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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Secretary Xie Lian accidentally syncing his private calendar with CEO Hua Cheng's so HC gets to see his little events and agenda like "make san lang lunch 🥰", "remind san lang to take a break 😊" and "get more of the stickers san lang likes to put on his files 🥺"

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Omega Xie Lian making little nests in caves with just his robes and his hat and just having a rough go through his heats The first time he has a heat after meeting Hua Cheng, he goes off hiding out of habit and sets up his little nest, this time w San Lang's robes too

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Streamer Hua Cheng accidentally leaving on Camboy Xie Lian's video up on his monitor when he's showing off his new set up...

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

xie lian emerging from tonglu instead of ascending for a third time.......... ......... hua cheng and he xuan calling the not yet known calamitylian their didi and bullying him 👁️ 👁️

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Imagine Hua Cheng never comes back. Imagine Mu Qing and Feng Xin unable to find Xie Lian. Not on Mount Taicang, not in Ghost City, not in Puqi Shrine. Just nothing. Not a single sign of him. But is it really a surprise? After all, what's a god without their believer?

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

SO the fandom portrays E-Ming and Ruoye as kids, right???? Like adorable little versions of Hua Cheng and Xie Lian with some key differences, yes ... would it be entirely off the base to think that Fang Xin could be portrayed as a moody teenager?????? gdshaskjdk

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

you know what's a funny AU I should do retired-hitman-turned-florist Xie Lian and recently-moved-personal-trainer-by-day-hitman-by-night Hua Cheng where XL's flower shop is right across the gym Hua Cheng works at

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Xie Lian on tinder finding Hua Cheng and thinking he's really cute so they talk. He shows his profile to Mu Qing and Feng Xin and they immediately yell at him. Hua Cheng is using his mugshot as a photo.

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1 year

ao3 user Cat_Resting_On_Cloud has written in their fic what i think is the best hua cheng array password ive come across

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1 year

somewhere in the cave of ten thousand gods

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

The next thing both of them know, they are in Paradise Manor, in a warm room filled with all the softest blankets and pillows Hua Cheng turns to leave but Xie Lian is pushing him into the center of a soft pile of pillows and making his first proper nest around San Lang

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

🔞 shizun hua cheng coming back from a dangerous solo mission and thinking he could at least see his precious little disciple before he has to debrief and rest. so he quietly makes his way to xie lian's room and is immediately struck with worry when he finds the bed empty.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

HC also gets to see events like "qingxuan's birthday dinner 🥳", "intervention for fengqing" and "christmas market opens today!! get gifts for san lang and friends 🎅" It makes HC all the more smitten with his pretty gege, and doesn't say anything because he loves it.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Xie Lian working at a fertility clinic where Hua Cheng walks into one day, something about being a broke college kid.........

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

AU where Xie Lian doesn't ascend and just continues living as he does, but say his bad luck gets the best of him and he gets stuck in one of those like underground ecosystem cave things and he thinks well I can just make a home here! And he stays there do heaven knows how long.

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2 years

Xie Lian and Hua Cheng giggling to themselves while they stack donuts on Hua Cheng's cock

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Sugar Looks Similar to Salt, You Know - Part 1 🔞 🦋🌸 Professor Hua Cheng and his favorite (camboy) student Xie Lian ⚠️ DARK HC!

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

I have to admit I started writing this with the thought of maybe Xie Lian putting down something like "get lube for day off!!" or "new vibe expected delivery!! remember to ask san lang for day off!!!" and it just went in a very fluffy direction

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Then one time, HC spies a "stuffy dinner party with that stinky politician san lang doesn't like!" that has a little note attached to it that says "remember to wear hair up so san lang can focus on my neck instead of glaring at people" He starts looking closely.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

im browsing sex toys for research for a couple of fics, right. i think Xie Lian would get this vibrator and he'd often leave it on his nightstand because it looks innocent enough right, that is until Hua Cheng visits and tell him he likes his little mushroom lamp-

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

fbi agent hua cheng investigating some shady strip club and coming across the pretty gege who saved him as a kid working there.... and said gege happens to be an interpol agent undercover as a stripper......

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Xie Lian getting his mouth stuck on Dragon Hua Cheng's knot and all he can do is try not to choke on load after load after load of come .............

