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@Footywontmiss One question, why is robben worth as much as Messi and Ronaldo? 😭

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Messi's UCL top scorer titles: 1. 2008/09 - 9 goals 2. 2009/10 - 8 goals 3. 2010/11 - 12 goals 4. 2011/12 - 14 goals 5. 2014/15 - 10 goals 6. 2018/19 - 12 goals Second most top scorer titles EVER But, but, but..... he's a 'UCL flop' 😂

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@maxstephh Leo was unlucky tbh

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@RedPhoenixOG SIUUU, what's wrong with celebrating records?

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@Raws_LFC @breathMessi21 No way blud compared haaland to Ronaldo 😭

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4 months

Damn, he's first again

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@AFCAdam04 It’s his brand lil bro

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@messihisdog

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@RedPhoenixOG Not winning titles wasn't even his fault. Ronaldo did his job as a forward and Al Nassr only had 1 less goals than Al hilal this season. Defense screwed us up. If u think celebrating achievements is stupid I think u might just be bitter bro

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@jul19nz Has it ever crossed your mind that one of them is a midfielder?

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2 months

@RedPhoenixOG Blud thinks celebrating records is shameless. Also I don't justify everything he does but it seems to me like y'all just want a reason to hate him. So keep doing that ig

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@NOOBSSTERR Bro, stop embarrassing yourself. Stop trying to twist everything into pedophilia and trying to sexualize everything. That guy is a close friend of Ronaldo’s and probably a trusted adult for her. Ur the one making this weird

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It's crazy to think that Messi is the one and only player in PSG's history to win a Ballon d'or 😭, he's actually bigger than the club.

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3 months

Mbappe will turn 26 this year, as of right now: 0 ballon d'ors 0 UCLs Please stop comparing this fraud with Messi and Ronaldo

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@maxstephh bro let alone 25, there's no player under the age of 35 today with a Ballon d'or 😭, the old men took them all

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2 months

@RedPhoenixOG Someone's bitter again. Why is bro so triggered over a post celebrating a record? 😭😭😭 Insane levels of hate

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2 months

@RedPhoenixOG Passion and ambition is different from being a narcissist

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4 months

Not that long ago bro...just 2 weeks

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4 months

When was the last time Ronaldo scored a goal like this?? Must be his Madrid days 😭

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3 months

All of Messi's Hattricks of Assists: Thrice for Barcelona🇪🇸: VS Levante VS Real Betis VS Getafe Once for Argentina🇦🇷: VS Paraguay Twice for PSG🇫🇷: VS St. Etienne VS Clermont Foot Once for Inter Miami🇺🇸: VS NY Red Bulls Done it for all 4 teams but he's a 'system player' 🤡

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3 months

11 G+A in his past 4 MLS matches...is this guy human?

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2 months

@Tezzathekchen ‘If shit takes were a person’

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6 months

@NoodleHairCR7 The cancer was the most valuable player on that team. The goat pissed u off so bad that u started calling him cancer

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21 days

Nah, I found Messi instant noodles at a local supermarket 😭

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6 days

One of the most underrated goals of all time...

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3 months

Smile if you've assisted 5 times in a single match

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6 months

@akf22i U got L ball knowledge bro. Do u even watch football?

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4 months

@_common_w2 I don’t agree with u often but this time I 100% agree. LLF is a close second tho. Rare w from u

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11 days

Lionel Messi holds the record for the most Ligue 1 assists ever in a calendar year (20 assists in 2022)....yet people still insist that he 'flopped' 🤦‍♂️

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4 months

@CR7roadto1000 @filipecru_z Is that a credible source? I personally want him back in Europe

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3 months

Messi got his 5th hattrick of assists today, here are all the times he's done this before: VS Getafe🇪🇸 -1 6/17 (H) VS Real Betis🇪🇸 - 19/20 (A) VS St. Etienne🇫🇷 - 21/22 (A) VS Clermont Foot🇫🇷 - 21/22 (A) VS NY Red Bulls🇺🇸 - 23/24 (H) First ever super-hattrick of assists today!

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4 months

Haaland finally scores after an entire month. In that period he played many of the Top 8 teams in the table and failed to score against all of them: Liverpool - 2nd - ❌ Newcastle - 8th - ❌ Arsenal - 1st - ❌ Aston Villa - 4th - ❌ Crystal Palace - 14th - ✅ STATPADDER 👻👻👻

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5 months

@moist44 Blud what are u saying???? Have u even watched him play or are u saying this after watchin one of those tiktok fail comps?

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Lionel Messi From 2010-2012 👉210 goals - Avg of 70 per year 👉76 Assists - Avg of 25 per year 👉Won UCL + 3 Time Top Scorer 👉37 UCL Goals - Avg of 12 per year 👉Won La Liga Twice 👉Won Copa Del Rey 👉Won Supercopa de España 👉Won the Ballon d'or Thrice Greatest Prime Ever 🐐

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4 months

Guys I've seen the light. 'Pessi' robbed Haaland. These are the real criteria for the ballon d'or: 1. Ghost UCL matches👻👻 2. Statpad against Luton🎯 3. Score 40 tapins and pens🥶🥶 4. Ditch your NT for a league match🐐🐐 I hope you see the light now too

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9 months

❗CORRECTION: Lionel Messi has *ROBBED* some big names to win the Ballon d'Or in recent years 👀 2019: Virgil van Dijk 2021: Robert Lewandowski 2023: Erling Haaland

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4 months

I genuinely think Messi can hit 400 assists by the end of his career. 🐐

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2 months

@NoToDope We need him to take his shirt off in the Euro final

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4 months

Nothing but a blatant lie...

