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I like how The Batman is titled what your aunt would call it.
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Ryan has seen those Reddit posts
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Oh I'd literally never show my face again
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This guy is up to NO GOOD
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Bet y’all didn’t know @lizzo did covers. #RiseAndShine
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It is your holiday duty to make sure everyone you know is aware of the deleted subplot in Love Actually where the little boy is a trained gymnast.
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They found a use for the Burbank Batman.
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Did…Did she see it?
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@Sammie_Ware And that’s what we missed on Glee
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RRR screening at the Chinese Theatre is going well.
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Are people finally coming around to understand that Girls was very funny and satirical and not meant to be an aspirational show about how cool they all were?
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@Srirachachau I looked it up on Wikipedia and Trump's assassination attempt isn't even the headline.
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“I was kicked out of show business. Please enjoy my Netflix special.”
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“Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval” will premiere globally on Sept. 24 on Netflix. According to the comedian herself, this will mark the last comedy special of her career. She will also discuss being “kicked out of show business” after her daytime talk show ended after
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They should make it like Ghostbusters Afterlife where there are no jokes and there’s a big scene where Barf’s grandkids lovingly run their paws across a Spaceballs The T-Shirt.
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A “Spaceballs” sequel is in development at Amazon MGM Studios. Josh Gad is attached to star, as well as produce alongside Mel Brooks.⁠ ⁠ Josh Greenbaum will direct the film from a screenplay by Benji Samit, Dan Hernandez and Gad. Kevin Salter will executive produce. ⁠ Get the
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Oh my god
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this is so brutal
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At some point, the official Facebook page for The Shawshank Redemption rebranded as a place to see pics of sexy ladies. Well, mostly. These are all from today.
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About halfway through this really terrific piece, there is a reveal that made me involuntarily scream “WHAT” in my own home.
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"Strange Fruit," a protest song about lynching made famous by Billie Holiday, was written not by an African American activist, but by a Jewish high school teacher from New York. @CBSMMiller looks at the song's backstory. Warning, the photo that inspired the song is disturbing.
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@elizaskinner Frozen is the worst movie the Wait Disney Animation Studios has ever put out.
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Kelly Bachman performed at a party were Harvey Weinstein was in attendance. She did not let that go unremarked upon. This fucking rules.
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Keep getting new followers today is it because my tweets are so fire? lol fuck Weinstein and thanks @ambercrollo ILY #mysecondtweet
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Ashton Kutcher is a classic silly dumb guy who was tired of being thought of as a silly dumb guy, so he became a serious guy in hopes that people would think he’s a serious smart guy, but really he’s just a serious dumb guy.
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Loling at the Knives Out series being the ongoing misadventures of Marta
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@TangelaWCraft @chrissyteigen Yes, but other animals have feet. Her bird friend has feet. Surely this would have come up.
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Any other person would realize how embarrassing this story is, but Elon frames bombing in front of the SNL cast as an epic win.
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I went to a I wasn't invited to any of those parties school.
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Did you go to a weed high school, a coke high school, or a meth high school?
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Shout out to this weird guy
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Stop stealing his lunch, Bruce!!
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Coldplay's Chris Martin has revealed that he now only eats one meal per day because of Bruce Springsteen:
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I once got fired for crying in front of my boss because I was so unhappy at work, so yeah, I think anti-Semitism is worth losing a job over.
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@Lin_Manuel @disneyplus But is Hercules Mulligan gonna say fuck though
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who is your dream actor-director pairing? i’ll start:
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@Srirachachau The way people are processing it as meme-able entertainment makes me ill.
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Sydney Sweeney reciting the entire Universal Studios tour guide script before Immaculate to prove she really did it as a job. Apparently, Spielberg named the shark “Bruce” after his lawyer 😂
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It was considered a normal opinion to hate this woman.
anne hathaway, 2005.
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There is an event for The First Lady happening right now and they have a signature BETTY FORD COCKTAIL
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They are simply TOO BIG!!!
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And my eyes see…Dunkaccino!
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Al Pacino in Los Angeles on Tuesday 📸
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Happy birthday to the King
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The Naatu Naatu Crew! #RRR
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Love when Aaron Sorkin has a character respond to a question with “Did you ever hear the story about the mermaid and the goat?” and we hear the story and the first guy says “So, I’m a mermaid?” and the second says “No. You’re the goat.” And then we the audience are like oh shit
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@zoerosebryant It’s the ideal straight guy
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I lost my grandmother to Parkinson’s, it’s a horrible illness, and it’s very personal to me. So hear me when I say that this couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
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NFL legend Brett Favre, 54, reveals he is battling Parkinson's disease
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This is incredible. @RRRMovie
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It’s a miracle Trump survived
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BREAKING: The suspect in Sunday's apparent assassination attempt did not have a line of sight on Donald Trump and never fired his weapon, the Secret Service says.
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@scottgairdner Wonder if they bonded over any shared interests
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@zachheltzel @LouisPeitzman My understanding is yes, that this is absolutely how the brain works. Novelty *feels* longer. One of the reasons childhood goes by “slower,” everything is new. Our brain compresses redundant experiences and they don’t register as significant.
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Who are all these people who hate Glass Onion, my family loved it and it has a better ratio on my Letterboxd than most movies. It’s a crowd-pleaser, where is this narrative coming from?
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Don’t love this!
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Just remembering this leaked email from the Sony hack, N.B.D.
