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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

28 days

‘Raimon de Roussillon Groyper”

raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

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What’s the name of that guy who fed his wife her lover’s heart?

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@bukowskiasagirl I like this

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@bukowskiasagirl So rude for no reason at all

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@bukowskiasagirl Yes, my angel wife would stroll with me to the ends of the earth, even if I was destitute and stupid.

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@bukowskiasagirl I deserve a beautiful angel and she deserves me…

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@bukowskiasagirl Bad ones

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“Us”

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Need my future wife to kill herself and lay in my coffin with me if I ever die before her.

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@INTPeatler

2 months

Gangster national Peater squad: I have remarried. Give without counting or calculating.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I would rather cut myself off from everyone and die in complete solitude than to extend the first olive branch when I did nothing wrong. If I don’t have my unyielding stubborn pride, then I have nothing.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

“Get obliterated drunk so that she is forced to take care of you like a little boy.”

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@f0rlornpenguin

29 days

@vogelbrah I miss Emma.

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@f0rlornpenguin

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Hello

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@f0rlornpenguin

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I try not to take my gym view for granted.

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@f0rlornpenguin

20 days

I have always been the same person since I was 6.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Seeing pretty girls on the train just hits different. Yes.

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@f0rlornpenguin

7 days

You’re afraid to double text, John Adams wrote and sent 9 multi-page letters in a row to Thomas Jefferson before he answered once, all within the span of 2 months. Sometimes a real one just has to get shit off their chest.

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@f0rlornpenguin

16 days

Moving different these days…

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@f0rlornpenguin

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Sunday afternoon!

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I’ve been succumbing to my vices far too easily recently.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Things on my mind today: The grind, my future niece, Thomas Mann, French grammar, that one cute lowbie foid I follow who hasn’t posted since a selfie in November, Afghanistan, the girl my roommate brought over last night who is currently trying to sneak out at 2pm.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I have ADD (attention deficit disorder) but not the normal one, I just always need more attention. I am at an eternal deficit. Acknowledge me! Recognize me! Shower me with energy and attentiveness!

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@f0rlornpenguin

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No woman on earth has or ever will be as passionate as I in love and it’s ok. I bear my cross with a grin and grim acceptance.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

The girl I’ve been inexplicably drawn to for over 4 years just unfollowed me on instagram, it’s so over. Finite. Time to read Dante.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

My book fell apart.

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@f0rlornpenguin

4 months

Imagine your blood all over a girl’s porcelain hands as she cries over your dying body…. Romantic.

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I hope I am not a reply guy to you but an unnerving melodramatic figure.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Using an umbrella alone, no pretty girl with me. Gayest shit I’ve ever done.

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

24 days

Look at them!! My heart roars…

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@f0rlornpenguin

24 days

My mother has discovered a pair of cats on her new property and I am doing everything in my power to convince her to befriend them and give them shelter so that they’re still there when I visit.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

This title goes so hard…

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

I love my mental construct of you. Please fulfill it.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Thinking about my dad today. It’s been 5 years..

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

It’s funny, whenever I am “thinking about her”, it’s never one of the girls I actually dated, it’s always a girl with whom things never worked out. I don’t need to think about my exs, they’re lovely but there’s no more mystery there. Instead I must wonder what could have been.

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@f0rlornpenguin

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@f0rlornpenguin

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When I get a stain on my white shirts I just buy a new one. I’m not a woman so I don’t really know how to get stains out. Vinegar or something. Whatever man.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

How it feels to be a Poundian white boy reading Confucius.

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Turkish girl never saved me as she promised she would, so I think it’s well within my rights to declare a blood feud on the country.

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@f0rlornpenguin

21 days

Did myself a favor

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

The mutuals who follow me on both accounts without realizing I’m the same person are the realest people in the world and I love you with titanic adoration.

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@f0rlornpenguin

7 days

My life would be so different had I not rejected that one daughter of a billionaire. I am a fool obsessed with Love’s oasis.

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@f0rlornpenguin

25 days

I don’t like how you all perceive me through my tweets and not my actual being. I’m a liar, don’t believe anything I say, it’s hard enough being truthful with myself. I am not who I’ve constructed

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

People act like the big account that constantly put out negative engagement bait are ok because “some of their posts are really good!” but they should still be sentenced to a gruesome death. Truth.

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@f0rlornpenguin

26 days

The inflated egos on here drive me insane. ‘Big’ accounts think they have followers because they are contributing to the zeitgeist or have anything original to say. Lowbrow Walmart intellectuals with poor enough reading comprehension to subvert actual philosophers without guilt.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Falling in love with myself in the zoom meeting, modern Narcissus… what did you say? Not listening

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Met a very handsome cat on my walk. Now going to finish my bottle of white wine. Great day

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Come to my lair, sweet girl.

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

Sorry for believing in Love…

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@f0rlornpenguin

10 days

I can’t bear with the thought that any of my favorite mutuals scrolled past my favorite posts with apathy so if you didn’t like something I assume you secretly hate me, or are too shy to confess your great love for me. I have no room for nuance here, it’s one or the other.

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@f0rlornpenguin

16 days

Favorite picture maybe ever. Me fr.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

If you write in cursive, people will automatically assume you have beautiful penmanship. Very nice, I’m still working to get there but I don’t mind the stolen valor.

