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DILF | Coño | Depressed Marlins and Nets fan | ☭⃠

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@fathermarino
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Please don't send me memes/tweets unless they're funny and/or racist. Thank you.
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@JWIMYS The gun in the bag
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@ashyassknees Alan Anderson
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@heckyessica @ElAmerican_ @ben_kew She hopes we're too dumb to realize that we've been alive this whole time
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@ItsQuoiaAntane @thisiskashmir Imagine he was just taking a nap lmao
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@Gabitox23 @Jay__Fiasco I didn't know his name was Earvin until I was in middle school lmao
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@OccupyDemocrats This account is definitely run by a 16 year old girl lmao
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@RevengOfTheFlex You are strong and brave
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@Ballislife @FSUFootball @FSUHoops @RealCharlieWard @nyknicks Deion and Bo get a lot of (deserved) praise for playing two sports but Charlie Ward is up there as one of the best multi-sport athletes ever
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@AnthonySabatini They're about to confirm what we already know?
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@RebelNewsOnline Why are they so comfortable talking to us like that?
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@AdamBaldwin @mliz77 Idk if this is tweeted as a joke or not which is worse than if this is a joke or not
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@fathermarino
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"Elon Musk could've solved world hunger with less than the money he spent buying Twitter!" -someone who walks by the same homeless person 10 times a week and doesn't give them any food
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@Zvbear That's like going to Ethiopia for food
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@Sharlyxo This is why my kids aren't going to public school
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@fathermarino
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I really love the "the president doesn't control gas prices but the high gas prices are Trump's fault" narrative lol
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@Jay__Fiasco @JWIMYS "Draw, pilgrim!"
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@fathermarino
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To women, domestic violence is always funny when it happens to men
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I had to go look up #SkaiJackson and her boyfriend and y’all. 😂😂😂😂
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@MARJIANA29 Cause it was just as friends
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@fathermarino
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@Cernovich @bryan_mcknight Do we know if they were carrying a garage pull?
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@AdleySZN35 @TreIindor20 This explains everything. She hasn't seen real baseball since Ripken's hair was brown
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@CliftonDustin @Gerald26608863 @GarudaNicolle @OccupyDemocrats You expect a commie to read the law or do any work at all whatsoever?
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@Ziggys_Duck This, Omar, and (it was deserved but) Stringer. All 3 hurt me deeply. I stopped watching for a few days after the Omar one cause I just couldn't believe it
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@fathermarino
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-Michael Jordan's dad was killed over Mike's gambling debts -Mike didn't "retire" to play baseball. He was suspended for his gambling but the NBA wanted it to play out quietly cause he was the star attraction
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What’s the biggest sports scandal that went away quietly?
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@DarrenJBeattie @Rell__Lauren Find someone who loves you the way John Bolton loves war
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@FatKidDeals How you go from posting deals to posting porn? Disappointed in the fall off
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@burackbobby_ @Outkick Talcum X is always good for one
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@SkyNews What did the food plant have on Hillary Clinton?
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@JesseKellyDC Red Lobster. Tell them I sent you
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@godkalii I got the same one
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@signed_EZ @achingkneejoint Guess it's not instant then
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@PrisonPlanet @JCMADEITBANG When a Brit understands American principles better than leftists do...
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@libsoftiktok @FBI If there was a garage pull in her tweet, maybe then the FBI would step in
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@fathermarino
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I know a chick with 100+ bodies. She complained to me that she's never cum from sex. I asked her if she's ever tried not being a cum rag and she got mad at me.
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Chicks be having casual sex with strangers and expecting to cum is hilarious to me lmaoooo
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@OANN Quid pro quo or no because (D)?
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@Sugar_tits_420 Not even trying to be racist, all lizards look alike. That's why
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@libsoftiktok They can't do that! Don't they know that it's illegal to have a gun Oakland? 😤
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@CureHipHop "Caramel frap double blended with cold foam and 2 pumps of mocha"
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You have two kids and advocate for people to kill theirs lol
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@fathermarino
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If I get my old account back, on everything I'm calling everyone and their momma a faggot
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@fathermarino
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Dan Schneider owns 14 of these
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Large Foot Shaped iPhone Case for $21.76!
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"One of the most elite roster lineups of all time"
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YourRAGE might actually have one of the most elite roster lineups of all time
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@__veniSa His first day on the job as a sugar daddy
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@TheJoc26 Tortured Marlins fan 🫡 IFB
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@CureHipHop Teflon Don was not to be fucked with
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@magadominican 11M Haitians in India? Sounds hilarious. I'm in
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@JesseKellyDC That's what happens when you have a pussy for a president
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Imagine being in a lying your ass off contest and this guy is your competition
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This is so funny because its always a group of white people thats the loudest on the train
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I hate you commies so much
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The fact that twitter/X is being banned in Brazil because Mü$k pushed fake news and misinfo to the top of Brazilians feeds to pretend that elections in the country were fraudulent should also be included in these headlines.