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3 months

Where do you think Mbappe will end up on a list of all time greats by the end of his career?

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4 months

French Clubs by UCL titles: Marseille - 1 PSG - 0 French Clubs by top 2 finishes: Marseille - 22 PSG - 20 French clubs by Europa League finals appearances: Marseille - 3 PSG - 0 Yet I was told PSG was the biggest french club. Marseille is bigger, get that oil club outta here

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2 months

@maxstephh Ummm Ronaldo did make it to the semis....

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3 months

Is anyone surprised anymore?

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4 months

@omifyyy Tbf, I thought both fanbases hated him and would unite at the thought of him losing. Ig both still hate each other more than Al bulayhi...

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@RedPhoenixOG No?? I'm just defending him over a post celebrating his records meanwhile ur ass out here bawling on the floor cuz apparently celebrating records makes you a narcissist. 'Ass licker' meanwhile u prob meatride every damn hater out there lmao

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2 months

Look who got rattled

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@maxstephh @Cristiano He got a 7.1, created two chances and was overall quite solid

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@RedPhoenixOG No, genuinely explain to me how tf is celebrating a record shameless? Like in what world? There are many that chase after records because they have AMBITION. Something u clearly don't have cuz u think celebrating a simple record is narcissistic.

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3 months

Guess who broke the record for most G+A in a season in the Saudi Pro League?

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3 months

What did it take for him to reach the UCL final u ask? Not much, he just had to leave some finished club and a bald crazy dutch guy

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3 months

Football won this week. Both of em still got it

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Best player in each of these competitions: World Cup: Pele 🇧🇷 Copa America: Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 Euros: Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 UCL: Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 UEFA Super Cup: Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 Club World Cup: Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Reply or quote with yours

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3 months

It's either Ronaldo or Messi, no debate

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Who's the best free-kick taker in the 🌎 right now?

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Ronaldo's stats and accolades in 2018: - 49 goals - 13 assists - UCL Winner - UCL Golden Boot (3rd highest scoring OAT) Worst Ballon d'or robbery of all time, he deserved the 6th.

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12 days

Inter Miami's all time top scorers: 1. Gonzalo Higuain🇦🇷 - 29 goals 2. Leonardo Campana🇪🇨 - 28 goals 3. LIONEL MESSI🇦🇷 - 25 goals Messi's going to become the top scorer of Miami within 5 matches after he returns. Top Scorer for 2 different clubs🔜

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10 days

@NOOBSSTERR Ok, that’s not happening. This is nasty on your part.

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@OroRogerio Ronaldo fans

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4 months

Top Scorers of Inter Miami: 1. Gonzalo Higuain (Retired) - 29 goals - 70 apps 2. Leonardo Campana (Active) - 25 goals - 73 apps 3. Lionel Messi (Active) - 20 goals - 23 apps The 🐐 is coming for that top spot soon

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6 months

@Oluwasegun41652 Bro plz fix ur math…for ur own sake. Bro tried to cook and scored an own goal

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4 months

@_common_w2 @Sekasfn Brotha, can u read?? U said Ronaldo doesn't have a single goal from his own half for which I showed u not 1 but 3. So ur wrong. That goal isn't scored every week, at least not in reality. Ronaldo is not overhyped and ur just salty i proved u wrong.

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@Sekasfn Fun fact, ronaldo doesn't have a single goal from his own half. Messi has lots of them. Don't listen to the fans of the player with 0 KO stage goal in world cup

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3 months

Match Day: Inter Miami plays Montreal. Drop your score predictions and how many for the goat?

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4 months

@BenSpiller6 @Sekasfn no bro ur wrong

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Ronaldo vs Czechia🇨🇿 -5 shots -3 shots on target -2 chances created -1 BCC -100% Pass accuracy -7.5 rating But apparently he 'ghosted' 🤣

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Madrid UCL History: 04/05: RO16 05/06: RO16 06/07: RO16 07/08: RO16 08/09: RO16 -Ronaldo Joins- 10/11: SF 11/12: SF 12/13: SF 13/14: Winners👑 14/15: SF 15/16: Winners👑 16/17: Winners👑 17/18: Winners👑 -Ronaldo Leaves- 18/19: RO16 19/20: RO16 But, but, Madrid carried Ronaldo

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5 months

@Leo_messii_8 @goal It’s the same guy who said Ronaldo wouldn’t reach 800 goals lmaoo

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It's still a mystery how Messi was robbed of the Puskas award that year....

