Dave @fartingassess Twitter profile

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Dave

@fartingassess

2 months

farting is like the ringtone of the ass. the poop is calling...are you picking up??!?!

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im paid to write this

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@mikerecine mike recine, trying to silence a black man once agai

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Austin Powers was a genius for thinking to just straight up ask a woman "are you horny baby?" Unbelievable game, you get one yes and youre in

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@erisprimes hey thanks!

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@theCJS i fully respect the tattletale mindset involved in calling the police on someone for disliking an article

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3 months

im eating a diaper with homey mustard sauce

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9 months

pulling down my pants and fucking these the moment i enter the Korean BBQ spot

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This is awkward as hell. I don't wanna worry that some half assed robot is gonna spill hot soup all over me

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everyone with a tech job should die

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Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

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The worst thing pedophiles have done is ruin the perfectly good word molest. Now when I use it to mean "annoy" or "bother" people look at me funny

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@paoloredtoblue @len0killer damn i bet it was dope!

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10 months

@GeebMinister a week to prepare an hour of standup. yeah that seems like enough time im sure itll be good

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@_Bacchanalian youre welcome jamie

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1 month

what if instead of 5 hour energy it was 6.5 inch energy and it was about my dick

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1 month

this is the virtual equivalent of being dapped up🙏🙏

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if im being totally honest, ive wanted to kill every president

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2 months

@doulbedoink hes Da Man

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1 month

its super hot when a woman spits on your penis. and farts and pees and poops and barf on it. huak tuwa! fart pee poop barf and spit on that thang!

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I'm farted

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@fartingassess

7 months

i would enjoy to have sex with both of them

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jerking off into a diaper and then slapping onto a homeless guy's head as i run by

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11 months

birth control bitch you meed burp control for dat ass aka fart medicine

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22 days

Answer: I have a job and get laid

Kai ⨂ | cr: Into the Dark

@coelakaith

22 days

Question: Do you prefer Wolverine's claws coming from the back of his hand or in between his knuckles?

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7 months

fucking Steve Harvey in the ass, "Ohhh lawdddd, i dont know about this!"

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@Alyssaaxo94 @tom_on_here @mattrife ma'am Tom is a renouned expert

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@WhiskyCokeNoice sodas USED to be cool but now they sold out

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3 months

wtf is happening

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@paoloredtoblue @len0killer great question! raise your hand if youve experienced civil war before

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"I'm very annoying. AND gay." - Anthony Bourdain

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@drugs_abuser telling on themselves

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you cant get mad at me for the things i say. I'm a Down's Syndrome guy!!

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its scentifically known that if you eat a lot of sandwiches you become more sandwich like in nature...

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we all agree 35 year old man never married = gay. nothing wrong w that but lets not pretend

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10 months

@mikerecine losing it at calling Israel "she"

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4 months

3 people living the same life, and its beautiful

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@murderxbryan your text flubs are my favorite flubs

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me when she makes me fight a ladder for pussy:

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its a fucked up thing that we all know cum town invented: chris benoit bowflex, bam margera sucking phil's dick, etc etc bits but almost no one acknowledges the source

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4 months

im a surgeon and during the day when i open up peoples skulls i fart in them so they become retarded fart zombies when im done

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5 months

when i see a butt this crazy i assume all the poop got stuck inside

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What is really going on please? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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has anyone noticed Lana Del Rey looks like one of the buffalo wild wings at buffalo wild wings

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@Trekfan32 IBC dont make no damn beer! brother thats a W for spotting that

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1 year

gotta respect sady doyle. all time nitwit

cthulhuey lewis and the news

@tresdessert

1 year

How was this over 7 years ago

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my name is JohnAnthony Lifestyle

JohnAnthonyLifestyle

@JohnAnthonyLife

3 months

How to give a woman a s*xual compliment without being creepy? #dating #datingadvice #datingformen #relationships #datingcoaching #datingcoach #menmentorship #datingmentorship #datinglife #johnanthonylifestyle

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Me: I can't just keep eating fig goat cheese and prosciutto variants this summer, there must be another way SUMMER ISSUE OF FOOD & WINE I HAVE NEVER SIGNED UP FOR YET IT COMES TO MY HOUSE Me: Oh sweet SUMMER ISSUE: How to use your fresh figs, prosciutto and goat cheese

