Andy Bowers @evilpez4 Twitter profile

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Andy Bowers

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8 years

Disney's "Seven".

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Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire. http://t.co/SUdACXkwcf

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3 years

Gen X after that Halftime show

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1 year

Tomorrow, brave men & women will battle fires in 30+ degree temperatures while wearing heavy gear, carrying even heavier equipment while risking their lives in an unwavering attempt to push back an unrelenting force but sure, tell us more about how the ban is so unfair.

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Shout out to the mystery lady who dropped into Dad’s funeral reception at the Lions Club to charge her phone. She grabbed a coffee and told Mom she wondered why all the volunteers were so dressed up. She was the talk of the event. Dad would’ve loved it.

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Dad’s final meal was a Lobster Supper on the Island yesterday. A favourite East Coast indulgence alongside his partner in crime. Tell people in your life how much they are loved & mean to you. He knew but that doesn’t make me wish I had one more time to say it.

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1 year

Hear me out @cbc .

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3 years

Nova Scotia reporting 0 new cases Nova Scotia / New Brunswick Border reporting approx 20-24 nut cases.

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3 years

Reminder: To achieve peak social distancing at Superstore, just carry a clip board featuring PC MasterCard applications.

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2 years

Finally, a feel good story.

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2 years

Driving by a team of NSP Linesmen working on a downed tree as a little old lady approached them carrying three Tupperware containers of baked goods while shouting “thank-you!” repeatedly over the noise of chainsaws is the greatest thing I’ve seen this week.

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9 years

3 Pop-tarts!? Go buy a lottery ticket, right now. http://t.co/WYGqNDN883

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1 year

If you’re caught burning during the ban, you won’t be fined, they just give your home to someone who lost theirs.

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3 years

One Ring To Ruin It All

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2 years

Prayers for every Tim Horton’s employee whose location has power.

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2 years

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS US HBC, BRING THESE BACK TOO.

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7 months

Shubenacadie Sam is now in Witness Protection.

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3 years

Nova Scotians love a challenge. One time my mom changed outfits three times in the back of our Station Wagon because Sobeys capped the $2 butter limit to 6 per customer and told me to keep the car running. I was 8. We got this.

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7 years

When your grandma owns you at Cosplay

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1 year

What are your weekend plans? Nova Scotians:

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3 years

If NS Health set up a Covid test site outside Costco on a Saturday they’d be able to swab half the Province.

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3 years

GoFundMe: *transfers all that trucker money to the Terry Fox Foundation*

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3 years

HINTERLAND WHO’S WHO The HRM Pothole Goose in its natural habitat.

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3 years

“It’s called Parkour, Linda.”

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2 years

Sign of the times

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3 years

BREAKING: Strang gives zero fucks about your lakefront.

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1 year

Fuck

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5 years

Once it approaches Nova Scotia, local Meteorologists are allowed to switch up the letters and rename it Hurricane Donair.

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1 year

If these aren’t for sale at the new Zellers inside The Bay why did they even bother?

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1 year

The McD’s on Sackville Drive is still open.

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3 years

Kudos to the Real Estate agent who dropped off Alberta listings to the people protesting outside Doctor Strang’s house.

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2 years

If you live in Nova Scotia and experienced an unexplained chill up your spine on one of the hottest days of the year, no need to worry about your health it was just Doug Ford arriving at Stanfield.

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2 years

East Coast Lifestyle ⚓️🦞

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3 years

Sure sex is great but have you ever watched a video of Gary Burrill on a megaphone dressing down Halifax Police officers, defending the rights of homeless people being forcibly evicted 73 times in a row?

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2 years

Remember when receiving a Lifesavers Sweet Storybook at Christmas was awesome?

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1 year

Forget robin sightings, this is always the first true sign of Spring in NS.

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3 years

A Part Of Our Christmas Stocking Heritage 🇨🇦

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2 years

There is a young lady in front of me at the NSLC buying vodka, peach schnapps, a box of wine & two bottles of Fireball. Somewhere tonight, a damage deposit dies.

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7 months

Narrator: In the corporate grocery system, Canadians continue to get hosed, especially by chains unwilling to read the room. These are their stories

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3 years

BREAKING: The Zit Remedy pulls music from Spotify.

