"Elon Musk could've solved world hunger with less than the money he spent buying Twitter!"
-someone who walks by the same homeless person 10 times a week and doesn't give them any food
@Ziggys_Duck
This, Omar, and (it was deserved but) Stringer. All 3 hurt me deeply. I stopped watching for a few days after the Omar one cause I just couldn't believe it
-Michael Jordan's dad was killed over Mike's gambling debts
-Mike didn't "retire" to play baseball. He was suspended for his gambling but the NBA wanted it to play out quietly cause he was the star attraction
I know a chick with 100+ bodies. She complained to me that she's never cum from sex. I asked her if she's ever tried not being a cum rag and she got mad at me.
The fact that twitter/X is being banned in Brazil because Mü$k pushed fake news and misinfo to the top of Brazilians feeds to pretend that elections in the country were fraudulent should also be included in these headlines.
I remember when my old account was the first version of what
@CheckmarkLs
is now
I'm so glad someone took what I was doing, made it better and is prospering
@CureHipHop
Non-compliance. Gather a group to do it with you.
If your child(ren) is being forced to wear a mask in school, get together with other likeminded parents and don't put masks on your children. They'll change their tune quick. We gotta start playing the commie's game against them
Every year on 9/11, I remind my mom that she went to pick my brother up from school first instead of me when my brother went to school across the street from the house and I was in school 30 blocks away
@ProvideContext
Similar thing happened in baseball. Avisail Garcia was fucking Prince Fielder's wife (teammates). They fought in the clubhouse and Garcia got traded immediately
I think the Italian mob was a necessary evil in New York. The last two years wouldn't have gone down the way they want down if the mob was still around.
Woman: [presents problem]
Man: [offers solution]
Woman: [hears solution, understand solution, knows solution makes sense, does not want solution, continues to complain about problem]
@redraiderbob05
@Outkick
If it hasn't happened in the years it's been done there as tradition, I can almost guarantee it won't ever happen. Thank you for your concern, though.
I know it's opening day but the Dodgers are the most stacked team of all time and are down 2-1 against the Padres who are running on the power of friendship. I love baseball