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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

1 year

sorry my main takeaway from this article is that taylor swift’s pianist is named karina depiano

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Taylor Swift Swallowed a Bug by Accident During Chicago Eras Tour Show

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

1 year

i got the covid booster and a flu shot earlier today and the guy giving it to me was like “are you getting this for school or work?” and i panicked and said “for fun”

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evelyn gee frick

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this is so funny

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evelyn gee frick

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3 years

wait is christianity just a “yes and” of judaism??

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1 year

rewatched the picket line episode of the nanny last night and captured this gem of a screen cap

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3 years

men, take a note from instagram, facebook, and whatsapp: occasionally go down on people

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2 years

🚨hot trend alert🚨 not being antisemitic!!!!!!!!

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11 months

she’s converting to judaism

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Peppa Pig has a “big surprise” to be announced tomorrow.

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4 years

hi i’m now a headline contributor for @Reductress ✨✨✨✨

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i can’t fully describe the special kind of hell it is to have the worst person you know from college go viral constantly for subpar stories about her dating life

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2 years

no offense but my body looks insane in @Yitty , thanks @lizzo 🧡

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@mollytolsky wait i grew up in an interfaith household and even i thought it meant tiny haircut!!!

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i am an anti-zionist BECAUSE of my jewish beliefs and the united states government has absolutely no right to tell me what valid expressions of my judaism are

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311-14: House voted to "strongly condemn and denounce the drastic rise of antisemitism in the United States and around the world." Resolution approved by a two-thirds vote "clearly and firmly states that anti-Zionism is antisemitism." 92 Democrats voted Present.

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1 year

it’s chad gadya, michael. what could it cost, two zuzim?

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4 years

@abbygov putting aside the fucked up content for a second, these aren’t even jokes? i’m absolutely not a purist abt how to write jokes/nor am i a gatekeeper abt comedy, but objectively there are no jokes here.

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evelyn gee frick

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3 years

target is selling a comfy infused with the spirit of hanukkah..........and that spirit is absolutely haunted

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ty to my mom for getting me this beautiful menorah (my first for my own home!) for hanukkah 💛

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just apologized to my girlfriend “for being cross,” like i’m fucking paddington bear

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“you smell like oui’d” “i am oui’d”

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2 years

thrilled to share this announcement: after abt a year and a half at @hey_alma , i've accepted a promotion to the title of ✨associate editor ✨ i truly love the work we do & my team members & i'm excited to continue to grow with the publication!

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3 years

i love when planes drive around on the ground. it’s like, what’s up guy? that’s not what you do

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2 years

@lolacoaster braver than the troops, my god

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@skyler_higley they don’t call him Jesus H. Christ for nothing

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very excitingly i was just accepted to a writing workshop for the onion!!!!!!!

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3 years

i wrote this silly headline! he he!

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Happy as a Clam? This Clam Actually Has Clinical Depression:

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didn’t write the article but this is indeed my face

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How to Love Yourself, Even the Part of You That Enjoys Musical Theatre:

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6 years

if cory booker doesn't use this graphic that i made as his campaign logo, i will be VERY upset

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4 years

@abbygov oh don’t worry, i’m mad about both

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3 years

i recently started speaking to my girlfriend in a gentle italian accent and mamma mia does it piss her off

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3 years

reductress took one look at me and knew i was an english major lmao

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How I Combatted My English Department's Eurocentrism by Not Doing Any of the Reading:

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4 years

i’m sorry.......this 18 year old has never made his bed before....?

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3 years

last night i slept w/ a guy whose family owns a place called “ghost island” and i’m not saying that’s the main reason i slept with him……but it was the deciding factor

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1 year

there should be a drag queen named rhonda santis

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TATER TOT WAS ROBBED

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fun lil comedy side hustle update: i'm now a features contributor for @TheOnion ✨

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@mattxiv hey alma has a great article on this!