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Hua Cheng ends up cancelling all his meetings on Xie Lian's day off - leaving Yin Yu to deal with the mess - so he can cuddle up with his pretty gege all bundled up in his sweater.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng finds him during his pre-heat and the distress the Alpha feels at finding His Highness curled up in his red robes against the wall in a cold, damp cave almost shatters him into butterflies

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

I'd like to offer a very tired Xie Lian curled up on Hua Cheng and Hua Cheng strokes his hair and sings him all the lullabies After a while, Hua Cheng presses a kiss to Xie Lian's forehead and says, "It's okay, gege, you can let go. I'll be right here."

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

"long day with meetings!! wear the sweater san lang likes 💞" "need to set up meetings for the month! make special lunch to make san lang agree" "mention fake lunch date so san lang will finally make time for that important meeting that I have to 'unfortunately' attend too 😩"

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Emperor Hua Cheng pissed over his state officials arranging a betrothal, only the princeling they match him with is gorgeous and witty and he wants bend him over his throne, so now he's struggling to maintain some decorum whenever Prince Xie Lian is attending an event 😌💞

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1 year

i think about this very often

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Omega Prince Xie Lian being a spoiled brat and having five Alphas (Hong'er San Lang, Wu Ming, San Niang and Hua Cheng) to accompany him on his heats 😵‍💫

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

"free up time to visit gege and make sure he doesn't miss me too much" Since it was a few weeks away, XL doesn't see it until it's a few days before, when he's getting things all sorted out for his day off. HC has the pleasure of seeing him all flustered.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Crimson Rain being a well known nsfw artist and Taizi Dianxia is a big fan of them and one day Taizi Dianxia commissions Crimson Rain And Crimson Rain is sitting contemplating what to do because Dianxia commissioned him to draw him and his crush, right?

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

What makes HC snap is the little note before one of XL's upcoming day off. "'borrow' san lang's sweater so i don't miss him too much 🥹" HC sets up a reminder in his own calendar, that he knows will appear in XL's calendar too.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Xie Lian telling Hua Cheng he's going to match his colors and HC is stumped when XL turns up in a pretty white sun dress, like did gege forget? That is until XL bends over a little and HC spies red lace

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian fucking on top of a canvas covered in body safe paint....... and then hanging the canvas in their bedroom.........

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

wait are there any fics where xie lian ascends just as hua cheng challenges the gods???

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

he's just a baby

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

san lang manifestation circle for uncensored revised version of tgcf

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Xie Lian making heart shaped macarons and it turns out pretty decent actually but instead of pink or red they turn out like skin-colored beige and when Hua Cheng gets home, he is very delighted and asks "did gege make butt macarons for me!!!"

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Sleeping Beauty 🔞 🦋🌸Het Hualian ‼️Het Hualian + A Lil Age Reversal ⚠️ NONCON, Somnophilia ~~ As the Crown Princess' personal guard, Hua Cheng knows he shouldn't be having all these licentious thoughts about defiling her.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

princelian wearing a silk robe, splayed on his bed, and his bodyguard wu ming is nearly about to dislocate his jaw from how tightly he's clenching because his highness is touching himself

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

I want hualian baby to call Xie Lian gege for a while because that's what they hear Hua Cheng call him 😭😭😭😭😭

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Best friends Xie Lian and Hua Cheng having a sleepover and they're cuddling and Hua Cheng falls asleep first while spooning Xie Lian ... and Xie Lian is squirming while Hua Cheng snuggles closer and his hands wander 🤭

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

wouldn't it be neat if xie lian got cursed to like feel what's happening to his statues and he's like haha well i don't have statues anymore so who cares - and then he feels a phantom touch on his ass

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

one of my favorite flavors of hualian is hua cheng finding fangxin guoshi coffin... another is wulian... now imagine how devastated wu ming would be to find dianxia suffering and dying over and over again after he'd tried his damnedest to save him...

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

The next time he streams, he not only has to field teasing questions of which video of Taizi Dianxia he likes and how long he's been watching him, but Xie Lian himself makes an appearance and says hello in the chat and comments how funny he is 🥰

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng holding Xie Lian in his lap and whispering all sorts of things while they watch porn, and every time Xie Lian tries to look away, Hua Cheng very lightly wraps his hand around his throat as a warning before his pretty gege settles and stares at the screen again

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Wait hear me out! Street racer Hua Cheng and car enthusiast Xie Lian right! XL going to races to admire cars and meeting HC there and he gushes over his car HC driving XL around and letting him drive his car too XL loving the joy rides an always coming to see HC race

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng with horns and Xie Lian using said horns to grab onto when he's riding him........

