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my blue tick was nicked by Musk. I am largely irrelevant and do the acting in films and tele fings

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@AngelaRayner Heโ€™s trying but has absolutely nothing in common with anyone who isnโ€™t a millionaire
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@jk_rowling Has anyone here actually ever met a trans person? Iโ€™ve met a few and they were perfectly lovely humble and kind and hadnโ€™t raped robbed or murdered anyone.
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@mrjamesob Hi James check out the response. Iโ€™m a bit perturbed and slightly in shock.
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@KimKardashian well done Kim use your fame and reach-fight the good fight..proud of you kid #WeAreAllMuslimNow
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@Nigel_Farage Says the man who couldnโ€™t get elected 7 times
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@KylaOfficialUK @jk_rowling No one is asking you to.
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@realDonaldTrump you put the wrong disk in your fembot.
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@madari2four @MetroUK I second third and fourth that..
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@GaryLineker I was trying to be cleverly sarcastic and grammatically correct all at once. Epic fail ( hangs head in shame) keep fighting the good fight x
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@darrengrimes_ Are you an actual person Darren or an algorithm churning out code which doesnโ€™t work or compute
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@grantshapps @mrmarkdolan @GaryLineker Clearly you do Grant. You serve in a cabinet which would have deported you and your family escaping nazi germany.
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@HairWeave @KimKardashian full credit to her. Finally setting an example to her zillion followers
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@AdiGaskell @elonmusk Thatโ€™s exactly what the new concept of free speech means. Saying what ever you like with zero consequences
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@JuliaHB1 @jacindaardern I think youโ€™re farting out of your mouth again babes.
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@GaryLineker Just sorry your taxes out though ๐Ÿ˜
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@mrmarkdolan If your children or wife or anyone you loved or cared about were being operated on would you be happy for the surgeons to be maskless/not wash hands. I doubt it. Again all this is just clicks and a salary. Nothing more.
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@Councillorsuzie why you retweeting swastikers Susan. Itโ€™s illegal and reprehensible. Youโ€™re a public servant. @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk @Twitter
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@KTHopkins Katie this is a bit like Hitler feeling sad for all the Jews heโ€™s killed
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@darrengrimes_ Darren dearest the conservatives set the budgets. You are aware they do this right?
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@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump You should get out more
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@jane_gatsby Hi Jane please take a rudimentary look at deaths of women ( especially black women) over the last few years in childbirth. My wife had a Csec and itโ€™s still birth. Itโ€™s not a top trumps of whoโ€™s capable of surviving massive blood loss and internal organ failure.
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@campbellclaret @piersmorgan If nasty little oiks like Hartley Brewer and Morgan were taken off the air England would be happier
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@MarinaPurkiss She is quite brazenly prejudiced against anyone who questions the government .
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@NadineDorries Yep-dear. If you are going to spout total nonsense prepare to be patronised from afar. Youโ€™re an MP not a rabble rouser..grow up 007!
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@darrengrimes_ No I think heads are in hands thinking how did that bin liner of a man ever end up as an MP.
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@LayahHeilpern Have you read this tweet back to yourself?
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@MartinDaubney @MailOnline Martin I know you are trying to stay relevant but you can use your brain to create debate and conversation as opposed to just being a tit and posting a swastiker like itโ€™s a normal thing.
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@big_mikky @SadiqKhan Itโ€™s not a personal vendetta itโ€™s a London wide โ€˜fuck youโ€™ and this is what you call democracy-debate, perspectives feelings and giant inflatable #TrumpBabyBalloon
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@LozzaFox I bet your family/ friends are just constant head in hands thinking where the fuck did it all go wrong with silver spoon boy. Itโ€™s embarrassing all this.
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@RogerMetcalfeUK @LeeAndersonMP_ Yes you are. The really stupid parts where dog whistles and bollocks seems to rue the day
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7 years
@jk_rowling All the horror of the last month is bringing out the decency in all of us however hard the bastards try to snuff it out of us
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3 years
@mrjamesob Feel free to be smug as fuck๐Ÿ˜œ
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@Haggis_UK Just trying to get seen and recognised by the far right overlords who run the shop. Sort of like an audition. 30p Lee is a perfect example of being useful and prepared to do the dirty work.