Yes, Let's Keep Reminding People that Coco Chanel Was a Nazi Supporter

Hi, internet. We need to talk. It's about Coco Chanel. We need to stop idolizing her. Chanel, the French fashion designer, was a not-so-secret Nazi supporter. So why do we still see her name and...

www.heyalma.com

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evelyn gee frick

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3 years

hurricane henri is sooo annoying since they came back from study abroad in paris

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3 years

sometimes when we’re having sex my girlfriend will start laughing and i’m like “are you thinking about gritty again?” and she’s like, “yes”

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evelyn gee frick

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2 years

@maxwelltani it makes me feel ill that someone asked this

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2 years

we live in hell

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what people imagine my childhood was like when i tell them i’m from lancaster, pennsylvania

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2 years

shit! i keep forgetting to hone my craft :(

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5 years

@RachelADolezal cool. you’re still white though.

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6 years

or, concept, we give it back to the native people we stole the land from?

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2 years

minx on hbo max came for my entire ass with this one

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

2 years

hello my latest headline 💘

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@Reductress

2 years

Rude! These Men Are Playing a Loud Game While I'm Trying to Eat My Hot Dog in Peace:

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evelyn gee frick

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2 years

what’s the weirdest job interview you’ve ever had? mine was when i interviewed for an internship at @colbertlateshow on halloween and my interviewers were dressed up like gru and a minion.

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3 years

this is what lesbian sex looks like

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3 years

if antisemites rly think jews are lizard people, at the very least i hope they think i’m an iguana in a tiny cowboy hat🤠

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2 years

@a_rubin ok the name Seth Rubin really slaps, congrats dude

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2 years

first reductress headline of the year ✨

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Quiet Quitting? This Woman Died in Her Sleep:

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@lizzo oh……….my god

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3 years

me: i love seeing myself represented in media the media:

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5 years

i used to get super annoyed abt how noisy cicadas are, but then i came to the realized.....if i only got to live above ground for like 5 weeks, bitch i’d scream the whole time too

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i wrote this <3

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5 Trendy, Oversized Sweaters That a Thin Woman Stole From the Plus-Sized Section:

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3 years

my goal for 2021 was to get my satire writing published and i did it!!! here are just a few of my fav headlines i’ve written this year :-)

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evelyn gee frick

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2 years

just got a follow from @TBQuarterly and honored is an understatement tbh

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i’m in a relationship and once i asked my nurse practitioner for a routine std test and she looked me in the eyes and asked “have you strayed?”

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I love a nurse practitioner

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in case you were wondering if i’m a simp, this was my honest to god reaction when my gf called from another room “come here so i can tell you i love you!”

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evelyn gee frick

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i wrote this headline not based on personal experience but also not not based on personal experience !

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@Reductress

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This Woman Is Finally Using Her Communications Degree to Logistically Coordinate a Threesome:

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3 years

me & my girlfriend moving in together, successfully completing 2 years of long distance:

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personal update! i’ve officially accepted an editorial assistant role at @70FacesMedia , specifically working w/ @hey_alma , @JewishFood , & @jewlearn ! needless to say, i’m plotzing ✨

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evelyn gee frick

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@lolacoaster may her memory be a blessing 💕 i said goodbye to my beloved dog a year + a few months ago & i think about him every day, but i can confirm that the pain/grief will eventually get easier to manage.

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2 years

reasons my non-jewish dad is actually pretty jewish: 1) he drove my sister & me to hebrew school every week 2) he joined my mom in blessing me every shabbat when i was growing up 3) he emailed me last night at 9:03 pm to let me know that haim is doing gov ball this yr

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a year ago: graduated high school today: ate a bowl of ice cream 4 breakfast

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when i first watched glee in middle school, little did i know that 1) dianna agron is jewish and 2) i'd interview her abt a decade later!! read our convo in @hey_alma abt her latest film "as they made us":

Dianna Agron Is Ready for Her Jewish Spotlight

Spoilers ahead for the film “As They Made Us” Jewish actress Dianna Agron plays WASPy characters well. She first found notoriety as Quinn Fabray, a pregnant cheerleader turned glee club nerd in the...

