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Fardeen Sanam

@fardeensanam

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Schrödinger Socialite| Writer| Poet| Digital Marketer| Entrepreneur |Baby Minimalist| Dark Humour| Cringe| Proactive Procrastinator| Walking Irony| Pegasus

Bengaluru, India
Joined November 2019
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Fardeen Sanam
3 months
It’s a lowkey weekend with classes, assignments and Netflix. Not going out. So let’s do this
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@fardeensanam
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1 year
My sister dragged me to my mom asking what these marks are 💀
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1 year
I miss my hair, especially while clicking pictures like this and in ethnic wear.
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2 years
Good morning! So tired after the trip.
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1 year
Low key weekend with stolen cookies ✌🏻
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1 year
Last time he got a taste. Today he'll get the whole experience.
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1 year
Good Night..
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1 year
I officially declare he End of mu Toxic Top Era. From now I'm a nice person.
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10 months
Remember the days of fake Facebook accounts before you knew about Grindr? That's when I met him. He thinks it's been a decade, I know it's 8 years. One of my oldest friends. 🌚🌚
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1 year
It was a perfect day! Ending it by going to bed early. Good night Tweeple🌚
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Bought these baggy joggers last month but never wore them. Today seemed right.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Also, not in a good mood since the last few days, so I'm wearing some slutty inners.. lol Feeling sexy, will delete later.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
A guy on Instagram sent me screenshots of someone on Grindr recommending me! 😭😭 I want to know who he is
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@fardeensanam
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10 months
These 18-21 yo guys are annoying, have no conversation skills, largely included by cringe perspectives of life and love (not gonna blame them, it's a process). But MFs know how to take a D and I like that quality in my bois 💀💀
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1 year
Serving black today 🌚
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1 year
My sex life is like rain in Bengaluru. Dry for weeks and boom, I go filling around random holes over a weekend! Excited for this weekend though.
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1 year
Excited to go back to work after a long and fun weekend
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Okay 🫰🏻
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@garam_khopdi
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1 year
Post the same person in two frames that show their range
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1 year
Why is everyone in Bangalore suddenly looking for a threesome? Wtf bro I wanna destroy you alone, I don't want an eye witness.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
I couldn't pose then, I can't pose now 😌
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@DestiniYvette
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Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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1 year
Can't keep my neck straight! Good Morning 🌞
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Fardeen Sanam
2 years
The Pit Stop of Drag Race S15 hosted by @TheBiancaDelRio is better than @RuPaulsDragRace 🤌🤌 I hope it gets better after the 60 minutes episodes (which I don't think makes sense at this point).
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3 months
Happy Thirsdayyyy 🙂‍↔️
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Fardeen Sanam
10 months
Good morning 🌞
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1 year
My Facebook memory 💀
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10 months
Trying my own brand's hoodie. We've a new collection and it's so pretty 😭😭😻😻
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10 months
Telagana's new daddy is totally my type OMG 😭
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
So I didn't give myself time to overthink over stupid reel and just did it.. 🫣
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
My outfit for family dinner daawat I really don't want to go
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
In January I met a guy who was really close to my home. We met, had average segs but the conversation we had afterwards touched me deeply as we were both under a similar dilemma about that time. We then exchanged numbers and I pinged him after a few days. He didn't respond.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Boi do I wanna get laid tonight
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Not my best today. Wanna get some deep rest. What's your Remdi Rona today?
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Fardeen Sanam
10 months
Changed my Grindr name to my preference and so many cuties are texting and tapping. One said he thought I'm a bong bottom and that's why he didn't text me. LOL I need to workout and kickstart my twunk era
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Hate taking off from work when I'm sick and at home 😭 3 loads since morning 🤌🏻
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
Told my mom that I threw up after eating Biryani out last night. She cooked this for lunch.. Just looking like a wow!
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
My kinda day: Rain plus a good book.
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
I'm glad I decided to show up at the event despite feeling like shit. Affirming that my capacity to give abundant love has filled with a hope that I'll attract the right people with similar capacities. 🥹
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10 months
I get the hype around the dude party. It's validating. So many guys wanted to dance with me and some wanted to take me to their place. Still the experience will be stained by the memory of a person who I know from Grindr grabbing my crotch without consent. 💀
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
From Bilaal Saeed to Billie Eilish. Textbook bi-olution
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
So beautiful, so elegant Just looking like a wow
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11 months
Feed him with hand and rub his taalu with the other, and watch him fall asleep. #SaturdayMorning
