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#1 rwylm, false god, holy ground biggest fan ᥫ᭡ she/her cat mom • 28 • marvel fan

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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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shaming her actual work and stanning this made up AI shit is so fucking weird
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wait ya’ll are out here measuring your bracelets? i thought we were free balling it
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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“WHERES THE FALSE GOD STANS AT” me
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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so i leap from the gallows and i levitate down your street crash the party like a record scratch as i scream WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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everyone wants a signed folklore and i know they’re everywhere but man what i would give for a signed evermore 😵‍💫
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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just read the username yall 😭😭😭😭😭
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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ya’ll look what walmarts got for $18
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the way i’d give my left leg for this
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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facebook swifties 1000% have no idea what equal trades are and it’s hilarious 😭
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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did you know they make MINI PEANUT BUTTER M&Ms????
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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me picking the most random guesses for tonight’s show then remembering the prize is a signed cd
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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he sent me his skip list…
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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not my irl swiftie friend saying they skip gorgeous & new year’s day……
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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@Abelsx0prnces he’s so disconnected😭
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@makschampagne13 stop they thought it was the sold out stadium or something 💀
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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i’m at the part when Ezra & Aria tell her parents about their relationship and they’re both sooo shocked that nobody thinks it’s okay😭😭 like get a grip
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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Do you ever go: 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷LOVER🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 But then: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢🤢inthaf🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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some of ya’ll must be rich rich cause i could not spend more than $50 on a friendship bracelet unless Taylor herself made it
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NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE DONT WANNA WEAR PURPLE??
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why is tiktok full of Taylor hate all of a sudden????
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everyone on the TL getting eras tickets meanwhile i’m still hanging tight ya’ll🤞🏼
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DEAR READER BEND WHEN YOU CAN SNAP WHEN YOU HAVE TO
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@shookswiftie @taylorbllvd LMFAOOOO i love them
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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ew why is everyone saying MAYO???🤮 the answer is Ranch
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*KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* What you having with these????
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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emily’s mom is so fucking dramatic having a breakdown bc her and maya were playing footsie under the table 💀
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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the way multiple people deleted their accounts last night bc they kept getting attacked is actually crazy to wake up to
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@swifferwins this is actually kind of scary that it looks in such good shape like what are they feeding us 😭😭
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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just how fast the night changes
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looks like i won’t be going anywhere today
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Ya’ll should i cut her 🔪
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with Pennsylvania under meeeee ☃️
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rep tv secret sessions??? bestie i’m ON CALL WHENEVER YOU NEED ME @taylornation13 🫡🫡
@taylornation13
Taylor Nation
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How many secretsss do we think are hiding in that hair?
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who wants to join??
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@mo0nandsaturn @flower4taylor NO LITERALLY!! the hate i seen on tiktok today the comments were like “and here she goes again announcing another album at the grammys that she’s already released before” like??? they need to just stop talking
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genuinely how do ya’ll do no spend months?? like do you have someone hide your card? cause that’s a good idea to me
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the fact that Aria is a senior in HS right now and she just found out that Ezra got a girl pregnant when he was a senior and he’s now dating her at that age and has a 7 year old son……
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@reptrackeleven This and the pink are the best wym!!
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every guy on any dating app
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@KlRBYREED she gonna have the lamest excuse in the world about the leah thing
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not people already talking about skips??? stfu it hasn’t even been 24 hours bro
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THEY DESERVED A LIFE TOGETHER
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ya’ll could tell me Taylor posted a snake at 3am and then deleted by 3:01 and i’d prob believe ya’ll i’m so gullible when it comes to rep clowning
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name a movie that BROKE YOU the lovely bones ☹️
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i know there’s probably a lyric we all hear in our heads randomly throughout the day and mine has been “baby lock them doors and turn the lights down lowwww” for the last 2 years 😭
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welcome to PA one day it’s 50 and sunny and the next:
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got my first ever Taylor ornament ya’ll🤭
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how do y’all genuinely form friendships on here? it’l can hard in gcs when there’s so many people and that’s literally all i’m in💀 (and don’t say interact bc i literally interact with anyone/everyone i see on my tl)
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TAYLOR WALKS ONTO THE RED CARPET LIKE THIS WYD??
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not people on the timeline talking about shipping Harry and Hermione💀😭 get that filth off my feed
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you’re the loss of my life
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@TS19_89
Tasia ⸆⸉🪩
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I love my cardigan collection so much 🥹 i love knowing it's complete I'm so thankful #TSTTPD
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YALL IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THANK GOD IT WAS SIGNED 🥹
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What's a tv show you've seen every episode of? Respond only with a gif
@lavenderpain13
⋆✦⋆lavender ⋆✦⋆
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What's a tv show you've seen every episode of? Respond only with a gif
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@gilmxres and the fact his wife Lindsay ended up JUST LIKE THIS 💀 rory was def a lil serious
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ya’ll i’m obsessed. where did this lil guys come from
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IDC WHAT ANY OF YOU TASTELESS BITCHES SAY THIS SONG IS A BOP
@gngeveryday
#1 Everyday Stan ☀️
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if my fav released something like this, i would literally protest to unrelease it
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i have no words
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@hannahcabanas @Eras_Resale @ErasTourResell not them acting like the person buying the ticket isn’t gonna have to pay for the same exact expenses??
