but yeah this is exactly what i’d expect a dutch euthanasia doctor to look like

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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

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le digo al peluquero que me corte solo las puntas el peluquero en corto:

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On the one hand, letting the world of parapolitics become explicitly right-wing coded has done untold damage to the push for truth and transparency …on the other hand, it is Really funny to see ☭🔻 17 year olds reflexively carry water for the bush admin when you mention 9/11

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@jacobfuknjones I’m gonna become the joker

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just built a fully automated Wojak meme generator in Glif in 5 min: Claude 3.5 block generates the meme as JSON ComfyUI block uses a Wojak Lora to generate a fitting image JSON extractor + Canvas Block ties it all together input "AI entrepreneur" 💀

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He’s a cop with no wife

bfa agonistes

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Why would he do this

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I KNEW IT!

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uh.....I am sorry what?

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@whstancil If he drops out there won’t be anyone with whom you could scare people into voting for Biden tough :(

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THE BASED GOD LIVES

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Dear God. He’s Been Trafficked

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Ron Perlman lookin ass

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The distinctive appearance of the Maine Coon, one of the largest domesticated cat breeds.

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thus begins my financial decline and downfall

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bhutanese shadow garden-grown Dark Evil pack

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update:

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Will my gf like this

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can I get a hell yeah

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this post has been brought to you by Big Suicide™️

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In the 1980s a man with severe OCD shot himself in the head in an attempt to commit suicide. Instead of killing him, the bullet destroyed the part of his brain that was responsible for his OCD, and he went on to become a straight-A college student five years later.

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@ByYourLogic US port of Russian game: Projekt Xero: Paranormal Response Team Russian title: Ghost Shooting

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can’t have pop-up headlights or lightweight agile cars anymore because of woke now you just get to pick between Killdozer, Blobjak, and $108,595

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you know what? the AC just got one degree colder

white guy eating cheetos w/ chopsticks

@GarlicCorgi

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Reminder that if you set your air conditioning under 81 degrees you are ontologically evil and nothing will save you🙏

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My plan to fix the tech industry is to put anyone who says the words “web portal” into a 139 gallon missile drum and then weld it shut

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Bit of an unexpected one for today

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@haramcart In the sake of good faith, you’re combining the arguments of multiple separate groups with differing opinions and trying to accuse the combination of logical inconsistency The people who think its literally just the flu are not the same people who think it was created in a lab

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@Morbidful Those S buttons do not indicate security clearance, they indicate that the secret service has already searched that person for weapons/etc, and theyre generally given out to people in line for a photo op to indicate they’ve been cleared

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made myself a jailpod video

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I feel the same way about pitbulls as I do anti-personnel mines ie should you be able to own one? …yeah I mean I guess? but if it disfigures a pedestrian you’re going to jail buddy

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Purple

umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈

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almost 90% of University of Michigan students are from these counties what do they have in common?

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They do this to me at work

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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A dozen of sea animals feast the dead tuna carcass on the ocean floor.

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@conzmoleman At this point I’m all in on Biden 2024 purely because I want to see what he looks like in 2029 He’s gonna look like a Lost Episode creepypasta lmao

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HIDEO KOJIMA PRESENTS

⨝ Yung Caligula ⨝

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Drone strike

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how tf do you defend against this?

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@sonyasupposedly “Wow I sure am glad I started going to the dentist, they’re fixing all these cavities they started finding!”

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Hot take: I’d be fine with them making $500k if we for banned congressional insider trading for Real If the pay is significantly below private sector, we will continue to get the motley crew of 2nd tier execs, already-rich ppl with conflicts of interest, and bribe solicitors

Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟

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Just in: Politicians want a pay raise Their current annual salary is $175,000/year What do we think?

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Finally rescheduling weed, but not actually legalizing it, just dropping it down the same schedule as codeine, is the most Biden move ever It’s like him losing all israeli support for telling them they shouldn’t do war crimes on every other Wednesday or whatever

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This is just the political compass

🔻Pynchon’s They/Them 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️(she/her era)

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fuck it. let’s ball

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@Universe__Lover I knew a guy who accidentally snorted a giant line of what turned out to be pure etizolam this way lmao

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thats nothing, check this out:

President Biden

@POTUS

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It's simple.

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play button GET

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i feel like hasan does all that anachronistic 1980s jock/nerd crap because what he ACTUALLY misses is authentic 2007 bullying, but he’s not allowed to find a fat gay kid whose dad died and throw his bike into a spillway anymore lol

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@lisatomic5 Primer

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someone just emailed me my own address, jokes on you dumbass I already know it

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WHY YOU SEE BLANK ADS ONLINE SOMETIMES: (figure I may as well start migrating all my old tiktoks onto here) #opsec #privacy #security #diddy #epstein #fleshsimulator

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If you knew how much of successful commercial enterprise is built on black magic and occult arts you would be schizo too. But it’s more cozy to believe this is true instead

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who up feeding they creature an egg

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anybody else scramble their eggs ball style

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@YSufferer vi havas ĝis vendredo por pagi aŭ ni forigos vian penison

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@Williamthehuman @greenTetra_ Island D. James

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Thats my cousin youre talking about you ass

ＴΛＵＳＳ🔜AC

@Tauss_srgl

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The industrial/scientific instruments side of ebay often ends leaving me with more questions than answers

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I have been graciously blessed by the gods of expired fujifilm ebay auctions recently

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ITS SO CUTE

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explaining to my gf that it would actually have been financially irresponsible not to buy this

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@irregnata some might even say it’s mostly the exact same group of capitalists, cops, and politicians running the drug and sex trafficking trades in all those towns

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