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🕊 I dont play in any bands

Baltimore, MD
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@ethxnmb
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Two tickets to kublai khan please
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Kublai Khan fans
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Nico Delgado 🇺🇸
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The Democrats are terrified because they know GenZ is waking up!
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5 years
It’s insane I get to exist in the same world as these records
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2 years
Just watched a woman in a 7/11 buy an IPA tall boy, crack it open at the register, and pour 5 hazelnut creamers into it. Buffalo is sick
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5 years
Important
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10 months
This is actually super true. When ever I play a basement I just bring my MacBook and plug my guitar into the polyphia nueral DSP collab amp simulator and run it through Logitech desk top speakers that are micd up and then I run those through the mains I installed the day before
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🇵🇸 heather jones of so big auditory
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bringing a 4x12 into a basement is excessive, vain, and unhealthy
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6 years
Don’t let smol bean twitter see a video of tourniquet they might have a fucking stroke
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9 months
A guy in St Louis just lifted up his fleshwater shirt he just bought (spilling water all over the merch table in the process) to reveal a graphic tee of a flaming skull with headphones on to prove to me how much he “likes metal music”
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1 year
I’m at hersheypark by myself. AirPods in. Listening to deathcore. No interacting with any other humans. Just riding rollercoasters. Full blown autism
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1 year
SPY IN BALTIMORE
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8 months
This is actually a real #truthbomb . Also op failed to mention that you should be social distancing at shows still. So not only is it cringey af and just a demonstration of ego. But you’re actually also a eugenicist if you ask for people to pack it in. Something to consider….
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6 years
Here’s my hot take fuck you
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11 months
Hard agree. Also there should be a moshing fee because it’s a security threat. The more dangerous the pit, the more the promoter / bands should have to pay. This way the room remains a safe space.
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ok one last suggestion. music venues stop charging a cut of touring band’s merch, but the local bands that open pay a small fee to play (or pre sell tickets to their fans) to help cover the venue’s overhead costs.
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11 months
Man this is absolutely fucked I cannot believe my life right now
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1 year
Incredibly gay tweet but I just rocked my first full us tour and I feel fuckin crazy. I love my friends I love angel dust lifes question tsuris mexican coke shock treatment david harper kat mees joey carlos everyone you can take everything from me but you can’t take this
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7 years
Toth
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10 months
I think a police officer should be stationed at every show to make sure things don’t get out of hand
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Mr. Grit
10 months
Ok so I’m curious. For those who are into hardcore ( not tourists ), what do y’all want to see more of in the culture as a whole and/or in your local scene? Quote this tweet with your answer. Be real, be honest and stand on it
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2 years
Venue tonight is incredible
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1 year
I actually agree with this fully and would like to add to other things Hardcore would be nothing without - Merch cuts, lighting technicians, preorders, really old people, every band bringing their own drumkit to shows, Twitter, PBR, no echo writing about bands w/ girls in them
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1 year
Hey my Twitter presence is pretty awful but I’m doing a Zine and shifting my show booking stuff to that page as well. Here’s two new shows I’m doing . Go follow @ pointandlaughzine on Instagram especially if you’re a baltimore head. Thanks love
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3 months
This is how sean crim talks to me in person
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3 months
BRO THE FRAT KIDS ARE MOSHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN 😃😃😃😃😃 y’all are fucking stupid and annoying
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Paper Mario
5 months
The disgusting ethics and consequences of AI aside - You have to be completely fucking brain dead to see this and be impressed whatsoever. What a disaster
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The new music video for “Grace” is an AI-assisted deepfake of the original @coldplay “Yellow” video directed by James Frost and Alex Smith.
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1 year
Playing in my band at this event tonight
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1 year
I heard ottobar is hosting a stage diving competition tonight
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11 months
3 tours I’m doing this beautiful fall season. I will not be taking one single moment with my impossibly amazing friends and the opportunities hardcore music has presented me for granted. Cathedrals everywhere
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9 months
Gay Dracula
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1 year
I have an excel spreadsheet built into my brain that keeps track of who attends and pays for shows. It’s not looking good for some of you with “Baltimore Hardcore” in your bios. Sad and telling… redemption arcs look more and more unlikely every day…
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1 year
Cowards Run, Pt. III typa shit I been on
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1 year
Me as of recently
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2 years
Funny SF video of a new song (filmed by a very hilarious old head who was live streaming this to 0 viewers on Instagram)
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1 year
Different
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11 months
Baltimore doesn’t need any more electricians….. Man up and start a Goregrind band….
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1 year
I feel so bad for people who have to play in bands with bad drummers. Couldn’t be me shout out nick and mees
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5 years
Stop putting that khaki cuffs dude on my fucking timeline holy shit
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11 months
Thinking about touring and all the friends I’ve made and how exciting it is to go back to these places and see all my friends and play music with them. Florida, Houston, Ohio, Long Island, Boston, Atlanta, Chattanooga, Springfield, New Hampshire. So fucking crazy. I’m so grateful
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1 year
Nostalgia has to be the most evil sensation. I know I will never feel the joy I did 13 years ago playing Paper Mario on Christmas morning. Absolutely nothing I will experience for the rest of my life will even come close. A soul crushing realization
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1 year
Driving through the mountains and watching the sunrise with all my sleepy homies in the van. Life is bleak but playing music and traveling is dope and I look forward to doing much more of it
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Dude im sorry but, some of the shit ya’ll call powerviolence… isnt.