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the fact all of twt is obsessed with nerds gummy clusters is probably the best thing i’ve ever seen 🥹
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ash⸆⸉ TAYCOUVER N2 ⋆。°✩
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can’t even get through this lecture without a hit
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@tisthepamseason why can’t she just give it a rest god damn😭
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the way i’m rewatching H2O and this is the “popular guy hot guy” lmfaoooo
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DOES EVERYONE HERE LIKE NUTELLA??
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@fifteeenswift the fact it’s ALWAYS grown ass woman too like plz stop being so embarassing 😭😭
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i’ve blocked about 30 people who have been talking shit about 1989 and just being so disrespectful towards it and Jack and Taylor like yall are not fans bffr
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the fact that this is a 23 year old woman is actually wild
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nicole⸆⸉ | just keeps losing
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FROM SPRINKLER SPLASHES-
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@hauntedintro you think target has more selection than a record store??? lmaoo how
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what a way to wake up
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i feel like i’m the only one who LOVES wrapping gifts
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anytime i change the name in my profile they make me do this shit 💀
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i am SICK of the Polar Express slander on my tl today 😤
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@getitoffmydesk_ this is a weird take cause a lot of people who collect vinyl that actually have record players sometimes don’t even open the exclusive ones either way so
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welcome to PA ✨
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who’s the biggest false god stan??
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it’s honestly hilarious bc i seen a tiktok where someone said they felt like Taylor was being shoved down their throat but like girl maybe if you stop interacting & making vids about her the algorithm wouldn’t do that??? 🤭 like how fucking dumb are these people
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@feverdreamliz this is facts i never seen his fans fighting with other fandoms
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YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY HERE FOREVER
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new bestie
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me if you even care
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@kaitofmyheart
kait ⭑ iso indy/miami eras
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me if you even care
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Looking for more swiftie mutuals!!!♡ - my names Nicole & i’m 27 - Our song made me a fan and Speak Now is my favorite album with reputation 2nd🐍 - love interacting with everyone and try to follow back esp if you’re 18+ - you’ll see me post my cats here and there (i have 3)
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i’m sorry but a lot of these “swifties” with bigger or verified accounts be posting the most out of pocket shit for interactions and ya’ll eat it tf up💀
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had to request off april 19-20th to celebrate TTPD release and 4/20 🕺🏻🍃
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@lovergrrl13 pls i wish it was so i didn’t have to drive in it every year 😭😭
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this is about to HITTTT
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i’m sorry but i hate when people randomly facetime/call me i WILL NOT be answering
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THE WAY THEY GASPED (i mean she did get caleb to play her)
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omg where’d luna go????
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king & queen
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hey ya’ll 🤭 i am looking to make more friends on here!!! - top 5 albums are rep, midnights, speak now, evermore & 1989 - I interact with literally everyone & anyone - 27 & weedlors follow meeee 🍃🍂 -cat mom to 3 and here’s luna🤎
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who’s WE?
@realbbymula
MULA🍒
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We all LOST our VIRGINITY 12-13 YEARS old TELL me I’m LYING 😭
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ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ 🆆🅷🅴🆁🅴 where 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 ʷʰᵉʳᵉ 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 are my ENDGAME stans???
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TN active at 8am
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seeing some people get double signed in their orders on accident is actually wild considering how many people haven’t been getting their signed stuff😭😭
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after the surprise songs today
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now PLL i can rewatch but if i tried to rewatch The Secret Life of the American Teenager now that was cringey af 😭😭
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i don’t get why when we make tweets on our account and someone comments we can’t delete THEIR comment?? like every other social media has that option…
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me and the other 2 END GAME stans
@PunchingCat
Punch Cat
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Social media is fake so here are some things i’m embarrassed about at 27 years old • barely have a savings account • only been in 1 actual relationship • Question if my friends find me annoying • don’t eat 3 balanced meals a day i’m lucky if i eat 2💀
@omg_tiff13
tiffany🩶✨(and all this wild joy)
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Social media is fake so here are some things I’m embarrassed about at 35 years old •Some days I let my kids just snack all day •The only people I ever only talk to is my sister and my husband • I hate taking photos bc I’ve gained so much weight •It doesn’t mean I’m (we)
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i will say the jewelry ate
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pls why is it this difficult to find a decent paying job that I won’t be miserable at??
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