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@f0rlornpenguin

23 days

I need to QUIT and wander Europe blowing my savings but alas, my lease runs for a year. I’ve trapped myself in a self-constructed golden cage.

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@f0rlornpenguin

20 days

Always happy to see MedGold Slander…

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

My left eyebrow keeps twitching. If I have a stroke and die, let the egirls know I love the idea of them.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Me and my kindergarten crush

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

This city drives me out of my mind. I just want to spend all my money wandering Europe and finding some woman to elope with. Is that too much to ask?? One more year… then I’m free. I understand Goldmund from N&G - Hesse.

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@f0rlornpenguin

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There is no better color on an attractive body than white. White linen, white wifebeaters, white oxfords, white skirts… I love the contrast of warm flesh against the purity of white.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Is this ok?

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

This is painfully real..

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@cyber_theosis

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Stupid bitch

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

Posted on my instagram for the first time in two years and getting beautiful girls from my middle school dming me… why didn’t I do this sooner! Attention is the best.

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@f0rlornpenguin

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Look at his little face…

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

Label went too hard to not purchase.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

How it feels to watch the girls you talked to in highschool live their lives without you on social media.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

You guys cannot fathom how BACK we are right now. Neva lost.

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@f0rlornpenguin

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Genuinely

A Sacred and Terrible Air

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@f0rlornpenguin Oh please you do it to yourselves…

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@f0rlornpenguin

22 days

If I could time travel, I would invite all of you cherished mutuals to my old California property during harvest season so we can pick olives all day while drinking and partying. 7 year old me running around serving wine and snacks while you’re up in a tree. It’s fun I promise.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Friend who will only “read” my book recommendations in audio book form. Death.

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

All groupchats suck. Unless I made one, then it would be tasteful and quality. But until that day they all suck.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Further proof that women can’t even fathom the immensity of the depths of love from a man’s heart…

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@lizaroo_

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I havent spoken to this guy in almost 2 years and he hits me with this

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

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A while ago I was speaking to a female friend who related a story of how she recently ghosted this secret nazi guy, not because of the Nazism, but because he wasn’t smart enough to provide a cohesive argument in favor of being a Nazi. Nothing scares hoes more than stupidity.

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

Best part of my apartment is that this sushi place is across the street.

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@f0rlornpenguin

26 days

Messaging my mutuals from a brand new alt under the guise of a psychiatric evaluation to ask them how they feel and think about me. Pessoan.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Just completely lost the ability to whistle mid-whistle. What the fuck. I’m just unsuccessfully blowing air like a retard now. This is 100% serious I can’t whistle anymore and I’m very upset.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Come sweetness, and be gentle with me, that you may purify my life in a cleansing fire. Tenderly I beseech thy constancy.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Stimulated listening to house music, watching the river shimmer and people go into the strip club across the street.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Hello. I love you. Let’s go on a walk dearest.

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

I know I haven’t messaged you in two years, but I found a perfect gift for you, what’s your address?

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@f0rlornpenguin

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Rather annoyed I couldn’t get the doctor to prescribe me adderall.

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Cutting foid off because she doesn’t speak to me with proper enthusiasm and I need a reason for gloomy brooding.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Sent this to my ex gf out of the blue. Loling

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

There’s this thing called getting repeatedly stabbed in the heart every time you watch instagram stories, me and my boys have gone pro in it.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

‘The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horses ears.’

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@f0rlornpenguin

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I love liking mutuals posts with both accounts. Good tweets!

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@f0rlornpenguin

29 days

Fruit should be eaten by itself. No salads, no baking. Just fresh fruit.

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

So incredibly excited to read this… yes I will become foremost expert on 1300s France and mysticism…

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Perhaps I return to mild effort posting. I haven’t done so in a year and I’m fairly certain most of my followers consider me a dramatic retard by now.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

This is extremely important. Please watch. Revolutionary new friends.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I march on despite it all!

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raimon de rousillon

@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I have never read this lmao. This is why I prefer this account now

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@f0rlornpenguin

18 days

Thinking about the time my family befriended a nice roadrunner named Woody. He would run around our house and became quite comfortable with us!

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

I really miss my childhood best friend. We slit our palms together to become blood brothers and started a “pee-in-the-bucket-at-lunch” club. That was true friendship… Philia, Männerbund, Kóryos. I need to attain this divine level of companionship again.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

If I post really good she’ll dm me..

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@f0rlornpenguin

23 days

What I refer to as ‘Love’ is almost never love. It is only the paltry attempts of a bored heart to inject some color into life. I manufacture turbulence in my still waters.

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Long overdue for a call to my mother. And my sister. And my brother. And my other brother. I need to keep in touch with the people I love more.

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@f0rlornpenguin

3 months

Had dinner with my father’s best friend, a former intelligence puke (as he called it). He shared many stories, one in particular about a bombshell blonde Finnish KGB agent sent to seduce one of their friends, but they got her too drunk and she ended up showing them her gun.

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@f0rlornpenguin

1 month

A few years ago at a serving job, I was close to an old Saudi Arabian man because he respected my work ethic. The day I told him I was quitting, he burst into tears and left. The next day he returned with these and told me to always keep them by my heart. What means?

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@f0rlornpenguin

2 months

Me, in spite of it all

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