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2 years
Columbus hardcore has something fucking incredible going on right now
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2 years
Going up to metalcore kids at the gig and telling them sinister feeling has fallen into immense amounts of credit card debt due to a crippling OS Sandwich addiction. And if they don’t buy a shirt I will kill myself
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2 years
Hostage Crisis FFO Repent, Acts of terror, Torture, and Suicide.
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10 months
Jivebomb covering **** ** **** sounds pretty good I think I will spinkick harper on stage
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10 months
Coolest thing I’ve ever got made for a band I’m in
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1 year
July and August
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2 years
I got a nice green juice today and then played a breakdown so heavy that nick vomited in the practice space
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1 year
Classic Gage & Ethan moment
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3 years
New guitar day
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8 months
Who’s got the hookup on a bullshit remote job…. I need to answer some emails for 60k a year please
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4 years
Whoosh
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11 months
9 band show where the vibes were insane the whole time everyone who played are my friends and it’s over by 10:30
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1 year
Long term goal - 88 Chevy s10 Short term goal - cold brew
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2 years
Hardcore rules and if you disagree kill yourself
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10 months
And then I shoot my drummer in the head with a gun for forgetting to bring my in ears
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10 months
Baltimore hardcore proves to be an unstoppable force yet again… the moshing style is off the chain… nothing in the whole world will ever top it
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1 year
There’s a group of people who show up to every single show I book but always hang out in the other room of wherever it is where you don’t have to pay the cover charge and I can’t think of anyone who should k*ll th*ms*lves more. Social parasites.
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1 year
Listened to Gumm for the first time the week I graduated high school. Going on tour with them at the end of this month. Hardcore
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1 year
Photos by Photo Steve
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9 months
Every night when harms way plays breeding grounds my vision turns completely red and I start levitating
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3 years
Barbecue chick pea salad with homemade vegan avocado ranch 🤩
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2 years
I know it’s dumb as fuck and kinda silly or whatever but heavy music but more specifically hardcore punk saved my life and I have no idea what I would do without it
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1 year
Just wanted to address this publicly… yes it’s true…. I fell into the bass cab last week at dungarees. It was an accident and it was definitely Nate’s fault I just haven’t figured out exactly how yet. I just need some time to process
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3 years
🚨🚨SHOW ALERT🚨🚨 Hostage Crisis’ first show baby let’s go FFO blast beats
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5 years
:) korby :D
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2 years
Driving 12 hours north just to end up somewhere that looks and feels exactly like white marsh mall. America is number 1
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1 year
RISK BOSTON HARDCORE
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1 year
Baltimore show I did for my pals
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@anklebiterxxx
Anklebiter
1 year
Hitting the road this summer in celebration of TO LIVE AND WITHSTAND with our friends in @Prevention_217 and XCELERATE! 😈Individual show flyers and record release show details coming very soon… Flyer by ABBY RHINE
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11 months
Leaving for a historical tour tomorrow… the most handsome punk band of all time (Fraud) and the tallest PV band of all time (Sinister Feeling) bring severe displeasure to the Midwest this weekend in pursuit of DGR socks
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3 years
The quality of PR is completely unmatched
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3 years
Fuck this fat idiot
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4 years
Imagine being older than 21 and shorter than 6’6” LOL THAT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING
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1 year
Show flier and what Sean is gonna look like moments before I knock his head clean off his shoulders at said show
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9 months
Such a high percentage of music is complete bullshit garbage made by people I could kill with 1 punch… grow up
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11 months
Just updated my phone for the first time in 14 years they have emojis now??? 😂😂😂😂😂 wtf are these 😍😛
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6 years
Crank Dat
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2 years
Buncha people who have never been to a punk show before
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1 year
Some Showz I’m Playin -Jivebomb at Flatspot World -B.R.A.T. Midwest Run in April -Jivebomb + B.R.A.T. At Distorted Mess -Sinister Feeling East Coast + Midwest in May
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1 year
This is what the sinister feeling van looks like when cursed II or The Cleansing gets put on
@ChristnNitemare
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This is what indoctrination looks like…
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1 year
ENOUGH
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8 months
“Ooooooh so that’s your friend eating a Reuben in the back of the shamrock inn”
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the worst dick you’ve ever had in your life will have a bitch laid up like “ooooh so that’s you moshing in the hate5six video 🙂”
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3 years
New house type beat
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1 year
Shows I booked in March
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4 years
Cool lil mail day to bring me some happiness
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2 years
I am a DGR super fan
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2 years
In retrospect, hostage crisis playing with kublai khan and getting paid 0 dollars is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done in my life
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1 year
Your meow right now would sound like music to me. Please come home cause I miss you Gary
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1 year
I love listening to good music and not bad music
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1 year
SF tour starts today, Jivebomb tour starts later this month. Im 3 coffees deep an hour in
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1 year
Just went to the most insane fucked up coffee shop and they poured my cold brew out of the water dispenser built into a fridge
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