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Former professional racer Xie Lian rocking up in his cute little scooter complete with a basket beside Hua Cheng in his badass sportsbike, and something about them cruising together for a little while and exchanging numbers

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

I tried my best ok 😔 I'm not a cake decorator 😔

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng sneaking in the middle of the night to fuck Xie Lian, finding San Lang and Hong'er fighting in front of the door, and San Niang is at the other end of the hallway. They both sprint, racing to get there first, only to find Wu Ming fucking Xie Lian already 🥰

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

No because imagine how mortified HC would be especially if XL tweets him or says something in his next video like 'thank you for watching Crimson Rain and thank you for the influx of new followers 🥰 hope you enjoy this one too 🥰'

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

-and before Xie Lian could stop him, Hua Cheng hits the button and it starts vibrating and he looks up at his gege and now they're staring at each other while this mushroom vibrates in Hua Cheng's hand

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

imagine reading tgcf chronologically.... like 2-4-1-3-5.......

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

they are so cute for what

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Hua Cheng with a Xie Lian body pillow, and he usually hides it in his closet but one time, in his rush to get somewhere, he forgot - and he was so busy he didn't see the text from Xie Lian saying he's going to hang out in his place for a bit

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Xie Lian cock warming Hua Cheng while they're in Gamblers' Den, making the softest little noises when Hua Cheng shifts, turning his head to nuzzle his neck when someone challenges Hua Cheng...

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

what you can find inside the ten thousand gods cave

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

⚠️ dubcon, angst xie lian demanding wu ming fuck him the night before wu ming disperses and getting pregnant from it he doesn't notice immediately and is a little reckless after wu ming is gone, but when he notices, he's terrified, just absolutely terrified and horrified

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

imagine Xie Lian sending texts like San Lang I need 🍆🍑 for dinner later 😊

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

And ofc Hua Cheng enjoys it a lot, he makes a second account because no one needs to know he's been the top supporter since Taizi Dianxia started

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Biker HC Thoughts 🥴💞 Please imagine Hua Cheng and Xie Lian going on long rides and HC just long that feeling of XL pressed against his back, holding tightly - the soft little hitches of breath right before they go fast

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

When Hua Cheng manages to stop and gets to righting himself, he has to wonder if he's died for the third time because in front of him is Taizi Dianxia, fussing and worrying over him. Dazed, he gets herded into a little cottage where Xie Lian takes care of him.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Wu Ming in rut.........

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞🔞🔞🔞 ft pussylian Xie Lian suddenly taking an interest in photography and Hua Cheng is happy to indulge him so he buys him all the fancy cameras and editing programs months go by and XL loves showing off his photos to HC and HC is so proud and smitten okay

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

no no no because I really really need to see a heavenly gangbang titled The Crown Prince Who Pleased The Gods

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@exhaustedjester

10 months

the princelian gambles his virginity away to the ghost king fic

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@sweatylizard

1 year

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

This is a Mob Boss HC AU, by the way, and XL is a librarian who accepted a job at the library in HC's territory.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Sugar Looks Similar to Salt, You Know - Part 2🔞 🦋🌸 Professor Hua Cheng and his favorite (camboy) student Xie Lian ⚠️ DARK HC!

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Now what about Hua Cheng coming back and finding Xie Lian gone? Imagine him just sitting either in the ruins of Mount Taicang, staring blankly at his ashes (that Nan Yang and Xuan Zhen gave back to him after they tear him a new one for leaving)

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Imagine Hua Cheng waiting for his grief to swallow him whole and make him fade too. After all, isn't his god resting in peace now?

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Omega Calamitylian hissing and growling at Alpha Wu Ming while he herds him into his nest, and Wu Ming is just happy to be there

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

and next thing HC knows XL is fussing over him and bandaging him all up all while mumbling about talking to his stupid cousin about bringing this shit to his turf, and HC is just so so so so in love

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

wait are there fics where wu ming fucks the shackles off of xie lian??????