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2 months

@UtdFrag @vutd_2 I'll fill you in on a secret: Right now Ronaldo has 55 goals and he still has 4 matches remaining plus the Euros

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4 months

These guys be going out for candle light dinners in Dubai when they play City in like 4 days

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4 months

Wait for it… #DubaiForReal #VisitDubai #RealMadrid

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This convo is goated 😭😭😭

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6 months

@YashRMFC Lmaoo bro just compared Vini to a benchwarmer

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3 months

So he got 6 G+A in a single match but they still gave Suarez a higher rating? These apps make no sense

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4 months

Factually incorrect Taylor, he has 2 goals against them and that too in a final.

Novak Djokovic is the GOLD 🥇

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4 months

Cristiano Ronaldo all goals and highlights vs Al-hilal 2023/24. Better than Messi?

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3 months

'Ronaldo only performs against relegation teams'

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2 months

Last time Messi played against Ecuador he scored an amazing free kick. He plays against them again tomorrow 👀

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2 months

Define "Carry job" - 2019 Messi

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4 months

Congratulations! You just equalized Ronaldo's 8th best UCL season 💀

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4 months

its lonely at the top😔

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Footballers by career goals: 1⃣ C. Ronaldo*🇵🇹- 887 2⃣ L. Messi*🇦🇷- 832 3⃣ Pele🇧🇷- 762 4⃣ Romario🇧🇷- 755 5⃣ F. Puskas🇭🇺- 724 6⃣ J. Bican🇨🇿- 722 7⃣ J. Jones🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿- 648 8⃣ G. Muller🇩🇪- 634 9⃣ J. Brambick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿- 629 🔟R. Lewandowski*🇵🇱- 626 *Active How many more will these 3 score?

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3 months

What a day I've had: -Inter Miami won -Al Nassr won -Messi hattrick of assists -Ronaldo hattrick of goals

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2 months

Who cares about the ucl final when we can watch Messi ball instead? 🐐

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Will Kane beat Lewa's record this season? He has 4 matches left and needs 7 goals

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@FCB_ACEE Holding them back by winning them 4 UCLs

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@illuminator010 @IconicCristiano THAT WAS THE POINT lol. They were winning so he was wasting time in an actually interesting way. Masterpiece

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4 months

Memes to piss off Tokesh @messihisdog for no reason whatsoever A THREAD

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Dortmund VS Madrid Final, who will u root for?

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The 'Future Goat' has... 0 Ballon d'ors 0 UCLs 0 Euro NPG 0 Euro KO goals 0 Golden Boots 0 Freekicks Serious contender FS 😂

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4 months

POV: You're a blue oil club that receives sketchy ref decisions

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In 2024 at least Foden > Haaland. Debate with a wall

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OTD in 2021 Ronaldo won his last ever trophy (Coppa Italia) with Juventus⚫️⚪️

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Live footage of Ronaldo/Messi fans spamming "When your idol is Messi/Ronaldo, you are destined for greatness" every time any youngster does something.

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Messi’s stats during his last ever season for Barcelona: -47 appearances -38 goals in all comps -12 assists -30 league goals -5 Champions League goals -Copa del Rey winner -Pichichi Winner (La Liga top scorer) Aged like fine wine 🍷

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5 months

@maxstephh Funny thing is his name is Facts9000

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3 months

How's it going now?

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Messi hate watching going well 👀

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@_common_w2 @Sekasfn Major L + Ur wrong

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3 months

Ronaldo scored 19 goals in the first half of 2023 and ended the year with 54 goals. Right now he has 17 goals and 11 matches remaining this season (With a chance of 4 more in the Euro KOs). How many goals is he going to finish 2024 with?

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LM9 anyone? He's coming for that ballon d'or

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Messi now has 2 assists in his past 2 matches since returning.

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Will Messi play tomorrow or is he going to be out due to that 'injury/discomfort'?

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Ronaldo's goals at each age after turning 30: 30: 58 goals 31: 54 goals 32: 53 goals 33: 49 goals 34: 45 goals 35: 40 goals 36: 41 goals 37: 17 goals 38: 53 goals 39: 22 goals* Unmatched Longevity 🔥🐐

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@RedPhoenixOG Nah, explain how he 'flexed' this record? He just celebrated it on the pitch with his team. I don't think he's a narcissist tho I do think he has an ego. Also no, I've followed his career for much longer than 3 yrs

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@idolmessi30 @UTDTrey Tbh di Maria doesn’t make too much out of it but Aguero has a bad history with hating on Ronaldo so I wouldn’t be surprised if he made a big deal out of it

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3 months

This

𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗠𝗚☝🏻 🇫🇷⁷

@TopMGSzn

3 months

what does aura mean?

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3 months

◉ Winner: Portugal 🇵🇹 ◉ Golden Boot: CR7🇵🇹 ◉ Player of the Tournament: CR7🇵🇹 ◉ Young Player of the Tournament: Yamal 🇪🇸 ◉ Surprise Package: Poland 🇵🇱 ◉ Biggest Flop: Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (Or possibly Mbappe🇫🇷)

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With 30 days until EURO 2024, tell us your predictions for.... ◉ Winner: ◉ Golden Boot: ◉ Player of the Tournament: ◉ Young Player of the Tournament: ◉ Surprise Package: ◉ Biggest Flop: #EURO2024

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