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@borissssova Why would someone spit at their own phone. Thatโ€™s strange
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@LozzaFox @GaryLineker Try telling that to my entire family who were murdered by as you say โ€˜leftistsโ€™
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@mrmarkdolan Try telling that to the families of dead Covid patients. Youโ€™re a silly boy with far too big a microphone. Have some dignity and respect
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@TheMattWain Yes Matt we must get the Khmer Rouge to dispose of her and also anyone who wears glasses/can read/spell/think individual thoughts/string sentences together etc
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2 years
@Cobratate I prefer Tate Modern
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@omid9 That was concise informative and also witty
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@LozzaFox Um actually he does. Heโ€™s the elected mayor and speaks for us.
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@Councillorsuzie @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk @Twitter I wasnโ€™t the one who posted a swastiker. Why did you retweet it on your work account with a kooky emoji. I lost my entire family in the holocaust. Is that funny to you? @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk
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@matt020876 @keithinkrakow @ShappiKhorsandi Matthew you should have your children taken off you. Sounds like itโ€™s essentially Giliad in your house. You donโ€™t represent British people. You represent actual shit...I mean actual poo..love from me ( a South African German London born Jew married to a Turkish Georgian Muslim)
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@hj44_john @NileGardiner @MailOnline @danwootton Bloody hell john do you wash dishes for a grand an hour and bathe in Perrier.
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@marionste @LBC @mrjamesob Yes thatโ€™s an amazing idea Marion. We could dig for victory like in world war 2
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@NadineDorries How is it possible to contradict oneself so severely in a tweet..Iโ€™d read back what you wrote dear.
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@carolvorders @k8tshires @guardian Who in government awarded the contract who thought โ€˜this company guysโ€™ โ€˜these guys are well legitโ€™
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@darrengrimes_ Sheโ€™s a fucking hero and a role model. Meanwhile Darren watches love island and orders deliveroo
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@JaneyGodley So essentially if someone pissed by the side of a gravestone thatโ€™s okay just donโ€™t piss on it. Or you can piss by the side of a child but not on the child.
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@KTHopkins Trump is still not going to hire you lady
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@realDonaldTrump And thatโ€™s another ten thousand books sold #fireandfurybook
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@piersmorgan Itโ€™s all bants Piers eh. Humiliating 18yr olds who have actually worked in their lives for something they believe in, rather then a populist seal beached in the upside down world of desperately having to stay relevant.
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@TheBluestStar Calling someone a slimy little bum lick does somewhat firmly put you in the corbyn cult camp
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@LeeAndersonMP_ If you try really hard you could get at least three up your arse Lee. Happy to film it. Like a charity thing. All proceeds to go to the House of Commons food bankโ€ฆoh yeah there isnโ€™t one.
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@OwenJones84 Why is he so Anti EU bit exclusively pretty much employs people from the EU and takes advantage of free trade and freedom of movement
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@REMASCULATE You clearly have a tiny penis and far too much time on your hands.
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@Anthony83368690 @LozzaFox Who are you so afraid of?
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@ManOfKent99 @mrjamesob How about just letting people in to fill the million or so vacancies in the UK and stop demeaning non white foreign people
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@OwenJones84 Are you a journalist or an unofficial mouthpiece?
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@ask_aubry He must get laid all the time.
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@chrislhayes Isn't it more like a smoking gun-an admission of guilt?
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@SimpyyGimpp @talliedar @GretaThunberg Not Greta you donut. Greta is ace.
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@anadoluagency When Turkey says this you know America is in deep shit
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@Ord_LeftRham Itโ€™s very odd to have so much anger for someone who canโ€™t influence or affect whatโ€™s happening.
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@TheRSC I would very much like Mr Letts to be blanket banned from attending theatre in this country and told heโ€™s not welcome until he profusely apologises. Really hope producers act on this-a slap on the wrist essentially just condones his racism.