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1 year
Exams done! 😎 Now I can eat and sleep peacefully and spend the rest of the day with my nephew.. 🐣
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1 year
I wish I had a Marathi Crush I could impress with this 🫣
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Fardeen Sanam
3 months
In today’s news! 📢 ‼️ City boi experiences humidity for the first time and loses 5 kg sweating like a pig. But looks sexy with glistening body and face.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Can I pull off a Buzz Cut? My hair is very thin and silky and it's difficult to maintain them if they grow more than 4-5 inches. Buzz cut would be easy to maintain but not sure if it suits my face.
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1 year
I'm bored
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1 year
Dressed up a bit to uplift my mood.. Cap or no cap? #GoodMorningTwitterWorld
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
Instagram just added the green story feature for posts and reels too! Now I can post thirst traps even on my feed 💀🌚🍆
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
12 pages are up for review Tuesday is gonna be thrilling. Wish me luck.
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1 year
Long day at office with 4 meetings but super excited to meet my partner and discuss the prelaunch campaigns..
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3 months
Justin Biber at the Ambani’s wedding season 3
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
This morning I realised that I missed my favourite umbrella on the bus yesterday. It's of the same colour as my Teeshirt 😪
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1 year
Sambhog he nirvaan hai
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1 year
This twink I used to hook up with, recently got a boyfriend and a glow-up. I can't wait for them to break up so I can offer him my multi-purpose shoulders again! 🌚
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
This guy from Delhi has been stalking me for more than a year and today he stopped a level lower. 🫠 I'm tired of blocking several of his IDs. Next time I see him I'm lodging a police complaint. I know he's seeing this tweet as well.
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8 months
Date night X Assignments Drag Race X Operations Research 😭💀
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Fardeen Sanam
6 months
Is this the beginning of my S era? A non-practicing S, of course.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
Pride 2022 👉🏻👈🏻
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@whysheangel
yaf.
1 year
Quote this tweet w yo fine queer selffffff. 😭
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11 months
He texted me asking for my number to talk about books.
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
A guy sat next to me on the bus and started asking me about what types of books I read and why I read so much. Apparently, he's been observing me for a month reading everyday. He wants to start reading too but hasn't touched a book. He followed me on Ig saying I inspire him 😭🥹
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Just doing the assignment
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@yassifiedsloth
yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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1 year
My date is cuter than what he looked in the picture.. His eyes are so pretty, almost like a puppy or this manipulative gaze emoji 🥺🥺
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1 year
Starting my day with his tummy time 🧿
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1 year
Meet my Lil nephew! He's teaching me how to slow down and enjoy the little things.
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11 months
This guy is moving back to his hometown on Monday and he invited me home for lunch. It was due for months but I never made time. I'm glad we did this before he goes home. The food was delicious, and I learnt that people in Odisha put sugar in daal. 💀
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
My biggest flex is guys telling me on Grindr that I'm famous on Twitter 😭 I'm not famous, you guys are just jobless, horny and got a lot of time to spend on Twitter 💀
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11 months
Ethnic day in the office as a part of Diwali celebrations. I look hot and I feel hot. 🌚 The first time I wore this Kurta, my girlfriend couldn't keep her hands off me and we made out in the Zoology lab amidst a human skeleton, animals in spirit and a really creepy snake skeleton
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Fardeen Sanam
1 year
About a year ago a Twitter page not only posted my private video but also tagged my Snapchat account (cz if I'm sending it to someone on the app, it's obvious that I send it to everyone). A lot of popular meme pages are doind the same thing. Godi Media is better than this!
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1 year
Outfit for two meetings. Because it's pride month.
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1 year
It got published in Feb edition and I received so much love and appreciation for that. And I was proud of myself for dealing with it so productively. And guess what. He texted me a few minutes ago saying he lost my number as his phone was stolen. 😶‍🌫️🙃
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Fardeen Sanam
11 months
This hot dude has this beautiful thick 🍑 but he won't let me in because his last two times bottoming wasn't fun. 🥲 Hate it when bad tops ruin sex and cockblock others 💀
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1 year
My Grindr bio until my next therapy session: Will write you a poem that penetrates your heart And drill you so hard, you won't be able to walk.
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Fardeen Sanam
6 months
🤏🏻 this close to putting 'No taps No tops' on my Grindr profile. Time to include some red elements in my flag 😌
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6 months
Yellow makes me happy 😌
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1 year
2017 v/s 2023! Fake glasses to real ones. Lol
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Fardeen Sanam
10 months
A DJ from last night's party just added me on Instagram and asked for my number 🫠 Validation Max pro but I still can't ask this one MF's number because anxiety 🙂
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10 months
The way my twitter reach has crumbled.. I'm 🤏🏻 close to posting my D
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1 year
It's Friday!
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1 year
Only breeding a twink as his boyfriend watches will fix me now 🤨🫰🏻
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