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3 years

hehe i wrote this bc hoarding wealth is immoral 💕

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Extreme Hoarders? This Family Is Wealthy:

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just got my covid booster shot

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god i love making my silly little jokes

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Safe Sex? Please Stop Having Sex With My Safe:

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the ends of my hair have naturally started falling like this and it’s very much giving me 1960s space housewife

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it’s me, i’m woman (i wrote this)

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Disney Adult? This Woman Wants to Know the Location of Mike Wazowski's Asshole:

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remember when philadelphia police dropped a bomb on an entire neighborhood?

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tw: mental illness / suicide . . . . . . . . . . . . . i'm getting rly emotional thinking abt how there was a point in my life where i was so depressed i could not stand to be conscious, but now everything in my life is coming together & i'm just so proud of myself

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evelyn gee frick

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3 years

decided to make a quick map of all the places i had mental health crises that are just in the first shot of this trailer

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College 101: There are no rules. From Mindy Kaling, #TheSexLivesOfCollegeGirls is streaming November 18th only on HBO Max.

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my super just called bc he got locked out of the building and needed me to let him in so i think legally i’m the super now

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3 years

do you think bert & ernie ever explored each other’s bodies?

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3 years

@TheTonightSho i get that they’re the bureau of statistics but i don’t love the counting of jews lol

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2 years

i’m just glad my grandmother didn’t live to see roe overturned. (she was very conservative and would’ve gotten immense pleasure out of it.)

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evelyn gee frick

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3 years

when we first started hooking up my girlfriend used to do this bit where she would chomp her teeth and say “i’m going to bite your clit” before going down on me. tonight she revealed that she did that bc she was “nervous” and it’s like, babe YOU were nervous?!

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

3 years

hi i wrote this headline <3

Reductress

@Reductress

3 years

DUDE CORNER: I’ve Never Seen My Friends Be Sexist Because I Have A VR Headset on Most of the Time:

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evelyn gee frick

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there's this guy i went out on a date with who ordered wings w/ ranch & when he ran out of dressing, the man casually pulled out a FULL BOTTLE OF RANCH out of his backpack. there was no second date, but i still think of him often.

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evelyn gee frick

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4 years

how it started: how it’s going:

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2 years

another headline for reductress by me! love you @HAIMtheband

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2 years

Couple on Tinder Seeking a Third to Do Haim's Little Dance With Them:

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1 year

it rly is the cherry on top of all of malala’s accomplishments that she bagged a hot husband

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ok can we please talk about Malala's fit? she looks GORGEOUS:

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evelyn gee frick

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hi i’m a culture writer and occasional comedian! if you liked this joke, check out my other writing:

Evelyn Frick - Selected Essays

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2 years

ok no offense but my skin is bananas

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3 years

24 never look so good tbh

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l o l

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3 years

starting a rumor about my girlfriend to my roommate (my girlfriend)

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6 years

my dad asked me how to take better selfies and i told him he needed to angle the phone higher.......look at this wholesome content!!! look at my handsome dad!!!!!!

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

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i just realized that when my girlfriend and i have babies they will be matrilineal jews twice over and therefore, in the eyes of traditional jewish law, the most powerful jews to ever live

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

3 years

I had the absolute pleasure of speaking with one of my favorite comics out there @DylanAdler6 for my latest in Alma:

Dylan Adler Is Singing About Rape Trauma Onstage

The last time I saw Dylan Adler perform live was at a bar mitzvah-themed comedy show this past August. Due to the pandemic, I don’t often go to indoor shows anymore, but let’s say that a commitment...

www.heyalma.com

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evelyn gee frick

@evelyngfrick

4 years

i know that i am beautiful w/o makeup, but i put on makeup for the first time tonight in a few months and DAMN BICH