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6 years

"Day 112, they still suspect nothing."

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3 years

I miss the days when our biggest NS/NB Border issue was illegal bees.

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1 year

Welcome to Nova Scotia Official food: The Donair Official bird: The Parking Lot Seagull Official flower: The Dandelion Official animal: The Green Bin Raccoon Official Embarrassment: Our Government’s preparedness / response times when it comes to disasters.

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4 years

Fallen, Never forgotten Rest In Peace, Constable Stevenson #NovaScotiaStrong

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2 years

Anytime you get depressed about how tiny your apartment is, be thankful you're not a rooster, living in a bag, nailed to a wall, in a castle.

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3 years

When some Anti-Mask Rally people double down and decide to show up on Citadel Hill anyway and one of them is the Hella’s guy and the HRP arrest him and he’s screaming police brutality while being gently escorted to a car will be hard to top this year.

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3 years

Canine get an amen?

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2 years

That’ll keep them out.

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3 years

My Fall Plans Delta Variant

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3 years

Strang isn’t fucking around.

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1 year

New sticker available on my Etsy shop

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2 years

Just sold for $450,000.

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4 years

Sign for all times

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7 months

Sign of the times

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3 years

NS: “Our Border is now open to all Of Canada.” Peggys Cove Black Rocks:

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2 years

Oh shit

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2 years

REMINDER: Treating a frazzled cashier like garbage won't cure: 1) The Rogers Outage 2) The line up 3) A wonky cart wheel 4) Any future inconveniences in your life 5) You being a piece of shit

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2 years

I love this Province

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1 year

For every person whining about this “oppressive” ban denying their enjoyment of potential tinderboxes there are hundreds, no thousands in this province stepping up with their homes, their businesses & their hearts showing once again what it means to be Nova Scotia Strong.

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2 years

I have yet to meet someone who eats these. Why do they still exist? Do Canadians salt their driveways with them?

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3 years

I just want Strang to flip that table, once.

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4 years

We needed that sunset.

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3 years

Very thankful as a Nova Scotian that Costco doesn’t currently sell Speedos.

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4 years

BREAKING: Trudeau requests NS Government take the day off from providing a live COVID19 update press conference because he was worried a frustrated McNeil would escalate his vocabulary well beyond “blazes”.

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3 years

Sign of the times

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7 months

Nova Scotia Power must have sacrificed a goat.

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3 years

Not to be outdone by McNeil and Strang, the Nova Scotia Anti-Mask group is sharing their feet photos.

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3 years

The next logical step if these new restrictions don’t work.

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1 year

Loud house party down the street went into wee hours with bonus fireworks. Their neighbour started mowing his lawn at 7am. Well played, sir.

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2 years

Mattea Roach is close to unlocking Canadian Heritage Minute status.

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3 years

And @annemurray1 just followed me on Twitter so I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket while cheerily humming Snowbird the entire time.

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2 years

Reminder the Halifax Waterfront features a Peggys Cove Black Rocks Tourist Training Centre.

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2 years

Did a tick write this?

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7 months

Hear me out @cbc

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2 years

Dartmouth has a new Pope.

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2 years

Burnside life.

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1 year

Canadian Heritage Moment 🇨🇦🍩

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3 years

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5 years

My grandparents had the finest chinaware in the land.

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3 years

To all my followers, both old and new, thanks for tagging along. Hope I've provided some much needed snickers and snorts in your Twitter feed over the last 365. Happy #NYE2022 , kids! ~Andy

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2 years

East Coast Fiona Lifestyle merch available now.

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3 years

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1 year

Things I’ve learned from the floods: 1) New Minas has a hovercraft 2) Humidity doesn’t care what we’re going through 3) Wildfire damage gawkers have nothing on flood damage sightseers 4) Roads are important 5) Beavers don’t stop to help 6) Anywhere is a pool if you have TikTok

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2 months

Loud house party down the street went into wee hours with bonus fireworks. Their neighbour started mowing his lawn at 7am. Well played, sir.

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5 years

Hi, Andy here, Why not turn this vanity plate nonsense into some lemonade for Adsum House? All proceeds raised will not be used on a billboard but instead handed over to the fine folks at 2421 Brunswick Street. Thanks HRM Twitter! 🙌🏻

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