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@ChloeAHunt_ Itโ€™s a few things. The US market hasnโ€™t picked up yet it hasnโ€™t translates into actual productions and also itโ€™s really only briefly the end of the financial year . Also we are all shit and itโ€™s never gonna happen for us ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BrexitBassist @bass4themasses Sorry did you just say you have black friends!!๐Ÿ˜‚
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@piersmorgan @ChelseaClinton @jk_rowling enough now piers-enough..it's really embarrassing.
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@Cobratate Phone up bum-classic prison stuff. Good communicator.
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@MartinDaubney Why we at the bottom of the G7 then genius?. Thereโ€™s only so many times you can shine a shit my friend.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ 30p mate youโ€™ve been conned
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@bradfordlad5 @jessphillips Youโ€™re completely wrong on every level Iโ€™m afraid. Having lived with an investigative tv journalist for a year...nothing...nothing gets broadcast without legal going through it with a toothcomb. Also working in the media and being Jewish Iโ€™m part of a secret society. So I know.
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@LayahHeilpern Sorry..what? Are you impaired in some way.
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@RedRosa91940184 Thatโ€™s what you call an opinion.
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@bradfordlad5 @jessphillips What a horrible thing you are. How would you know what was heavily edited/left out . Were you in the edit? Have you any idea the amount legal a programme has to go through before broadcast.
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@piersmorgan @johngreen a published novelist who hasn't written about 'take that'
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@BrexitBassist London belongs to the people who live there.
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@meghanroyals Itโ€™s so damaging and so racist. If she was white with blue eyes sheโ€™d be labelled a quintessential English rose
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@candac19 @EveryCountry @paveldouglas Yes a Jewish woman you donโ€™t like just call her a Zionist with zero evidence thatโ€™s so kind and not anti Semitic. Bit pathetic.
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@snb19692 Youโ€™re a cunt!โ€ฆno youโ€™re a cunt!
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@IsabelOakeshott All those high ranking Reich outfits you get to wear over the next 6 weeks.excited much!
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@Isysuttie My wife was mash up after jab1 but had jab2 yesterday and is totally fine today. Didnโ€™t touch the sides but she can control the tv now with her eyes.
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@candac19 @EveryCountry @paveldouglas You lost me at calling a secular Jewish woman a Zionist. Shitty and mean. You donโ€™t know her but you just bandy around the word Zionist when a Jewish person who doesnโ€™t fit your idea of how we should be shows up.
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@sammyanntyler @TalkTV What a soulless little oik you are. I really hope you donโ€™t have to front hundreds of thousands of pounds to support a loved one. The figures are eye watering.
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@paveldouglas @DangleSpanners @EveryCountry Yeah she is a bit full on. The optics donโ€™t look good for LBC and I think itโ€™s a slightly strange hire.
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@Nigel_Farage The mask has slipped-apparently you make a living from slagging people off and being racist. I know who gets my vote.
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@KatieWeasel I really hope you never have someone just tweet your name as a possible sexual predator. I mean seriously.
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@jimma54 @CharlotteS98194 When he say that? Apart from never.
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@CHIMPSINSOCKS He has a very valid point Amanda. Straight celebrity barely legal relationships have been condoned and waved off for years. Caroline flack met Harry styles when he was barely 16-she was 32.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ You will be on benefits in less then two years so itโ€™s good that you are familiarising yourself.
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@JannerJE @mrjamesob What do you enjoy now that you didnโ€™t enjoy or benefit from before?
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@Nigel_Farage Enough about you dear what about Prince harry
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@LozzaFox Who are you the mayor in footloose or something?
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@BritainFirstHQ @JaydaBF @realDonaldTrump Yes but he would retweet a post from bob the builder if his nine brain cells deemed it relevant.
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@SimonLivesey @StephenMangan A c**t is a c**t it knows no colour creed or gender. Itโ€™s just nasty as fuck
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@realDonaldTrump In other news 17 children were murdered..
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@SarahMarg0 @jk_rowling Iโ€™d say if men want to be creepy and rapey wearing dresses in order to do it doesnโ€™t tend to be a dealbreaker
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@DrHoenderkamp @JacquiFromSheff Apart from feeding clothing nurturing your child . Iโ€™d rather live in a world with free school meals and breakfast club than tax dodging billionaires. Why are you punching down?
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