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Tell me this wouldn't be Hua Cheng

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 No Longer A God 🔞 🦋🌸 Hualian ‼️Calamity!Lian ⏳pre-third ascension ⚠️ HEAVY ANGST, graphic depictions of violence, blood and gore, self-harm ~~ While fighting a bunch of feral ghosts, Xie Lian unintentionally ends up trapped in Mount Tonglu.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

disciple xie lian getting worried a little bit when he hears his dear shizun hua cheng groaning one time he passes by his room in the night. he was about to knock and ask if shizun was okay when he hears a breathy "a-lian" 😇

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

"The lighting is good, and my skin looks clear," he says

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

⚠️ a lil dubcon-ish need xie lian to pull on the chains and bully wu ming for a bit and wu ming going just a lil feral over not being able to do shit and breaking said chains

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

I need more fics where He Xuan finds Xie Lian first and is a little hysterical about it, thinking of ways to get out of his debt to Hua Cheng

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

You know what's so funny about the whole bottom/top sub/dom dynamic discourse in fandom? It always boils down to either misogyny or a serious lack of understanding how these dynamics work or in some cases both.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

fuuuuuuck xie lian looking down in time to see wu ming lifting his mask off and seeing his tongue piercing before he eats him out

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

The thought of Xie Lian being the one to ask for mirrors on the ceiling because he loves Hua Cheng's back and wants to see more of it when they fuck, is going to live rent free in my mind from now on 😌

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Cue lots of flirting and dancing around each until during a shootout, HC runs over to XL's shop because he knows pretty florist gege works late to do his arrangements and he can't have him harmed, only to find the people shooting at him abruptly dropping dead

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

Xie Lian coming home to Hua Cheng lounging leisurely on the chaise by the foot of their bed, still dressed but barely modest - his robes are barely tied, revealing the vast expanse of his chest, and his pants are tugged down his thighs, just enough to reveal his hard cock.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

"if a-lian wants me, wants my touch then my fingers, my thigh, my chest, my mouth, my cock - whatever you want, i'll give it to you. you already have my heart anyway." his gaze snaps back to his slack-jawed disciple as he slips his fingers into his mouth.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

actually crying at how cozy and comfortable the dolls look im gonna miss them so much ✋😭

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

It's been a while so I just wanted to remind everyone of him

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Now say decades, maybe even centuries pass by, and he's just happily minding his little fame and cottage that he's made, right? Meanwhile you got Hua Cheng going crazy with worry, where is dianxia? and he's just trying his best to find him.

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

I don't remember if I ever posted this

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

@shiiqingxuans no because i always think about this and I can't help but cry because I'm sure hua cheng thinks that it's probably just another insignificant event during xie lian's godhood but no he remembers and thinks about that little boy

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@exhaustedjester

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Eventually he ends up just dumping Hua Cheng's come all over his pussy and he fucks it into himself with his fingers And you bet he steals all the samples so no one else can have Hua Cheng's sperm and he keeps doing this until he's got a bit of a belly bump.....

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞🔞🔞 Imagine Professor Hua Cheng seeing the darling camboy he's been spoling for a whole now in his classroom the first day - and absolutely losing it when Taizi Dianxia, Xie Lian as he learned, later comes on that night and gushes on about how hot his professor is

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Sleeping Beauty pt 2 🔞 🦋🌸 Hualian ‼️Het Hualian + A Lil Age Reversal ⚠️ NONCON, Somnophilia ~~ Part 1: ~~ "San Lang-gege?" Xie Lian hums, eyes closing as she leans into his touch.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

🔞 Sleeping Beauty 🔞 🦋🌸Het Hualian ‼️Het Hualian + A Lil Age Reversal ⚠️ NONCON, Somnophilia ~~ As the Crown Princess' personal guard, Hua Cheng knows he shouldn't be having all these licentious thoughts about defiling her.

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Okay so hear me out Xie Lian being a little desperate and resorts to selling his virginity online right And what do you know camboy Wu Ming wins the auction! He lets Xie Lian know that they don't have to do anything at all, okay!

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@exhaustedjester

2 years

Xie Lian jiejie coming up from behind and leaning to look over what Hua Cheng is doing and not realising her tiddies are resting on his head................

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@exhaustedjester

1 year

don't know if anyone wanted to know this but the dolls' eyes glow under uv light little gege's tooth and fafa's fang too!