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@larryislegend These new grandmas are 42 and single
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Steve Kerr knew what his last name was and still named his son Nick
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I remember when my old account was the first version of what @CheckmarkLs is now I'm so glad someone took what I was doing, made it better and is prospering
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$600 dates? What happened to $200 dates? Inflation is a mf
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@MoMoRice69 A bitch did tweet it lol
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@Outkick DeSantis/Noem 24
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Both are failed states. One is just a bigger failure
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54 minutes? I can answer this question with one word.
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Elon needs to do something about all this porn
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My wife got me a cast iron baking pan for my birthday and I made easily my best pizza yet
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Sounds like a real nigga to me
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Men are so funny bc my cousin got married yesterday and all he has on his story is a baseball game 😭😭
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@pamahlaa You speaking from experience? Did you commit Pamslaughter?!
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@yanniiiiibfit Still voting for Teflon Don
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@CureHipHop Non-compliance. Gather a group to do it with you. If your child(ren) is being forced to wear a mask in school, get together with other likeminded parents and don't put masks on your children. They'll change their tune quick. We gotta start playing the commie's game against them
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Every year on 9/11, I remind my mom that she went to pick my brother up from school first instead of me when my brother went to school across the street from the house and I was in school 30 blocks away
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@Ferastafari @JDRucker @townhallcom Lol. Communists think they can use your values against you. It's so cute
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@pagan_hoetry Ever try a cigar?
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No one: Drake:
@dvkatt
CHISMOSA
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Someone asked me if my abs are fake. The answer is NO! They’re not fake. Me & my little abs against the world.
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It really is some outrageous number
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I don’t wanna be Mr Bitches but folks thinking 19 is some outrageous number is hilarious to me
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@Freddd2k @addiesnextdoor It's been lower before
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@Alicikhem @rkaj_3 @TehilaBebia @joshbechill5 The fact that you gotta explain this to a fully grown adult
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@ProvideContext Similar thing happened in baseball. Avisail Garcia was fucking Prince Fielder's wife (teammates). They fought in the clubhouse and Garcia got traded immediately
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@saexdah @_preciousdee I wanted to say this the other day but I didn't feel like being one of Twitter's main characters
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@goodblackdude You gotta admit, it's really an amazing talent the way they can flip a ham sandwich to be about race
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Take out J. Lo and put Canela Skin. Thank you
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Latina mount rushmore
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No one really goes around talking about being a predator
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why can’t yall spot yall friends being predators?
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@4141steph @CureHipHop I'm not even Black and this is insulting
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@BecketAdams @mliz77 This is my rep 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@John55047899 @AnthonySabatini That was confirmed in 1865
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Believe this if you want. That shit didn't happen
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I think the Italian mob was a necessary evil in New York. The last two years wouldn't have gone down the way they want down if the mob was still around.
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Why is college down the drain and not the bab…. Nvm. Congratulations on graduating 🥳🎉
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Woman: [presents problem] Man: [offers solution] Woman: [hears solution, understand solution, knows solution makes sense, does not want solution, continues to complain about problem]
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@MamaTea_ I got ate alive one time for suggesting this lol
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@redraiderbob05 @Outkick If it hasn't happened in the years it's been done there as tradition, I can almost guarantee it won't ever happen. Thank you for your concern, though.
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If I'm chasing it and it's chasing me, we will never catch each other
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Don’t chase what’s not chasing you.
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this might be the hardest merch of all time
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It took 3 decades but it's so nice and refreshing to get along with my parents and finally have them on my side
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What's Puerto Rican food? Chinese takeout?
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Hmm I think Puerto Rican food is better than Colombian food lmfao
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@desifromig Also, there's only one way to make a baby. If you're not okay with having a baby with someone, don't have sex with them
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What was the first major league ballpark where you saw a game?
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What was the first major league ballpark where you saw a game?
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@fathermarino
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@Sugar_tits_420 One of those strong ass sneezes that makes you see stars
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@fathermarino
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Or you can just go outside...?
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ZERO hotel fines since I learned all of this!!!👍💨💨
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I know it's opening day but the Dodgers are the most stacked team of all time and are down 2-1 against the Padres who are running on the power of friendship. I love baseball
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Chicken said
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This is what she means, brothers. Presented by yours truly:
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@LordJerms And then missing payments! Lmao
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@jwr020819 You're acting like Cano is some scrub
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@CureHipHop Told them the same thing but they only do what TV tells them to do 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Imagine the smell
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Trust me this is not Bangladesh or Somalia This is Kejriwal ruled Delhi.
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