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@Srirachachau Every time he says “Stick to the plan” is so funny, the whole movie is about how he fucked up the plan
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I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
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Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you. http://t.co/MhWsl5FjEf
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@jzux Learned about the history of religion and how much of the Bible was just repurposed legends from older religions. It was the opposite of a sinking feeling, it felt so freeing and joyful.
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@ShadowTodd She is manifesting a gay fan base that I simply don’t think is there!
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OK so I’m not saying THAT.
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We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe
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@ghostofzuul @ashleyn1cole @spennyshiff @OnTheCaseMan Dismissively saying “You just don’t get it” is not the same as explaining a joke. Also, Ashley’s right.
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Y'all gotta stop acting surprised when events in 2020 are cancelled. ALL of 2020 is cancelled. We'll see about 2021, but don't get your hopes up.
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@Srirachachau I still can’t believe the next Vice President made a couch fucker joke
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Hey here’s something, Uma Theremin
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Very valid fears out there that Joker 2 will radicalize young white men into joining the toxic and dangerous world of musical theatre.
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How is this not a Netflix Original
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New poster for ‘RED ONE’, starring Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu and J.K. Simmons In theaters on November 15.
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Was talking to a group of young millennials/older zoomers and mentioned the “Petticoat Junction water tower shot” - the blank stares I received aged my soul 50 years.
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The climax features a CG John Candy facing off against Pizza the Hut in a way where it’s pretty clear they want you to cry just because John Candy is dead now.
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@JennyENicholson She’s a good dancer!!
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And just to be clear, this isn’t Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat the song. This is the origin story of the railway cat Skimbleshanks that the song is based on
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@jamieloftusHELP The one-two punch of Bean Dad and Jensen’s Cinnamon Toast Shrimp hoax was a pretty special time.
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Spoiler, it was shot on Earth the whole time
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‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ was shot almost entirely on location. “We probably had one blue screen set on the movie” (Source: )
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Can’t believe we are mere days away from getting to meet M3GAN
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This has to be an unfinished tail effect, right? Like they animated her tail in the back by mistake and just kept it as is? I love this movie.
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upon second Cats viewing I find myself still asking the question.. what IS this?
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Trapping strangers in small talk is an act of aggression.
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what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
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So many of the people in our country are just fucking lost, man
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#SoundOfFreedom climbed to second place in its sophomore outing with $25 million, up 25% from last weekend. The film has collected a remarkable $83 million after two weeks of release.
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@1followernodad She’s not like other girls
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@Srirachachau I got so much pushback the other day from friends when I called them Nazis. But that's plainly, clearly what they are.
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@realJaredGilman Recently there was a storyline about a guy with a hand who had a violent mind of its own played by John Milhiser
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Everyone, please keep it down, he’s trying to sleep
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Don’t you tell me what not to get too excited about
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Don't Get Too Excited About the 'Oppenheimer' Nudity
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I’m sorry, I’ll never stop.
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But Lightyear doesn’t seem at all like a movie from 1995. So why do this.
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What’s funny about LIGHTYEAR is, in three sentences to begin the movie, it clarifies what the movie is actually about better than the whole last year of marketing. “In 1995 Andy got a toy. The toy was from his favorite movie. This is that movie.”
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@JoyceCarolOates Joyce Carol Oates, you are thinking of Mulholland Drive
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Why is Max a separate app from HBO Max? Surely they could have just made it an update so people wouldn’t be insanely confused during the transition, right? Patrick, you fool, trying to find logic in folly.
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@quintabrunson Need to get a cameo from Miss Lawton
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I think we can all agree that this is a much better promo format than the host talking to camera next to the musical guest and a random cast member while delivering a C+ joke to silence.
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Brendan Gleeson came here to do two things: host SNL and shred
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@arayyay @buttermilk911 The joke is “Wouldn’t it be funny if Adam Driver’s monologue was just him fucking around and proving he‘s a chill guy.” All of it is written. The transphobic comment is a meta-commentary on sketch comedy’s history of putting men in dresses.
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Would love for any one of these people to explain how what he said is in any way inaccurate.
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More than 450 Jewish creatives, executives and Hollywood professionals have signed an open letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s “The Zone of Interest” Oscar speech.
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@Srirachachau Her politics aren't a secret, it's bizarre that people are treating her lack of endorsement as "both sides are equally bad."
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@zoeinthecities @taylorswift13 1989 puts me in such a raw emotional place. Like I'm a freshman in college and I can still feel everything.
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Wow, y'all weren't kidding, Ready Player Two is WILD
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Oh come ON
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My boys!!!
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Al Roker shout-asking Biden how it feels to be president followed by him yelling “It feels good!” giving me extreme R U Talkin’ R.E.M. Re: Me” vibes. @ScottAukerman @mradamscott
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Do not forget to warn your snowman friends that if they go inside and eat soup, they will melt into this boy.
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@FernieCommaAlex Have you considered perhaps turning the bedroom into a library?
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At an Alamo screening of Bodies Bodies Bodies and we have just been informed A24 is paying for all our tabs. The power I’m feeling!
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Henry Winkler says Happy Pride
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It’s a rainbow too
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I don’t follow sports, but I am thrilled for the fictional characters who work at Abbott Elementary.
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@JennyENicholson Before during or after?
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Haven’t posted photos of my perfect son Busby in a few days, so here he is last night with his favorite dog sitters who he just won’t stop talking about!!
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Not me worrying that Tom Brady’s retirement announcement will negatively affect the 80 for Brady box office.
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