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#dope #wazzap

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i heard from my uncle if you text a fat person a pic of a sandwich theyll eat their phones and youll never hear from them again. or theyll block you, one of the two

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it still is loser lol

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we found your apartment

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@JayDoubleXL @mikerecine imagine me raping you

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women with bbls must do crazy, insane fucking farts. WILD flappy ass blasts

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i am 0% gay and 100% not gay

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not I farted, *we* farted

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i hope Trump gets to call someone new fat soon, that's my biggest ask of this election

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4 months

@AdamFriedland "tortured poet?" shes right on the money there about you

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@fartingassess

7 months

this is my cousin evan, his girlfriend cherise has a touch of the autism. but just enough so its still legal by law, as he is always keen on reminding us. good man

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No idea why this guy would feel targeted

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ahem?

💖LIL Fridge Mane⭐️

@Twinkplug

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Id rather fuck an old midget than eat at chipotle

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guys Gay Chef Boyardee is mad at us

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oi mate? i done frew up

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@lunch_enjoyer every👏 bald 👏man 👏is 👏caleb👏 pitts

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4 months

lets check in on all my TikTok friends :)

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@fartingassess

10 months

the only good promoted tweet ever:

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@glass_it

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A message for Israel and Palestine from the United States:

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bjj stands for blow job job. in Brazillian they repeat words for emphasis. practictioners of this sexual technique have been known to suck dicks clean off of a body

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@AdamFriedland @kanyewest mr west your fanswould love this

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@okimstillhungry wild that nothing happened to Jake Flores after this

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11 months

whats sick about this country is if i replied with this photo *I* would be in trouble!

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

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Very first episode of my brand new podcast “Meghan McCain has entered the chat” is up at midnight on all places you find podcasts. New podcasts every Tuesday and Thursday - every week! 🎙️ 🇺🇸 ♥️

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started calling people who read books Read 'Tards

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herbal cig crew. who up affecting they health?

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the question our society today bravely asks is, "what if regular stuff was also porno, too?"

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Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Reese Witherspoon eats snow with her spoon in new video.

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4 months

she is diaped up and we are HERE for it!! #ABDL

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idk if this is a bootleg or what but, the cum boys should 1000% start selling old classic episodes on vinyl and just live off of that

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whataver happened to us baby?

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shoutout!! big ups ya bois @dril !

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im gay, im a retard, i smell like dish soap. i poop my pants and eat it. i save my farts in jars and mail them to random people

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6 months

it would be crazy if someone replied to this tweet with links to buy shrooms online in Virginia...

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you BETTER fucking respect the the ABDL *community*, a group of serious like-minded individuals who advocate for their interests publicly, who happen to think being an adult wearing diapers will advance our society into the next millenium. pretty cool

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@fartingassess

4 months

watching floppy arm lady bounce around and getting ready to do the roughest "hear me out" of all time

Kevin Dahlgren 🥾 🥾

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My first five minutes in downtown Portland and I was surrounded by people so far gone it’s inhumane we are allowing them to wander the streets.

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lol

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landlord rental application with body count question

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at the superbowl half time show, farting into a tuba

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sitiin next 2 da meth pipe

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dasha wearing the red diaper #ABDL #abdlgirl

Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

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Friday in the 4HL you can really feel the pull of the weekend

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Timothy Olyphant? yeah if he was freakin around today it'd be more like freakin Timothy OnlyFans

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japanese peoples birth rates are declining because they have been tricked by cartoon pornography into thinking they can only have sex with Bugs Bunny

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names, etc read like an E1 episode lol

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1 month

help! ive been farted!

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4 months

look between the letters q and p on your keyboard. thats right, dummy: its wertyuio

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4 months

you gotta read this retard's thread and all the replies

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7 months

Jake Flores....on Chopped...serving his favorite dish

Big Fat Bitch

@BlackTransWoman

7 months

Judges, today i have prepared for you a deconstructed cum cookie. The cookie is a fresh baked almond sandy, served warm with a semen reduction smear next to it on the plate for dipping.

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