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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

7 months

need everyone to see this cool mirror i found

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matilda mother

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1 year

i want to see them fight

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matilda mother

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11 months

so close! this movie is from 1961 ❤️

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matilda mother

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11 months

a drunk girl without a cigarette is like an angel without wings

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matilda mother

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9 months

i’m like if a girl was way too naive and trusting with people but also paranoid and suspicious of everyone

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matilda mother

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2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy reminds me of this post i saw on here once i think there’s going to be a LOTTT more stories like this

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matilda mother

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11 months

wearing this hoodie around campus so everyone knows i mean business

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matilda mother

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5 years

@INDIEWASHERE

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

to everyone saying this isn’t a fair fight, notice i didn’t ask who would win…i just said i would like to see it

matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

i want to see them fight

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matilda mother

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1 year

matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

to everyone saying this isn’t a fair fight, notice i didn’t ask who would win…i just said i would like to see it

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matilda mother

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9 months

@chillextremist olive

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matilda mother

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1 year

༺❤︎༻ HAPPY FALL ༺❤︎༻

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

5 years

texted the @PhillyD phone number that it’s my birthday today not thinking he would see it and he sent me this im crying this made my day 😭😭💖💖

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

thinking abt when i finally got my driver's license and my friends got me this cake

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

hello from my laptop🌷🌷✨✨🫶🫶

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

@fuglibetty no i understand her

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

it’ll take me 2 years at least to get back to this hair color i’m gna be sick

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

10 months

when i tried to be jigsaw last yr & gave up before i could even find a bowtie lol

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

pinterest feed knows me so well

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

2 years

active shooter at msu and im stuck in the library please pray for me

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

@northstardoll literally this

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

Tolu Of Canada 🇨🇦

@tolul_ope

11 months

What’s your opinion on religion that will have you like this

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matilda mother

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10 years

@finding_carter FAVORITE SHOW OF THE YEAR

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

5 years

animal crossing new horizons comes out in 2 months so here’s ur reminder that everythings gonna be okay and even if ur lifes a mess u can always retreat to ur village and do cute little missions for the anthropomorphic villagers while that cute ass music plays. peak escapism <33

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

@DoingCigarettes @Draculasswife preservatives 😍😍

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

10 months

every girl looks sexy in clown makeup it’s a law of nature really

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matilda mother

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9 months

i think she likes my room

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

@hanfjob

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

5 years

o look it’s my plans for the day

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@legallyines

5 years

good morning it’s the 4th of july

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

here goes nothing

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

the twitter break in question lasted about 5 days but thank you snapchat for the reminder

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

10 months

she’s actually brilliant

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

guys i’m sorry to ask this but please pray for me if that’s something ur into im going to the ER tonight in the worst pain of my life and they won’t let my mom stay bc of corona so i have to be alone and idk what to do i’m so scared :(

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

TW // suicide i hope u never have to experience being suicidal and hear someone call it “so weak” bc i promise u that shit is not a quick decision and u have no idea how much someone has to be struggling to even consider it. i mean this in the rudest way possible but fuck u.

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

10 months

i hate when people say stupid shit like happy as a clam

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

tweeting right now is like when the band kept playing on the sinking titanic

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

sorry i didn’t text you back i was busy being large and containing multitudes

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

@redfells this is defamation of character and i will see you in court

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

6 years

in 8th grade during my confirmation interview, fr jim asked me why i chose “matilda” as my saint name and i had to explain to him that it’s bc i “liked the movie” and then i had to explain the entire plot of matilda to him telekinesis and all and i think about that a lot

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

@lukasbattle

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

HOW DARE YOU

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

8 months

hey guys what’s up

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matilda mother

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

good morning ⚔️

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

🌥️⛅️🌤️☀️✨

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

@SkinnyTuna Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

@zkeditt that's exactly my point i want to watch dewey beat the shit out of brick

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

7 years

we are officially entering the holy trinity of months 🎃🦃🎄

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

HOLY SHIT

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

after 20 DAYS and lots of home care my nurse took out my picc line today and i am officially off the iv !! 🥳🥳

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

@thebryreed @coffeespoonie this thread!! to add on: i read a lot of octavia butler this year for my major and the way she illustrates race and gender through science fiction is incredible and played a huge part in educating me i would highly recommend her work to anyone who hasn’t read her yet!!

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

normally not the type to flex but im so effing proud of myself for finishing freshman year. i started off the semester in the hospital getting diagnosed w a major chronic illness and ended online in a global pandemic and yet finished w a 3.86 gpa & deans list im ,:)

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

the profile the messages

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

ok so...i now have a blood infection. my body can’t fight this. especially not one only affecting those w impaired immune systems & spread by healthcare workers or hospital equipment...i am literally the perfect target lol. if u work in healthcare pls be careful🙏🏼🙏🏼

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

michigan loves to find the worst and most crowded parking lot in the area and be like u kno what would make this better?? chick-fil-a 😍😍

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

once again i meant this in the most literal way possible. it would be funny to watch them fight bc it would be a spectacle…dewey is obviously clearing but that is not the point here 👆

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

dc teachers when their dogs ask what’s for dinner

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

and that’s on getting ur intestines removed during a global pandemic

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

2 years

only in america

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

2 years

will try to send more updates but i am safe. with 3 other ppl rn we barricaded ourselves in a study room

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

8 months

my love language is literally just info dumping on you about my interests while you listen intently & ask questions

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

everyone please appreciate this night light my mom made she was so excited to show me🥺🤍

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

you could tell me these were college students and i'd believe you

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4 years

My older sister is a 4th grade teacher and her students are having a real tough time making the change to virtual learning...

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matilda mother

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1 year

how crazy is it that 100 million years ago this guy was swimming around pangea with the dinosaurs and now he’s swimming around my pocket with my vape

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

6 years

this is a dces jumper if i’ve ever seen one

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Off to Christmas shop pls send 100 iced coffees

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

6 years

a real conversation in ap latin me & abby: mr heiden, can we have a roman christmas party? heiden: the romans didn’t celebrate christmas us: ok then can we have a...pagan winter solstice party? heiden: this is a catholic school

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matilda mother

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1 year

it’s amazing what eating sleeping and going outside will do for you lol

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

did your dad have to make you a detailed gas station instruction sheet when you got your license or are you normal

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

girl don’t make me say it again!!

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matilda mother

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4 years

hey guys i’m alive

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matilda mother

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7 years

it's 2017. if you have a problem with gay people maybe you're the problem

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

i love my mom sm they ended up cutting me competely open during surgery so i was crying abt my scar saying how big it is and how i’m a monster and shes like it’s not scary it makes u interesting it’s like sally in nightmare before christmas how she’s all sewn up 🥺🥺🖤🖤

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

i hate to disrupt the tl especially today but looks like i’m going back to the ER tonight..this is the 2nd time in 2 weeks and the 4th so far in 2020. i’m trying but it’s getting really hard to stay positive knowing this is a lifelong illness. pls keep me in ur prayers if u pray

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

6 years

so glad that our only hope for deciding women’s rights are...teenage boys

Laura Ingraham

@IngrahamAngle

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They are our only hope. So proud of the #prolifegeneration

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matilda mother

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matilda mother

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1 year

you all saying “how is this is even a question,” please read the tweet again and tell me where is the fucking question. quickly!

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

10 months

@hanfjob deadass??

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

haven't left my house in exactly 1 week

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matilda mother

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10 months

@hanfjob

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

quarantine said fuck it we all e-girls now

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matilda mother

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6 years

these pictures have the same energy

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

i thought some daisies might cheer you up

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

5 years

finally got approved for my crohn’s meds n today is my first infusion can i get a W in the chat 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

1 year

once again i meant this in the most literal way possible. it would be funny to watch them fight bc it would be a spectacle…dewey is obviously clearing but that is not the point here 👆

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

9 months

who wants to come over and go through my bookshelf together while i tell you everything i love about each book and also you’re not allowed to leave

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

11 months

there is a certain percentage of lana fans who may actually benefit from a lobotomy

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matilda mother

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1 year

@DoingCigarettes @Draculasswife i think it looks nice

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

thinking abt civil war day in 8th grade and how these mfs taught us everything u needed to know abt square dancing, muskets, and how to perform a civil war era surgery but somehow skipped over slavery 😭😭

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

people mad at jeffree star for not tweeting about blm as if there is literally anything about him that would give u even the slightest inclination he cares about black people

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matilda mother

@fairymaxxing

4 years

day 1 on entyvio wish me luck👍🏻